n1ce.it vs Superretardedplayers (5037 views)

22.09.07 19:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL 32 kills
Killing Spree SUPERTARD >> FERUS 8 frags without being killed
Accountant SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL 119% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL 14 gibs
...and stay dead! n1ce mama. 53% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SUPERTARD >> FERUS 25 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SUPERTARD >> HOLZ 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SUPERTARD >> HOLZ 106 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! n1ce XETY 302 damage per frag
What objective? SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL 183 XP
Red Shirt n1ce sick 39 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? n1ce XETY 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL 181 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SUPERTARD >> ADACORE 4 team kills
Gingerbread man n1ce vinyl 10 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
n1ce vinyl69148223171110342441291340/11/218/124/415612934
n1ce dunno6013821351100239775440540/02/318/251/618915536
n1ce sick4411818394205431851631260/00/215/260/424012627
n1ce fuzz5314818338127324242993510/02/313/165/518012635
n1ce XETY5515621387007408648831500/01/318/222/6195129312
n1ce mama.6115117289029329636402110/02/111/135/319413033
n1ce 56859117204464540223432755410260/08/193/1317/319213336
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL11918332271402458834700710/02/323/151/218417453
SUPERTARD >> FERUS1121352926501637543619251/03/025/171/412913988
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT851282833602542953625590/04/116/2510/515311043
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ10014225247139316218722660/05/211/1012/31267563
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE488714294047372041502950/00/124/151/326614354
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ931682628801949093234770/02/319/155/218911634
SUPERTARD >> 92843154167441134025723212007931/016/3118/1530/217512654
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n1ce vinyl50384830031129965180/00/14/30/1XKKDKDD/K//DD
n1ce dunno874578500013571318360/00/17/50/1KKDKKXKDDKDDDDKD
n1ce sick7535912010115331273360/00/06/100/0DKDDKSKDKKKDKD/KDDDKD
n1ce fuzz623558112286710852230/01/14/22/2T/SDKDTK/KDKKDD
n1ce XETY7057710100416311260440/00/06/61/0/DKKDDDKK/KKK//DD
n1ce mama.70367104005125612401590/00/16/40/0K/KD//KDKD/K/DKKD
n1ce 692463956142215777371415160/01/433/303/4
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL2007412630011705125300/01/18/50/0DKKKKKDKKKKDD/KKKDX
SUPERTARD >> FERUS365441110131480158570/01/04/60/0D/KDKD/DDD/DDKTK
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT805081010021272168300/02/05/81/0XDDKD/DKDKDKDKDK/KK
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ7745790005932793160/00/06/31/1D//KD/KD/KKDK/KK
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE502948101276013351990/00/05/50/0KTDD/KDD/DKDK
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ334141240049921124360/00/04/80/0DDKD//DK/KD/DKDD
SUPERTARD >> 792933956100217714177732580/04/132/352/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n1ce vinyl88528911029021378360/01/04/53/1KK/DKDDDKSD/KDKKK
n1ce dunno534871330021159177100/01/05/131/0DK/KXKDDXDDK/DDDDDKKKD
n1ce sick2128314000212911917900/00/13/70/4K/DKDDDDKDDDD/DDD
n1ce fuzz364241110029621764540/01/13/70/1/DDKDK/DKDKDDDD
n1ce XETY4230614300154714161060/00/26/70/4KKKDKDKKDDD/DDDDDDDD
n1ce mama.42743730227511234180/00/05/20/2K/DTDTKD/KDD
n1ce 472743168111211561294803040/03/426/414/12
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL1204765401113671124170/00/07/40/2DKDKDKXXKKT/KD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS5704700010000/00/04/50/1DDDDKDKK/KD
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT1004899301117711001350/00/09/81/3XDKDKKD/KDTDXDKDKKKKXD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ17157127412313145111960/04/11/29/0SKKKKKKK/KK/TTDK/DKKD
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE402541020131813129500/00/111/21/1T/DKKDKK/KK/KKKKKDD
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ1405514103004239397100/00/19/54/0DKDKDK/D/K/KKKDKKKDKK/KK
SUPERTARD >> 1052324948161513865849022480/04/341/2615/7
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n1ce vinyl12039653012771857800/00/17/10/1DKD/KKDKKTK/
n1ce dunno60266103000868162200/01/25/40/4DKDDDDKDDDDKDKKK
n1ce sick3340391102956137400/00/03/60/0KD/DKKS/DDDD
