MYSTERIOUS MONKEYS vs mikeh's low gamers (4863 views)

de ramozje
de Fendah
de ohzor4
de mztic
ru zentic
at joii
pl mikehh
pl baq
nl excite
fi Vermu
pl myszal
il montage
ee Cannonize
Evolution Challenge
Lower Bracket Round 1
Statements
16.07.12 20:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth mMon/<eys.Fender Cola 70 kills
Killing Spree decerto/praskOo 7 frags without being killed
Accountant mMon/<eys.Fender Cola 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! decerto/ baq 25 gibs
...and stay dead! decerto/ baq 43% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning decerto/montage 57 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! decerto/CNZ 36 SPAM kills
Fragstealer decerto/montage 157 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! decerto/myZ 263 damage per frag
What objective? mMon/<eys.Fender Cola 429 XP
Red Shirt decerto/ J4R3k 77 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? decerto/ J4R3k 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore mMon/<eys.MZTORFOUR 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut mMon/<eys.ZENROFLTIC 7 team kills
Gingerbread man decerto/CNZ 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE703395375201318979483472550/14/841/346/1318511046
mMon/<eys.Fender Cola11142970611920131187798992640/08/650/3212/1017015764
mMon/<eys.ZENROFLTIC5627537661007137539111183070/02/941/331/920416834
mMon/<eys.MZTORFOUR833235060150288664107691830/02/546/434/517317935
mMon/<eys.OHZORFOUR8335160721403151098678922660/020/510/4533/918311046
mMon/<eys.joiii783345469120012997496173570/00/433/4721/918513949
mMon/8020513244039031579588345764216320/036/4221/4777/918314446
decerto/montage9438164681202159906108712140/05/657/344/1415516045
decerto/ baq8131658722501710029107372431/06/648/444/20173149611
decerto/CNZ792725468220631943467886230/016/24/2536/1117510046
decerto/myZ6134238621400147668106181800/02/633/323/1120217137
decerto/ J4R3k743835777903129822102795280/02/744/407/19172133512
decerto/praskOo6929351741505181078395417390/05/843/418/921112976
decerto/7619873224219701797576425883425271/036/8229/4162/918114058
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE13513023171201836301838260/03/215/43/3DKKT/D/KKKDKKKKK/DKD/KDKKK/DKDKKK/KK/K/KD
mMon/<eys.Fender Cola1331552418900643972833360/00/219/65/5K/DK/DK/KKKKKKDKKKDKDDKKXD/KDKDKKKK/KDDK/KD
mMon/<eys.ZENROFLTIC1001101818501330663264530/00/219/90/4KDKDKKDKKDKKKDKTDKDDDKDK/KDKK/KDD/KDD
mMon/<eys.MZTORFOUR1001101616701328693246800/00/116/111/2/DDKKD/KKKDDDDDKDKKTKKDKKDKDKXK/KD
mMon/<eys.OHZORFOUR1201173025801944762224380/012/21/1218/4DKDXD/DKK/KKKK/KKKK//DK/KKDKK/DDKKKDXKDKKDKDKDDKD/KKKTKKD/
mMon/<eys.joiii13514127207009419817391840/00/114/813/2K/DKD/KK/KKK/K/KKKKKK/DKKK/KDDK/DKKDDKKKK/KKDDD
mMon/<eys.12176313811448043822636151444170/015/1084/5040/20
decerto/montage549413241013272739111230/01/213/130/7D/K/KDDDDDKDDDK/DTKKDDDKDDDDKDKKKDDDKKX
decerto/ baq3887102650002233418700/02/37/171/7DKKDDDDDDDDDDDKKXKKDDKDKDDDKDDDDDDKDD
decerto/CNZ70671927110211272124072280/04/10/1017/5K/TDKK//D///KDDKKD/KDDDK/DKKD/D/KDKDKKKKDKDDT/KK
decerto/myZ4173102450022132420900/01/39/130/6/KDKDDDDKDDDKDDDKDDDKDDDKKDDDD/KDK
decerto/ J4R3k3111510322002223042611140/00/28/152/13DKKXDKKX/DDDDDDDDDDKDDKD/KDDDDDDKDDDKDDDDKDD
decerto/praskOo538614265023310136612990/02/412/152/4KKDDT/DDKDDDDDDKDK/DDDD/KKKKDKKDDKDKKDDDXDT
decerto/485227615929052115144226367640/010/1549/8322/42

