cock and balls torture vs in game (2307 views)
10.10.12 02:45 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | cabt hiRooo | 90 kills |
Killing Spree | ingaMeyouseF | 9 frags without being killed |
Accountant | cabt hiRooo | 96% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | cabt jMz | 21 gibs |
...and stay dead! | cabt jMz | 40% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | cabt hiRooo | 83 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | ingaMeVAPOR X_o | 8 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | cabt jMz | 188 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | ingaMeyouseF | 241 damage per frag |
What objective? | cabt hiRooo | 602 XP |
Red Shirt | ingaMeVAPOR X_o | 105 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | ingaMeVAPOR X_o | 11 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | ingaMeyouseF | 166 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | ingaMeSwiteeeeeeerRr no h | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | ingaMeVAPOR X_o | 39 /kills |
» View plaintext endround stats
cabt fARHANN Yo [Warmup]: | swif |
cabt fARHANN Yo [Warmup]: | rup |
ingaMeyouseF [Countdown]: | PumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumba |
ingaMeyouseF [Countdown]: | 300 ping arg |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Countdown]: | BRASIL PAIS Tropical (8) |
[Countdown]: | Vote passed! |
ingaMeyouseF [10:57]: | wp |
[10:54]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[10:38]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:38]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[9:38]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
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[9:38]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:38]: | FIGHT! |
[9:36]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[9:31]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
ingaMeyouseF [9:26]: | 6-0 efficience 100 lmfao |
[9:05]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [8:26]: | puta la mierda |
[7:33]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[6:54]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
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[6:54]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:54]: | FIGHT! |
[1:03]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:02]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[0:49]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
ingaMeSwiteeeeeeerRr no h [0:28]: | LOL |
ingaMeyouseF [0:23]: | unbeliave match |
ingaMeyouseF [Intermission]: | MATES ARE MORE RETARDED THEN MR BEAN |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
cabt fARHANN Yo [Intermission]: | rup |
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: | PumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumba |
cabt fARHANN Yo [Warmup]: | LEGGO |
[11:19]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:57]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[10:51]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:36]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[10:22]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:26]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:24]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:35]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:20]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[4:38]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
ingaMeyouseF [4:18]: | fodase |
ingaMeyouseF [4:17]: | lixos |
ingaMeyouseF [4:15]: | do caralho |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [4:14]: | carai |
[4:09]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:08]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[3:55]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [3:20]: | brasil pais tropical (8) |
[2:35]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:24 (original: 12:00) |
cabt fARHANN Yo [Intermission]: | wp |
cabt jMz [Intermission]: | wp |
cabt fARHANN Yo [Countdown]: | hf |
[8:18]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[7:26]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:26]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[7:26]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[7:26]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[7:26]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
cabt jMz [7:26]: | wow |
cabt jMz [7:26]: | hallo |
cabt jMz [7:26]: | kankerspel |
cabt jMz [7:25]: | leggo |
cabt hiRooo [7:26]: | :> |
[7:26]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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[7:26]: | FIGHT! |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [5:33]: | :D! |
[3:58]: | Main blast door opening! |
[3:36]: | Main blast door closing! |
ingaMeyouseF [3:34]: | gg |
[3:32]: | Main blast door opening! |
[3:24]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 6:35 |
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: | PumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumba |
cabt fARHANN Yo [Warmup]: | LEGGO |
[6:02]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
cabt jMz [6:01]: | waddup |
ingaMeyouseF [6:02]: | calm down boss |
ingaMeyouseF [6:02]: | hes on the phone |
[6:02]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
cabt jMz [6:02]: | :D |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [6:02]: | keep calm |
[6:02]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [6:02]: | brasil pais tropical (8) - xuxa |
ingaMeyouseF [6:01]: | dat king is killing me |
ingaMeyouseF [6:01]: | 100 more then usual |
ingaMeyouseF [6:02]: | lol.. |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [6:02]: | :D! |
[6:02]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
ingaMeyouseF [6:02]: | perder pra lows como esses caras vai ser tenso |
[6:02]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
cabt fARHANN Yo [6:02]: | need sleep!! |
cabt fARHANN Yo [6:01]: | UNP |
ingaMeyouseF [6:01]: | fica a dica |
ingaMeyouseF [6:01]: | what if we win this one |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [6:02]: | rematch after this |
ingaMeyouseF [6:01]: | ? |
[6:02]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
cabt fARHANN Yo [6:01]: | omg |
cabt jMz [6:01]: | you wont |
cabt jMz [6:02]: | :D |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [6:02]: | :D! |
cabt fARHANN Yo [6:02]: | then we r fucked |
ingaMeyouseF [6:01]: | kkk |
[6:02]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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ingaMeVAPOR X_o [6:01]: | PARA DE FALA |
[6:02]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
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[6:02]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:02]: | FIGHT! |
[4:57]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[4:44]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[4:44]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:58]: | Main blast door opening! |
