cock and balls torture vs in game (3018 views)
18.10.12 21:45 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | cabt Sinnu | 43 kills |
Killing Spree | ingaMe olavoL | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | ingaMe youseF | 86% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | ingaMe youseF | 7 gibs |
...and stay dead! | ingaMe youseF | 18% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | cabt Sinnu | 36 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | ingaMe vAPOR | 6 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | cabt Sinnu | 180 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | cabt darius | 263 damage per frag |
What objective? | cabt Sinnu | 257 XP |
Red Shirt | cabt Sinnu | 55 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | cabt Sinnu | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | cabt darius | 159 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | cabt jMz | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | cabt Sinnu | 21 /kills |
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cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | :D |
ingaMe olavoL [Warmup]: | what did u smoke |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | yo |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | :D |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | LOL :DD |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | STOP :D |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | he smoked some cigarettes |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | NOW :D |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | not more |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | please |
ingaMe vAPOR [Warmup]: | COCA <3 |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | stop :D |
cabt eraz [Warmup]: | some fun ciagarette |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | boys |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | stop talking to him |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | otherwise we lose |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | :D:D:D:D |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | he will laugh only then.. |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | dont :D |
cabt jMz [Warmup]: | :DDD |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | stop lol :D |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | STAAHP :DDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | PG |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | OMG |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | i cant speak on ts |
cabt eraz [Warmup]: | thats why his gf name is marie jeanne |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | sec :D |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | ;:D |
cabt eraz [Countdown]: | hf guys |
ingaMe youseF [Countdown]: | PumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumba |
cabt Sinnu [Countdown]: | funz D: |
cabt Sinnu [Countdown]: | :D:D:D |
cabt Sinnu [Countdown]: | :D |
cabt Sinnu [11:11]: | _:D |
cabt Sinnu [10:38]: | :D |
cabt Sinnu [10:30]: | :D |
cabt Sinnu [9:34]: | .D:D |
[9:13]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:07]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
cabt Sinnu [8:58]: | _:D_D |
cabt Sinnu [8:56]: | LÖOL :D |
cabt Sinnu [8:24]: | LOL |
cabt Sinnu [8:20]: | HAHAHA _:D |
cabt Sinnu [8:13]: | :D:D |
cabt Sinnu [8:11]: | stop :D |
cabt Sinnu [8:10]: | dont :;D. |
cabt Sinnu [8:05]: | lol :D |
cabt Sinnu [7:46]: | KLIK |
cabt Sinnu [7:44]: | LOL :D |
cabt Sinnu [7:43]: | :D::D:D |
cabt jMz [7:43]: | XD |
cabt Sinnu [7:41]: | HAHA :D |
cabt Sinnu [7:35]: | .D: |
cabt Sinnu [7:23]: | :D:D |
[7:12]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
cabt Sinnu [7:05]: | :D:D: |
cabt Sinnu [6:48]: | LOL :D |
[6:42]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
ingaMe youseF [6:42]: | nice tatical pause |
cabt jMz [6:42]: | nah |
cabt Sinnu [6:42]: | :D:D:D |
cabt jMz [6:42]: | he laughin again |
cabt jMz [6:42]: | :DDDDDDDD |
[6:42]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
cabt Sinnu [6:42]: | STOP :D:D |
cabt eraz [6:42]: | xD |
[6:42]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[6:42]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:42]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[6:42]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:42]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[6:42]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:42]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
cabt Sinnu [6:42]: | :D:D |
[6:42]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
cabt Sinnu [6:42]: | go |
cabt Sinnu [6:42]: | :D |
[6:42]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:42]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
cabt Sinnu [6:42]: | :D:D |
[6:42]: | FIGHT! |
[6:29]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:27]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:23]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[5:54]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
ingaMe vAPOR [5:20]: | :D! |
[5:18]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
cabt Sinnu [4:34]: | go up :D |
cabt Sinnu [4:33]: | :D |
[4:22]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
ingaMe youseF [4:21]: | wp |
ingaMe youseF [4:19]: | :* |
cabt Sinnu [4:16]: | stop pls :D |
cabt eraz [4:15]: | wtf |
[4:13]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:13]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:11]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
cabt Sinnu [4:11]: | HAHAHHA |
cabt Sinnu [4:11]: | :D:D::D:D:D:D:DD |
cabt jMz [4:11]: | lal |
cabt eraz [4:11]: | ^^ |
cabt Sinnu [4:11]: | :D:D:D:D |
cabt Sinnu [4:11]: | HAHA |
[4:11]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
ingaMe youseF [4:11]: | sorry |
[4:11]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
ingaMe youseF [4:11]: | he is retarded |
cabt jMz [4:11]: | forfeit:) |
[4:11]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
cabt jMz [4:11]: | BB |
[4:11]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
cabt Sinnu [4:11]: | :D:D:D:D |
[4:11]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
ingaMe youseF [4:11]: | low player |
[4:11]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
cabt Sinnu [4:11]: | :D:DD:DD:D |
