humping hoes vs Unbelievable Tekkers (2460 views)

be czarek
fr an7ho
gb rAffou
nl IceQ
gb fumble
gb owzo
26.04.12 18:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth HumpingHoesAN7HO 73 kills
Killing Spree HumpingHoesAN7HO 7 frags without being killed
Accountant HumpingHoesAN7HO 128% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! HumpingHoesAN7HO 16 gibs
...and stay dead! [ut] fumble 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning HumpingHoesAN7HO 54 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! HumpingHoesAN7HO 15 SPAM kills
Fragstealer HumpingHoesAN7HO 193 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! [ut] owzo 316 damage per frag
What objective? HumpingHoesAN7HO 404 XP
Red Shirt [ut] fumble 76 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [ut] fumble 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [ut] owzo 162 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [ut] owzo 3 team kills
Gingerbread man HumpingHoesAN7HO 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[ut] iceq502453468601157730101071880/06/127/462/822714926
[ut] fumble34225267680110668010355470/01/526/530/11257136212
[ut] owzo5817321365037476957761380/02/633/393/422716035
[ut] 456438118019053219179262383730/09/686/395/423714828
HumpingHoesAN7HO1284047357160026126347242720/04/354/2715/117312775
HumpingHoesrAffou91302485212111778787799190/04/242/303/216414755
HumpingHoesCzarek1023804847140017921872682070/03/340/275/119215548
HumpingHoes108108616915642116029730223092980/011/3136/2723/117614356
Chamillitary000100000000/00/00/00/10001
000100000000/00/00/00/10001
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[ut] iceq59711322300726883099360/01/012/120/3KDDKD/KDK/KD/DDDDK/DKK/DDKK/KK/KDDD
[ut] fumble4569920200524103610150/00/39/110/1D/DDKD/DDKDDKD/KKDKK/K/KDDDDD
[ut] owzo331413100354057800/01/111/81/1DKKK/DDKKDDK/KK/KDKKDKDDDK
[ut] 4615423456001556387287510/02/432/311/5
HumpingHoesAN7HO1051162019600639202648180/01/016/133/0KD/K/DKDKKKKD/KKKKD/KDDKDD/KKDDDKKDKKK/
HumpingHoesrAffou55100101831062526271600/02/17/91/1/KDD/SK/KDD/KKK/K/DKDDDDDKDK
HumpingHoesCzarek661431015200425802156180/01/18/101/0K/KKD/DDKKD/DDDDDDK/DKKKK
HumpingHoes75359405211101690267520360/04/231/325/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[ut] iceq4786112320052894339100/03/07/171/1DDDDDDK/KDKDDDKK/KK/DDK/DDDDKDKK/D
[ut] fumble246462530032089328300/00/06/190/3DDKDDK/DDDDDKDDK/KDDD/DDDDDDDDK
[ut] owzo100719900041178113300/00/111/130/1DDD/DKDDKDKDK/DKK//KKKDDDKDKDD
[ut] 572212657500126161780700/03/124/491/5
HumpingHoesAN7HO14112924172001045412383360/00/120/64/0KKK/KK/K/K//KKK/K/K/DDD/KKKDDKKKKKKKDK/KD
HumpingHoesrAffou10687171640052429274300/00/117/100/0//KKKKDDDKKDKD/KKDDDKKKDKKDK/KKD/
HumpingHoesCzarek8282141740072590228300/01/112/81/1//KDKKDK/K/KDKK/DD/DKDK/KDKDKDK
HumpingHoes110298555010002295607409360/01/349/245/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[ut] iceq438810231013214836171520/02/18/171/4DKDDDDKDXKDKKDKD/DDDDKXDK/K/DTDDKDDD
[ut] fumble35921131301221813462320/01/211/230/7DDDKXDDKDKDDDKDDXK/DD/DDKTKDDKDDDDKDDXDDKDDKDD
[ut] owzo458811244030305140651380/01/411/182/2KDDTDDDDTDKDDDTDKKDKDDDDKKDDKDDDKKDKDD
[ut] 41268327880557380111443220/04/730/583/13
HumpingHoesAN7HO13315928218001041732211180/03/218/87/1D/KKD/K/K/D//KKDK/KDD/KKDKKDKKDKKK/KDKKKKKKDKK/KK
HumpingHoesrAffou1161152118501629232340190/02/018/112/1KKKKK/K/DKKDDDKKK/DK/KKDKK/KDKDD/KDDTKDK
HumpingHoesCzarek16015524158006404828291890/01/120/93/0KKDKKDKKKK/KKKDKD/KK/K/K/DDDKKKKDKKX/DKK
HumpingHoes13642973542101221114473802260/06/356/2812/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
HumpingHoesAN7HO10001000000000/00/00/01/0K
HumpingHoes10001000000000/00/00/01/0
Chamillitary000100000000/00/00/00/1D
000100000000/00/00/00/1

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Player Chats
HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: owain
HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: rup the fuck up or i come to the lan
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: im laggin :S
HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: to smash ya
HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: so am i
HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: who cares
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: no but like
[ut] iceq [Warmup]: his spacebar key is not working
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: when i lag
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: my whole game stops
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: :D
HumpingHoesAN7HO [Warmup]: he doesn't need it
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: well
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: ill rup but im sure im going to lag out :(
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HumpingHoesrAffou [11:04]: OH
[10:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:04]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[ut] owzo [9:39]: :DDD
[9:35]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:31]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:35]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:44]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:43]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:29]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:21]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[4:20]: Allies team locked from spectators by HumpingHoesAN7HO
[4:20]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[ut] iceq [4:20]: depression from losing speed cup
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HumpingHoesrAffou [4:21]: fucking lagging its awful
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[4:21]: [ut] owzo Removed by TZAC server per TZAC master request : Session timed out.
