French tard vs Second Massachusetts (3180 views)

fr Haribo
fr Rapk
fr Fracziij
pl Luki
pl Mirek
pl Uncle


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
30.08.12 22:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SMS| Mirek 80 kills
Killing Spree fTard Fracziij 8 frags without being killed
Accountant SMS| Mirek 94% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SMS| Mirek 26 gibs
...and stay dead! SMS| Mirek 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SMS| Mirek 64 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SMS| Uncle 18 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SMS| Luki 190 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! fTard Haribo SKILLD 322 damage per frag
What objective? izibash+lbt teamALBERT 486 XP
Red Shirt fTard Haribo SKILLD 105 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? fTard Haribo SKILLD 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore izibash+lbt teamALBERT 171 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut fTard Fracziij 5 team kills
Gingerbread man SMS| Uncle 40 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SMS| Luki7141568966023712829119555310/00/462/538/418912546
SMS| Uncle80441749216044013169112194210/01/259/4718/317812247
SMS| Mirek9446480852601291597113363910/04/164/5510/320015746
SMS| 8113202222734807106419693653710430/05/1185/5536/318913546
izibash+lbt teamALBERT7548666875111915299145222750/03/261/613/523216547
fTard Haribo SKILLD37288391057011810046146992320/01/136/721/17258140214
fTard Fracziij7044962876151811192127484890/03/259/535/1318114588
fTard 59122316727918275536537419699960/07/2156/539/13224150510
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Luki6378142210052604332800/00/013/151/3DKDKK/KXKKDKDD/D/KDDDKDK/KDDDKKDDDDK/
SMS| Uncle30737231014235133881340/00/07/191/0D//DDTKDDDKDDDKDDDDKDKDDDD/KDK/
SMS| Mirek85881720800330913251540/01/012/161/1KDKD/KK/DKDKKDKKKDK/DKDDDDKDKDDKDDDKK
SMS| 592393865100112804699671880/01/032/503/4
izibash+lbt teamALBERT15015021142005413428471080/00/020/81/1KKK/KKDKK/KXKDDKKDKKK/KKKDDDKK//KDKD
fTard Haribo SKILLD576412211012259725631100/00/112/191/0XDDDDKXDDDDDKTDKDKKDDKKD/KKDDKK/DKDD
fTard Fracziij1811472011102132362636240/00/020/72/2DTDKTDKKKDKDKDKKDKKDKDK/KKKKKKKKD
fTard 12936153464038996780462420/00/152/344/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Luki80378100014125812172790/00/16/53/0DKKKKDKK/T/DKDK/D/D
SMS| Uncle453351130031285129700/00/05/60/1D/DD/KDKKDK/DDDK
SMS| Mirek404541030031409163700/00/03/61/1DKDDD/XDK/KDK/D
SMS| 55115173160110395241512790/00/114/174/2
izibash+lbt teamALBERT14270107200117201573180/01/08/61/0KKDKDK/DDKKDKKKKD
fTard Haribo SKILLD663969200313231227180/00/04/40/2KK/KKD/D/DDDKKD
fTard Fracziij5049510000511081152220/00/05/40/1//DDKDK/DKK//DK
fTard 861582126400941513952580/01/017/141/3
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Luki899117190001533951616360/00/017/40/0K//K/K/K/KDK/K//K/K/KDK//KKK/KK/D/KD
SMS| Uncle142105271950316359118551430/00/021/39/0KK/KT/K//K//KKK//KK/K/K/K/KK/KTKDKKDKKDK/KK/TK/KK
SMS| Mirek13513227205001157393146150/01/021/115/1K/KXDKKDKK/KK/D/K/KDKDDK/DKK/KXK/KK/DKK/KKK/KXKKKD
SMS| 12232871581003421272566171940/01/059/1814/1
izibash+lbt teamALBERT3372927011432574487950/00/19/191/2DDKDKDDD/DKSKTD/K/DDDDDKDDKDDK/DDDDDK
fTard Haribo SKILLD63222900031588441500/00/02/180/8DD//DDDDKDDDDDD/DDDDDDDKDDDDDDD
fTard Fracziij2050524210017723823920/00/05/200/4DDDDDDKDDSDDXDDKKDDDDDDDKDDKDD
fTard 20154168022176617127251870/00/116/571/14

