cock and balls torture vs OUTRAGEd eSports (2940 views)

nl jMz
be dav1d
nl sake
nl jeewee
be dooppi
si Kwiz


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
05.12.12 00:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO 61 kills
Killing Spree cbt dAv1d 4 frags without being killed
Accountant OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO 97% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! #exe.et Kwiz 21 gibs
...and stay dead! #exe.et Kwiz 51% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cbt dAv1d 48 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cbt sake 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer OUTRAGEd jiewie 187 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! cbt kA1Z0R. 257 damage per frag
What objective? #exe.et Kwiz 380 XP
Red Shirt OUTRAGEd jiewie 72 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? OUTRAGEd jiewie 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore #exe.et Kwiz 174 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut #exe.et Kwiz 1 team kills
Gingerbread man OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
cbt dAv1d8434857681000171072210740460/05/348/414/718815846
cbt sake883234955710794628851680/02/439/398/319315836
cbt kA1Z0R.522633464101011802099571010/01/428/445/323615337
cbt 7493414018727203528204295482150/08/4115/4417/320615636
OUTRAGEd jiewie67339487214011590309419960/00/546/453/818813138
#exe.et Kwiz763804154210115819593301140/02/335/335/320017337
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO9537161631011181232394552080/010/145/395/620214845
OUTRAGEd 79109015018945134829548282044180/012/1126/3913/619715137
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt dAv1d11479161400032623265700/01/115/100/0KKKKDKD/DDKK/DKDKDKDDKKK/KKDKD
cbt sake755991220021930194400/00/16/93/0/KDDKKDDKKDK/DKKDKDDD
cbt kA1Z0R.375561650041849256300/01/13/102/1DK/D/KD/K/DDDKDKKDDDDD
cbt 75193314270096402716400/02/324/295/1
OUTRAGEd jiewie701131217400323512182710/00/211/111/1DKDKKDK/DK/KDDKDKKD/KDKDDDDKD
#exe.et Kwiz8090810800316851977180/00/08/60/1DDDK/K/KKD/KKDDKDK
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO86105131510053128224300/03/010/70/3/D/K/DDDDKK/KDKD/KDKKDKKDKKK
OUTRAGEd 79308334213001171646402890/03/229/241/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt dAv1d82951417300729042490280/03/09/102/0//KK//KKDDKKKDK/K/KK/DDKDDKKDDD
cbt sake8488111310022462204800/01/29/71/2DKKDDK/DKKKD/DDDDKKKDKDK
cbt kA1Z0R.3366618100320602679180/00/26/120/1K/DDKDDDK//DDDDDKDDDKKDD
cbt 6624931485001274267217460/04/424/293/3
OUTRAGEd jiewie58641017201616082272250/00/111/90/1/KKDDKDK/D/DDKDK/DTK/K/DKDKD
#exe.et Kwiz5671916301419262751240/01/28/91/1DDDDK//DDD/K/KDKKDKKTDDKDK
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO1211011714300636832403400/03/112/82/1/DK/K/K/KKDKK/DDDKKKK/KKXXDKKDDKK
OUTRAGEd 7823636478021672177426890/04/431/263/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt dAv1d100104171750032608266900/01/114/92/4DDKDKKDKKDDDKKKKDKKDDKDK/KK/DK/KDD
cbt sake114661614200123912475680/00/014/112/1DKDKKKDKKKDKKKDKK/KKDKDDDDDKDD
cbt kA1Z0R.108881312200323342089290/00/113/70/0DKKDDK/KKDKDKKK/KDKD/DKKD
cbt 1072584643900773337233970/01/241/274/5
OUTRAGEd jiewie5780122150022522244100/00/110/142/4KKD/DDKDKKDDD/DDDDKDDDDDKKDKKDKKD
#exe.et Kwiz781241114600320842476540/01/09/111/0KKDDKDDKDKK/DD/KDKK/KDDKD
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO61711321210426272416500/01/08/162/0KK/DDDKDKDKDDDKDDKD/DKDK/KDK/DDKSK
OUTRAGEd 65275365613109723373331040/02/127/415/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt dAv1d50701020200425872924180/00/110/120/3DDKDK/DD/KDD/D/DKDDKKDDKKDKKDD
cbt sake81110131621022679238400/01/110/122/0DKKDK/KK/DDKSKDDKDKDKKDKDDDKD
cbt kA1Z0R.5054918210117772626540/00/06/153/1DKKKDDD/KSDKDDDDKKDDKDKDDDD
cbt 602343254620770437934720/01/226/395/4
OUTRAGEd jiewie8282141730042549252400/00/114/110/2KDDDDKDKKDKKK/KDKDKKDKX/DDK/D/DK
#exe.et Kwiz92951314400525002126180/00/110/73/1/DKKKDDKK/KK/DK/DKD/KDKDKKD
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO1389418134013288523931180/03/015/81/2KK/DDKKKDKDDKKDTK/KDKDKDKKK/KDKK
OUTRAGEd 1042714544110112793470431360/03/239/264/5

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Player Chats
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO [Warmup]: rreayd
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO [Warmup]: ready
OUTRAGEd jiewie [Countdown]: hf guys
cbt dAv1d [Countdown]: hf
#exe.et Kwiz [Countdown]: gl
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO [Countdown]: GL HF
cbt sake [Countdown]: GL
[10:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:49]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:59]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:35]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:14]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:11]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:59]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:58]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:45]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
cbt kA1Z0R. [3:17]: raperaperaperape
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO [3:14]: soz
[3:01]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:58
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO [Warmup]: jointje haze #optiC.et
OUTRAGEd jiewie [Countdown]: hf
cbt dAv1d [Countdown]: hf
cbt sake [Countdown]: hf
#exe.et Kwiz [8:57]: gl
[7:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:25]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:14]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:01]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:32]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:31]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
OUTRAGEd jiewie [2:51]: playing so stupid god
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:58)
OUTRAGEd jiewie [Intermission]: gg
OUTRAGEd jiewie [Warmup]: rup
OUTRAGEd jiewie [Countdown]: hf
cbt kA1Z0R. [Countdown]: hf
cbt kA1Z0R. [Countdown]: :{D
[11:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:17]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO [10:41]: :-)
[7:18]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:34]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:34]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:59]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:25]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:08]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:51]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
cbt sake [2:50]: LALD
[2:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO [2:29]: :-)
[2:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:28]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:31
#exe.et Kwiz [Intermission]: +gg
OUTRAGEd jiewie [Intermission]: gg
OUTRAGEd jiewie [Intermission]: wp
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO [Warmup]: jointje haze #optiC.et
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO [Countdown]: mitja spectate
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO [Countdown]: :-)
[8:46]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[8:38]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:01]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:42]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
#exe.et Kwiz [7:35]: fu
#exe.et Kwiz [7:29]: not u xD
[7:04]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:58]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:58]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:47]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:41]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:58]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:45]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:19]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:07]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:47]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
cbt sake [0:14]: :x
[0:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
cbt kA1Z0R. [0:07]: gg
cbt sake [0:05]: gg
cbt dAv1d [0:03]: gg
[0:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
OUTRAGEd dooPPi CS:GO [0:01]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:31)
OUTRAGEd jiewie [Intermission]: GG
#exe.et Kwiz [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: OUTRAGEd jiewie disconnected
[Intermission]: cbt kA1Z0R. disconnected
[Intermission]: #exe.et Kwiz disconnected
[Intermission]: cbt dAv1d disconnected
[Intermission]: cbt sake disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.