Tabloid Junkies vs Hells Angels (3590 views)

pl pepper
pl invent
pl ug
pl ska
pl micho
pl schovany
pl Arturinho
no Sinnsyk
pl Tokar
pl Zgred
pl mAre
pl Adam
09.04.12 22:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth junky ska 98 kills
Killing Spree junky ska 17 frags without being killed
Accountant junky ska 288% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! junky ska 21 gibs
...and stay dead! angels.Zgred*** 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning junky ska 82 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! junky ug 33 SPAM kills
Fragstealer junky ska 142 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! angels.Zgred*** 383 damage per frag
What objective? junky ska 604 XP
Red Shirt angels.mAre 90 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? angels.mAre 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore junky ska 238 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut junky schovany 5 team kills
Gingerbread man junky Pepper 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
angels.Zgred***3222825791001246249108742720/01/620/304/1625013829
angels.mAre47250429070023704895932640/00/935/426/16168107313
angels.4rturinh0***58252498481315807689102380/017/69/4624/1616510539
angels.AdaM572794477301198687120482490/02/642/421/819715638
angels.Tkr6931159845111510870130382010/04/552/514/718415366
angels.Sinnsyk***361873185802146696106032380/10/622/4111/2221612549
angels.5015072504994128110476266506614620/124/6180/4150/2219713149
junky Pepper7725556731000281025777124570/00/629/2912/1218310657
junky schovany 783434352123512856274525360/01/432/2715/619913545
junky ug822866073150520939875613860/021/37/3933/1015710446
junky micho12940075571715111098289183371/03/258/3717/714615455
junky ska28860498342101141358879693510/013/482/144/7139234173
junky chlodny profesjonalista9042155611102111227980144860/03/846/368/1222313165
junky 10923093873508641896650664762625531/041/8254/3689/1217514475
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
angels.Zgred***3888123130010219243071150/00/29/82/9KDDD/XKDKDK/K/DDDDKDD//D/KDDKDKDD/D/KDDD/KK/
angels.mAre337415452008259145951120/00/412/233/7K/D/DDDDDDDDDDKDDKKDD/DKDKD/KDDKXDD/KDDKDDDD/DKDDKDDKD/DD/KKD
angels.4rturinh0***569821375012318339841650/09/50/2113/9/K/DKDDDTDKDDKDKDXDDKDDKKDKDDDKDDKDKKKDDDDDKDDKKDDKDDKKDDKDD
angels.AdaM5010617342008379753391300/00/217/190/3DKKDDDDDDDKDKK/DKDDKDDK/D/DDK//K/KDDDKDKD/DD/KKKDDK
angels.Tkr501212040201643155845350/00/220/241/4DDDK/KDDDKDDKD/DDK/KDDDDDKKKK/KKDDTDDDKKDK/DDDKDK/DDKDKDDKDDD
angels.Sinnsyk***28721139401322465250350/10/28/194/12/DKDDDDDKDDDDTDDDKDKKDKDDDDDDDDDKDDD/K/DDDKKDDKDDDD
angels.435599622618033718324293205920/19/1766/11423/44
junky Pepper110118322940013471724552470/00/312/96/6D/K/K/K/KKDKDKK/K/DKDKKKDKXKKXX/KDDKDKDK/KDK/KKDKK/KDK/KK/DK/DKD
junky schovany 901552022501838453342270/00/218/83/3D/DKKDK/KTKDK/DK//KKDKKK/KKD/DKK/DDDKDKKDKD
junky ug9311430328029425728861110/07/00/1823/5K/KD/KD//KKDK/DDDDDKK/DKDDKTDKDDKKK/KDKKDKKDKKTD/KKDK/KKDKKKDDKD
junky micho14415636257027485137141291/00/128/158/2/KKDDK/KDKKKKKDKDKKDKDTKK/KTD/KKKKKK/DKDDKK/DKKDKDKK/KKDKKDKKDD
junky ska292249411411019561130711360/08/132/32/2K/KKK/KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKDKK/KKKKDKTDKK/K/XKKD/KK/K/DKK/KKK