[3:43]: | Main blast door closing! |
[3:35]: | Main blast door opening! |
[3:11]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:24 (original: 6:35) |
cabt jMz [Intermission]: | we fucked |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | WE WONT |
ingaMeyouseF [Intermission]: | SUCK IT |
cabt jMz [Intermission]: | :D |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | ??????????????????????? |
ingaMeyouseF [Intermission]: | HATERS |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | I LOVE |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | THIS |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | SWITER |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | VIVA |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | LAS |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | FAVELAS |
ingaMeyouseF [Intermission]: | xDDDDDDDDDD |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | on |
ingaMeSwiteeeeeeerRr no h [Intermission]: | xd |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | CHILE |
[Countdown]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:15]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[11:04]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [10:46]: | :D! |
ingaMeyouseF [9:21]: | the kid is gud on corner map xD |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [9:19]: | :D! |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [8:18]: | SWITER |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [8:00]: | KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK |
cabt fARHANN Yo [7:47]: | dead before i see |
[7:37]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[7:37]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[7:19]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:59]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:54]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:44]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[6:37]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:15]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:52]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [5:40]: | :D! |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [5:39]: | :D! |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [5:39]: | :D! |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [5:28]: | lawl |
[5:10]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:58]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:51]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:36]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:35]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:19]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:16]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:04]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [3:59]: | :RAXEI: |
[3:56]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:43]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:37]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:34]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
ingaMeyouseF [3:24]: | NO HITS |
ingaMeyouseF [3:22]: | omfg |
[3:13]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[2:57]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[2:19]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [2:19]: | 1 sec |
[2:19]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
cabt fARHANN Yo [2:19]: | SLEEP! |
[2:19]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
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[2:19]: | FIGHT! |
[2:10]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
ingaMeyouseF [1:47]: | amazing |
[1:16]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
cabt fARHANN Yo [1:12]: | :D |
[0:49]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
ingaMeyouseF [0:35]: | boa champz |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [0:29]: | to mais raxando |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [0:28]: | do q jogando |
ingaMeyouseF [0:23]: | claro claro |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [0:23]: | brb |
ingaMeSwiteeeeeeerRr no h [0:21]: | callate shock ctm |
[0:11]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | CARA |
cabt jMz [Intermission]: | so i just camped |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | MEU PAI TAVA DO LADO |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | QND TU FALA |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | DO PAPAIZNHO |
ingaMeVAPOR X_o [Intermission]: | EU TE ODEIO MLK |
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: | e mad |
ingaMeyouseF [Warmup]: | PumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumba |
cabt fARHANN Yo [Warmup]: | LEGGO |
[Countdown]: | Vote passed! |
[11:37]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:14]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
ingaMeSwiteeeeeeerRr no h [10:05]: | rlly |
ingaMeSwiteeeeeeerRr no h [10:00]: | fuking ettv |
ingaMeyouseF [9:46]: | u suck kid |
[8:06]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[8:06]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
ingaMeyouseF [8:02]: | cara |
[8:02]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
ingaMeyouseF [8:02]: | vcs |
ingaMeyouseF [8:01]: | sao |
ingaMeyouseF [7:59]: | mt ruim |
ingaMeyouseF [7:57]: | nao e pouco nao e mt |
[7:55]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
ingaMeyouseF [7:43]: | olha vcs |
ingaMeyouseF [7:41]: | vergonha |
[7:39]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[7:33]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:27]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[7:16]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:54]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:51]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:44]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:47]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:42]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[5:35]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:33]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:37]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:19]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:13]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:52]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
cabt fARHANN Yo [3:52]: | ffs |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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[3:52]: | FIGHT! |
[3:40]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[3:40]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:19 (original: 12:00) |
[Intermission]: | ingaMeyouseF disconnected |
cabt hiRooo [Intermission]: | gg |
cabt jMz [Intermission]: | wp:) |
[Intermission]: | ingaMeSwiteeeeeeerRr no h disconnected |
cabt fARHANN Yo [Intermission]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | cabt jMz disconnected |
[Intermission]: | cabt fARHANN Yo disconnected |
[Intermission]: | cabt hiRooo disconnected |
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