Kristen Stewart vs Deep Sea Knife Fight (4373 views)

au midas
au pedro
ca bN
au CIA
au dongo
au im_constructing
au McBain

CyberGamer 3v3
23.09.12 13:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth WILSHERe 61 kills
Killing Spree bN 5 frags without being killed
Accountant WILSHERe 95% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! WILSHERe 22 gibs
...and stay dead! WILSHERe 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning WILSHERe 54 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! pedro 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pedro 199 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! aRcher 306 damage per frag
What objective? pedro 381 XP
Red Shirt aRcher 80 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? McBain 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore I'm constructing! 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut McBain 1 team kills
Gingerbread man WILSHERe 39 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
pedro823815061160026973682241690/03/039/358/119513537
WILSHERe9536861642200391162085091440/08/254/231/019013355
bN69271456312211891389376510/04/436/375/320314458
bN82102015618850218330494261093640/015/4129/3714/319613747
McBain3521623653011152309011580/00/924/420/6227139312
aRcher482973980711171153112358700/03/233/534/729615348
I'm constructing!68353426260123934891252240/03/440/360/1223147510
in5086610420716135126109304943520/06/497/364/1249146410
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pedro77517900021486107400/00/05/72/0KDKK/DKDKK/DDDKD
WILSHERe504136200411151052180/00/05/20/0KK/K//D/KDK
bN57294710011186106500/00/03/51/1K/DKDKDKDDDK
bN611211422300737873191180/00/013/143/1
McBain833856000184787800/00/05/70/1DKDKXKDD/XDKKD
aRcher754568111114211859120/00/06/51/2DDDDDSKDKDKKTK/KD
I'm constructing!66434600149231050480/00/05/30/0///KTDKDK/KD
in751261520112631913787600/00/016/151/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pedro5442611100315271600180/00/05/81/0D/K/DKDDKD/KDDKKD
WILSHERe11433872003135176400/01/07/40/0KKDK/KK/KK/DKDD
bN8531672001719117300/01/24/40/0KD/KKDDKKDKDD
bN841062025500735973537180/02/216/161/0
McBain253228101159190320/00/23/50/0DD/DTKDDKDD
aRcher9063910200116881360400/02/07/70/1DKDDDD/KKKDDKDDKKKK
I'm constructing!1166476100212581334860/00/07/50/0KDKDKDXKK//KKD
in7715918244014353735971280/02/217/170/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pedro89125171960012335829891330/03/013/61/1/KDK/KK/KK/K/KDKK/KK/DKDKKK/DD////KD
WILSHERe109118232110001537822601900/02/121/50/0K/DK/K/K/KKK/KKDK/KKDK/D/KDD/KK/K//KK/K/K/KK
bN607415252001031313350200/03/011/131/2/D/K/DKK/KKK/DK/KDDK/KDD/DDDDDKDK/KK/KDD
bN8631755651800371027189402430/08/145/242/3
McBain2674623100516093200200/00/56/120/1DKDDDDDDDDDDD/KDDKK/D/K/DDDK/
aRcher35741131200103921393100/00/08/203/1K/D/KDDDD/DKDDDDDDDKDKKDD/KK/K//K//DDDD/KD
I'm constructing!4212711261001034103140180/01/310/130/0KDDDD/DDDD/KK/KDKK///K/DK///KDKDDDDKD
in34275288040025894010271380/01/824/453/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pedro607361030041368107700/00/04/72/0/K/DDD/XDKKK/KDDK
WILSHERe109801211300718451515360/02/110/30/0K///DDKKK/K/K/KKK/DKDKK
bN6636812421216711492310/00/18/81/0DKKSK/DDDDKTDDKKS/KKDD
bN78189263310211348844084670/02/222/183/0
McBain27173110002860159700/00/13/70/1/DDKKD/DDDDKDD
aRcher3337412000217492029180/00/04/90/1DD//DDKDDDKDKKDD
I'm constructing!100431212300514751258540/02/110/50/1K/DKK/KKKK/K/DK/KDDDDKKD
in53971935300940844884720/02/217/210/3
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pedro13349863004757475180/00/07/21/0KDK/K/KDKK/KK/
WILSHERe333541230051646150500/01/03/70/0//DKDKD/D/KDDK/D
bN75406810041316143300/00/06/40/0KKK//DDDK/KD/K
bN8012418267001337193413180/01/016/131/0
McBain66254600006001107360/00/14/40/1DDKDKDKKDD
aRcher44334910031382120100/00/04/60/0K/D/DDK/DKDKD
I'm constructing!62465810021431141100/00/05/60/0DD/K/KKDKDDKD
in571041323200534133719360/00/113/160/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pedro100416630011240100900/00/05/51/0/KDKDKDDKDKK
WILSHERe1576111720051881107200/02/08/21/0/KKK/DK/KK/KK/DKKK
bN15061642000111586300/00/14/32/0DDKDKKKKKD
bN136163231770064236294400/02/117/104/0
McBain27303111002723132600/00/03/70/2D/D/KDKDDKDDDD
aRcher504551010001370197800/01/24/60/2KDDKKKDKDDDDDDD
I'm constructing!7530340000851932180/00/03/40/0DKKDDKD
in511051125200229444236180/01/210/170/4

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Player Chats
WILSHERe [Warmup]: fop
pedro [Warmup]: dont want hammer packing like a bitch
pedro [Countdown]: start round
pedro [Countdown]: meet in middle
WILSHERe [Countdown]: inb4 mcbains a medic
aRcher [11:44]: hammerkrook
aRcher [11:42]: fell down
[11:38]: WILSHERecalled a vote.
