Gamepoint Online vs Superretardedplayers (12103 views)

16.09.07 22:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth GMPOFiREBALL 74 kills
Killing Spree GMPOFiREBALL 7 frags without being killed
Accountant GMPOWEAK 105% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET 26 gibs
...and stay dead! GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET 47% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning GMPOFiREBALL 65 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! GMPOHAZER 36 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL 143 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET 250 damage per frag
What objective? GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET 428 XP
Red Shirt SUPERTARD >> NIGHT 94 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? GMPOFLIXX 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL 173 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET 4 team kills
Gingerbread man GMPOHUMMEL 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL86367657612021211712123402780/03/859/452/818016246
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL5731548841202259467112392090/03/939/4412/10197134411
SUPERTARD >> FERUS7835859757101410626121331080/12/355/492/1018016059
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT5627153941411239212101131400/012/514/4925/1417410656
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ48234387991222611676073380/03/727/3810/121619537
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE4921737757101355729027540/01/536/440/13151119311
SUPERTARD >> 6217623004836147109527056245911270/024/5230/4451/1317412948
GMPOHAZER9036466721412171013982891541/016/79/3936/915411454
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET774285571260491167186827280/04/743/4612/1121212277
GMPOWEAK1054226764130418994095722950/04/460/387/414815064
GMPOFLIXX64383528114001611023121911260/04/645/423/15212151412
GMPOHUMMEL8933263691724301059573726070/03/148/2812/716810444
GMPOFiREBALL103384747222012411852100854430/08/165/382/1016014075
GMPO872313377429106315114652205619123531/039/1270/3872/1017613066
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL447113294026221037521820/00/214/141/5/TDKDDDKDKK//DKD//DDKDKDDDDKDKDKDKDDDTDDKKD/
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL3981112850042865371800/01/65/145/3XDDK/DDKKKK/KDKDDDKK/DDDD/DDDDDKDDDDDDKD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS51791427200428024549360/00/014/200/3KKDKDD/DDD/DK/KDKDDDDDKDKDDKKDDDDXDKKDDKK/
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT50901428411624592626290/04/21/1310/4DKDDDK/DTDD//KKKD/DKDDDSDDKKDDDKDDKKKDKDK//
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ3094826211822093086530/00/46/113/3///D/K/D/DK//DDDKKDDKDDDDDDDKDKDKDTS
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE5881142430042126386600/01/013/180/3//DD/DD/DXDKKKDDKDDDDKDKDKKDKKDDKDKDKKXD
SUPERTARD >> 454967416220243214671215973000/06/1453/9019/21
GMPOHAZER11310126238117389020841280/06/10/1215/3DK/KK/KK/KKSDKK/KDKD/DKKKD/KKKKKDKKDDKKK/KDDKXDDDTD
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET10612116158024325719343420/03/212/93/4/KK/DDDDDDKKKKXXXD/KKKDKKDKKKKT/DKDTX
GMPOWEAK12914322178016317026991090/02/320/71/1DKKD//DKKDDKDKK/KK/KTKKKKKDDKD/KK/KKKDKD
GMPOFLIXX91129212380053891337200/02/118/121/6KKK/D/KK/DKKDDKKKDDKDKKDKDK/KD/DKDKDDKDKKDDXD
GMPOHUMMEL100112181880211328119841890/00/017/51/2/KK/K/KK/KDK/DKDKKTDT/K/KKDK//K/K/DDKK
GMPOFiREBALL118124262210001041082598540/02/022/72/5DDKK/DDK/KDKKKDK/KK/K/K/KKKD/KKKKKDDDK/KKK/KK/DD
GMPO11073012911850164321597146718220/015/789/5223/21

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL138891813300128292555420/01/116/91/2K/KDKKKKDKDKKKDKKDKDKKDDKKDKDDD
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL83841518301630012000870/01/29/74/3/DKKKDK/KDKTDDDK/KDDKKDKK/KK/DDK/D
SUPERTARD >> FERUS106921615100428062270180/00/214/72/3/K/DKDDKXKDDDKD/KKDKKKKDKKKKDK/D
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT104772221600830282023920/07/10/911/3DKKKK///KKDD/KKKK/KKDDKDKDK/DKKDKKK/K/DDKDD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ775614183016207816632380/00/012/93/3/KDKDDDKKK/DKK/KDK//KDD/TKDDKKDKD
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE6455914400211571959180/00/19/90/3DKDKDDKDKDK/K/DDKDXKKDDD
SUPERTARD >> 95453949920022714899124704950/09/760/5021/17
GMPOHAZER6877131900151776202080/05/30/69/6/DKDD/XKD/TKDDKKDDDKDDKDD/DKKKK/KK
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET3481823500222282807500/00/27/131/4DDKDDDDKKDXDDKDDDDDD/KKKD/DDKDDD
GMPOWEAK1131001715201420662211270/00/015/113/0DKKD//TKK/K/DKDKKDKDDKKKDKDDKKKDK
GMPOFLIXX1643425100216553440180/00/33/111/7D/DKKD/DDDDDDKDDKDDDDDDDDDDDD
GMPOHUMMEL667912182016187318742010/01/08/94/2K/DDDKKDKDDD/K/KDKT//KDDDKDK/KK
GMPOFiREBALL1129618163003287225471580/01/117/100/3KK/D/DKDKDKKK/KDKDXKDKKDKDDDKKDKKDK
GMPO684767211613032212470148994620/07/950/6018/22
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL100761111100226201920180/00/111/70/1DKKDK/KDKK/DKDKKKDDDKD
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL9242121310141639110520/01/17/70/1DDDKKDKKKKKD/DK/KDD//KTKKD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS605561020031682165200/01/05/80/0/DDD/DKKK/KKDDXKD
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT3833718100615251546190/00/16/101/1DKDDDDK/K/D/D/DK/DDKK/KDD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ6352711200410191222470/01/13/53/1/KDK/KKDDK/DDK/KDD
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE3648411000513181411360/00/04/50/1DKD//KD//K/KDDD
SUPERTARD >> 65306477470124980388561220/03/436/424/5
GMPOHAZER44724910021039145100/00/11/63/0KKD/KD/DDDKDD