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE4610412265110256733371450/10/411/132/7SDKDDDDDKDKKDKDKTXDDKDDDDKDDDDKDKDDDDKKD
mMon/<eys.Fender Cola10410322213203292030801200/05/313/104/4/DDKKKDKKKKKDDKDKKDK//KSKDXKKDKDDKDKKDDXDKKSDD
mMon/<eys.ZENROFLTIC34679262027221936171410/00/410/111/2DDKK/K/DKDKDDK///T/DDTDDKDDDKDDDKD/DD
mMon/<eys.MZTORFOUR63861422400325013658860/01/312/151/1DKKDKDDD/DK/X/DDKKKDKDDDKDKKDDKDKDDKD
mMon/<eys.OHZORFOUR539514263022272727092280/06/20/1810/4DD/KKDDKKDDKKKDDDD/DKKDKDTDDDDDKDDKTDKDDDK
mMon/<eys.joiii54841324300026183976510/00/18/205/2DKDKDDDKDDDKDDKKKDDKDKKDXDDDDKDDKDKDDD
mMon/<eys.595398414520351515552203777710/112/1754/8723/20
decerto/montage1411542417901235852895370/03/318/74/6KT/KDKDDDKKDKKDDDKKDKKKDDKKDDKKK/KKDKKKDKXK
decerto/ baq14010728201400336323213901/03/224/110/6K/DKKDKKKDKKDKXKKDDDKD/KDKDDDKKXKKKKXKKDDKK/KKDDKKD
decerto/CNZ8576182170311309116282510/06/10/413/5K/KDKDDKK/KKKK/TD/K//DTKDKT/KDK//KD/KDKDK/
decerto/myZ7812015196008259928571400/01/112/72/4/DKKKDKDD/DKKDKD//K/XK/DKKK/D/DDKKK
decerto/ J4R3k10411124236026365825612790/01/316/122/2/K/KDKKKDDDDDK/DK/DDKDK/DTKKDKKDKDK/KDKKDKKKKKDTK
decerto/praskOo79103192450010381223982190/03/215/111/2K/XD/KDK/DDDKKDKDD/K/K/DKKD/K/KKKK/KKDK/DKDD
decerto/105671128124470640203771555210161/017/1285/5222/25
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE5265917201315101816260/00/19/101/3DDKDKKD/TXDDDKDKKDDKDDD/KDK/
mMon/<eys.Fender Cola110871110100120432006760/00/010/91/0KKKDDK/KDDDKDDKDKDKKK
mMon/<eys.ZENROFLTIC333941220119042341350/00/35/50/3DDKDTDDKDDK/DKDDD
mMon/<eys.MZTORFOUR84631113201215732219170/00/011/81/2DKKK/KDKKDKTD/DDKDKDKKDDD
mMon/<eys.OHZORFOUR664681210031257152700/02/12/74/1KDDKDDKDDKD/KDDKK//K
mMon/<eys.joiii4253614000214762510860/00/16/90/4KDKDKDDKXXDKDDDDD//DKD
mMon/<eys.653534978803128763124192400/02/643/487/13
decerto/montage85581214100518371816180/00/012/90/0KKDD/KKD/KKDDKDKDK//KDK/KD
decerto/ baq100771212401225231473630/01/09/83/2DKKKKKDT/DKDKKKKKKDD/DDDD
decerto/CNZ1105611101005181284000/04/01/64/0/DKKX/KK/K/KDKDK/DKKKD
decerto/myZ37813800011595169000/00/13/60/1XDDDDDKDKD/K
decerto/ J4R3k150711510100321981656360/01/012/52/3DDKKDKDKDKKKKKXKK/K/DKKK/D
decerto/praskOo1005713134022245412881730/00/110/85/2TKD/D/KDDDDKKKKKKKDKTDKDKDKD
decerto/9740066671103181241987632900/06/247/4214/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE6040915100720871356580/01/16/70/0DKDD/DK/DK//DKKD/KK/K/DK
mMon/<eys.Fender Cola108841312600325171980320/03/18/72/1KDDKD/K/KKDKDKKDKDKDKK/DK
mMon/<eys.ZENROFLTIC6059610103213501896780/02/07/80/0//TKDDKTDTDKDKKDKDD
mMon/<eys.MZTORFOUR100649920001721164600/01/17/91/0KDKXDDDKKDKDDKDKDKK
mMon/<eys.OHZORFOUR88938920012526143200/00/07/81/0/KDDKKDKKDKDDKDKD
mMon/<eys.joiii7256811200116821392360/00/15/103/1KDDDKDKXKDX/KDKDDKDDK
mMon/<eys.8139653661403141188397022040/07/440/497/2
decerto/montage115751513100517572249360/01/114/50/1KKK//KKDKDKKDK/D//KKKDDKKDKD
decerto/ baq5745814200216411864900/00/18/80/5DDKDKX/D/KDXKKDDDDDKDKKD
decerto/CNZ60736103014181019131440/02/03/52/1DKK//T/K/DKDDDKKD
decerto/myZ90681011300313421862400/00/19/61/0KD/K/D/KKDDKKDDKDKKKD
decerto/ J4R3k6686812001117361801990/00/28/81/1KDTDKKD/KDDDKKKDKDDDD
decerto/praskOo4547511101314162194480/00/16/70/1XK/K/DDDDT/KKDKDDD
decerto/7239452711003189702118834570/03/648/394/9

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Player Chats
mMon/<eys.ZENROFLTIC [Warmup]: :-)
decerto/ baq [Warmup]: mappol?
