i love you vs Kristen Stewart (2766 views)

au swerve
au rainbro
au skukz
au joke
au midas
au pedro
ca bN
au CIA

CyberGamer 3v3
League grading
11.09.12 13:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Kstew.bN 45 kills
Killing Spree Kstew.bN 5 frags without being killed
Accountant Kstew.bN 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ^QKstew.MiDAS 15 gibs
...and stay dead! ^QKstew.MiDAS 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Kstew.bN 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Kstew.PeDRO 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ilyRain 195 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ilyswerve 332 damage per frag
What objective? Kstew.bN 272 XP
Red Shirt ilyswerve 54 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ilyjoek 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore iLyskukz 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ^QKstew.MiDAS 2 team kills
Gingerbread man ^QKstew.MiDAS 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ilyswerve38172215461212552278362410/02/319/352/326314226
iLyskukz56184295270011736483561220/04/224/381/225416137
ilyRain4727715200413522106180/00/27/90/019314023
ily473835712115122714238182983810/06/250/93/023714825
^QKstew.MiDAS902084449150231835154993230/06/237/143/319011254
Kstew.bN11527245391001118793684471/03/341/241/119517554
Kstew.PeDRO8627137439002277255093580/02/132/213/120911855
Kstew.9675112613134036424869174363881/011/1110/217/119813554
ilyjoek24721041000831986571180/11/58/271/132016029
24721041000831986571180/11/58/271/132016029
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ilyswerve50183610028991010180/00/03/30/1DK/D/KDKD
iLyskukz10028551002914102700/00/05/30/0/KDK/DKKKD
ilyRain421237000362391600/00/03/40/0DK//K/KDDD
ily64581118200724362953180/00/011/100/1
^QKstew.MiDAS14030754004131970500/00/06/11/1K/K/KDKX/KK/K
Kstew.bN2518280012947101670/00/02/61/0/DDT/DDKDKD
Kstew.PeDRO403425100168771500/00/02/40/0D/KDDDK
Kstew.6882111850172953243670/00/010/112/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ilyswerve162516000157366200/00/11/40/0/DDDKDD
iLyskukz1164476100213981220500/03/04/40/0/KDKKDKDK/DKK
ilyRain50154820017291190180/00/24/50/0/DKKDDKDKDDD
ily61841220300427003072680/03/39/130/0
^QKstew.MiDAS42193710039491056180/02/11/30/0/D/KKK/DDD
Kstew.bN10029551000112693800/01/24/30/0KDKKDDKKDD
Kstew.PeDRO2003184000199770600/00/08/30/0/DKKDKDKKKKK
Kstew.114791616200430722700180/03/313/90/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ilyswerve357810283025283847281510/02/210/200/1DK/D/DDDKKDDKKDDDDKDK/D/KDDDDTT/DKKDDDDD
iLyskukz48711225300432893980720/01/211/190/1DDDD/DDKDDKDKDD/DDDKDKKDX/KDDK/KDKDKKD
ily4214922536029612787082230/03/421/390/2
^QKstew.MiDAS91104222460216430123243050/04/119/71/0/K///KKK/KT/K/KDK/DKD/K/KK/KK/KKD/DKDK/KDTD/K/KK
Kstew.bN147137251760064397330401/02/122/90/1K/K/KKK/DKDK/KDKKKKKDKKKDKDK/DKDDKDKKK/KDK
Kstew.PeDRO10012320206001243232750580/02/117/91/0KD/K//KKXDKKDKK/KDD/KKK/KK/DKK//KKDK//KX/D
Kstew.11336467611802341302183783631/08/358/252/1
ilyjoek1841527000422514313180/11/53/181/0DDD/KDDD/DDDDKDDKDDD/DDDKXDK/DDDD
1841527000422514313180/11/53/181/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ilyswerve5051714210412121436720/00/05/82/1DK/KDKDD/KD/SDDKDKDK/
iLyskukz314151620031763212900/00/04/121/1DKD/DDKDDKD/DKK/DDDDD
ily41921230410729753565720/00/09/203/2
^QKstew.MiDAS9255121340081782141400/00/011/31/2/DKDKD/DKDKK///K/KKKKK/K/
Kstew.bN1448813930032323158600/00/013/60/0KKKDKDK/KK/KKDK/KDDDKK
Kstew.PeDRO50837142008171892200/00/05/52/1/KDK/DDK/K////KKK/DDD
Kstew.952263236900195823392200/00/029/143/3
ilyjoek35315140004947225800/00/05/90/1DKKD/DDKK/D/DDKD/DD
35315140004947225800/00/05/90/1

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Player Chats
Kstew.bN [Warmup]: good joke
ilyjoek [Countdown]: :>
Kstew.bN [Countdown]: hf
ilyRain [Countdown]: hf
[9:04]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Kstew.PeDRO [7:28]: LOL
[7:21]: Main blast door opening!
[7:13]: Main blast door closing!
ilyRain [6:50]: gg
[6:48]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:11
Kstew.bN [Intermission]: gg
Kstew.PeDRO [Intermission]: wow my aim bad
ilyRain [Intermission]: good map that one
[0:53]: The Doors are opening!!
ilyRain [0:22]: gg
ilyjoek [0:19]: dat defuse
ilyswerve [0:18]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:11)
Kstew.bN [Intermission]: gG
iLyskukz [Intermission]: GG
iLyskukz [10:03]: FF
ilyjoek [9:50]: lawl
iLyskukz [7:15]: lol
iLyskukz [6:40]: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ilyjoek [6:21]: rofl
ilyjoek [6:20]: oi
ilyswerve [6:18]: :D
ilyswerve [6:16]: bm
Kstew.bN [6:12]: :D
[4:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:19]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
ilyjoek [4:12]: if only could aim
Kstew.bN [4:06]: :D
ilyswerve [3:26]: wont let me spawn with panzer wtf?????
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
ilyjoek [Intermission]: aw yeh
ilyjoek [Intermission]: mvp
Kstew.bN [Intermission]: agreed
Kstew.bN [Warmup]: someone didnt give kristen stewart the memo about stacking teams
ilyswerve [Warmup]: nah i have a cold an im playing with no monitor
ilyjoek [Warmup]: yer supposed to have 2 gud and 1 bad
ilyjoek [Warmup]: not 3 bads like u guiz
ilyswerve [Countdown]: hf :)
^QKstew.MiDAS [11:09]: wtf wow
^QKstew.MiDAS [11:08]: full
^QKstew.MiDAS [11:03]: first time #yolo
[10:05]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
ilyswerve [10:00]: whyyyyyyyyyyy
ilyswerve [9:59]: rofl
ilyswerve [9:54]: so bad
[9:23]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:13]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:52]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:27]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:17]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:16]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:02]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
iLyskukz [5:53]: lol
iLyskukz [5:51]: dh
Kstew.bN [5:49]: ROFL
iLyskukz [5:16]: GG
[4:30]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:29 (original: 12:00)
^QKstew.MiDAS [Intermission]: gg cu
[Intermission]: Kstew.MiDAS disconnected
Kstew.bN [Intermission]: ggs
Kstew.PeDRO [Intermission]: gg
Kstew.PeDRO [Intermission]: wp
ilyswerve [Intermission]: cyas
[Intermission]: Kstew.PeDRO disconnected
[Intermission]: Kstew.bN disconnected
ilyjoek [Warmup]: sigh

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.