pedro [11:37]: here
aRcher [11:37]: ?_?
[11:34]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
aRcher [11:30]: wtf
aRcher [11:27]: cheater
[11:26]: pedrocalled a vote.
aRcher [11:23]: candian
[11:23]: Vote passed!
[11:23]: *** Level Restarted! ***
bN [Warmup]: lol
WILSHERe [Warmup]: we arent on vent
WILSHERe [Warmup]: sorry
bN [Warmup]: dongo throwing games
pedro [Warmup]: come middle
aRcher [Warmup]: w.t.f.
pedro [Warmup]: and someone throw nade
WILSHERe [11:27]: WTF?
aRcher [11:26]: ROFL
I'm constructing! [11:26]: wat
aRcher [11:25]: ok
aRcher [11:24]: you iwn
WILSHERe [11:24]: are u srs?
McBain [11:15]: hahaha
[11:13]: aRchercalled a vote.
[11:11]: Vote passed!
[11:11]: *** Match Reset! ***
aRcher [Warmup]: pick side
WILSHERe [Warmup]: fucking stupid cunt hammerkrook
WILSHERe [Warmup]: is this ur map?
WILSHERe [Warmup]: 6o6 config btw
aRcher [Warmup]: ye
WILSHERe [Warmup]: can i rifle
aRcher [Countdown]: no rnade
WILSHERe [Countdown]: r u srs
pedro [Countdown]: we playing now
WILSHERe [Countdown]: wow
I'm constructing! [Countdown]: banged mouse on the table too hard :<
WILSHERe [Countdown]: gl hf
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:02]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:01]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
WILSHERe [10:58]: ROFL
WILSHERe [10:56]: nice unht
aRcher [10:53]: mcbain!
[10:37]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:36]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:36]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
pedro [9:09]: lol
pedro [9:07]: that nade
[8:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:50]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:53]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:53]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:06
aRcher [Intermission]: this game is hard
aRcher [Intermission]: lets go play hon
pedro [Intermission]: this mcbain guy
WILSHERe [Intermission]: i cant believe how stupid pedro is
McBain [Intermission]: hi pedro
pedro [Warmup]: ???
McBain [4:35]: don't gib
[3:53]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:35]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
McBain [2:42]: sif no goombah
McBain [2:40]: fgt
[2:13]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:13]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:04]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
aRcher [1:12]: ok
[1:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:56]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:44]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
WILSHERe [0:42]: WAT
[0:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
WILSHERe [0:19]: wow
WILSHERe [0:18]: pedro
WILSHERe [0:17]: lmao
[0:12]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:12]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:53 (original: 5:06)
aRcher [Intermission]: LOL
WILSHERe [Intermission]: ROFL
aRcher [Intermission]: HAHAHA
aRcher [Intermission]: HAHAHAHA
McBain [Intermission]: OH YEAH
aRcher [Intermission]: PRAC ALL DAY
WILSHERe [Intermission]: LOL
aRcher [Intermission]: GET CANADIAN IMPORT
bN [Intermission]: :DDDDDDD
aRcher [Intermission]: STILL LOSE
WILSHERe [Intermission]: THIS PEDRO CUNT
aRcher [Intermission]: ROFL
aRcher [Intermission]: ROFL
aRcher [Intermission]: ROFL
WILSHERe [Intermission]: IM SO MAD
WILSHERe [Intermission]: OMG
WILSHERe [Warmup]: mcbain is better than pedro
WILSHERe [Warmup]: rup
McBain [Warmup]: pedro is my inspiration
bN [Warmup]: rupPzpPZp
aRcher [Countdown]: hf
McBain [Countdown]: gl
WILSHERe [Countdown]: framgovie that doc run
aRcher [Countdown]: except anim
aRcher [Countdown]: silly milkbag guy
bN [Countdown]: fU
[14:35]: bNcalled a vote.
