cock and balls torture vs noPulse (2717 views)
18.10.12 19:45 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | cabt Sinnu | 82 kills |
Killing Spree | cabt Sinnu | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | cabt Sinnu | 87% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | no'PLSpannari | 20 gibs |
...and stay dead! | no'PLS Lsk | 29% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | cabt Sinnu | 69 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | cabt Sinnu | 9 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | no'PLs fraG | 186 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | no'PLSpannari | 239 damage per frag |
What objective? | cabt Sinnu | 485 XP |
Red Shirt | cabt xarQi | 107 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | cabt xarQi | 13 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | cabt jMz | 181 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | cabt jMz | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | no'PLSpannari | 32 /kills |
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cabt jMz [Warmup]: | rup |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | fragnon and lsk |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | rup |
no'PLSpannari [Countdown]: | gl hf |
cabt jMz [Countdown]: | u 2 m8 |
[9:40]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:32]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
cabt Sinnu [7:55]: | :D:D |
[6:54]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:48]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:47]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:40]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:39]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
cabt jMz [6:23]: | you guys allow a spec? |
no'PLS Lsk [6:19]: | nah |
cabt jMz [6:17]: | just speclock |
cabt jMz [6:16]: | :| |
no'PLS Lsk [6:12]: | he can use gtv |
no'PLSpannari [6:10]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
cabt jMz [6:05]: | he is lw noob he dont know how |
cabt jMz [6:04]: | :D |
[6:03]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
cabt Sinnu [6:02]: | its 5min behind |
cabt Sinnu [6:01]: | gtv |
[6:01]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
no'PLs fraG [5:59]: | .. |
cabt jMz [5:53]: | you allow or not |
no'PLS Lsk [5:51]: | no |
[5:51]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cabt jMz [5:49]: | oki |
[4:30]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[4:07]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:55]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[2:48]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[2:23]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
no'PLS Lsk [1:04]: | gg |
[0:31]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[0:27]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[0:26]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
no'PLs fraG [0:21]: | gg |
[0:13]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | wd |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | cabt |
[11:12]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:10]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:57]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[10:46]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:08]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:53]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:28]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[9:27]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:21]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[8:34]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[7:23]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[6:40]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[6:39]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[6:26]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
no'PLSpannari [2:10]: | :d:d |
no'PLS Lsk [2:08]: | gg |
no'PLs fraG [2:06]: | no |
no'PLs fraG [2:05]: | gg |
[1:26]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 10:33 (original: 12:00) |
cabt jMz [Intermission]: | gigi |
no'PLSpannari [Warmup]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLSpannari [Warmup]: | [13:47] <@Vanhaomena> = ollaan jo havitty |
no'PLSpannari [Warmup]: | [13:46] <@Vanhaomena> vihuilla on pannari |
[11:13]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[10:49]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:42]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[10:35]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:04]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[10:04]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[10:03]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[9:55]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[9:52]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:41]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[9:31]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
cabt Sinnu [9:17]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[8:44]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[8:17]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
no'PLSpannari [8:14]: | :D |
[7:57]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
cabt Sinnu [7:55]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [7:55]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[7:53]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[7:42]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[7:33]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:15]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:07]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:11]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:06]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:02]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:57]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:47]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:33]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:14]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:00]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[4:00]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:59 |
no'PLSpannari [Intermission]: | wp |
no'PLs fraG [Intermission]: | WP |
cabt jMz [Intermission]: | gigi |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | rup |
[7:14]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[7:10]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
cabt Sinnu [6:46]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[6:06]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
cabt Sinnu [6:05]: | im brb |
cabt Sinnu [6:06]: | smth to eat |
cabt Sinnu [6:06]: | dont iunpause |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
no'PLSpannari [6:05]: | wat |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
no'PLs fraG [6:05]: | gay laggs :( |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
cabt xarQi [6:06]: | shoutout unpure |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
no'PLS Lsk [6:05]: | fat estonian :( |
no'PLSpannari [6:05]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
no'PLs fraG [6:06]: | so? |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
cabt Sinnu [6:06]: | back |
cabt Sinnu [6:05]: | sup |
no'PLs fraG [6:05]: | its ok for me |
no'PLSpannari [6:06]: | unpause |
[6:05]: | Match resuming in 15 seconds! |
[6:06]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[6:06]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
cabt Sinnu [6:06]: | oke |
[6:06]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[6:06]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
cabt Sinnu [6:05]: | unpause |
[6:06]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[6:06]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:06]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[6:06]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[6:06]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:06]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:06]: | FIGHT! |
