QUAD5 UNPATCHED vs cock and balls torture (2968 views)
jeewee
Farhann
Mustang
Farhann
Mustang
jMz
kARMA
Sinnu
kARMA
Sinnu
12.11.12 00:45 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | cabt kARMA | 60 kills |
Killing Spree | +QuaD,=-5 MustanG | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | cabt kARMA | 92% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | +QuaD,=-5 MustanG | 12 gibs |
...and stay dead! | +QuaD,=-5 MustanG | 30% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | cabt kARMA | 50 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | cabt kARMA | 11 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T | 177 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | +QuaD,=-5 MustanG | 257 damage per frag |
What objective? | +Quad,=-5 jeewee | 338 XP |
Red Shirt | +Quad,=-5 jeewee | 67 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | cabt {jMz} | 13 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | cabt {jMz} | 166 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | +Quad,=-5 jeewee | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | +Quad,=-5 FarhanN | 18 /kills |
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+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [Warmup]: | LEGGO |
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [Warmup]: | rup sinnu :) |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Warmup]: | :D |
cabt kARMA [Countdown]: | hf! |
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [Countdown]: | hf |
cabt {jMz} [Countdown]: | :{D |
cabt {jMz} [Countdown]: | 'xD Reash,: mag ik je nemen in je aarsje |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Countdown]: | (trivium`gnajda) you are hard in inet |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Countdown]: | (trivium`gnajda) cu at adroin lan |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Countdown]: | (trivium`gnajda) estonian kurwo |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Countdown]: | (trivium`gnajda) i dont like ppl like you |
[14:48]: | +Quad,=-5 FarhanNcalled a vote. |
[14:47]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
[14:13]: | cabt kARMAcalled a vote. |
[14:12]: | Vote passed! |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [9:41]: | :D |
[9:39]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:28]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[9:21]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:52]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[8:48]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[7:56]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:52]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [6:26]: | :D |
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [6:24]: | expected tbh |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:42]: | :< |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:41]: | D. |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:40]: | :D |
[5:34]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
cabt kARMA [4:45]: | :d |
[4:43]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[3:53]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[3:04]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[3:03]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:49]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [1:12]: | gg |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [1:02]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [1:01]: | :D |
[0:53]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:06 |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Intermission]: | :D |
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [Warmup]: | LEGGO |
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [Countdown]: | hffffff |
cabt kARMA [Countdown]: | hfhfhf |
[9:45]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:38]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:34]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [9:07]: | ÖOL |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [9:07]: | LOL |
[9:02]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[9:02]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [8:59]: | :D |
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [8:59]: | :P |
[8:55]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[8:48]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [8:40]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [8:29]: | ;D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [7:57]: | OH |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [7:56]: | :D:D:D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [7:55]: | :D:D:DD |
[7:34]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[7:16]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
cabt kARMA [6:28]: | dat game :P |
cabt kARMA [6:25]: | 2 stoned |
[6:23]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
+QuaD,=-5 MustanG [6:17]: | 1 |
cabt {jMz} [6:09]: | 3 |
cabt {jMz} [6:08]: | :DDD |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:14]: | P:D |
[4:05]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:04]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[3:51]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [2:28]: | OH :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [2:12]: | ;D |
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [1:44]: | :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [1:42]: | got the givb. |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [1:41]: | :D |
[1:41]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
cabt kARMA [Intermission]: | :-D |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:24 (original: 11:06) |
cabt kARMA [Intermission]: | EVVVIILLL |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Intermission]: | im so gone :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Warmup]: | :D:DD |
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [Warmup]: | rup |
[Countdown]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Countdown]: | :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [11:21]: | :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [11:09]: | dont :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [11:08]: | snipe :D:D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [11:03]: | cant see you :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [10:41]: | :D. |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [10:40]: | :D:D |
[10:26]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:08]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [9:34]: | LOL |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [9:32]: | dont push :D |
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [9:30]: | :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [9:06]: | LO; :_D |
cabt kARMA [8:42]: | THESE BASTARDS TEAMMATES! |
cabt {jMz} [8:38]: | XDDDDD:D:D: |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [8:26]: | :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [8:02]: | :D:D |
[7:59]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[7:59]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[7:59]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [7:51]: | OH |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [7:51]: | :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [7:45]: | unfair :D:D:D |
[7:42]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[7:38]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
cabt kARMA [6:23]: | OWWW MAN |
[6:18]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [6:18]: | OH |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [6:17]: | cmon |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [6:17]: | :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [6:15]: | unfair :D |
[6:15]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [6:07]: | :D:D |
cabt kARMA [6:04]: | i cannotinto selfkilling on time |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [6:01]: | :D |
[6:01]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:47]: | OH |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:46]: | cmon :D |
cabt kARMA [5:42]: | lol |
cabt kARMA [5:31]: | rofl:D:D:D |
[5:30]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[5:30]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 6:29 |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Intermission]: | so unfair :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Intermission]: | :D:D:D |
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [Warmup]: | LEGGO |
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [5:45]: | FU |
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [5:44]: | DONT SNIPE |
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [5:43]: | AKDLGAJSD |
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [5:42]: | :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:41]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:41]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[5:33]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:21]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:17]: | POLHG |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:16]: | :D |
[5:14]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [5:12]: | dont scare me :D |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [4:10]: | :D |
[3:27]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[3:27]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[3:21]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:17]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [3:02]: | NO :D |
[2:55]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[2:44]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
cabt kARMA [2:33]: | D |
[2:03]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:59]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[1:59]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
cabt kARMA [1:52]: | :d |
[1:44]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:21]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[1:03]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[0:11]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[0:07]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
+Quad,=-5 FarhanN [0:05]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:29) |
cabt kARMA [Intermission]: | gg |
cabt {SIMPLY THE BEST. BETTER T [Intermission]: | unfair :D |
[Intermission]: | cabt kARMA disconnected |
+Quad,=-5 jeewee [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | +QuaD,=-5 MustanG disconnected |
[Intermission]: | cabt {jMz} disconnected |
[Intermission]: | +Quad,=-5 jeewee disconnected |
[Intermission]: | +Quad,=-5 FarhanN disconnected |
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