U.Mad? vs Anus (2680 views)

be Woppy
be qpack
bs hARMEN
bs a1Rtj
19.07.12 20:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth (_x_) a1Rtj (_x_) 50 kills
Killing Spree uMd?Qpack 10 frags without being killed
Accountant (_x_) a1Rtj (_x_) 102% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! (_x_) a1Rtj (_x_) 13 gibs
...and stay dead! (_x_) a1Rtj (_x_) 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning (_x_) a1Rtj (_x_) 43 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! uMd?Qpack 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer (_x_) hARMEN (_x_) 205 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! (_x_) a1Rtj (_x_) 397 damage per frag
What objective? uMd?Qpack 337 XP
Red Shirt uMd?Qpack 61 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? uMd?Woppy 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore uMd?Qpack 178 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut uMd?Qpack 1 team kills
Gingerbread man (_x_) a1Rtj (_x_) 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_)6230334555001672607686720/02/229/303/721414045
(_x_) a1Rtj (_x_)1023275049130022943268392550/04/143/243/218914048
(_x_) 816308410418003816692145253270/06/172/246/220214047
uMd?Qpack7533746614011298629948840/03/239/425/5214163109
uMd?Woppy3618120555002046636744360/00/416/314/1233123211
uMd?57518661169013214525166921200/03/455/319/1224143610
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_)5353713000415941937180/00/17/60/2D//K/KK/DDDDKDKKDKDD
(_x_) a1Rtj (_x_)120671210500721141157180/00/012/30/0K/KK/KKKD/KK/K/KK/K/DD
(_x_) 8712019235001137083094360/00/119/90/2
uMd?Qpack71801014100321402228180/01/07/112/0KDD/DDKDDK/KDDKDKDK/KDKK
uMd?Woppy15172130005954148000/00/02/80/0DDD////DDDDK/KD
uMd?43971227100830943708180/01/09/192/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_)505661220021048139300/00/14/92/0DKK/DK/DDDDKDDKDKD
(_x_) a1Rtj (_x_)8481120001150618891070/01/10/100/0D/DDDDDDKDDDD
(_x_) 291047242003255432821070/01/24/192/0
uMd?Qpack32010416530022434139900/02/014/20/1KK/DKDKDKKKKKKKKKK/KK
uMd?Woppy62375800048481155180/00/15/20/1/KK/KK/KD/DDD
uMd?1911412113300632822554180/02/119/40/2
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_)572247000367175000/00/04/30/1K/DKDDDK/K/
(_x_) a1Rtj (_x_)10030550001971657580/00/05/30/1KDKDKKDKD/
(_x_) 7952912000416421407580/00/09/60/2
uMd?Qpack100336600011078946360/00/05/51/0KDDKKDKD/KKD
uMd?Woppy402125100132969600/00/01/41/0DK/KDDD
uMd?7054811100214071642360/00/06/92/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_)752934000146250300/01/01/31/0KDDKK/D
(_x_) a1Rtj (_x_)100411000018022500/00/01/10/0KD
(_x_) 883345000164272800/01/02/41/0
uMd?Qpack1001333000059249900/00/03/20/1DKDKDK
uMd?Woppy1001311000013614300/00/11/00/0KD
uMd?1002644000072864200/00/14/20/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_)1001121111300427062309540/00/011/50/2D/KK/DKDK/KDDKKKKDKDK/
(_x_) a1Rtj (_x_)16613625157001035691785720/03/019/43/1KK/KKDDKK/KKKK/K/KK/KK/KDDK/K/KKDKK/KK/K
(_x_) 1332483626100014627540941260/03/030/93/3
uMd?Qpack186652700042469390500/00/24/181/3KDD/DDDKDDDDDDDDDK/DKDDDKD/DDDD/
uMd?Woppy3170722300916252370180/00/15/122/0////DDKK/KDKDDD/KDD/DDK/KDDD/
uMd?2513612493001340946275180/00/39/303/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_)373138000277979400/01/02/40/2D/KDDKDDK/D
(_x_) a1Rtj (_x_)100426610031092112600/00/06/30/0/K/K/KDKDKDK
(_x_) 697391410051871192000/01/08/70/2
uMd?Qpack100416600121149971300/00/06/41/0/DKTKDKDK/KDK
uMd?Woppy502336100177190000/00/12/51/0KDXDK/DDDK
uMd?7564912101319201871300/00/18/92/0