[4:10]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[4:10]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[4:08]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:58]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[3:49]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:32]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
cabt Sinnu [3:30]: | man |
cabt Sinnu [3:28]: | thats not fair |
cabt Sinnu [3:26]: | dont hide :D |
[3:19]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
cabt Sinnu [3:17]: | im allready confused |
cabt Sinnu [3:15]: | whats going pon |
[3:08]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:02]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[2:33]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[2:29]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:59]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:56]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[1:56]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 6:03 (original: 7:59) |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | sorry :D |
no'PLs fraG [Intermission]: | lol |
no'PLs fraG [Intermission]: | that fail door |
no'PLs fraG [Intermission]: | :D |
no'PLS Lsk [Intermission]: | :DD |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | so take grush? |
no'PLSpannari [Warmup]: | no iam too good at it |
no'PLSpannari [Warmup]: | ^^ |
no'PLs fraG [Warmup]: | wud be no competition |
no'PLs fraG [Countdown]: | just to make it fair |
no'PLs fraG [Countdown]: | :P |
no'PLs fraG [9:10]: | lol |
no'PLS Lsk [9:08]: | ^^ |
[9:07]: | The Doors are opening!! |
cabt Sinnu [9:06]: | _:D |
no'PLs fraG [9:03]: | i tell them i gib u |
no'PLSpannari [9:00]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLS Lsk [8:53]: | never trust indians |
no'PLS Lsk [8:51]: | xD |
[8:02]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[8:02]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
no'PLSpannari [6:29]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
[4:17]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
cabt Sinnu [4:12]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLSpannari [4:08]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLSpannari [4:08]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLSpannari [4:08]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLSpannari [4:08]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [4:06]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLSpannari [4:05]: | fuck you homo |
cabt Sinnu [4:03]: | :D:D:D |
cabt Sinnu [4:02]: | whgy |
cabt Sinnu [4:01]: | :D:D |
cabt Sinnu [3:00]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLSpannari [2:55]: | :dD |
cabt Sinnu [2:25]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [2:24]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [2:24]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [2:24]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [2:24]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt jMz [2:10]: | :dddDd |
no'PLSpannari [2:09]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLSpannari [2:09]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLSpannari [2:09]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [2:09]: | _D |
cabt Sinnu [1:50]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [1:50]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [1:50]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLs fraG [1:42]: | u make me depressed in my first offi |
[1:21]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:38 |
no'PLSpannari [Intermission]: | wohoo |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | :D:D:D: |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | :D:D:DDD |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | :D |
no'PLs fraG [Intermission]: | fu sinnu :D |
no'PLSpannari [Warmup]: | bullshit |
no'PLSpannari [Warmup]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | :D |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | .D:D:D |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | D:D:DD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | :D:D |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | sec :D |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | HE NOW ONLY RAMBO |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | ;D:;D:D |
no'PLs fraG [Warmup]: | good enough for me :) |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | :D: |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | OMG :D |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | stop |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | :D |
no'PLs fraG [Warmup]: | sinnu is allstar player man |
no'PLs fraG [Warmup]: | not fair |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | :D:D:D:D:D:D:D |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | the fuck i am :D |
no'PLs fraG [Warmup]: | xDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | casual low+ |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | xDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLSpannari [Warmup]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
no'PLs fraG [Warmup]: | troll |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | troll :D:D:D |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | :D |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | if he is allstar player then i am official superstar |
cabt Sinnu [Countdown]: | low- :D |
no'PLs fraG [Countdown]: | give me autograph after |
cabt Sinnu [Countdown]: | to clean your ass with it?:D |
cabt Sinnu [Countdown]: | :D |
cabt jMz [8:36]: | xDDDDDDDDDDDd |
cabt Sinnu [7:53]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [7:53]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [7:52]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [7:32]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[7:25]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
cabt Sinnu [7:25]: | wait :D:D:D |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
cabt Sinnu [7:25]: | oke :D |
cabt Sinnu [7:25]: | erady? |
cabt Sinnu [7:25]: | ready |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[7:25]: | FIGHT! |
cabt Sinnu [6:23]: | :D:D |
no'PLs fraG [5:23]: | how dead brain i m |
[4:53]: | The Doors are opening!! |
no'PLs fraG [4:34]: | that spot |
[4:32]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[4:32]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cabt Sinnu [4:03]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [4:03]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [4:03]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [4:03]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [4:02]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [4:01]: | :D |
cabt Sinnu [3:55]: | :D |
cabt Sinnu [3:18]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[2:57]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 5:40 (original: 8:38) |
no'PLs fraG [Intermission]: | nie run |
no'PLs fraG [Intermission]: | nice |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | :D |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | :D:D |
no'PLSpannari [Intermission]: | gegegege |
no'PLs fraG [Intermission]: | gg wp guys |
cabt xarQi [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | cabt xarQi disconnected |
cabt jMz [Intermission]: | gigi |
no'PLS Lsk [Intermission]: | gg |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | g to the g |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | :D |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | :DDD |
no'PLs fraG [Intermission]: | g to g sinnu |
no'PLSpannari [Intermission]: | fu |
no'PLs fraG [Warmup]: | allstar |
no'PLs fraG [Warmup]: | xD |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | :D |
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