Superretardedplayers vs waffles (21184 views)
Premier League Grand Final
16.09.07 21:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | ...wAffLes... mAus | 125 kills |
Killing Spree | -wAffles- dAv1d | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | ...wAffLes... mAus | 137% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | ...wAffLes... mAus | 33 gibs |
...and stay dead! | TheLastWaffle Matias(VP) | 41% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | ...wAffLes... mAus | 100 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | -WaffleS- XyLoS | 70 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | SUPERTARD >> ADACORE | 92 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | -waffles- x'D | 203 damage per frag |
What objective? | ...wAffLes... mAus | 689 XP |
Red Shirt | SUPERTARD >> HOLZ | 127 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | =WAFFLES= Clown! | 12 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | ...wAffLes... mAus | 181 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | -WaffleS- XyLoS | 10 team kills |
Gingerbread man | SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL | 33 /kills |
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NV.Esox [Warmup]: | :(( |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | dunno who you are |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | but there is ETTV for a reason |
SUPERTARD >> COACH [Warmup]: | if only we lived in austrailia! |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: | rup rup |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | whinez |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | would you mind leaving? |
SUPERTARD >> COACH [Warmup]: | bibuy! |
TheLastWaffle Matias(VP) [Warmup]: | brb |
TheLastWaffle Matias(VP) [Warmup]: | fucking cold! |
TheLastWaffle Matias(VP) [Warmup]: | my hands are shaking |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: | rup |
=WAFFLES= Clown! [Countdown]: | hf |
-waffles- x'D [Countdown]: | GL HF |
-wAffles- dAv1d [Countdown]: | gl |
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [Countdown]: | gl hf :) |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Countdown]: | gl both |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Countdown]: | take it easy |
[14:44]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[14:03]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [13:42]: | shout out to EmeRica :o |
[13:40]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [4:27]: | :] |
[0:01]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [Intermission]: | YES |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 15:00 |
-wAffles- dAv1d [Intermission]: | :>> |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Countdown]: | for the statwhores, ferus 32 hs, mAus 28 =) |
NV.Esox [14:50]: | :o |
[14:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [14:36]: | people pm me even for that :x |
[13:50]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[13:03]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[13:00]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[12:53]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[12:36]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[12:24]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[12:13]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:40]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[11:31]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[10:57]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[10:55]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[10:41]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[10:39]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[10:34]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:25]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[9:32]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [9:02]: | lmao |
-waffles- x'D [9:02]: | xD |
[9:01]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [8:59]: | nice lotto meights |
[7:58]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 7:02 (original: 15:00) |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Intermission]: | very closed game, gg |
=WAFFLES= Clown! [Warmup]: | gg |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: | Could been better! |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: | rup |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | statwhores, 40 headies for ferus and guess what, 40 headies for mAus |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: | rup |
NV.Esox [Warmup]: | my money on mAus |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | i had 11 euro on SRP =< |
NV.Esox [Warmup]: | :D not finished anyway |
=WAFFLES= Clown! [Countdown]: | hf |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Countdown]: | true, but was a bit embarrasing on grush don't you think? |
NV.Esox [14:47]: | indeed, but it will be closer on supply |
[14:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[12:04]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[12:03]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:39]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:35]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:05]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [10:58]: | xD! |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [10:57]: | xD! |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [10:57]: | xD! |
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [10:55]: | rofl |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [10:45]: | ahahahaha |
[10:26]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[10:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:01]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[9:20]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[9:16]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[8:30]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[7:21]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[6:49]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[6:48]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[6:34]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[4:41]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:18 |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Intermission]: | wp |
-wAffles- dAv1d [Intermission]: | gg |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | you should've heard comms after we spawned normal |
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [Warmup]: | :D |
-wAffles- dAv1d [Warmup]: | :D |
-wAffles- dAv1d [Warmup]: | same here |
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [Warmup]: | everyone was just laughing for about 2 minutes :D |
-wAffles- dAv1d [Warmup]: | GET THEM ON FULL |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | only laughter for about 1min straight |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: | playing with oldschools |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: | :((( |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | xD! |
-wAffles- dAv1d [Warmup]: | :> |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Countdown]: | 25-21 for ferus |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Countdown]: | bb money, esox |
NV.Esox [10:09]: | :) i forgot to bet, but anyway i would have give my money to srp |
[10:02]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [9:44]: | iwas talkin about you betting on mAus having more headshots than ferus boyoo ;-p |
[9:35]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
NV.Esox [9:15]: | maus will wake up |
[9:04]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:50]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:57]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:53]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:27]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:51]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [5:45]: | Fucking lagger! |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [5:44]: | :[ |
