humping hoes vs Unbelievable Tekkers (2460 views)
26.04.12 18:30 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | HumpingHoesAN7HO | 73 kills |
Killing Spree | HumpingHoesAN7HO | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | HumpingHoesAN7HO | 128% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | HumpingHoesAN7HO | 16 gibs |
...and stay dead! | [ut] fumble | 31% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | HumpingHoesAN7HO | 54 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | HumpingHoesAN7HO | 15 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | HumpingHoesAN7HO | 193 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | [ut] owzo | 316 damage per frag |
What objective? | HumpingHoesAN7HO | 404 XP |
Red Shirt | [ut] fumble | 76 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | [ut] fumble | 12 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | [ut] owzo | 162 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | [ut] owzo | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | HumpingHoesAN7HO | 26 /kills |
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HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: | owain |
HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: | rup the fuck up or i come to the lan |
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: | im laggin :S |
HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: | to smash ya |
HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: | so am i |
HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: | who cares |
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: | no but like |
[ut] iceq [Warmup]: | his spacebar key is not working |
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: | when i lag |
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: | my whole game stops |
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: | :D |
HumpingHoesAN7HO [Warmup]: | he doesn't need it |
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: | well |
[ut] owzo [Warmup]: | ill rup but im sure im going to lag out :( |
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HumpingHoesrAffou [11:04]: | OH |
[10:21]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:04]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[9:58]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[ut] owzo [9:39]: | :DDD |
[9:35]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:31]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:17]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:05]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[8:04]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:09]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:42]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[6:35]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:44]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:43]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:29]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[4:21]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[4:20]: | Allies team locked from spectators by HumpingHoesAN7HO |
[4:20]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[ut] iceq [4:20]: | depression from losing speed cup |
[4:20]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
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HumpingHoesrAffou [4:21]: | fucking lagging its awful |
[4:20]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
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[4:21]: | [ut] owzo Removed by TZAC server per TZAC master request : Session timed out. |
[ut] fumble [4:20]: | why do you guys have such high pings |
[4:20]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[ut] iceq [4:21]: | *cough* owzo 999 *cough* |
[4:20]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
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HumpingHoesAN7HO [4:21]: | normal ping for me |
[4:20]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
HumpingHoesCzarek [4:20]: | dont have any lags |
[ut] fumble [4:20]: | french and uk inet is dog |
HumpingHoesrAffou [4:20]: | fuck u |
[4:20]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
HumpingHoesrAffou [4:21]: | my inet used to be awesome till i moved |
HumpingHoesCzarek [4:21]: | lol |
[4:20]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
HumpingHoesCzarek [4:20]: | so why ppl whine about pl inet |
HumpingHoesCzarek [4:21]: | :o |
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HumpingHoesAN7HO [4:21]: | not on vocal ? |
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[ut] fumble [4:20]: | :< |
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[4:21]: | FIGHT! |