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET84741113400118681616560/01/28/72/3KDDKDKDDK/KDXKDDKDDDKDKKK
GMPOWEAK100681010301213241638800/01/010/80/1TXKK/D/DDKDKKKKDDKDKKD
GMPOFLIXX5059510100313411966180/00/15/50/0K/DDDDK//KKDDKD
GMPOHUMMEL90421011201515671218550/01/010/40/0/K//KD/DKK/DTKDDKDKKKK
GMPOFiREBALL12550108301117171914180/02/09/70/0XKTKDKKKKDDK/DDKKDDK
GMPO823655061140314885698032270/05/443/375/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL100721111000217822137360/02/16/70/0KKDKDKDKKK/KDKDD/DDDKK
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL04701210086963018700/00/010/81/1/KDK/DDKDKDK//DDKK/K/DK/K/DK
SUPERTARD >> FERUS100641111000017131717180/11/110/80/1KDKDKKDKKDKDDDDDDKKDKK
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT46476133003980205700/00/05/82/2KK/D/DDKDDDD/DKKDKKD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ40041000020000/01/23/60/0KDDK//DDDDDKDK
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE35051400010000/00/25/60/4/DDKKDDDDDDDDDKKKDD
SUPERTARD >> 54230377140016517189291240/14/639/433/8
GMPOHAZER130731310200218261531181/02/18/62/0KDDKKDDDK/KKKDKKKDKKK/D
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET36474111011202513421600/00/02/103/0DDDDXTKDDDKKK/DDD
GMPOWEAK90681011001520241230790/01/110/40/0K/KKD/KTDDKKDKK///KKDD
GMPOFLIXX7681101310052231179100/02/18/60/1DKK/DDKK/KKKDDK/K/DD/KD
GMPOHUMMEL1076214133204232910801440/01/17/64/1DKDSKDKKXKK/KK/DKKS/K/DDKKKD
GMPOFiREBALL56309166006125516831080/00/09/80/2DKD/KKDDK/D/K/K/KK/KDDDDD
GMPO8336160741322231169086575091/06/444/409/4
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL8526673001117289700/00/36/30/0KKDDKDKDK/KDD
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL1202765200164961800/00/06/30/1KDDKDKKK/KD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS12039651001750102000/00/06/40/0DDKKKKK/KDD
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT281327000066481200/01/10/31/3DDKKDDDDD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ602835100062276900/00/03/30/2DKDDDKKD
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE601235000036285100/00/03/40/1DDKDDKDK
SUPERTARD >> 79145263470034219496700/01/424/201/7
GMPOHAZER502036100168153500/01/10/42/0/DDDKKKDD
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET80454530119266441200/00/04/41/0TD/KDKDKDK
GMPOWEAK8316560000535109300/00/03/52/1DDKKDDKKKDD
GMPOFLIXX11633762001872800360/00/07/50/0DKKD/KKDDKKDK
GMPOHUMMEL1001233100060239300/00/00/33/1KKKXDDD
GMPOFiREBALL1505496000313517541050/03/06/30/0/KKKKKKK/KDDDK/
GMPO9718031327016496742192610/04/120/248/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL120336510001099107900/00/06/50/0KDDDKKKDKKD
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL5034480002617780500/00/02/52/1KKDDK/K/DDDD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS8529671102873925360/00/06/20/3DKKKKK//DDDKDS
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT2811270000556104900/00/02/60/1DDKKDDDDD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ22429100218886700/01/00/41/3DDDD//DKDKD
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE282127010160994000/00/22/20/1SD/DDDKKD
SUPERTARD >> 561322243320739425640860/01/218/243/9
GMPOHAZER1402175200092766800/02/00/55/0KKDKDDKDKKDK
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET300601245000136733900/00/110/32/0KDKKKDKDKKKKKKKD
GMPOWEAK602735000182170100/00/02/31/1D/DKKKDD
GMPOFLIXX125385410001033822540/00/04/31/1DDDKKKKDK
GMPOHUMMEL10025661004943823180/00/06/10/1K/DK/K/K/DKK
GMPOFiREBALL503024000154958900/00/02/30/0/KDKDD
GMPO1292013528900656403942720/02/124/189/3

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Player Chats
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET [Warmup]: have to wake up early tomorrow
GMPOHUMMEL [Warmup]: go
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Countdown]: TERKKUI CHAMPILLE JA MUILLE ESAMARKOILLE SAMAS VENTIS
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [14:58]: ja juusolle
[14:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:09]: HeadShot/ Sensihas become a shoutcaster
[12:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[11:16]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[5:35]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:33]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:26
[12:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:56]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:54]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:33]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:00]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:59]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:45]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:01]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:25 (original: 12:26)
[11:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:07]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:41]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[10:16]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:55]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[5:05]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:56
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET [Warmup]: rup plx
[6:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:07]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:00]: SUPERTARD >> NIGHT disconnected
[5:57]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [5:57]: egoquit
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [5:57]: sry
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [5:57]: we cant play
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [5:57]: lol