[ut] fumble [4:20]: why do you guys have such high pings
[4:20]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[ut] iceq [4:21]: *cough* owzo 999 *cough*
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HumpingHoesAN7HO [4:21]: normal ping for me
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HumpingHoesCzarek [4:20]: dont have any lags
[ut] fumble [4:20]: french and uk inet is dog
HumpingHoesrAffou [4:20]: fuck u
[4:20]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
HumpingHoesrAffou [4:21]: my inet used to be awesome till i moved
HumpingHoesCzarek [4:21]: lol
[4:20]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
HumpingHoesCzarek [4:20]: so why ppl whine about pl inet
HumpingHoesCzarek [4:21]: :o
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HumpingHoesAN7HO [4:21]: not on vocal ?
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[ut] fumble [4:20]: :<
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[4:21]: FIGHT!
[4:21]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[ut] fumble [4:21]: ffs now hes full
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HumpingHoesrAffou [4:20]: get a merc
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[ut] fumble [4:20]: can we haz spec/
[ut] iceq [4:20]: fumble
[ut] iceq [4:20]: why the fuck do you get a spec
[ut] iceq [4:20]: but not a merc
[4:20]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[ut] fumble [4:20]: spec will play
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HumpingHoesAN7HO [4:21]: get fast one ...
[4:21]: EUNd Piet jTF connected
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[4:20]: FIGHT!
[ut] fumble [3:25]: GET NET
[ut] fumble [3:24]: ...
HumpingHoesAN7HO [3:21]: =D
[ut] iceq [2:48]: fumble: an7ho is not good
HumpingHoesAN7HO [2:48]: gg
[2:23]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:36
[ut] owzo [Intermission]: well well
[ut] fumble [Intermission]: I CALL THIS
[ut] owzo [Intermission]: making ut lose offis since 2011
[ut] owzo [Intermission]: np
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[ut] iceq [9:15]: fumble: an7ho is not good
[8:28]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:23]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[ut] iceq [8:17]: x}
[ut] iceq [8:17]: x}
[ut] iceq [8:17]: x}
[ut] iceq [8:16]: x}
[ut] owzo [8:13]: genius
[6:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[6:46]: [ut] piet disconnected
HumpingHoesAN7HO [6:46]: oh gosh
[6:46]: [ut] owzo connected
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[ut] owzo [6:46]: fuckin sheep
[ut] owzo [6:46]: get off my wires :(
[6:46]: [ut] piet connected
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[6:46]: Axis team locked by HumpingHoesAN7HO
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[6:46]: FIGHT!
[6:45]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[ut] iceq [6:45]: LASKDJSUDIAHD
[6:45]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[ut] piet [6:45]: owzo: FUCK, MY FOOD's BURNING
HumpingHoesAN7HO [6:45]: yo medic on main :D
HumpingHoesrAffou [6:45]: u
HumpingHoesrAffou [6:45]: shitting
HumpingHoesrAffou [6:45]: me
[ut] iceq [6:45]: fumble: an7ho is not good
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HumpingHoesCzarek [6:45]: guys u made them angry .. a lot of french on ts
[ut] piet [6:45]: guys, any objections against me speccing allstar fumble?
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HumpingHoesAN7HO [6:45]: bind it
HumpingHoesAN7HO [6:45]: np piet ;)
HumpingHoesCzarek [6:45]: : DD
[ut] piet [6:45]: aight thanks
[6:45]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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[ut] iceq [6:45]: piet busted player?
[ut] owzo [6:45]: K
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HumpingHoesAN7HO [6:45]: go mate
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HumpingHoesAN7HO [6:45]: voiler pl ? :D
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[6:45]: FIGHT!
