French tard vs Rage Quit (2896 views)

fr Pupa
fr Rapk
fr Fracziij
pl SYCYLI4NO
pl ()o() sosji
pl boOk


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
19.07.12 01:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth rq dave 54 kills
Killing Spree rq sycyLi4No<3maciej 6 frags without being killed
Accountant rq sycyLi4No<3maciej 109% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! rq dave 11 gibs
...and stay dead! rq scott 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning rq dave 43 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! rq dave 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer rq sycyLi4No<3maciej 143 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! V Rapk 352 damage per frag
What objective? rq dave 328 XP
Red Shirt Fracziij@fTard 61 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Fracziij@fTard 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore V Rapk 167 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut rq dave 1 team kills
Gingerbread man rq dave 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
V Rapk6022429487001272347871900/01/327/291/424916436
Fracziij@fTard3718923617201148157274550/01/616/366/720911539
+fTard+ Pup a6024133554001375618624180/02/231/330/622915737
fTard516548516418203619610237691630/04/274/337/622914537
rq dave10832854501101231091871391270/03/043/269/120214354
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej10930747435001471526765360/03/240/234/415215766
rq scott6019826438001456995706400/05/216/264/221913335
rq 9383312713624015123769196102030/011/299/2617/219114455
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
V Rapk1202665200174189200/00/06/30/1KK/DKKDKDKD
Fracziij@fTard2014150000308995370/00/01/40/1DDDDKD
+fTard+ Pup a201215000054072300/00/01/40/1DDKDDD
fTard5352815200115892610370/00/08/110/3
rq dave8341561002159975400/00/05/40/0/KKDDK/KDKD
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej1204365100268644700/00/03/33/0DKK/KKD/KDK
rq scott1001133000232538800/00/03/10/0KDK//K
rq 10195141420062610158900/00/011/83/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
V Rapk16171600037631037720/00/11/20/0//D/KDD
Fracziij@fTard252628000066095500/00/02/70/1DDDDDDKDKD
+fTard+ Pup a832456000187879600/00/15/40/0/KDKKDDDDKK
fTard4167820000423012788720/00/28/130/1
rq dave8327560003125693800/00/04/31/0/D/KKK/KDKD
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej2663183100182164200/01/07/20/0KKKDKKK/KKD
rq scott7519340001711721400/01/02/30/0/KDKDKD
rq 141771613100527882301400/02/013/81/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
V Rapk50991122400334143700180/01/29/151/2K/DKDDKK/DDDDKDDDDKDKD/DKDKKKDDDD
Fracziij@fTard3985112831051802304700/01/58/142/4DDDK/DDKKK/K/DDDDD/DDK/KDKDDDDKDDDKKDSDD
+fTard+ Pup a56112132310062706375400/02/111/120/3DDDKDDKDK///DDDDKKD/KD/DDK/KKKDKDKKD
fTard48296357381014792210501180/04/828/413/9
rq dave13015226205001046212736720/02/019/105/0KKK/KK/KK/KDDDK/KKK//KKKK/KDKDK/KK/K/KKDDDKDKD
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej133136201520042930251600/02/217/71/2DK/KDKDD/KKKDKDKK/K/DKDDKKKDDKKKKKK
rq scott6598132050062950267000/04/25/113/1/KKDDDKDDKKKDK///DDKK/DKKDDKDKD/D
rq 1093865955120020105017922720/08/441/289/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
V Rapk7382111510052316224200/00/011/90/1//K/KK/DDDKDKDKK/KDKKKDDDD
Fracziij@fTard4564920410620452277180/00/15/114/1/KD/D/KKS/KDDD/D/KDKKDDDKDDKD
+fTard+ Pup a66931421300634373351180/00/014/130/2KD/KK/K//DK/KDKK/KDKDDKKDDDDKKDDDDD
fTard6123934568101777987870360/00/130/334/4
rq dave1001081818501834422711550/01/015/93/1//KDDD/DKDKKKKK//KTDD/KDKK/KDKDKK/KKK
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej65971320100727153160360/00/013/110/2K/D/D/DK/DDKD/K/K/DDKDKDDDKDKKKKK
rq scott437071630051713192700/00/06/111/1DDKD/KD/DDKDKX/K/DKK/DDD
rq 6927538549012078707798910/01/034/314/4

