cock and balls torture vs noPulse (3085 views)
16.10.12 14:15 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | no'PLS GiZmOoO | 101 kills |
Killing Spree | cabt ironic LEGGO | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | no'PLS GiZmOoO | 117% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | no'PLS GiZmOoO | 26 gibs |
...and stay dead! | no'PLS/<nocker | 42% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | no'PLS GiZmOoO | 88 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | cabt eraz | 9 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | no'PLS/<nocker | 145 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | no'PLS/Leonidasss | 239 damage per frag |
What objective? | no'PLS GiZmOoO | 700 XP |
Red Shirt | no'PLS/<nocker | 97 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | no'PLS/<nocker | 12 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | cabt ironic LEGGO | 196 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | cabt eraz | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | no'PLS/Leonidasss | 28 /kills |
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[11:26]: | low+max connected |
[11:25]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:22]: | Axis team locked from spectators by cabt jMz zLoLoL |
cabt jMz zLoLoL [11:21]: | the fuck |
[11:19]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:13]: | no'PLS/Fragnon disconnected |
[10:39]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:59]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[9:53]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:52]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:45]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:16]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:11]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [7:18]: | wat |
[6:33]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:37]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
cabt eraz [2:57]: | plz |
[2:29]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[1:40]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:39]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[1:26]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [1:19]: | wtf maat |
cabt ironic LEGGO [0:36]: | UNHIT PIECE OF CANCER |
[0:23]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:36 |
cabt eraz [Intermission]: | wp |
cabt ironic LEGGO [Warmup]: | IMMA MERC YA BLAD' |
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:14]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:13]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:13]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:13]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:13]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:13]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:13]: | :D |
[9:16]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:53]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:36]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:37]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:11]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:00]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[4:30]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[3:34]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[3:09]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[3:07]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:54]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [1:41]: | oke man |
no'PLS/<nocker [0:28]: | fucking wife talking ffs |
[0:27]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 11:09 (original: 11:36) |
cabt eraz [Intermission]: | ^^ |
cabt ironic LEGGO [Intermission]: | :D |
cabt eraz [Intermission]: | wp |
no'PLS/<nocker [Intermission]: | whore |
cabt ironic LEGGO [Intermission]: | give her that D |
cabt eraz [Countdown]: | hf |
cabt ironic LEGGO [Countdown]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:20]: | :D |
[10:37]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:46]: | leo |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:44]: | wtf? |
cabt jMz zLoLoL [8:37]: | :D:D:DD: |
no'PLS/Leonidasss [8:35]: | ik hoorde je valle man |
cabt ironic LEGGO [7:43]: | krijg toch kanker met deze map dan |
[7:08]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[7:08]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[7:06]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:04]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:21]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[6:21]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:19]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [5:57]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [5:56]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [5:56]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [5:56]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [5:56]: | :D |
[5:43]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [4:50]: | :_DDDDDDDDD |
[4:24]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[4:24]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:09]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [3:20]: | giz |
cabt jMz zLoLoL [3:19]: | HAHAHA |
cabt ironic LEGGO [3:18]: | XD |
cabt ironic LEGGO [3:12]: | nu mag je toch echt oprotten |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [2:50]: | daar kijk je toch altijd komop zeg |
cabt ironic LEGGO [2:46]: | jij wel he |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [2:39]: | tegen hoekjescampers wel ja |
cabt ironic LEGGO [2:28]: | zegt er een ietsh ah |
[1:13]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:11]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:09]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[1:06]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[0:21]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
cabt eraz [0:17]: | how retard |
cabt eraz [0:14]: | you we r camper |
cabt eraz [0:10]: | and* |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
cabt ironic LEGGO [Warmup]: | IMMA MERC YA BLAD' |
[11:14]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[10:22]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:14]: | smart |
[8:13]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[8:13]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[8:11]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:10]: | fucking raping bitches |
[8:10]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:56]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[7:51]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[7:50]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [6:39]: | gg wp |
cabt ironic LEGGO [6:38]: | great map |
[6:37]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:31]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[6:31]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 5:28 (original: 12:00) |
cabt eraz [Intermission]: | xD |
cabt eraz [Intermission]: | true |
cabt jMz zLoLoL [Intermission]: | tails |
cabt ironic LEGGO [11:35]: | .... |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:49]: | serieus gast |
[7:17]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[7:14]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[6:59]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:28]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[6:06]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[5:58]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:49]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:31]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [4:16]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [4:16]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [4:15]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [4:15]: | :D |
[4:12]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[4:05]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
cabt eraz [3:26]: | OK |
cabt eraz [3:25]: | SURE |
cabt eraz [3:21]: | i can believe |
[3:19]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[1:47]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[0:48]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:11 |
cabt ironic LEGGO [Warmup]: | IMMA MERC YA BLAD' |
cabt eraz [10:54]: | k |
[10:20]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[10:17]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[10:03]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[9:53]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[9:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:39]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[8:18]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[8:00]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
cabt eraz [8:00]: | phone |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: | gizmo, jij gata toch lan met tbs? |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: | ja man |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: | :D |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: | :D |
no'PLS/Leonidasss [8:00]: | lekker zo een map met 50 fps |
no'PLS/Leonidasss [8:00]: | toplaptop |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: | balen man |
no'PLS/Leonidasss [8:00]: | dat kan je wel zegge |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
no'PLS/Leonidasss [8:00]: | live star wars action |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: | ik moet godverdomme 3 uur reizen om er te komen omdat ze aan t spoor werken -_- |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: | ja kk zooi ik moet 5 voor 6 op |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: | XD |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: | LOL |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: | om op tijd te komen |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: | wie verzint dat |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: | 9 uur spelen |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: | wtf |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: | heb ik ff mazzel dat ik er pas om 1 uur hoef te zijn |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: | kan pas vanaf 3 in t hotel he |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: | ofja, ik iig |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: | o ja ik weet daar eig niks van, woo regelt alles |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [8:00]: | xd |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
cabt ironic LEGGO [8:00]: | :D |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[8:00]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[8:00]: | FIGHT! |
cabt jMz zLoLoL [7:54]: | srslyt |
cabt jMz zLoLoL [7:51]: | kankerop gap |
cabt eraz [7:39]: | stop it gizmo |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [7:24]: | kijk maar terug |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [7:22]: | als je niet gelooft |
cabt ironic LEGGO [6:56]: | :D |
no'PLS/Leonidasss [5:44]: | gg |
[5:32]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [4:40]: | gg |
cabt ironic LEGGO [4:30]: | some intense shit |
cabt eraz [3:58]: | k |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [3:58]: | "D |
[3:52]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 7:19 (original: 11:11) |
cabt ironic LEGGO [Intermission]: | gg wp |
cabt ironic LEGGO [Intermission]: | culan |
cabt eraz [Intermission]: | GIZMO you made some crazy smg frags |
cabt jMz zLoLoL [Intermission]: | gg wp |
no'PLS/<nocker [Intermission]: | fcking GR |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [Intermission]: | ye |
cabt ironic LEGGO [Intermission]: | most frags=skill |
no'PLS GiZmOoO [Intermission]: | klopt |
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