[4:21]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
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[ut] fumble [4:21]: | ffs now hes full |
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HumpingHoesrAffou [4:20]: | get a merc |
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[ut] fumble [4:20]: | can we haz spec/ |
[ut] iceq [4:20]: | fumble |
[ut] iceq [4:20]: | why the fuck do you get a spec |
[ut] iceq [4:20]: | but not a merc |
[4:20]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[ut] fumble [4:20]: | spec will play |
[4:20]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
HumpingHoesAN7HO [4:21]: | get fast one ... |
[4:21]: | EUNd Piet jTF connected |
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[4:20]: | FIGHT! |
[ut] fumble [3:25]: | GET NET |
[ut] fumble [3:24]: | ... |
HumpingHoesAN7HO [3:21]: | =D |
[ut] iceq [2:48]: | fumble: an7ho is not good |
HumpingHoesAN7HO [2:48]: | gg |
[2:23]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:36 |
[ut] owzo [Intermission]: | well well |
[ut] fumble [Intermission]: | I CALL THIS |
[ut] owzo [Intermission]: | making ut lose offis since 2011 |
[ut] owzo [Intermission]: | np |
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[ut] iceq [9:15]: | fumble: an7ho is not good |
[8:28]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:23]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[ut] iceq [8:17]: | x} |
[ut] iceq [8:17]: | x} |
[ut] iceq [8:17]: | x} |
[ut] iceq [8:16]: | x} |
[ut] owzo [8:13]: | genius |
[6:47]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[6:46]: | [ut] piet disconnected |
HumpingHoesAN7HO [6:46]: | oh gosh |
[6:46]: | [ut] owzo connected |
[6:46]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[ut] owzo [6:46]: | fuckin sheep |
[ut] owzo [6:46]: | get off my wires :( |
[6:46]: | [ut] piet connected |
[6:46]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
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[6:46]: | Axis team locked by HumpingHoesAN7HO |
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[6:46]: | FIGHT! |
[6:45]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[ut] iceq [6:45]: | LASKDJSUDIAHD |
[6:45]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[ut] piet [6:45]: | owzo: FUCK, MY FOOD's BURNING |
HumpingHoesAN7HO [6:45]: | yo medic on main :D |
HumpingHoesrAffou [6:45]: | u |
HumpingHoesrAffou [6:45]: | shitting |
HumpingHoesrAffou [6:45]: | me |
[ut] iceq [6:45]: | fumble: an7ho is not good |
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HumpingHoesCzarek [6:45]: | guys u made them angry .. a lot of french on ts |
[ut] piet [6:45]: | guys, any objections against me speccing allstar fumble? |
[6:45]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
HumpingHoesAN7HO [6:45]: | bind it |
HumpingHoesAN7HO [6:45]: | np piet ;) |
HumpingHoesCzarek [6:45]: | : DD |
[ut] piet [6:45]: | aight thanks |
[6:45]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
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[ut] iceq [6:45]: | piet busted player? |
[ut] owzo [6:45]: | K |
[6:45]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
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HumpingHoesAN7HO [6:45]: | go mate |
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HumpingHoesAN7HO [6:45]: | voiler pl ? :D |
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[6:45]: | FIGHT! |
[4:46]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[4:24]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:55]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[3:52]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[3:21]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[3:12]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:03]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[ut] iceq [2:29]: | x} |
[ut] owzo [1:47]: | :O) |
[1:40]: | Chamillitary connected |
HumpingHoesrAffou [1:34]: | not keefy |
HumpingHoesrAffou [1:31]: | he won't help |
HumpingHoesrAffou [1:29]: | hope u knowi t |
Chamillitary [0:54]: | would be too izi for me |
Chamillitary [0:53]: | :P |
HumpingHoesrAffou [0:38]: | u gonna get stomped keefy |
Chamillitary [0:28]: | you active again? :o |
[ut] owzo [0:20]: | all im saying |
[ut] owzo [0:15]: | you're lucky my internet went awol on me |
[ut] owzo [0:14]: | :O) |
[ut] owzo [0:14]: | :O) |
HumpingHoesrAffou [0:08]: | well check how i play and u'll get the anwser |
HumpingHoesrAffou [0:05]: | :D |
Chamillitary [0:02]: | :d |
HumpingHoesAN7HO [0:00]: | GG |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:36) |
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: | gg |