junky chlodny profesjonalista13019830234003603928561840/02/225/143/6DKDKKKKKKXKKDKDDDKDKKDKKDDKDKKXDDKKKDDK/KKK/DDKDKD/KKKD
junky 14399018914539064929320183248341/017/9115/6745/24

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
angels.Zgred***45799205016207431491120/00/38/62/5DKDDKDK/KDK/KD//DDKDDKDDDT/D/K
angels.mAre728916225007264220801160/00/312/113/3/KDKD/KD/D/DDDKK/K/KXK/KDKDDDKDKDKKXKDDK
angels.4rturinh0***5252122321082079200400/04/10/96/4/DK/K/DKDKK/KDKDK/K/DDDDDKDKD/SKDD/
angels.AdaM73861419101824042844490/01/313/51/4K/K/DK/DK/KDDKK/K/K/KDDKKD/DDKXKTDD
angels.Tkr951132021310535593585940/03/215/112/2KKDDDKDKSKDDD/KKDKD/K/DDKKDDKDK/KKKKKK/DK
angels.Sinnsyk***50551224301422992479910/00/36/97/8KDDDDDDKDKKKKDDDDDD/K/TK/DDKKDDDKDKD/
angels.654748312919233815057161414620/08/1554/5121/26
junky Pepper415910243001026522824800/00/06/94/4D///DDKDD//K/DKKD/D/DD/KDKDKKDD/KK
junky schovany 557310186322218219392220/01/03/108/3DKKDDKDKDDTTD/D/KSDDKKKSKDSDKD
junky ug788418235024260123411350/012/20/128/4KKDKXDKKD/KDDDKKDDT/DKKDDD/DK/KKDKTKKKDDDKDD
junky micho10011015154013217124291400/00/013/83/4KKDKDT/KDK/KD/DKDKDKKKDKDKKDDDK
junky ska20013924124002332029391970/03/319/72/3KKKDKXKKKKKKXKXKDKKDKK/DDKKDKD/KDKKKDKD
junky chlodny profesjonalista6311112195014321525851110/01/510/82/4D/TKKDDDKKKXDKDD/DDKKDK/DK/KXDDDDK
junky 905768911127362516141150578850/017/1051/5427/22
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
angels.Zgred***2328313000512971469180/01/12/60/1/DDDK/D//KDKDD/D
angels.mAre663881200051371119900/00/18/50/1KKK/DDKK//K//KDDDKDD
angels.4rturinh0***13378129001217421387280/03/09/61/1/KKDKKDDKK/KKDKKTDDKKD
angels.AdaM6042610000111411637340/01/15/70/1DDDKKDKKD/KDDDKD
angels.Tkr100351111000213021528720/00/011/90/0DK/KKDDKDK/KDKDKKKDKDD
angels.Sinnsyk***363441100051436930540/00/14/50/1/K/DKDK//DD/XKDD
angels.70255446600120828981502060/05/439/381/5
junky Pepper754768100112911327940/00/25/51/0DDDDKDDD/KKKKK
junky schovany 42513700018131650360/00/23/40/0DDDDK/KDKD
junky ug5542591001111013281060/00/03/82/0DDDDD/KDKKDKKD
junky micho8056810501014651591370/03/15/91/0KDKTKDDDKDDDDDKKKDK
junky ska475117194500019631133180/02/017/30/1KKKKKKKDKKKDKDKKDKKKKKK
junky chlodny profesjonalista5053510100115081260690/00/14/91/0KXKD/KDKDDDDKDDD
junky 130366464813014815082893600/05/637/385/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
angels.Zgred***63311520036861949270/00/01/100/1D//DDDD/DKDDDDDD
angels.mAre274931100034441719360/00/13/30/5DD/K/D/DKDDXKDD
angels.4rturinh0***2624415101310721535450/01/00/104/2DKK/D/KDDDDDDDD/TDKD
angels.AdaM5045714000213452228360/00/07/110/0KDKDKKK//DDDDDKDDKDDD
angels.Tkr664281200021694208000/01/16/71/1KK/KKDKDDKDD/DKDDDKD
angels.Sinnsyk***362641110027151944580/00/04/80/1DKDKDDDKDKD//DD
angels.352192778401155956114552020/02/221/495/10
junky Pepper6631812200415971106360/00/16/61/2KDDK/DKD/K/DKDKXK/KDD
junky schovany 20064105102117225212510/00/08/54/0DDKK/KKKKXDKKKDKTT
junky ug774679101614301006340/02/14/10/1KD//DKDKK/TK/K//K
junky micho22878167111124951184310/00/012/55/1KDKDDKKK/KKKKKDKTSKKKDKKX
junky ska350991441003269482600/00/014/10/1KXKKDKKKKK/KKK/KK/K
junky chlodny profesjonalista8859891013151713131220/00/07/52/2DTKDDD/K/DKK/KKDKKX
junky 1683776346715181145559564740/02/251/2312/7

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Player Chats
angels.Tkr [Warmup]: Rdy!
