gentleMen vs Thee Untouchables 3on3 (2225 views)

02.07.12 14:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth g M en - promennn 78 kills
Killing Spree g M en - promennn 5 frags without being killed
Accountant TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin 110% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin 14 gibs
...and stay dead! g M en timbo 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin 63 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! g M n Testi 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer g M en timbo 166 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? 339 damage per frag
What objective? TOUCHmenot'Damon:X 407 XP
Red Shirt Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? 115 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TOUCHmenot'Damon:X 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore g M en - promennn 221 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TOUCHmenot'Damon:X 3 team kills
Gingerbread man g M en timbo 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
g M en timbo7335852711201269873106883040/01/443/353/119015147
g M n Testi87353728330091354812811680/03/854/554/318815435
g M en - promennn104384787511001313228120401700/04/458/492/117016156
g M 88109520222926014836649355395420/08/4155/499/118315546
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin110385766914011413695119421390/04/263/412/418017345
TOUCHmenot'Damon:X714074969603178958111532220/05/239/432/0183162512
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t?4627353115410171281413399540/08/538/722/624211638
Touchmenot'70106517825324144835467364944150/017/5140/726/620215048
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
g M en timbo1204565200110181233580/00/06/40/0D/KKDKKKDKD
g M n Testi1374511800011433149100/00/011/60/1KKDDKKDKKDKK/DKDKKD
g M en - promennn14457139100120861686580/00/012/81/0KKKKKDKK/DDKDKKDKKDDDK
g M 13414730223003453744101160/00/029/181/1
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin88488940011640168000/00/18/80/0DDKDDK/DKDKDKKXKDK
TOUCHmenot'Damon:X755368001110221249140/01/05/71/0D/KKKDKDKDDTDKD
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t?294251700021748160800/00/05/140/1DDDD/KDDDKDDDDDKD/KKDD
Touchmenot'641431934401444104537140/01/118/291/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
g M en timbo81411316200223553197760/00/26/71/0KDKDKKDDDKK/DKDD/D
g M n Testi9528202100012635334900/00/19/110/0DKDK/KKDKDDKDDKDDKDDKD
g M en - promennn126392419100131663534760/00/111/80/0DKDDKKDKK/KDKDKDKDKKD
g M 101108575630048156100801520/00/426/261/0
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin140942115401338012749120/02/012/30/0KKKDDKKK/KKKK/KKTK/D
TOUCHmenot'Damon:X1331461612301324862209500/01/010/10/0KDKKKKTK/K/K/KK
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t?3038124010003793319800/01/06/240/1KDDDDDKDDDDKDDXDDDKDDDDKDDDKKXDD
Touchmenot'10127849678026100808156620/04/028/280/1
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
g M en timbo662523000021845500/00/02/30/0DKDKD
g M n Testi10032441000911666500/00/14/20/1DDKDKKDK
g M en - promennn4002741100054556400/01/03/10/0KKKDK
g M 18984108200016741685500/01/19/60/1
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin15029640001106350900/01/04/31/0KDKK/KKDKD
TOUCHmenot'Damon:X10061100006819000/00/01/20/0DDK
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t?20715100048282000/00/11/40/0DKDDDD
Touchmenot'904281010011613151900/01/16/91/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
g M en timbo1502032100128641800/00/02/11/0KK/KD
g M n Testi20028210000579480180/01/01/10/0KDK
g M en - promennn1253654200291841700/00/05/20/0KD//KKDKK
g M 15884107300317831315180/01/08/41/0
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin667230000324558870/00/12/20/0KDDKD
TOUCHmenot'Damon:X25814000146657000/00/01/30/0DDKD/
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t?20815000152565500/00/01/30/1D/KDDD
Touchmenot'3723412000213151783870/00/14/80/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
g M en timbo6411816254001028162539180/00/116/130/1K/DK/DK//DDDD/KDKKKK/DDD/KKK/K/K/DKDDDKKD
g M n Testi58108142420033577312200/01/210/183/1DDDKD//DKDDKKDDKDKKK/DDDDKDDKKDDKKDDKD
g M en - promennn721101318500228292908180/01/311/131/0DDKKDKDDDD/DKKKDDKKDKDKDKDDDK/K
g M 65336436711001592228569360/02/637/444/2
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin111932018500632302848180/01/019/100/2DK/DKDKKK/KK/KKDKDDKDDK/K/DKDK/KKDKKDK
TOUCHmenot'Damon:X8512318212018308236211580/02/016/131/0K/KKD//TD/KKK/K/DKKDKDDDKK/DKKKDKDKD/KDD
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t?66831421210322572753180/03/29/142/3K/K/XK/DKDDDDKDKDKDSKDDKDDDDDKKDKKKDD
Touchmenot'87299526091117856992221940/06/244/373/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
g M en timbo60109122030112318028461520/01/111/71/0/DK/D///KK/K/DKK//K/DKDDTD/K/KDKK
g M n Testi84112212500044413370300/01/419/171/0/KDKDKDKKKDK/DDK/KDKDDDKKDDKD/KKDKDKDKDDKKDKDD
g M en - promennn791151924100736842931180/02/016/170/1/KK/DDKD/K/K//KKDKD/KKDDDKDDKXDKKKDDDDKKKDKD
g M 743365269401231127794801700/04/546/412/1
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin951141920100336373598220/00/018/151/2/DKK/DDDKDKDKKDDDDDKDKKKDKK/DKKKDKDKKKD
TOUCHmenot'Damon:X307172310041834331400/01/26/170/0DDKDKK/DKDDDKKDDDK///DDDDDDDDD
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t?749520270001140094365360/04/216/130/0KKD/KDD/D//DDKK/KDK/KDDKK//KDKDK/KKK/KDDK/DKDKD
Touchmenot'66280467020018948011277580/05/440/451/2