WILSHERe [14:30]: ffs
[14:27]: Vote passed!
WILSHERe [11:26]: i was voting
WILSHERe [11:25]: u cunt
aRcher [11:18]: rofl, i was ting ting tinging
aRcher [11:16]: get hands
aRcher [11:16]: get hands
aRcher [11:16]: get hands
McBain [10:46]: rofl
WILSHERe [10:25]: rof
WILSHERe [7:20]: rofl
WILSHERe [7:14]: ONGO MPTIHC?
aRcher [6:30]: is this
aRcher [6:28]: insta prone
aRcher [6:15]: wait
aRcher [6:13]: no prone delay
aRcher [6:09]: are you kidding me
WILSHERe [6:06]: STFU
McBain [5:37]: lol
McBain [5:27]: nice hedphones pedro
[4:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
WILSHERe [4:24]: pedro
WILSHERe [4:22]: is so fucking shit
aRcher [4:18]: dickheads down
[4:05]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:28]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:26]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:15]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
pedro [0:10]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
WILSHERe [Warmup]: ffs only death was afk dongo..
aRcher [Countdown]: 11-31 i'm hella good yo
WILSHERe [Countdown]: prac bio
WILSHERe [Countdown]: noob
I'm constructing! [11:53]: nbs m8
McBain [11:39]: restart\
McBain [11:36]: idets
aRcher [11:34]: mcbain stronk
[11:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
aRcher [10:54]: enjoy
[10:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
pedro [10:31]: wow
[10:27]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
WILSHERe [10:05]: thnx 4 cp noobs
WILSHERe [10:03]: rofl
WILSHERe [9:45]: LOLK
McBain [9:19]: oops
[9:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
WILSHERe [8:21]: LOL
[7:53]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:49]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:48]: The Allies have activated the crane!
pedro [7:44]: this pedro guy
aRcher [7:40]: you guys flat maps only anyway
WILSHERe [7:36]: wTF
WILSHERe [7:35]: DUDE
[7:35]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
McBain [7:34]: loool
WILSHERe [7:33]: uiu MPITHCING
aRcher [6:35]: mcbain
aRcher [6:33]: shuts down anim
[6:03]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:56 (original: 12:00)
aRcher [Intermission]: gg
McBain [Intermission]: sif finish wenches
WILSHERe [Intermission]: fuck man
WILSHERe [Intermission]: cannot believe we lost ...
pedro [9:01]: hi
[8:46]: The Doors are opening!!
WILSHERe [8:39]: rofl
McBain [8:34]: geezus
[8:23]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
McBain [8:22]: nice anti-hit prone script
[5:15]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:44
McBain [Intermission]: nice k/d midas
WILSHERe [Intermission]: stop talking to me kid
aRcher [Warmup]: midas: first positive, heavy ego
WILSHERe [Warmup]: i cant believe pedro
WILSHERe [Warmup]: srsly
aRcher [Countdown]: this is
WILSHERe [Countdown]: stfu
aRcher [Countdown]: proneonprone not 3on3
[3:53]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:31]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
aRcher [2:17]: wtf
aRcher [2:15]: slow pokes
[1:01]: Main blast door opening!
[0:26]: Main blast door closing!
aRcher [0:03]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:44)
bN [Intermission]: ggz
pedro [Intermission]: GG
WILSHERe [Intermission]: FUCK YEH!!
WILSHERe [Intermission]: gg boys
WILSHERe [Intermission]: wp on deliv
WILSHERe [Intermission]: xo
[Intermission]: WILSHERe disconnected
[Intermission]: aRcher disconnected
[Intermission]: pedro disconnected
McBain [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: bN disconnected

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  • Server crash / restart
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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.