angels.Tkr [Warmup]: Rdy!
angels.Tkr [Warmup]: meehov
[Countdown]: angels.4rturinh0***called a vote.
angels.mAre [Countdown]: Yes...
junky schovany [Countdown]: gurek !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
[Countdown]: *** Match Reset! ***
angels.Tkr [Warmup]: Rdy!
angels.mAre [Warmup]: Yes...
angels.Zgred*** [Warmup]: SORKI
angels.Zgred*** [Warmup]: i have fun :)
[Countdown]: Vote cancelled
angels.Tkr [Countdown]: i huj fan
angels.Sinnsyk*** [Countdown]: shotout to chmielek, allowed, kakan and team wolfs
junky micho [11:04]: :XD
junky Pepper [10:36]: zakopalem duzo min przeciwpiechotnych
junky micho [9:38]: :XD
junky micho [8:05]: :XD
[8:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
junky Pepper [7:20]: XDDDDDD
[7:18]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:11]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
angels.mAre [6:49]: NO!...
[6:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:17]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:17]: The Allied Truck is in position!
angels.Sinnsyk*** [0:09]: gg
junky micho [0:02]: GG
angels.mAre [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
junky micho [Intermission]: :-d
angels.Tkr [Warmup]: Rdy!
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:59]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:47]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[11:42]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:42]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:42]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:42]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:42]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:42]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:42]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:42]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:42]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:42]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:42]: FIGHT!
[11:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:34]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
angels.mAre [8:15]: NO!...
[7:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:46]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:18]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:16]: The Allies have activated the crane!
junky schovany [6:16]: xd
[6:03]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
junky schovany [4:26]: XD
angels.mAre [4:18]: NO!...
junky ug [3:26]: XD
[3:25]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:34 (original: 15:00)
angels.Zgred*** [Intermission]: xD
angels.mAre [Intermission]: gg
angels.4rturinh0*** [Warmup]: rup?
[11:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:48]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[10:13]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:26]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
junky micho [6:27]: GG
angels.Zgred*** [6:23]: g
[6:20]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:39
angels.Zgred*** [Intermission]: 3/13 xd
angels.Tkr [Warmup]: Rdy!
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:34]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[4:20]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:16]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:16]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[1:10]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
angels.mAre [0:58]: NO!...
angels.mAre [0:03]: gg
junky micho [0:03]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:39)
[Intermission]: angels.4rturinh0*** disconnected
[Intermission]: junky micho disconnected
[Intermission]: angels.Tkr disconnected
[Intermission]: angels.Zgred*** disconnected
[Intermission]: angels.AdaM disconnected
[Intermission]: junky schovany disconnected
[Intermission]: junky Pepper disconnected
[Intermission]: junky ska disconnected
[Intermission]: angels.Sinnsyk*** disconnected
[Intermission]: angels.mAre disconnected

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