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Luki6238581012115011681400/00/04/62/0DD/TDDKK/KDKDK
SMS| Uncle8739783001970959680/00/16/61/1DKDK/XDDKDKDDKKK
SMS| Mirek116557620011591103800/00/17/40/0KKDK/KKDDDDKK
SMS| 8813219226014371131652080/00/217/163/1
izibash+lbt teamALBERT833756100194284600/00/05/40/1KDKKDDK/KDD
fTard Haribo SKILLD55235910008931450500/00/05/80/1KDKDDDDKDKKDDD
fTard Fracziij88408920041330141500/02/06/50/0/KKD/KKKK/DDKK/DD
fTard 751001824400531653711500/02/016/170/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Luki6485111720042253239300/00/09/122/1DK/DKKK//KDDKDDDDKDDDKKKD/KD
SMS| Uncle5297917100720961861180/00/05/94/1K//D//D/KKKD/KDK/KDDDDDDKK
SMS| Mirek816891120051780158000/00/09/60/0//D/DKK//DKDKDKDKKKK
SMS| 6625029455001661295834180/00/023/276/2
izibash+lbt teamALBERT6075915000522632372360/00/09/110/0/DKDK/DKDDX/KKKDDK/K/DDDK
fTard Haribo SKILLD3560617300716162126180/00/06/60/4D/K/DKDD/KDD/K/KK/D/DDD
fTard Fracziij93781415001619551631260/00/013/72/2KD/KKD/KDDDK/KK/KKTK/KDK/KDKDD
fTard 6321329473011858346129800/00/028/242/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Luki65861320200721692233760/00/313/110/0/K/K//DKK/K/DDDDDKDKDDKDKKKK/DXKDD
SMS| Uncle135941914300928761859580/01/115/43/0KK//KK/K/KK//KKKKDK/KDK/DKKK/KDKD
SMS| Mirek88761618601623612711220/02/012/123/0K/KD/DK/KK/DKDKK/KDKDDDKK/DTKDKDKKD
SMS| 962564852110122740668031560/03/440/276/0
izibash+lbt teamALBERT66821218000329832397180/02/110/130/1DDDDD//KKKDKDDKDKDKDDK/KDDKDKK
fTard Haribo SKILLD4070820000320292918360/01/07/170/2DXKD//DDDDKXDKKDKKDDDKD/DDDKDD
fTard Fracziij558510181022179120913250/01/210/101/4DTKDDDKDDKDTDDKDD/KKKDDDDKK/DK
fTard 5423730561028680374063790/04/327/401/7

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Player Chats
[10:24]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:48]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:19]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:19]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:34]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:02]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:33]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:12]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[5:12]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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[5:12]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:12]: FIGHT!
[5:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:26]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:26]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:55]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:14]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:34]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[0:34]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:25
[10:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:22]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
fTard Haribo SKILLD [10:10]: XD
[9:41]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:41]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:21]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:01]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:00]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:27]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:04]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:43]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:41]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[5:41]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:44 (original: 11:25)
SMS| Mirek [Intermission]: gg
fTard Fracziij [8:04]: hp ?
SMS| Luki [8:01]: 25
fTard Fracziij [8:00]: omg
fTard Haribo SKILLD [2:08]: :hand into the wood:
fTard Fracziij [1:10]: hit ?
SMS| Mirek [0:49]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
izibash+lbt teamALBERT [Intermission]: I still not understand why frenchies were in love for that shit map
izibash+lbt teamALBERT [Intermission]: some years ago
[9:52]: fTard Fracziijcalled a vote.
fTard Fracziij [9:47]: self kill
fTard Fracziij [9:43]: plz rly
[9:42]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
fTard Fracziij [9:36]: omg what fair oppo
izibash+lbt teamALBERT [9:07]: awesome fairplay btw
[9:05]: Allies capture the factory district!
SMS| Mirek [8:57]: your self your problem
fTard Fracziij [8:51]: stfu
izibash+lbt teamALBERT [8:43]: stop act like you from poland :{D
[8:33]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
SMS| Mirek [7:34]: :d
izibash+lbt teamALBERT [5:37]: tails
izibash+lbt teamALBERT [5:36]: :{D
fTard Haribo SKILLD [5:33]: nice
SMS| Mirek [5:18]: gg
[5:02]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:02]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:02]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:02]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:02]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:02]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:58 (original: 10:00)
izibash+lbt teamALBERT [Intermission]: gg
SMS| Mirek [Intermission]: gg
izibash+lbt teamALBERT [Intermission]: mappool?
SMS| Uncle [Intermission]: ye:D
fTard Fracziij [Warmup]: no
[10:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:26]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:25]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:19]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:13]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:13]: The Allies have activated the crane!
fTard Fracziij [4:12]: what a preshoot
[3:59]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:54]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:05
[7:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:18]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
izibash+lbt teamALBERT [6:18]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
fTard Haribo SKILLD [6:16]: :troll:
[3:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:02]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:36]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:00]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[1:57]: The Allied Truck is in position!
SMS| Mirek [1:17]: GG
[0:42]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:05)
SMS| Mirek [Intermission]: gg bb
izibash+lbt teamALBERT [Intermission]: so fucking mad
[Intermission]: fTard Haribo SKILLD disconnected
[Intermission]: izibash+lbt teamALBERT disconnected
[Intermission]: fTard Fracziij disconnected

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