Keskus Rikos Poliisi vs Effectus (12002 views)
Blindi
ENSAM
t0psu
kapaa
twidi
Vanhaomena
ENSAM
t0psu
kapaa
twidi
Vanhaomena
banaan
cRackeR
NoHead
Efax
sj33
PHOTO
cRackeR
NoHead
Efax
sj33
PHOTO
06.11.12 21:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | KRP HITLERLAPSI | 77 kills |
Killing Spree | KRP kapaa | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | KRP HITLERLAPSI | 117% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | KRP kapaa | 23 gibs |
...and stay dead! | KRP kapaa | 38% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | e: Efax | 67 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER | 31 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | KRP HITLERLAPSI | 159 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | KRP jussi | 295 damage per frag |
What objective? | e: Efax | 465 XP |
Red Shirt | e: PHOTO | 93 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | :e sj33 | 11 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | e: Efax | 196 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | KRP HITLERLAPSI | 6 team kills |
Gingerbread man | e: cRackeR | 32 /kills |
» View plaintext endround stats
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | <embarrassed>: PHOTO okay aim but very good power gibber |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | <effectus`sj33>: mn vader zei al je gaat toch niet weer medic medic cave en die rotzooi roepen he |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | rup fucking dogface |
:e sj33 [Countdown]: | xd |
KRP HITLERLAPSI [Countdown]: | rup. i heard one of you faggots needs to wake up at ---->5AM<--- |
:e sj33 [Countdown]: | bram |
e: PHOTO [Countdown]: | hf |
e: PHOTO [Countdown]: | yes |
KRP jussi [Countdown]: | hf |
e: banaan [Countdown]: | hfhf |
:e sj33 [Countdown]: | paddo kapot nerdssss |
[14:44]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
:e sj33 [10:50]: | xd |
[10:48]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:38]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:12]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:45]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
e: Efax [9:41]: | lol |
[9:35]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
e: PHOTO [9:35]: | efax mic not working |
e: PHOTO [9:35]: | fucking nigger |
:e sj33 [9:35]: | xd |
[9:35]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[9:35]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
KRP Vanhaomena [9:35]: | zommmmgers |
[9:35]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
KRP HITLERLAPSI [9:35]: | thats what you get for playing with niggers |
[9:35]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[9:35]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[9:35]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [9:35]: | efax is stupid nigger, why would you care what that faggot has to say_ |
[9:35]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:35]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:35]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[9:35]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
e: banaan [9:35]: | :DDDDDDDDDD |
[9:35]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
e: cRackeR [9:35]: | prefer jews over niggers |
e: banaan [9:35]: | hahahah |
[9:35]: | FIGHT! |
e: PHOTO [9:35]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [9:35]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [9:35]: | : D |
[9:31]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:30]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:27]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
e: Efax [9:23]: | ok ugly boy |
[8:59]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[7:57]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[7:54]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[7:51]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:56]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[6:22]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
[6:18]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[5:50]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[5:49]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
:e sj33 [5:43]: | xd |
[5:36]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
e: PHOTO [4:54]: | : D |
KRP kapaa [4:19]: | neekeri |
KRP kapaa [4:17]: | saaatan |
e: PHOTO [4:16]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [3:46]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [3:38]: | gg |
[3:35]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:24 |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | gg |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | kick topi |
KRP TOPI:D [Intermission]: | paskempi ku simo |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | he's fucking awful |
KRP Vanhaomena [Intermission]: | X-D |
e: PHOTO [Intermission]: | topi nice player |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | imo |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | nice, yes |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | but this is eSports |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | nice to effectus |
KRP TOPI:D [Warmup]: | not my fault if enemy has no hitboxes! |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | being nice doesnt count |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | : D |
e: Efax [Warmup]: | ok stfu |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | nigger mad |
e: Efax [Warmup]: | happy face |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | nigger telling me what to do? |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | : D |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | what is this? |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
e: Efax [Warmup]: | still a child |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | still a nigger |
[11:08]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:55]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:05]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:59]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