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE [Warmup]: radar/supply
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE [Warmup]: and go
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE [Warmup]: atleast the matchdetails says these maps
decerto/ baq [Countdown]: hf
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:41]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:27]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:58]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:53]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:55]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:54]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:41]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
mMon/<eys.joiii [2:20]: gg
[2:03]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:56
decerto/CNZ [Warmup]: .Ready.
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE [Warmup]: Ready!!
[12:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:44]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:27]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:26]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:13]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
mMon/<eys.MZTORFOUR [1:26]: not my game..
[1:14]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:42 (original: 12:56)
decerto/montage [Intermission]: gg
[Countdown]: Axis team unlocked by decerto/ J4R3k
decerto/ J4R3k [Countdown]: wedseck
[11:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
decerto/CNZ [11:03]: wtf
decerto/CNZ [10:43]: my god
[10:42]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:41]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
decerto/ J4R3k [10:24]: =D
[9:49]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
decerto/CNZ [9:24]: d,gl mkg g,
[9:23]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:15]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:15]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
decerto/CNZ [9:15]: so braindead gaming atm
mMon/<eys.joiii [9:15]: true
decerto/praskOo [9:15]: yea
[9:15]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
decerto/praskOo [9:15]: he keeps teamkilling us on purpose
decerto/praskOo [9:15]: and then he says we blocked him
decerto/ J4R3k [9:15]: did you pay him?
decerto/CNZ [9:15]: running infront of engi, madnesssssss
[9:15]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
decerto/ J4R3k [9:15]: yesterday too
decerto/ J4R3k [9:15]: enhanced paid him
decerto/montage [9:15]: jewgold
[9:15]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
decerto/ baq [9:15]: PLAYING ET - GETTING PAID
[9:15]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
mMon/<eys.MZTORFOUR [9:15]: ":D"
mMon/<eys.MZTORFOUR [9:15]: 2012
decerto/montage [9:15]: Going to lan , still cannot afford a decent mic!
[9:15]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
decerto/ J4R3k [9:15]: guys pls faster we have another offi
mMon/<eys.Fender Cola [9:15]: only american jews got gold
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE [9:15]: then dont shoot back!
[9:15]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE [9:15]: >(
decerto/ baq [9:15]: Don't need any at Lan :D
[9:15]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
decerto/praskOo [9:15]: Mati : kurwa monitor mi skacze
[9:15]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
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[9:15]: FIGHT!
[8:42]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
decerto/CNZ [7:04]: :D
[6:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:48]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[4:45]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:14
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE [Intermission]: GG
mMon/<eys.joiii [Intermission]: schwere geburt
decerto/ baq [Intermission]: alles klar
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE [Warmup]: Ready!!
decerto/CNZ [Warmup]: :D
decerto/CNZ [Warmup]: :D
decerto/CNZ [Warmup]: :D
decerto/CNZ [Warmup]: :D
decerto/CNZ [Warmup]: .Ready.
decerto/ J4R3k [Warmup]: cmon
decerto/ J4R3k [Warmup]: rup
mMon/<eys.MZTORFOUR [Warmup]: peeing
mMon/<eys.joiii [Warmup]: piss
decerto/ J4R3k [Warmup]: so much pressure
mMon/<eys.joiii [Warmup]: so tiny blatter
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE [Warmup]: hes nervous
decerto/ baq [Warmup]: :)
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE [Warmup]: Ready!!
decerto/ baq [Countdown]: hf
[6:22]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:05]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[5:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:31]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[5:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:55]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
decerto/ J4R3k [2:52]: damn that hits
decerto/montage [0:03]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:14)
decerto/ J4R3k [Intermission]: eh
decerto/ J4R3k [Intermission]: wp
mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE [Intermission]: ggwp
decerto/ J4R3k [Intermission]: gl in next matches
mMon/<eys.joiii [Intermission]: thx
[Intermission]: mMon/<eys.RAMOZJE disconnected
mMon/<eys.MZTORFOUR [Intermission]: ty
[Intermission]: mMon/<eys.joiii disconnected
[Intermission]: mMon/<eys.MZTORFOUR disconnected
[Intermission]: decerto/montage disconnected
[Intermission]: decerto/ J4R3k disconnected
[Intermission]: mMon/<eys.OHZORFOUR disconnected
[Intermission]: mMon/<eys.ZENROFLTIC disconnected
[Intermission]: decerto/myZ disconnected
[Intermission]: decerto/CNZ disconnected

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