[4:11]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[4:11]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[4:11]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
cabt jMz [4:11]: | we won |
[4:11]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
cabt jMz [4:11]: | np |
cabt Sinnu [4:11]: | :D |
[4:11]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[4:11]: | FIGHT! |
cabt Sinnu [4:07]: | :D:D:D |
cabt jMz [4:04]: | vote your map:) |
ingaMe vAPOR [3:42]: | GGS |
cabt Sinnu [3:25]: | LOL |
cabt Sinnu [3:23]: | scared me :D |
cabt Sinnu [3:21]: | .SD:D:D:D |
cabt Sinnu [3:19]: | HAHA :D |
[3:05]: | cabt jMzcalled a vote. |
[3:04]: | Vote FAILED! (Change map to adlernest) |
[3:03]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
cabt jMz [Intermission]: | f1? |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:56 |
ingaMe youseF [Intermission]: | nop ? |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | :DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | HAHA :D |
cabt jMz [Intermission]: | not my fault u bugged:) |
ingaMe youseF [Intermission]: | not rules for that :* |
ingaMe youseF [Intermission]: | stop been tard |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | lol :D |
ingaMe youseF [Warmup]: | im playing with olavoL |
ingaMe youseF [Warmup]: | he is just tard |
ingaMe youseF [Warmup]: | PumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumba |
cabt Sinnu [Countdown]: | eraz |
cabt Sinnu [Countdown]: | give comms |
cabt Sinnu [Countdown]: | for me :D |
cabt jMz [8:55]: | :DD |
cabt Sinnu [8:45]: | good :D |
[8:12]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:50]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cabt Sinnu [7:43]: | unfair :D |
cabt Sinnu [7:41]: | dont hide |
[7:33]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
cabt Sinnu [7:32]: | :;D:D |
[7:30]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
cabt Sinnu [7:15]: | :D |
cabt Sinnu [6:52]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [6:38]: | :D |
cabt Sinnu [6:19]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [6:19]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [6:19]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [6:17]: | JAJHAHA _D |
cabt Sinnu [6:15]: | HAHA :D |
cabt Sinnu [6:14]: | LOL |
cabt Sinnu [6:13]: | :D |
[5:55]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
cabt Sinnu [5:55]: | me too :D |
[4:57]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[4:52]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:56]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[3:42]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
cabt Sinnu [3:41]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [3:20]: | OH :D |
[3:14]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
cabt Sinnu [3:04]: | OH :D |
cabt Sinnu [3:02]: | :D:D:D |
[1:37]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:36]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[1:34]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
cabt Sinnu [1:34]: | sec |
cabt jMz [1:34]: | :) |
ingaMe youseF [1:34]: | np |
cabt darius [1:34]: | :D |
ingaMe youseF [1:34]: | fair |
ingaMe youseF [1:34]: | enought |
cabt jMz [1:34]: | fair :) |
ingaMe youseF [1:34]: | yea |
ingaMe youseF [1:34]: | np |
cabt Sinnu [1:34]: | :D:D::D:D:D:DD |
[1:34]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
cabt Sinnu [1:34]: | dont bother |
[1:34]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
cabt Sinnu [1:34]: | hes tard :D:D |
[1:34]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[1:34]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
ingaMe youseF [1:34]: | :* |
cabt Sinnu [1:34]: | :D:D |
[1:34]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
cabt Sinnu [1:34]: | :D:DD |
[1:34]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[1:34]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[1:34]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[1:34]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[1:34]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[1:34]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[1:34]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[1:34]: | FIGHT! |
cabt Sinnu [0:59]: | oh :D |
cabt Sinnu [0:56]: | fk stop hiding :D |
[0:45]: | cabt jMzcalled a vote. |
[0:44]: | Vote FAILED! (Change map to adlernest) |
cabt Sinnu [0:30]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [0:10]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [0:05]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [0:03]: | :D:D:D |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | ALMOSR :D |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:56) |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | alsmot .D |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | almost :D |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | brb |
cabt Sinnu [Warmup]: | :D |
ingaMe youseF [Warmup]: | FILHO |
ingaMe youseF [Warmup]: | SO OFFI ONLY |
cabt Sinnu [Countdown]: | GO :D |
cabt Sinnu [9:10]: | oh :D |
[9:01]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[8:53]: | Main blast door opening! |
cabt Sinnu [8:39]: | :D:D |
cabt Sinnu [8:38]: | :D::D:D:D |
[8:11]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:11]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
cabt Sinnu [7:59]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[6:04]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:55 |
cabt Sinnu [Intermission]: | :_D |
cabt jMz [Intermission]: | g5 |
ingaMe youseF [Warmup]: | PumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumbaPumbalaPumba |
cabt darius [Countdown]: | :D |
cabt Sinnu [3:53]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [3:53]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [3:39]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [3:10]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt Sinnu [3:09]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[2:33]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[2:16]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:16]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[0:44]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
ingaMe youseF [Intermission]: | _|_ |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:10 (original: 3:55) |
ingaMe vAPOR [Intermission]: | TTO RICO |
ingaMe youseF [Intermission]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | ingaMe vAPOR disconnected |
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