:e sj33 [9:38]: | xd |
:e sj33 [9:37]: | xd |
:e sj33 [9:37]: | xd |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [9:17]: | fucking cheater |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [9:15]: | get TAZAC |
e: PHOTO [9:14]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [8:34]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [8:34]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [8:34]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [8:34]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [8:34]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [8:34]: | : D |
[8:28]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[8:26]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[7:44]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:40]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:44]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[6:12]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
:e sj33 [6:11]: | XD |
:e sj33 [6:08]: | waaaaaaaaaaaat |
:e sj33 [6:08]: | xd |
[6:00]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
e: Efax [5:36]: | xD |
[2:50]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:50]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:36]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
e: PHOTO [1:25]: | LANDMINES |
e: PHOTO [1:25]: | NO |
[0:40]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 10:44 (original: 11:24) |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | gg |
e: PHOTO [Intermission]: | effectus krp supply winnermans |
:e sj33 [Intermission]: | xd |
e: PHOTO [Intermission]: | gg! |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | not home map |
e: PHOTO [Intermission]: | :s |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | what about the second one? |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | rup low |
e: cRackeR [Warmup]: | photo pissing |
e: cRackeR [Warmup]: | he is excited |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | or are you busy being low? :DD |
e: cRackeR [Warmup]: | he cant hide it |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | coke and black bitches |
e: cRackeR [Warmup]: | losing map against lows |
e: cRackeR [Warmup]: | how does that feel ? |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | we dont care, we're gonna report your disallowed player if we lose |
KRP TOPI:D [Warmup]: | i am the lows so doesnt feel that bad |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | well how about that? XD |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | LOL |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
e: BOYKA [Warmup]: | lowest player last map: blindi only 4.3k dmg |
e: Efax [Warmup]: | brb |
e: cRackeR [Warmup]: | lol |
e: cRackeR [Warmup]: | you allowed it |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | i made screenshot of u agreeing :sssssss |
e: banaan [Warmup]: | cracker so dumb |
e: Efax [Warmup]: | wanna know how Ajax is playin |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | 2-1 |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | 1-2 |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | we do know how it's playing |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | we're not geeks |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | sure m8 |
e: BOYKA [Warmup]: | defi not ur the only active team in ET atm XD |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | could you geeks, please, rup |
KRP HITLERLAPSI [Warmup]: | 5am is coming soon |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | you make no sense |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | it is |
e: BOYKA [Warmup]: | k |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | you're fucking retarded |
KRP kapaa [Warmup]: | ison nuuskan taa vaatii |
e: cRackeR [Warmup]: | wevewaited 8 hours on lan for games |
e: BOYKA [Warmup]: | I KNOW BLINDI MATE |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | he went afk |
e: cRackeR [Warmup]: | we got all night |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | hes back |
e: Efax [Warmup]: | tevez scored but offsode |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Countdown]: | I scored your mom, fuckface |
e: PHOTO [Countdown]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [Countdown]: | gl hf |
e: BOYKA [Countdown]: | BIG TALK THERE BLINDI |
e: Efax [Countdown]: | ok |
:e sj33 [Countdown]: | xd |
e: Efax [11:55]: | big talk but a little boy |
e: Efax [11:53]: | how sad |
[11:21]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:48]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
e: PHOTO [10:26]: | ***MULTIKILL*** |
e: PHOTO [10:12]: | : D |
[10:08]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[9:19]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
[8:43]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:39]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [8:25]: | fucking nigger |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [8:23]: | die irl |
e: PHOTO [8:21]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [8:21]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [8:21]: | : D |
e: PHOTO [8:20]: | : D |
e: Efax [8:20]: | triple kill |
e: Efax [7:57]: | one kill |
e: Efax [7:38]: | xD |
[6:17]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
e: cRackeR [5:41]: | fufufuf |
[5:26]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 6:33 |
[Intermission]: | e: cRackeR disconnected |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | sj33 is fucking bad >DDD |
e: PHOTO [Intermission]: | wonderbaarlijk |
:e sj33 [Intermission]: | so true acctualy xd |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | crakre too |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | sjee was pretty good in the past before tzac |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | idc |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
KRP HITLERLAPSI [Warmup]: | long are gone the days of glory |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | oldschool |