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Player Chats
uMd?Qpack [9:35]: lol lekkere hits xd
uMd?Woppy [9:25]: WTF
uMd?Woppy [9:21]: FFS
uMd?Woppy [9:19]: xd
uMd?Qpack [9:14]: lolzz
uMd?Qpack [9:09]: x_
uMd?Qpack [8:29]: belgen hebben goed internet :x
uMd?Qpack [7:34]: lol man krijg hits :D
[7:26]: The Doors are opening!!
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_) [7:07]: hi
[7:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:05]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
uMd?Woppy [5:14]: lol
[2:26]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:33
uMd?Woppy [Intermission]: bg
uMd?Qpack [Intermission]: yup
uMd?Qpack [Intermission]: belgen zijn niet te raken :D
uMd?Qpack [7:10]: laggggg
[6:04]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:36]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
uMd?Qpack [3:14]: lag omg
[0:46]: Axis have returned the objective!
(_x_) a1Rtj (_x_) [0:38]: gg
uMd?Qpack [0:11]: 88 ping
uMd?Qpack [0:09]: kk broerrrr
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:33)
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_) [9:55]: lol ...
[9:54]: (_x_) a1Rtj (_x_)called a vote.
[9:53]: Vote passed!
[9:53]: *** Level Restarted! ***
uMd?Qpack [Warmup]: ..
(_x_) a1Rtj (_x_) [Warmup]: slow pc
uMd?Qpack [Warmup]: 3sec delay
[8:59]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:22]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[7:21]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:56]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_) [6:03]: hi
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_) [6:03]: hi
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_) [6:03]: hi
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_) [6:03]: hi
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_) [6:02]: hi
[5:26]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:33
[3:56]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:55]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[3:38]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[3:03]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
uMd?Qpack [2:57]: lucky bastards
uMd?Woppy [2:55]: love my aim
uMd?Qpack [2:55]: lucky s time
uMd?Woppy [2:45]: ffs
[2:25]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:08 (original: 4:33)
uMd?Woppy [Intermission]: u guys so lucky with spawntime ..
(_x_) a1Rtj (_x_) [Warmup]: ok
uMd?Qpack [Warmup]: certainly want a rematch
uMd?Qpack [Warmup]: without lagg
uMd?Qpack [Warmup]: ty
uMd?Woppy [Warmup]: and without sleepy face
uMd?Woppy [Warmup]: =(
uMd?Qpack [Countdown]: woppy is still tired of the anal sex we had
uMd?Qpack [Countdown]: :x
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
uMd?Woppy [11:57]: nicew
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:53]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
uMd?Qpack [10:53]: kut fps
[10:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_) [9:16]: omg
[9:06]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:06]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
uMd?Qpack [8:21]: wtf
uMd?Qpack [7:40]: kut fps
uMd?Qpack [7:06]: verliezen van low XD
[7:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:03]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:42]: Axis have returned the objective!
uMd?Woppy [5:36]: loool
[5:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:50]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:40]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
uMd?Qpack [2:29]: boh lows
uMd?Qpack [2:27]: damn
[2:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:05]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
uMd?Woppy [0:22]: bg
[0:17]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:33]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:14]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:14]: Door Controls have been constructed.
uMd?Qpack [10:13]: teamfailure
[10:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
uMd?Woppy [8:54]: WTF
[8:49]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
uMd?Woppy [8:46]: niet te rake ..
[8:37]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
uMd?Woppy [8:24]: gg
[7:30]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:30]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:29 (original: 12:00)
uMd?Qpack [Intermission]: mg
uMd?Woppy [Intermission]: LOOOOL
(_x_) hARMEN (_x_) [Warmup]: dddaGG

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