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Player Chats
V Rapk [Countdown]: hf new mates <3
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [Countdown]: :-)
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:02]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:24]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:24]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:44]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:10]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:10]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:49
+fTard+ Pup a [Intermission]: fail
+fTard+ Pup a [Intermission]: fail fail
rq scott [Intermission]: :)
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [Intermission]: POZDRO MACIEK <3
rq dave [Warmup]: POZDRO MACIEJ! CU CRACOW IN OUR ROOM<3
rq scott [Warmup]: MACIEK <3
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [2:21]: :-)
[2:04]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[1:35]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:49)
Fracziij@fTard [Warmup]: RUP!!
rq scott [Countdown]: MACIEK :D
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [Countdown]: Maciek!
+fTard+ Pup a [Countdown]: maciek!
V Rapk [Countdown]: JAPIERDOLE!
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [11:25]: :-)
[9:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [8:57]: :-)
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [8:57]: :-)
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [8:57]: :-)
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [8:57]: :-)
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [8:57]: :-)
rq dave [8:51]: BUG
rq dave [8:51]: GG
rq dave [8:46]: not allowed :)
+fTard+ Pup a [8:43]: haha
V Rapk [8:42]: known trick:<
Fracziij@fTard [8:39]: not 'bug'
rq dave [8:37]: trick = forfeit
[8:36]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
rq dave [8:36]: nabn
rq dave [8:34]: check rules
V Rapk [8:28]: sorry sit
V Rapk [8:26]: sir*
[8:15]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [7:08]: :-)
rq scott [6:35]: sup covi :D
[6:20]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [6:02]: :-)
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [6:01]: :-)
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [6:01]: :-)
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [6:01]: :-)
[5:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
V Rapk [5:51]: livre trolling$*
[5:47]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [5:09]: :xdddddddddddddddd
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [4:59]: :-)
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [4:59]: :-)
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [4:59]: :-)
[4:52]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:42]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[4:42]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
Fracziij@fTard [4:42]: unpause ?
[4:42]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:42]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:42]: FIGHT!
[4:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:59]: The Allied Truck is in position!
rq dave [1:51]: obj man
rq dave [1:51]: XD
[1:39]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:38]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:25]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Fracziij@fTard [0:14]: fucking polak
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
rq dave [Intermission]: ownd
Fracziij@fTard [Intermission]: shut up 1st time you beat us
Fracziij@fTard [Intermission]: you happy
rq dave [Warmup]: 1st?
rq dave [Warmup]: :DDD
rq dave [Warmup]: 1st our match : 4-2 for us
rq dave [Warmup]: nice memory
Fracziij@fTard [Warmup]: in 3v3 ye (offi)
rq dave [Warmup]: better check ur mind
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [Warmup]: bo ja wtedy nie gralem frencztardzie 8DDDDDDD
rq dave [Warmup]: :{D
rq dave [Warmup]: :{D
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [Countdown]: Maciek!
rq scott [Countdown]: Maciek !
Fracziij@fTard [Countdown]: 1st or 2nd time same for me we always beat you sinc 1 minth
rq dave [Countdown]: i thought u gonna win didnt u?
+fTard+ Pup a [Countdown]: sosji !
rq dave [Countdown]: :{D
rq dave [Countdown]: :{D
rq dave [Countdown]: :{D
[10:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:35]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:32]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
rq dave [8:30]: MAKING OBJECTIVE
[8:27]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:54]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:30]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
Fracziij@fTard [3:28]: more preshoot sir ?
[3:28]: The Allies have activated the crane!
rq dave [3:22]: more brain bro
[3:15]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [1:54]: :-)
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [1:24]: :-)
rq sycyLi4No<3maciej [1:24]: :-)
[0:59]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:00 (original: 12:00)
rq dave [Intermission]: you played well
rq dave [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: rq dave disconnected
[Intermission]: rq scott disconnected
[Intermission]: rq sycyLi4No<3maciej disconnected

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