[ut] fumble [Intermission]: | WP |
[ut] owzo [Intermission]: | :D |
[ut] owzo [Intermission]: | HEY PIETERJAAAAAANS MOEDER |
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HumpingHoesrAffou [Countdown]: | hf boys |
[ut] piet [Countdown]: | ah, fumble moments |
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[ut] iceq [11:56]: | shoutout to bieke |
[ut] piet [11:53]: | oh fuck off |
Chamillitary [11:47]: | shoutout to ettv specs |
Chamillitary [11:41]: | spec fumble for some epic brain |
Chamillitary [11:33]: | Owzo: and he will not get any air strike support fire kills! |
[ut] piet [11:31]: | and aim ofcourse |
[ut] iceq [11:30]: | fumble: an7ho is not good |
[ut] piet [11:20]: | just spec him because well, he's the God of ET |
[ut] piet [11:14]: | 9th wonder of the world |
Chamillitary [11:09]: | 8th |
[ut] piet [11:05]: | he's both |
[10:48]: | [ut] iceqcalled a vote. |
[ut] piet [10:45]: | :D |
Chamillitary [10:44]: | :( |
[10:39]: | Vote cancelled |
[10:37]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[10:34]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[9:56]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:33]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[9:25]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[ut] piet [9:11]: | is it me or do fumble and iceq have the worst sounds ever |
[9:06]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
Chamillitary [8:56]: | fumble is the best etplayer in et |
Chamillitary [8:53]: | take those words back |
[ut] piet [8:49]: | sorry |
[ut] piet [8:41]: | glad I'm not getting punished for this |
[8:22]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[8:04]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[ut] piet [8:01]: | aand for the next 8 minutes, mad owzo |
HumpingHoesrAffou [7:57]: | :D |
HumpingHoesrAffou [7:55]: | ow lol |
[ut] iceq [7:51]: | x} |
[ut] iceq [7:51]: | x} |
[ut] iceq [7:51]: | x} |
[7:33]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[ut] piet [6:47]: | :D |
[6:46]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[6:34]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[6:03]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:55]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
Chamillitary [5:50]: | xd |
[5:46]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[ut] piet [5:45]: | don't u laugh at him |
Chamillitary [5:42]: | :( |
[ut] owzo [5:25]: | cbba |
[ut] owzo [5:24]: | fuck off |
[ut] owzo [5:16]: | :O) |
[ut] piet [4:58]: | ;D |
[ut] piet [4:34]: | man, you have no idea how much I've missed games like these |
[4:04]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[ut] owzo [3:55]: | ..................... |
Chamillitary [3:45]: | that snap |
[ut] piet [3:43]: | thought fumble would be medic now, would've been funny as fuck |
[ut] piet [3:26]: | lol, in scores it says owzo still has obj |
Chamillitary [3:20]: | Fumble: how can you call me gay when i masturbated this morning? |
Chamillitary [3:11]: | watch vote to kick |
[ut] piet [3:08]: | :D |
[ut] piet [2:59]: | XdddD |
[ut] piet [2:58]: | XDDDD |
Chamillitary [2:56]: | xd |
[ut] piet [2:56]: | AHAHAHAHAHAH |
[ut] piet [2:54]: | ah man |
[ut] piet [2:43]: | muting my mic, can't help but laughing |
[ut] piet [2:05]: | yxDDD |
Chamillitary [2:02]: | XDDDD |
[ut] piet [2:00]: | /Xddd |
Chamillitary [1:57]: | LOL |
Chamillitary [1:54]: | LOL |
[ut] piet [1:52]: | fumble: I got the wrong spawntime obviously |
[ut] piet [1:50]: | oh wow |
[ut] piet [1:49]: | :DDd |
HumpingHoesrAffou [1:03]: | GG |
[ut] piet [0:31]: | fumble: how did we lose that |
[ut] piet [0:25]: | why would he bother to ask that question |
[ut] fumble [0:20]: | i honestly cba playing french ppl anymore :D |
[ut] iceq [0:15]: | fumble: an7ho is not good |
[ut] piet [0:15]: | eh viola |
[ut] owzo [0:13]: | i cba playing with fumble anymore |
Chamillitary [0:10]: | :D:D |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: | :D |
[Intermission]: | [ut] fumble disconnected |
[ut] piet [Intermission]: | take that back owzo |
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: | own3d |
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: | so terribad |
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: | i am |
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: | wow |
HumpingHoesrAffou [Intermission]: | :D |
[ut] piet [Intermission]: | one does not simply get the privilege to play with the best etplayer in et |
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HumpingHoesrAffou [Warmup]: | i know im helping those two bitches |
[Countdown]: | Vote FAILED! (Start Match ) |
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