Descent vs zeh MACHINE$ (2628 views)
19.07.12 18:15 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | des.bN_ | 75 kills |
Killing Spree | des.bN_ | 9 frags without being killed |
Accountant | des.bN_ | 100% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | des.kARDON(_muscle_8() | 21 gibs |
...and stay dead! | des.kARDON(_muscle_8() | 39% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | des.bN_ | 65 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | MACHINE$ NLH | 8 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | des.kARDON(_muscle_8() | 179 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | MACHINE$ NLH | 303 damage per frag |
What objective? | MACHINE$ twA | 425 XP |
Red Shirt | MACHINE$ NLH | 77 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | MACHINE$ NLH | 11 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | des.joker | 194 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | MACHINE$ NLH | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | des.bN_ | 21 /kills |
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des.kARDON(_muscle_8() [Warmup]: | what kind of fucking retarded nnigger name is twa |
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: | kabron brain |
MACHINE$ twA [Warmup]: | t double you A |
MACHINE$ twA [Warmup]: | retard |
des.joker [Warmup]: | twa twa twa |
des.joker [Warmup]: | rup |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Warmup]: | just answer me 1 question and I rup |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Warmup]: | do you use vent ? or ts3 ? or mumble ? |
des.bN_ [Warmup]: | yes i eat mcdonalds |
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: | gg |
des.kARDON(_muscle_8() [Warmup]: | i use your mother's vaginal canal |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Warmup]: | hmm |
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: | gg |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Warmup]: | cool to know |
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: | you smoke crack to be braindead! |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Warmup]: | I hope you're not afraid |
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: | and you take heroin to get aids |
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: | i hope the medecine could go higher then you could live longer |
des.joker [Warmup]: | lets go.. |
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: | RUP |
des.joker [Warmup]: | ff inc |
[8:23]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:58]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:48]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[7:37]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:02]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:58]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:46]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[4:53]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[3:25]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [1:18]: | stupid server |
[1:17]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:13]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[1:13]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[0:59]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: | gg |
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: | RUP |
[9:02]: | etplayah connected |
[8:57]: | Allies team locked from spectators by MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame |
[8:47]: | Allies team locked by MACHINE$ NLH |
[7:06]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:49]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:24]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:24]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[5:51]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[5:48]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:24]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:57]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[4:27]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[4:21]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
MACHINE$ twA [1:35]: | 8D |
MACHINE$ NLH [1:35]: | GG |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: | gg |
[9:37]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[9:11]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:07]: | The Axis have blown the Main Entrance! |
[8:57]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[8:16]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[8:06]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[7:36]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[5:43]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[5:42]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[5:40]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[4:32]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[2:03]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [1:56]: | :D |
[1:53]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[1:14]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
MACHINE$ twA [0:10]: | 8D |
[0:07]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
MACHINE$ NLH [0:00]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:00 |
des.joker [Intermission]: | gay map lol |
MACHINE$ twA [Intermission]: | ur boxes are gay |
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: | gay players lol |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Intermission]: | gay gays |
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: | RUP |
MACHINE$ NLH [Warmup]: | rup? |
MACHINE$ twA [Warmup]: | shit laggers |
[Countdown]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[Countdown]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[9:04]: | The Axis have blown the Main Entrance! |
[8:51]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [8:51]: | he said he lags, with 48 ping :xxx |
[8:50]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
desphokuz [8:50]: | fps lag? :xxx |
[8:50]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[8:51]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[8:51]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[8:51]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[8:51]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[8:51]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [8:50]: | fps is not lag |
[8:51]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[8:51]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[8:51]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[8:51]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[8:51]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [8:50]: | lag is latency |
[8:51]: | FIGHT! |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [8:49]: | but whatever |
MACHINE$ NLH [8:47]: | inet lags |
MACHINE$ NLH [8:45]: | watch ettv |
MACHINE$ NLH [8:43]: | u will get it |
desphokuz [8:35]: | fps lag ... latency lag... stilll lag :{ |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [8:29]: | fps bug* |
[8:08]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[7:29]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
MACHINE$ twA [7:13]: | 8D |
[7:13]: | The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 2:46 (original: 10:00) |
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: | gg |
MACHINE$ twA [Intermission]: | gg thnx |
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: | thx |
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: | cu |
[Intermission]: | des.bN_ disconnected |
[Intermission]: | MACHINE$ twA disconnected |
MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame [Intermission]: | gg |
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: | not talking anymore? |
[Intermission]: | desphokuz disconnected |
[Intermission]: | des.joker disconnected |
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: | i feel the madness? |
[Intermission]: | MACHINE$ mamouthfirstgame disconnected |
des.kARDON(_muscle_8() [Intermission]: | you |
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: | :D |
des.kARDON(_muscle_8() [Intermission]: | suck |
MACHINE$ NLH [Intermission]: | you lost |
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