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Player Chats
TOUCHmenot'Damon:X [Countdown]: gl
TOUCHmenot'Damon:X [Countdown]: hf
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [1:46]: :D
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [1:45]: :D
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [1:45]: :D
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [1:38]: nice time
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [1:36]: :D
[1:33]: g M en timbocalled a vote.
g M en - promennn [1:32]: xd
[1:32]: Vote passed!
[11:17]: Touchmenot'Bu1l3t?called a vote.
[11:15]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? [11:15]: round 2
[11:11]: TOUCHmenot'vavamuffincalled a vote.
[11:10]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
g M en - promennn [11:07]: will vote time np
[11:07]: TOUCHmenot'Damon:Xcalled a vote.
[11:06]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[10:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:14]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:04]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:36]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:40]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:40]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:00]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:33]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:33]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:26 (original: 12:00)
[Countdown]: g M en - promennncalled a vote.
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
[11:57]: g M en - promennncalled a vote.
[11:56]: Vote passed!
[4:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[4:59]: g M en timbocalled a vote.
[4:59]: Vote cancelled
[4:59]: g M en timbocalled a vote.
[4:59]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
g M en timbo [4:59]: tahts correct
TOUCHmenot'Damon:X [4:59]: no
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? [4:59]: 26
TOUCHmenot'Damon:X [4:59]: 5:26
g M en timbo [4:59]: 5:25 = 5.14
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? [4:59]: check console
TOUCHmenot'Damon:X [4:59]: :D
g M en timbo [4:59]: idiot
[4:59]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[4:59]: Vote FAILED! (Timelimit 5.460000)
g M en timbo [4:59]: .26 = not 26 seconds but 26/100
[4:59]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[4:59]: g M en timbocalled a vote.
[4:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[4:59]: Vote FAILED! (Timelimit 5.460000)
[4:59]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:59]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
g M en timbo [4:59]: sigh
[4:59]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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g M en - promennn [4:59]: we will own u for that
[4:59]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:59]: FIGHT!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:15
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [Intermission]: 5:15!
[9:24]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:05]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:58]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:58]: Axis team locked from spectators by g M en - promennn
[8:58]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
g M n Testi [8:58]: so vava, who are you?
[8:58]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? [8:58]: u dont know vava?
[8:58]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [8:58]: vavamuffin - bless
g M en timbo [8:58]: name?
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? [8:58]: lol
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [8:58]: vavamuffin - smoking
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? [8:58]: me neither :D
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [8:58]: on youtube
[8:58]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
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TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [8:58]: Smoking in jamaica inna poland smoking in africa in new zeland smoking every civilazation smoking over all nations
[8:58]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[8:58]: TOUCHmenot'Damon:X Server command overflow
[8:58]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
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[8:58]: TOUCHmenot'Damon:X connected
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [8:58]: 1 to klopoty 2 gaztrofaza 30zl i czwarta faza!
[8:58]: Axis team locked by g M en - promennn
[8:58]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
g M en - promennn [8:58]: v
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [8:58]: :D
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? [8:58]: shoutout to lover :)
g M en - promennn [8:58]: rup
[8:58]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[8:58]: FIGHT!
[8:15]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [8:00]: gg
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [7:59]: :D
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [7:55]: we want to play longer
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [7:53]: thats why u won
[7:45]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:14
g M en timbo [Intermission]: vava give me your real name
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? [Warmup]: chuck norris
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [Warmup]: Antoni Precelka
g M en timbo [Warmup]: u just joined their ESL
g M en timbo [Warmup]: u were banned till 2020 i heard
g M en timbo [Warmup]: fake nick
g M en timbo [Warmup]: no one ever playedw ith nickname vavamuffin before or RIDDD
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [Warmup]: im disapoint
g M en timbo [Warmup]: ur just cheating scum lol
g M en - promennn [Warmup]: idc
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [Warmup]: u whine :C
g M en - promennn [Warmup]: rup
[1:02]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[0:53]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [0:49]: u scared me:C
[0:08]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:14)
[10:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:19]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? [9:15]: :)
[8:08]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [5:43]: N1
[5:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:22]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:51]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [3:47]: K
[3:46]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:45]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:32]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:56]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:03
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [Warmup]: BRB SMOKE
[6:57]: RunRUN connected
[6:54]: Allies team locked from spectators by TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin
g M en timbo [6:47]: lol
ESL|Stary [6:45]: Vava
ESL|Stary [6:41]: Aka Rainy
g M en timbo [6:38]: esl banned?
ESL|Stary [6:37]: has been busted on tzac before
g M en timbo [6:33]: xDDDD
ESL|Stary [6:31]: IP match
[6:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [6:28]: u bad
[6:25]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [6:24]: i trolling
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [6:23]: this esl
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [6:22]: :D
ESL|Stary [6:08]: So forfeit win to gmen, sorry for trouble.
g M en timbo [6:07]: stary saves the day
g M en timbo [6:03]: doesnt matter well put 4-2
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [5:58]: stary
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [5:54]: twoj stary
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [5:51]: mi ojebal pale
[5:51]: ESL|Stary disconnected
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [5:51]: :D
g M en timbo [5:45]: knew it :P
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [5:41]: he wrong
[4:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:11]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:00]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:03)
TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin [Intermission]: WP
Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: TOUCHmenot'vavamuffin disconnected
[Intermission]: TOUCHmenot'Damon:X disconnected
[Intermission]: g M en timbo disconnected
[Intermission]: g M en - promennn disconnected
[Intermission]: Touchmenot'Bu1l3t? disconnected

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