Pornoduo vs shit happens (2953 views)

de Joka
de Lagz
pl WuT
gb olas
22.07.12 20:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ****happens WUT 35 kills
Killing Spree ****happens OLAS 7 frags without being killed
Accountant ****happens OLAS 148% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ****happens OLAS 5 gibs
...and stay dead! ****happens OLAS 15% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ****happens OLAS 32 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ****happens WUT 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ****happens OLAS 177 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! /pD/Joka 281 damage per frag
What objective? ****happens WUT 234 XP
Red Shirt /pD/Joka 48 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? /pD/Joka 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ****happens OLAS 170 damage per death
Gingerbread man /pD/Joka 12 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
****happens OLAS1482333423500858584229180/01/232/121/117218472
****happens WUT13523435262001162234297360/03/026/146/117816542
****happens 141467694970019120818526540/04/058/147/117517562
/pD/Joka351151748100124657578700/02/113/312/427412137
/pD/Lagz3380134010073869629400/00/313/270/329815726
/pD/3419530882001985261208100/02/326/272/328613937
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
****happens OLAS210163211020033520228300/00/021/70/0KKKKKKKDKKKKKDDKDK/KKDK/DKK/KKD
****happens WUT1311122116100732902694180/02/015/84/1KDKDKDKD/KKK/DKKK/KKDKD/K/KKDKK/K/KKD
****happens 17127542263001068104977180/02/036/154/1
/pD/Joka306193000062547324000/00/18/201/3/D/KDDDDK/DK/DDDDKKDKDD/KDDDDD/DKDDDKDD
/pD/Lagz335072110032430357000/00/17/160/1DDKDDK/DDDDDDDKDKD/DKDK/DDDK
/pD/32111165110094977681000/00/215/361/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
****happens OLAS1001855100282364300/01/03/31/0K/KDDK/DKK
****happens WUT166495300011068434180/00/03/22/0KDDKKKK/
****happens 13367108100318911077180/01/06/53/0
/pD/Joka371738000350597500/00/03/40/1D/K/DKDDK/D
/pD/Lagz281527000257291600/00/12/20/2DK/KDDD/D
/pD/333251500051077189100/00/15/60/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
****happens OLAS10028441001805745180/00/14/20/0/KDDKDKK
****happens WUT1004144100384451300/00/04/10/0K/KDK/K/
****happens 1006988200416491258180/00/18/30/0
/pD/Joka402125100183184300/01/01/40/0DKDK/DD
/pD/Lagz33726000242780600/00/02/40/0/DKD/KDD
/pD/372841110031258164900/01/03/80/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
****happens OLAS1002444100271055800/00/14/00/1K/K/KDKD
****happens WUT16632530000102165600/01/04/30/0KDKKKKDD
****happens 133569710021731121400/01/18/30/1
/pD/Joka601635000277472900/01/01/31/0D/DDKK/K
/pD/Lagz338260000440100200/00/12/50/0KDDDDDDK
/pD/472451100021214173100/01/13/81/0

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Player Chats
****happens WUT [Warmup]: Ich liebe dich.
/pD/Lagz [Warmup]: :D
****happens OLAS [Warmup]: 888P'
****happens OLAS [Warmup]: < 8 8
****happens OLAS [Warmup]: 8 8
****happens OLAS [Warmup]: < 888b.
****happens WUT [7:34]: carry me
[1:06]: The Doors are opening!!
/pD/Lagz [0:11]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
[7:34]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:20]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:27]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:32 (original: 10:00)
[11:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:48]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:48]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
****happens OLAS [10:46]: < 8 8
****happens OLAS [10:46]: 888P'
****happens OLAS [10:46]: 8 8
****happens OLAS [10:46]: < 888b.
[10:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:28]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[9:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:31
[1:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:08]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[0:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:31)
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: yüah
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: :D
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: wp
****happens WUT [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: ****happens WUT disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.