Descent vs zeh MACHINE$ (2642 views)

us kARDON
us joker
ca bN
nl twA
fr mamouth
be Nicolah


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
19.07.12 18:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth des.bN_ 75 kills
Killing Spree des.bN_ 9 frags without being killed
Accountant des.bN_ 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! des.kARDON(_muscle_8() 21 gibs
...and stay dead! des.kARDON(_muscle_8() 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning des.bN_ 65 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! MACHINE$ NLH 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer des.kARDON(_muscle_8() 179 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! MACHINE$ NLH 303 damage per frag
What objective? MACHINE$ twA 425 XP
Red Shirt MACHINE$ NLH 77 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? MACHINE$ NLH 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore des.joker 194 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut MACHINE$ NLH 3 team kills
Gingerbread man des.bN_ 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
des.kARDON(_muscle_8()73381547321111810238102941100/04/248/483/519013936
des.bN_10041175758012113225110041172/05/265/464/617614797
des.joker 7933650638011810669107731380/02/449/400/321317166
des.84112817921137135734132320713652/011/4162/407/319315266
MACHINE$ NLH6435550776131511226119392450/11/544/558/3225153411
MACHINE$ twA81425587111131511242104291810/04/451/526/219414538
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame582874575721119603117641820/14/341/571/321315358
MACHINE$ 67106715322324474132071341326080/19/3136/5715/321115049
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.kARDON(_muscle_8()511211733411433773522380/01/116/251/2KDDKKDDDKKDDKKK/SDDKDT/K/DDKDKDKDD/KDDDDDDKDDKDDDKD
des.bN_671071928300335413823541/01/116/221/2KDKKKD/KKDKDKDDKD/DKDKDDDKDDKKDDDDDKDD/KDKKDKDD
des.joker 501081428200638974203360/00/114/200/2DKDDKDDDDKD/XDK/DKK/DDDDDKK/DK/KDDKKDK/KDDD
des.5633650899111310815115481281/02/346/672/6
MACHINE$ NLH10811626243011038873450180/11/022/124/1DKDD/KDK/DK/DKKKK/KKDKK/KKDDKKKKDKK//K/DKKD/KDKDTK/
MACHINE$ twA1001452828600940183635180/00/126/182/0KK/KDKD/KDKKKDKKKDKDD/KKD/D/KKDD/K/KDKKDKK/DK/DKDDKKDKKD
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame911092123500636433730540/02/119/160/1DDDKK/D/DKK/KDDKDDK/DDDK/KK/DKKKKKDKDKDDKXKKK
MACHINE$ 10037075751401251154810815900/13/267/466/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.kARDON(_muscle_8()901202022110093905331100/01/018/131/0/KKDKK/KDDKKDKDKK/D/KDKKDDD//K/K/KKK/DDKKD
des.bN_18018936202001155252942361/04/129/82/0K/KKK/KDKK/K/K/KKK//KKDKDKDKKDKKK/KK/K/K/KKKKKKKKKDDKKDD
des.joker 1211232319200939593179540/02/121/90/0K/DKKKKKK/KDKK//KDKDKDDDK/K/KK/D/K/KDKKKKD
des.1304327961150029133899432901/07/268/303/0
MACHINE$ NLH3111610322113359649641140/00/410/261/1DDXDDDKDDDDXKDDDDDDKKTS/KDKKD/K/XDDDDDDDDKDDKD
MACHINE$ twA3511610280034295038201090/02/211/220/1/DTKDDKDD/TKDKD/KDDKDXDKDKDDDDT/DDDDDDDKKD
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame37881232100528864605720/11/211/220/2/DDDDKDDDDDDDDKKDKK/D/D//DKDDDDDKDDDKKDKDDKK
MACHINE$ 343203292314129432133892950/13/832/701/4
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.kARDON(_muscle_8()921121314500224042866720/02/111/100/2/KDDKDKKDDDDKDKDDKDK/KKXDKKK
des.bN_64881625201733673776270/00/016/141/4KKDKKDDKDKD/KDKKDK/KDKD/KDTKKD//DDDDKD/DD/
des.joker 84831113401323362612480/00/212/90/0DKDDK/DKDDXK/KKDDKKKKDTKD/
des.802834052110212810792541470/02/339/331/6
MACHINE$ NLH761021317100132912972720/00/110/143/1DKKDKKDKDDDKDDKKKKDKDK/DDDDDKD
MACHINE$ twA1411381712510235522549540/02/113/92/0XKKDKDKSDK/KKKD/KKDKDKKKDKDKKD
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame62671016021024112586560/01/09/151/0TDDDKKDKDDKDKDKDDDDDKSKKDKSD
MACHINE$ 9330740456313925481071820/03/232/386/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
des.kARDON(_muscle_8()1002844100355259500/00/03/01/1/KDK/K/K
des.bN_2002742100079246300/00/04/20/0DKKKDK
des.joker 662223000047777900/00/02/20/1DKKDD
des.1227710920031821183700/00/09/41/2
MACHINE$ NLH2521140011452553410/00/02/30/0TDD/KD
MACHINE$ twA1002633000072242500/00/01/32/1DKKXKDD
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame502324100066384300/00/02/40/0DDKDKD
MACHINE$ 5870611101118371821410/00/05/102/1