[4:50]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:46]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:45]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:32]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[4:23]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
-wAffles- dAv1d [3:37]: | gg |
[3:18]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 7:00 (original: 10:18) |
-waffles- x'D [Intermission]: | gg |
=WAFFLES= Clown! [Intermission]: | gg |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Intermission]: | wp |
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [Intermission]: | gg |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | cointoss, who takes what? |
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [Warmup]: | tails |
TheLastWaffle Matias(VP) [Warmup]: | maplist? |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | bremen - oasis - radar - braun |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | luckydrumky<3: cze |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | MARKURIZERKILLERZ0RZ: english? |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | luckydrumky<3: do you give clan tag? |
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [Warmup]: | i go for smoke |
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [Warmup]: | brb |
=WAFFLES= Clown! [Warmup]: | braun |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | bremen - radar - oasis |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | srP |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | SEC |
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ [Warmup]: | radar |
=WAFFLES= Clown! [Warmup]: | oasis out |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | statwhores, 50 headies ferus and 39 mAus |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: | hi d4vid btw |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: | ! |
-wAffles- dAv1d [Warmup]: | hi squall ! <3 |
-waffles- x'D [Warmup]: | xd |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: | *Rymmer this is the best problems when i ever seen hear |
-waffles- x'D [Warmup]: | (21:35:45) (ThOor) Yes, ok , I'll search some new clan :) But btw , Have you got some problems with girls or mother ? You can write me it ... I can be your manager with reallife problems :-* Cause you're nice man, this is FREE for you :) :-* <3 XD XD |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | xD! |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | xD! |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | xD! |
-WaffleS- XyLoS [Warmup]: | rup |
TheLastWaffle Matias(VP) [Warmup]: | <Exe-> oli muutes mukava ottaa niit irti siit |
TheLastWaffle Matias(VP) [Warmup]: | <Exe-> t m n viikon aikana ku tulin koulusta niin n in ku kaks kissaa pani jossain polulla ja nyt t n n enon kanssa katsomassa verkkoi niin siel kaks sammakkoo verkossa kiinni p llekk in |
TheLastWaffle Matias(VP) [Warmup]: | rup |
=WAFFLES= Clown! [Countdown]: | hf |
-wAffles- dAv1d [Countdown]: | fun |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Countdown]: | gl both |
[14:12]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[14:11]: | The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker! |
[14:09]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[14:07]: | The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker! |
[14:06]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[14:03]: | The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker! |
[13:34]: | The Allies have secured the forward bunker! |
[13:34]: | The main gate has been destroyed! |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [13:28]: | AHAHAHAHAHAHA |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [13:26]: | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [13:22]: | oh my god |
[12:48]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[12:45]: | The side door has been destroyed! |
[12:37]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[9:47]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:30]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:38]: | The Truck has been repaired! |
[8:34]: | The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started! |
[8:33]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[8:32]: | Allied team has gained access to the truck! |
[6:49]: | Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed. |
[6:05]: | Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed. |
[5:43]: | Allied team has escaped |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:16 |
-wAffles- dAv1d [Countdown]: | HF |
=WAFFLES= Clown! [Countdown]: | hf |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Countdown]: | hf |
-waffles- x'D [Countdown]: | GL |
[8:24]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:18]: | The side door has been destroyed! |
[8:06]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:55]: | The main gate has been destroyed! |
[7:38]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [1:36]: | bb money :< |
[1:25]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[1:20]: | Bozz connected |
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [1:20]: | ggs |
=WAFFLES= Clown! [1:17]: | GG |
[1:14]: | Axis team locked by TheLastWaffle Matias(VP) |
[1:09]: | Allies team locked by SUPERTARD >> SQUALL |
[1:04]: | Axis team locked from spectators by TheLastWaffle Matias(VP) |
[0:53]: | Plr'Bozz player kicked |
[0:53]: | Plr'Bozzhas been kicked! |
NV.Esox [0:45]: | haha! |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [0:21]: | congrats with the SummerCup waffles. |
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [0:13]: | cya @ nl! |
=WAFFLES= Clown! [0:12]: | ggs |
-waffles- x'D [0:09]: | !: _d |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [0:08]: | :DD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:16) |
[Intermission]: | -waffles- x'D disconnected |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Intermission]: | ggs |
[Intermission]: | ...wAffLes... mAus disconnected |
-WaffleS- XyLoS [Intermission]: | ggs |
=WAFFLES= Clown! [Intermission]: | wp guys |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Intermission]: | gg wp |
[Intermission]: | =WAFFLES= Clown! disconnected |
-wAffles- dAv1d [Intermission]: | gg's |
[Intermission]: | -WaffleS- XyLoS disconnected |
[Intermission]: | -wAffles- dAv1d disconnected |
[Intermission]: | SUPERTARD >> HOLZ disconnected |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | 41 ferus and 42 mAus |
NV.Esox [Warmup]: | \o/ |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | y=D |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | only one time in 3 maps esox =D |
NV.Esox [Warmup]: | on the best map |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | lol |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | sure |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: | sure |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | rhand are you still disappointed :( |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | yes, i had 11 euros on u =/ |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | xD! |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | xD! |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | xD! |
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: | as we finns say, tyhmyydestä rankaistaan |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | nah, u played good today. Except for grush. |
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: | i wanna see u playing better |
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [Warmup]: | i barely know this map |
[SummerCup] Rhanddd [Warmup]: | i quit |
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [Warmup]: | nice picking it |
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