n1ce fuzz8543674001105376500/00/14/42/1DKDDK/DKDKKKD
n1ce XETY100467730011197125200/01/05/51/2KK/DDDKDKKXKDKD
n1ce mama.5032362001885598340/01/00/42/1DDKKDD/KD
n1ce 75226314416117573064681140/03/424/245/9
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL100428820011619128800/01/26/51/0DKKDKDKDDDKK/KKD
SUPERTARD >> FERUS11628761001816141500/00/07/40/3DKK/KKXDKKDXKDD
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT100309920111252941240/02/00/68/2KKKKDK/DTDKKDDDKKDD
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ12540543011916568540/01/14/31/0K/KKXDKDKTD
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE6025351010808837420/00/04/40/1DKKDDKTDD
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ133434310101057681230/02/23/20/0DKTKKDKXD
SUPERTARD >> 106208363510044646857301430/06/524/2410/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n1ce vinyl441949000362292900/10/03/31/1D/KDKD/KD/KDD
n1ce dunno2519140000593729180/00/01/30/1KDDDD
n1ce sick751534300053859900/00/13/30/0KDKDKDD
n1ce fuzz4228372002360685740/00/02/31/1K/DD/KDKDD
n1ce XETY142317000171195500/00/11/40/0DDDD/DKD
n1ce mama.80945000140456800/01/00/33/0/KKKDDKDD
n1ce 471131636500732284465920/11/210/195/3
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL752068501111921035540/00/02/10/0KKKK/DKT
SUPERTARD >> FERUS7005314230011458619181/02/010/21/0KK/KKKKKDKKKKKKKX
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT4002500010000/00/12/30/0DKDDK/D
SUPERTARD >> HOLZ2501400000000/00/00/21/2DDKDD
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE508360012339683540/00/04/40/1DD/KDK/DKTX
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ13329430001467458180/00/03/01/2KDKD/KK
SUPERTARD >> 17111030288026345627951441/02/121/123/5

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Player Chats
n1ce XETY [Warmup]: gtfo :XD
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Warmup]: stop whining!
n1ce sick [Warmup]: dunno afk :ooo
n1ce dunno [Countdown]: 8-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
n1ce dunno [Countdown]: 8-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
n1ce dunno [Countdown]: 8-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Countdown]: fun
n1ce dunno [Countdown]: HF
[11:11]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:04]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:18]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [9:07]: (@cadre\lettu) ei me h vitty squallille me h vittii sen leanille
[8:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:37]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[6:15]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:46
[5:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:55]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
n1ce dunno [4:38]: 8-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
n1ce dunno [4:38]: 8-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[4:29]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[4:02]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[1:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:24]: k1ck-abort connected
n1ce sick [0:01]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:46)
n1ce dunno [Intermission]: gg
SUPERTARD >> ^QSQUALL [Intermission]: GG
[13:43]: k1ck-abort disconnected
[12:37]: The Doors are opening!!
[12:31]: Main blast door opening!
[11:59]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[11:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:38]: Main blast door closing!
[11:12]: Main blast door opening!
[11:02]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:58
n1ce fuzz [Warmup]: rup
SUPERTARD >> XPEIJZ [Countdown]: hf
[2:53]: Main blast door opening!
[2:45]: The Doors are opening!!
[2:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:44]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:38]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
SUPERTARD >> NIGHT [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:20 (original: 3:58)
n1ce XETY [Intermission]: WP
SUPERTARD >> ADACORE [Intermission]: gg
n1ce fuzz [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: n1ce sick disconnected
[Intermission]: n1ce fuzz disconnected
n1ce dunno [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: n1ce mama. disconnected
[Intermission]: n1ce dunno disconnected
[Intermission]: SUPERTARD >> FERUS disconnected
[Intermission]: n1ce vinyl disconnected
[Intermission]: n1ce XETY disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.