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [5:57]: :(
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [5:57]: he's coming :D
[5:57]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [5:57]: lies
[5:57]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:57]: Night connected
HeadShot} s0k1 [5:57]: btw Colin McRae [*] :(
[5:57]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET [5:57]: RIP!
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ [5:57]: http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/colinmcrae.png
[5:57]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [5:57]: WASNT EVEN FUNNY
GMPOHUMMEL [5:57]: unpause
[5:57]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [5:57]: nope
[5:57]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:57]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:57]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:57]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:57]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:57]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:57]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:57]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:57]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:57]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:57]: FIGHT!
[5:46]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[5:16]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[4:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:15]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[0:16]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
GMPOHUMMEL [0:16]: laggggg
HeadShot} s0k1 [0:16]: [=
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [0:15]: u've been lagging all the time
[0:16]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
GMPOHAZER [0:16]: shoutout²vila
[0:16]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[0:16]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[0:16]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
GMPOHUMMEL [0:15]: ok np
[0:16]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[0:16]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[0:16]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[0:16]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[0:16]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[0:16]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[0:16]: FIGHT!
GMPOWEAK [0:05]: :DD
[0:04]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [0:04]: :]
GMPOHUMMEL [0:04]: rofl
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [0:04]: :]
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [0:04]: :]
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [0:04]: :]
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:52 (original: 6:56)
GMPOHUMMEL [Intermission]: all about the lag hahaha
HeadShot} s0k1 [Intermission]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HeadShot} s0k1 [Intermission]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET [Intermission]: wasnt there once a journal about s0k1
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: :D
GMPOHUMMEL [Warmup]: mappool
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET [Warmup]: to shut up ingame?
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [Warmup]: ok then...
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [Warmup]: heads or tails?
GMPOHUMMEL [Warmup]: heads
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: man
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [Warmup]: fucking lateass games
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [Warmup]: bremen, adler, gold
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: HB HOLZ!
GMPOHUMMEL [Warmup]: gold out
GMPOHUMMEL [Warmup]: go decide what map
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [Warmup]: ADLER
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [Warmup]: we play adler
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [Warmup]: I GOT TO PICK!!
GMPOHUMMEL [Warmup]: rup
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET [Warmup]: RIP!
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET [Warmup]: rup
GMPOHUMMEL [Warmup]: rup
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: afj
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: k
[14:07]: The Doors are opening!!
[13:59]: Main blast door opening!
[13:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:55]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[11:57]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:02
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [Intermission]: :D
[1:45]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:30]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL [0:11]: gg
GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET [0:09]: GOGOGO
GMPOFiREBALL [0:06]: LOLOLOL
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:02)
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> XAPZLOL disconnected
GMPOFLIXX [Intermission]: gg
GMPOWEAK [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: GMPOHUMMEL disconnected
GMPOFiREBALL [Intermission]: wp retards
SUPERTARD >> FERUS [Intermission]: I GOT TO PICK!!
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> SQUALL disconnected
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> HOLZ disconnected
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> FERUS disconnected
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> NIGHT disconnected
[Intermission]: GMPOZERENDER NP4ME.NET disconnected
[Intermission]: GMPOHAZER disconnected
[Intermission]: GMPOFLIXX disconnected
[Intermission]: GMPOFiREBALL disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.