e: BOYKA [Warmup]: | BLINDY WEAKEST PLAYER AT SUPPLY 4.3K DMG AFTER 20 MINS OF PLAYING |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | whoever you are, still a virgin at age of 20 |
e: BOYKA [Warmup]: | 22* |
e: banaan [Warmup]: | :D |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | fucking kiddo |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | die in virginity |
e: BOYKA [Warmup]: | i prolly will mate |
KRP TOPI:D [Warmup]: | dont forget he was rifle |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | Im out of bear |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | this fucking sux |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | you have 20s to rup until I go for cig |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | 10 |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Countdown]: | kids got scared |
:e sj33 [Countdown]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Countdown]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Countdown]: | xd |
:e sj33 [Countdown]: | xd |
e: Efax [Countdown]: | no head |
:e sj33 [Countdown]: | xd |
e: banaan [Countdown]: | hf |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Countdown]: | more like, no brain :DD |
[6:10]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:22]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
[5:12]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:08]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:06]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [5:06]: | tactical pause |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [5:06]: | kids got scared |
e: PHOTO [5:06]: | positions |
:e sj33 [5:06]: | xd |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [5:06]: | oli |
[5:06]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
e: cRackeR [5:06]: | YES |
e: cRackeR [5:06]: | PROBLEM ? |
[5:06]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[5:06]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[5:06]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[5:06]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[5:06]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[5:06]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[5:06]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[5:06]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[5:06]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[5:06]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[5:06]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:06]: | FIGHT! |
[4:58]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[4:56]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[4:38]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[4:37]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[4:16]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[4:15]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[4:11]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[3:57]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[3:10]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
e: PHOTO [2:28]: | : D |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [2:21]: | if I was sober you fuck |
[1:08]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 5:25 (original: 6:33) |
[Intermission]: | e: cRackeR disconnected |
e: PHOTO [Intermission]: | cancer |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | you fucking lows |
e: PHOTO [Intermission]: | pure fucking cancer |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | cracker quit |
KRP Vanhaomena [Intermission]: | HAHAHAHAHAHA L2P |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | fucking low him too |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | cig break |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | effectus cup fightersss |
[8:42]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[8:29]: | Main blast door opening! |
[7:59]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[7:59]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:52]: | Main blast door closing! |
[6:08]: | Main blast door opening! |
:e sj33 [5:41]: | xd |
:e sj33 [5:41]: | xd |
:e sj33 [5:41]: | xd |
e: cRackeR [5:40]: | gg |
e: PHOTO [5:40]: | : D |
[5:37]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:22 |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | gg |
e: Efax [Intermission]: | you guys are good man |
e: PHOTO [Intermission]: | very good |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | altho you were worse than we expected |
e: Efax [Intermission]: | serious |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Intermission]: | you were actually fucking baf |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | bad that is |
e: BOYKA [Warmup]: | u like to baf |
KRP TOPI:D [Warmup]: | made half of my dmg when u hunted the obj |
e: PHOTO [Warmup]: | ye people werent sticking to positions, that we didnt make |
:e sj33 [Warmup]: | xd |
KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER [Warmup]: | positions? we dont ahve a KRPish word for that |
e: cRackeR [Warmup]: | rup |
e: PHOTO [Countdown]: | bear |
[3:08]: | Main blast door opening! |
[2:59]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:59]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[2:42]: | The Doors are opening!! |
e: cRackeR [1:07]: | GG |
[1:06]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:15 (original: 4:22) |
KRP HITLERLAPSI [Intermission]: | ggs |
e: PHOTO [Intermission]: | :"DD:DD:D: |
e: PHOTO [Intermission]: | fuck yeah |
[Intermission]: | KRP kapaa disconnected |
[Intermission]: | KRP HITLERLAPSI disconnected |
KRP TOPI:D [Intermission]: | gg |
e: banaan [Intermission]: | kanker op |
[Intermission]: | e: banaan disconnected |
[Intermission]: | KRP Vanhaomena disconnected |
e: PHOTO [Intermission]: | gg wp guys! |
[Intermission]: | KRP blindiboy BEAR DESTROYER disconnected |
e: cRackeR [Intermission]: | rage |
[Intermission]: | KRP TOPI:D disconnected |
e: cRackeR [Intermission]: | quit |
e: cRackeR [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | e: cRackeR disconnected |
[Intermission]: | KRP jussi disconnected |
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