Caution! vs Team Survive (3520 views)
24.08.12 22:30 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN | 71 kills |
Killing Spree | stray :8 | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN | 80% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN | 14 gibs |
...and stay dead! | t1mmae :< | 21% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | stray :8 | 68 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | FUCKSTRAY.ipod | 7 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | FUCKSTRAY.ipod | 194 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | masarajaaaa :[ | 294 damage per frag |
What objective? | stray :8 | 488 XP |
Red Shirt | FUCKSTRAY.ipod | 98 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | t1mmae :< | 10 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | t1mmae :< | 163 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | stray :8 | 5 team kills |
Gingerbread man | FUCKSTRAY.znark | 33 /kills |
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FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Warmup]: | to all ettv viewers |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Warmup]: | i just raped znark in a 1v1 |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | Rup |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [10:58]: | xD |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [10:26]: | :/ |
[10:10]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [10:02]: | -,.- |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [9:54]: | why in purpose |
[9:52]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[9:48]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [9:45]: | on plies |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [9:43]: | alraedy |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [9:42]: | fuck |
[9:32]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:28]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[8:33]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:29]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:53]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[6:28]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:24]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:22]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:21]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:08]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[2:04]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:55 |
stray :8 [Countdown]: | Rup |
[9:18]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:44]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:33]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:21]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:55]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:50]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:32]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:17]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[5:04]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:50]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:49]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:36]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[3:49]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [3:37]: | .d |
[1:28]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:27 (original: 9:55) |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Intermission]: | woulda won that |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Intermission]: | if i didnt lag |
stray :8 [Intermission]: | even with 2 rambos i own znark |
[11:16]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[11:05]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [10:26]: | ... |
[10:08]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[10:08]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[10:05]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:46]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[9:23]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:11]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[9:07]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:43]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[7:25]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:05]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:48]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:43]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[6:33]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:25]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:25]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[5:46]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[5:46]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:26]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:37]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [4:29]: | i gtg |
[4:07]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:20]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:06]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[2:53]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[2:21]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[2:07]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:36]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[1:27]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:23]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:11]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[0:51]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[0:31]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[0:28]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[0:28]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:31 |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Intermission]: | kk |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Intermission]: | dont start next odn |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Intermission]: | gtg |
t1mmae :< [Intermission]: | >d |
stray :8 [Intermission]: | we dont allow to change |
stray :8 [Intermission]: | sry |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | 2o3 |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | or win for us |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | or i decide your merc |
masarajaaaa :[ [Warmup]: | XD |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | u can choose |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [Warmup]: | xD |
t1mmae :< [Warmup]: | >D |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [Warmup]: | think he will come back |
masarajaaaa :[ [Warmup]: | can is moke? |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [Warmup]: | ill do that too |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | np |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | plz give it a sec |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | plz |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | sebastian i like u |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | and i like ipod |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | but znark is a homeless guy without work |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [Warmup]: | :D |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | and thinks hes cool |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | u know |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | everyone has a time in their lives when they've problems |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [Warmup]: | stealing nighbours wlan connection |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | i know |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [Warmup]: | sitting below bridge with laptop |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | but i wouldnt take this time playin et |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [Warmup]: | ? |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | just give it some time |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | you're a cute guy and all |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | you know |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [Warmup]: | xD |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | we'd really think much more of you |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | if you could just wait out for ipod |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | this is our farewell game too |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | plz? |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | you don't know yet |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | but i know you it in your heart |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | thanks man |
masarajaaaa :[ [Warmup]: | im dloading 1,1mbs |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | 1.7mb |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | yaya |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | oki start now or bb |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | and im serious |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | sry sebastian mate |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | i can give u a merc |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | im serious too, i really think you're great and cute and all |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [Warmup]: | we've been waitin almost 30 minutes |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | but |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [Warmup]: | so ye |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [Warmup]: | for u guys* |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | just give it a moment |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | idc |
masarajaaaa :[ [Warmup]: | PORNO-GERMANY-SCHEISSE |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | ur even doin nothing than playin et ion your life zanrk |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | tso dont care about u |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | only bout sebastian |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | that's not fair |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | but my mates in ts wanna pal with me |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | cs go |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | computer fills most things in my life |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | they just wait for me |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | delicious gaming |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | lemme think |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | your working in an office |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | he just got back |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | right? |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | cool |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Warmup]: | lets paly |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | then lets go |
masarajaaaa :[ [Warmup]: | rup |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | Rup |
[9:53]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:52]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[8:05]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[7:39]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[7:02]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[7:02]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[6:47]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:37]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:05]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:51]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[5:45]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:16]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[5:13]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[5:07]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:33]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[4:33]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 6:57 (original: 11:31) |
stray :8 [Intermission]: | wp sebastian |
FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN [Intermission]: | we all had our moments |
[9:53]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[9:53]: | FUCKSTRAY.ipodcalled a vote. |
[9:53]: | *** Match Reset! *** |
[9:53]: | Vote passed! |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Warmup]: | stray no need for tactics |
stray :8 [Warmup]: | Rup |
stray :8 [Countdown]: | did tax while beeing on toilet |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [9:01]: | that fucking catch |
stray :8 [8:12]: | zankr eng |
stray :8 [8:11]: | wtf? |
stray :8 [8:10]: | hes shit |
stray :8 [6:57]: | u gyus are dumb |
stray :8 [6:54]: | i mean znark |
[5:55]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[5:34]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[5:34]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:57]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:03 |
[4:00]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[4:00]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[4:00]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[4:00]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[4:00]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[4:00]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[4:00]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[4:00]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[4:00]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[4:00]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[4:00]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[4:00]: | FIGHT! |
[2:34]: | The Doors are opening!! |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [2:34]: | 43 fps |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [2:33]: | fuck ye |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [0:11]: | gg |
t1mmae :< [0:07]: | .d |
stray :8 [0:05]: | wp |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [0:00]: | stray |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:03) |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Intermission]: | how did u lose |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Intermission]: | to znark |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Intermission]: | djahahah |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Intermission]: | ahahah |
[Intermission]: | stray :8 disconnected |
[Intermission]: | masarajaaaa :[ disconnected |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Intermission]: | znark is shit man |
FUCKSTRAY.znark [Intermission]: | >D |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Intermission]: | ahahaha |
FUCKSTRAY.ipod [Intermission]: | ahahhaha |
[Intermission]: | FUCKSTRAY.ipod disconnected |
[Intermission]: | FORNICATESTRAY.SEBASTIAN disconnected |
[Intermission]: | FUCKSTRAY.znark disconnected |
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