Fuck Your Crew vs Thee Untouchables 2on2 (2266 views)

02.06.12 19:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X 40 kills
Killing Spree TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X 4 frags without being killed
Accountant TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X 154% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! fYc#mAke 4 gibs
...and stay dead! fYc#mAke 21% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X 35 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X 2 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TOUCHmenot'Robert 128 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TRYMAREOUT 346 damage per frag
What objective? TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X 288 XP
Red Shirt TRYMAREOUT 48 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? fYc#mAke 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X 201 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X 1 team kills
Gingerbread man TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
fYc#mAke5116819374007374246051040/02/216/271/119712439
TRYMAREOUT40193194820076281608900/00/318/361/233112737
MA4536138856001410023106941040/02/334/362/226412638
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X154288402610111630952451910/04/135/122/215820244
TOUCHmenot'Robert9123031343001143854778180/01/129/231/014114133
TOUCHmenot'11851871604012210694100232090/05/164/233/015017244
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fYc#mAke4210492110032170275500/01/18/160/1DDDDKDKDKDKDDDDD/DD/KKKDDKD/KD
TRYMAREOUT2910382720043190326800/00/28/190/2KD/D/DDDKD/DDKDDKKD/DDDDDKDKDDDDDKD
MA36207174830075360602300/01/316/350/3
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X20816725120017337725571230/03/121/42/0KK/KKKKDTKK/KK/KK/KKKK/DK/KKDKDKKK/KDK
TOUCHmenot'Robert88961618200626462803180/00/015/131/0DKDK/DKKX/KDD/KDDK/K/KK/KDDDKKDKKKD
TOUCHmenot'148263413020113602353601410/03/136/173/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fYc#mAke1001044100140740900/00/04/30/0DK/KKDKD
TRYMAREOUT8327560002124987600/00/15/30/0D/KDKK/KDKD
MA923791010031656128500/00/19/60/0
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X5026361002760985180/01/02/40/0K/DK/DDDK
TOUCHmenot'Robert663646000152567100/00/04/50/0KDDDK/DKDK
TOUCHmenot'5862712100312851656180/01/06/90/0
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fYc#mAke802445200257855800/00/04/30/0DKDK/KK/D
TRYMAREOUT62365800011382100700/00/04/71/0KKKDKDDDKD/DD
MA716091320031960156500/00/08/101/0
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X1505364000011571092500/00/06/30/1DKDKKKDDKK
TOUCHmenot'Robert664946100140886800/00/04/50/0/DDKKDKDKD
TOUCHmenot'1081021010100115651960500/00/010/80/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fYc#mAke28302700015878831040/01/10/51/0DKD/DDKDD
TRYMAREOUT142717000046093800/00/01/70/0DDDKDDDD
MA21573140001104718211040/01/11/121/0
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X15042640002101561100/00/06/10/1KD/K/DKKKK
TOUCHmenot'Robert1754974000380643600/01/16/00/0KKK//KKKDK/
TOUCHmenot'1639113800051821104700/01/112/10/1

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Player Chats
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[11:07]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:00]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:34]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:34]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:18]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:33]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:33]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:49]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:11]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:54]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:30]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:30]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:09]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
TRYMAREOUT [0:01]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
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TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [Warmup]: gg
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[11:22]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:26]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:11]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:11]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:53]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:50]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:45]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [8:31]: gg
[8:25]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[8:25]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:34 (original: 12:00)
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[9:14]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:47]: The Service Door has been breached!
[5:21]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:38
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[4:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:55]: The Main Door has been breached!
[2:54]: The Service Door has been breached!
TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [0:22]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:38)
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TOUCHmenot'mAsteryy:X [Warmup]: wp

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.