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Player Chats
des.kARDON(_muscle_8() [Warmup]: what kind of fucking retarded nnigger name is twa
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: kabron brain
MACHINE$ twA [Warmup]: t double you A
MACHINE$ twA [Warmup]: retard
des.joker [Warmup]: twa twa twa
des.joker [Warmup]: rup
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Warmup]: just answer me 1 question and I rup
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Warmup]: do you use vent ? or ts3 ? or mumble ?
des.bN_ [Warmup]: yes i eat mcdonalds
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: gg
des.kARDON(_muscle_8() [Warmup]: i use your mother's vaginal canal
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Warmup]: hmm
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: gg
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Warmup]: cool to know
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: you smoke crack to be braindead!
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Warmup]: I hope you're not afraid
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: and you take heroin to get aids
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: i hope the medecine could go higher then you could live longer
des.joker [Warmup]: lets go..
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: RUP
des.joker [Warmup]: ff inc
[8:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:46]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [1:18]: stupid server
[1:17]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:13]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:13]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:59]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: gg
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: RUP
[9:02]: etplayah connected
[8:57]: Allies team locked from spectators by MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame
[8:47]: Allies team locked by MACHINE$ NLH
[7:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:24]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:51]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
MACHINE$ twA [1:35]: 8D
MACHINE$ NLH [1:35]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: gg
[9:37]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:07]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:57]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[8:16]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:06]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:36]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:43]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[5:42]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:40]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[4:32]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:03]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [1:56]: :D
[1:53]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:14]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
MACHINE$ twA [0:10]: 8D
[0:07]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
MACHINE$ NLH [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
des.joker [Intermission]: gay map lol
MACHINE$ twA [Intermission]: ur boxes are gay
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: gay players lol
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Intermission]: gay gays
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: RUP
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: rup?
MACHINE$ twA [Warmup]: shit laggers
[Countdown]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[9:04]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:51]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [8:51]: he said he lags, with 48 ping :xxx
[8:50]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
desphokuz [8:50]: fps lag? :xxx
[8:50]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [8:50]: fps is not lag
[8:51]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [8:50]: lag is latency
[8:51]: FIGHT!
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [8:49]: but whatever
MACHINE$ NLH [8:47]: inet lags
MACHINE$ NLH [8:45]: watch ettv
MACHINE$ NLH [8:43]: u will get it
desphokuz [8:35]: fps lag ... latency lag... stilll lag :{
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [8:29]: fps bug*
[8:08]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:29]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
MACHINE$ twA [7:13]: 8D
[7:13]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:46 (original: 10:00)
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: gg
MACHINE$ twA [Intermission]: gg thnx
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: thx
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: cu
[Intermission]: des.bN_ disconnected
[Intermission]: MACHINE$ twA disconnected
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Intermission]: gg
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: not talking anymore?
[Intermission]: desphokuz disconnected
[Intermission]: des.joker disconnected
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: i feel the madness?
[Intermission]: MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame disconnected
des.kARDON(_muscle_8() [Intermission]: you
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: :D
des.kARDON(_muscle_8() [Intermission]: suck
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: you lost

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