[4:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:52]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[ut] iceq [2:29]: x}
[ut] owzo [1:47]: :O)
[1:40]: Chamillitary connected
HumpingHoesrAffou [1:34]: not keefy
HumpingHoesrAffou [1:31]: he won't help
HumpingHoesrAffou [1:29]: hope u knowi t
Chamillitary [0:54]: would be too izi for me
Chamillitary [0:53]: :P
HumpingHoesrAffou [0:38]: u gonna get stomped keefy
Chamillitary [0:28]: you active again? :o
[ut] owzo [0:20]: all im saying
[ut] owzo [0:15]: you're lucky my internet went awol on me
[ut] owzo [0:14]: :O)
[ut] owzo [0:14]: :O)
HumpingHoesrAffou [0:08]: well check how i play and u'll get the anwser
HumpingHoesrAffou [0:05]: :D
Chamillitary [0:02]: :d
HumpingHoesAN7HO [0:00]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:36)
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: gg
[ut] fumble [Intermission]: WP
[ut] owzo [Intermission]: :D
[ut] owzo [Intermission]: HEY PIETERJAAAAAANS MOEDER
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HumpingHoesrAffou [Countdown]: hf boys
[ut] piet [Countdown]: ah, fumble moments
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[ut] iceq [11:56]: shoutout to bieke
[ut] piet [11:53]: oh fuck off
Chamillitary [11:47]: shoutout to ettv specs
Chamillitary [11:41]: spec fumble for some epic brain
Chamillitary [11:33]: Owzo: and he will not get any air strike support fire kills!
[ut] piet [11:31]: and aim ofcourse
[ut] iceq [11:30]: fumble: an7ho is not good
[ut] piet [11:20]: just spec him because well, he's the God of ET
[ut] piet [11:14]: 9th wonder of the world
Chamillitary [11:09]: 8th
[ut] piet [11:05]: he's both
[10:48]: [ut] iceqcalled a vote.
[ut] piet [10:45]: :D
Chamillitary [10:44]: :(
[10:39]: Vote cancelled
[10:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:34]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[ut] piet [9:11]: is it me or do fumble and iceq have the worst sounds ever
[9:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
Chamillitary [8:56]: fumble is the best etplayer in et
Chamillitary [8:53]: take those words back
[ut] piet [8:49]: sorry
[ut] piet [8:41]: glad I'm not getting punished for this
[8:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[ut] piet [8:01]: aand for the next 8 minutes, mad owzo
HumpingHoesrAffou [7:57]: :D
HumpingHoesrAffou [7:55]: ow lol
[ut] iceq [7:51]: x}
[ut] iceq [7:51]: x}
[ut] iceq [7:51]: x}
[7:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[ut] piet [6:47]: :D
[6:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
Chamillitary [5:50]: xd
[5:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[ut] piet [5:45]: don't u laugh at him
Chamillitary [5:42]: :(
[ut] owzo [5:25]: cbba
[ut] owzo [5:24]: fuck off
[ut] owzo [5:16]: :O)
[ut] piet [4:58]: ;D
[ut] piet [4:34]: man, you have no idea how much I've missed games like these
[4:04]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[ut] owzo [3:55]: .....................
Chamillitary [3:45]: that snap
[ut] piet [3:43]: thought fumble would be medic now, would've been funny as fuck
[ut] piet [3:26]: lol, in scores it says owzo still has obj
Chamillitary [3:20]: Fumble: how can you call me gay when i masturbated this morning?
Chamillitary [3:11]: watch vote to kick
[ut] piet [3:08]: :D
[ut] piet [2:59]: XdddD
[ut] piet [2:58]: XDDDD
Chamillitary [2:56]: xd
[ut] piet [2:56]: AHAHAHAHAHAH
[ut] piet [2:54]: ah man
[ut] piet [2:43]: muting my mic, can't help but laughing
[ut] piet [2:05]: yxDDD
Chamillitary [2:02]: XDDDD
[ut] piet [2:00]: /Xddd
Chamillitary [1:57]: LOL
Chamillitary [1:54]: LOL
[ut] piet [1:52]: fumble: I got the wrong spawntime obviously
[ut] piet [1:50]: oh wow
[ut] piet [1:49]: :DDd
HumpingHoesrAffou [1:03]: GG
[ut] piet [0:31]: fumble: how did we lose that
[ut] piet [0:25]: why would he bother to ask that question
[ut] fumble [0:20]: i honestly cba playing french ppl anymore :D
[ut] iceq [0:15]: fumble: an7ho is not good
[ut] piet [0:15]: eh viola
[ut] owzo [0:13]: i cba playing with fumble anymore
Chamillitary [0:10]: :D:D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: [ut] fumble disconnected
[ut] piet [Intermission]: take that back owzo
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: own3d
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: so terribad
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: i am
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: wow
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: :D
[ut] piet [Intermission]: one does not simply get the privilege to play with the best etplayer in et
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HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: i know im helping those two bitches
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