cock and balls torture vs Pornoduo (2847 views)
09.12.12 03:45 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | cbt Simply | 74 kills |
Killing Spree | cbt Simply | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | cbt Simply | 85% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | /pD/Joka | 12 gibs |
...and stay dead! | /pD/Joka | 22% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | cbt Simply | 58 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | /pD/DaNe | 9 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | /pD/DaNe | 173 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | /pD/Joka | 249 damage per frag |
What objective? | cbt Simply | 488 XP |
Red Shirt | /pD/Joka | 95 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | /pD/Joka | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | cbt jMz | 149 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | cbt jMz | 1 team kills |
Gingerbread man | /pD/DaNe | 38 /kills |
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cbt Simply [Warmup]: | im really really stoned |
cbt Simply [Warmup]: | :D |
/pD/Joka [Countdown]: | :D |
/pD/Joka [Countdown]: | :D |
/pD/Joka [Countdown]: | hf & gl |
cbt Simply [Countdown]: | u too bud |
cbt Simply [Countdown]: | :D |
cbt Simply [11:57]: | G to the G |
cbt Simply [11:16]: | :D:D |
cbt Simply [11:06]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [11:06]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [11:06]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[11:01]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
cbt Simply [10:59]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[10:49]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:26]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:14]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
cbt Simply [9:51]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:51]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:51]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:51]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[9:48]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
cbt Simply [9:47]: | OMG :D |
cbt Simply [9:22]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[9:17]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cbt Simply [9:09]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:09]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:09]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:08]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[8:40]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[8:32]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
cbt Simply [8:28]: | guys |
[8:27]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cbt Simply [8:26]: | take it easy :D |
cbt Simply [8:25]: | omg |
cbt Simply [8:15]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [7:55]: | OMGF |
cbt Simply [7:52]: | dont :D |
cbt Simply [7:25]: | OMFGG |
[7:10]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
cbt Simply [7:03]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[6:58]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
cbt Simply [6:51]: | :D |
/pD/Joka [6:49]: | :D |
[6:40]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
/pD/Joka [6:05]: | :D |
cbt Simply [6:03]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [6:01]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [5:24]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [5:24]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [4:49]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [4:29]: | 3hs .-t |
cbt Simply [4:28]: | :D |
[2:59]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
cbt Simply [2:58]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[2:58]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:44]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
/pD/Joka [2:14]: | :D |
cbt Simply [2:13]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [2:13]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [1:14]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [1:14]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [1:13]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [0:42]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt jMz [0:37]: | gg |
cbt Simply [0:34]: | wp :D |
cbt Simply [0:33]: | lol |
cbt Simply [0:22]: | :D |
cbt jMz [0:22]: | xD |
cbt Simply [0:20]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [0:19]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [0:13]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [0:03]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | almost :D |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | t:D |
cbt Simply [Warmup]: | OMG |
/pD/DaNe [Warmup]: | ReaDy. |
cbt Simply [Warmup]: | im pwning |
cbt Simply [Warmup]: | wtf |
cbt Simply [Countdown]: | .:D:D:D |
cbt jMz [Countdown]: | no |
cbt Simply [11:32]: | OMG |
cbt Simply [11:05]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [11:00]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [10:12]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [10:06]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:55]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:54]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:54]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:54]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:54]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:50]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:48]: | OIMFG |
cbt Simply [9:47]: | :D:DD |
cbt Simply [9:34]: | :D:D |
cbt Simply [9:33]: | cmin |
cbt Simply [9:02]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt jMz [9:00]: | :{D |
cbt jMz [9:00]: | :{D |
cbt Simply [8:50]: | ONMG : |
cbt Simply [8:47]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [8:41]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [8:34]: | dude :D |
cbt Simply [8:32]: | your so good |
/pD/Joka [8:32]: | :D |
/pD/Joka [8:32]: | :D |
cbt Simply [8:31]: | wtf :D |
cbt Simply [8:28]: | stop pwning me :D |
cbt Simply [8:11]: | omg :D |
[7:10]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:07]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:06]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
cbt Simply [7:00]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[6:53]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:47]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:10]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:05]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:04]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:00]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
cbt Simply [5:25]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [5:25]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [5:23]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [5:23]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [5:20]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [4:53]: | OIMGF |
[4:03]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[3:52]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cbt Simply [3:31]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [3:31]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [3:13]: | unfair :D |
cbt Simply [2:43]: | IMNG :D |
cbt Simply [2:36]: | u tricked me :D |
/pD/Joka [2:34]: | :D |
cbt Simply [2:10]: | OMG :D |
cbt Simply [1:48]: | LOL |
cbt Simply [1:45]: | wp |
cbt Simply [1:44]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [0:53]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [0:53]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [0:45]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
/pD/Joka [0:43]: | gg |
/pD/Joka [0:25]: | :D |
cbt Simply [0:24]: | OMG |
cbt Simply [0:23]: | unfair :D |
/pD/Joka [0:22]: | luck |
/pD/Joka [0:21]: | incoming |
/pD/Joka [0:20]: | :D |
cbt Simply [0:20]: | you knew :D |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | :D |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | im so shit :D |
cbt Simply [11:19]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [11:18]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[10:57]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[10:54]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
cbt Simply [10:28]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[10:19]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:52]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
cbt Simply [8:52]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[8:21]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:08]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[8:05]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[7:43]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:40]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:57]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
cbt Simply [5:05]: | OMFG :D |
cbt Simply [4:45]: | OMG |
cbt Simply [4:44]: | so LOW |
cbt Simply [4:41]: | :D:D |
[4:35]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
cbt Simply [4:01]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt jMz [3:17]: | unhit hit |
[3:01]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
cbt jMz [2:40]: | why so much rape |
cbt Simply [2:38]: | :D |
cbt Simply [2:34]: | :D:DD |
cbt Simply [1:09]: | wp :D |
[1:03]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:56 |
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: | gg |
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: | simply hacks on |
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: | :D |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | :D:DD |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | so stoned :D |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | smaller map |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | eassier :D |
/pD/DaNe [Warmup]: | ReaDy. |
[10:06]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[10:03]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[9:42]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
cbt Simply [8:18]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [8:18]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[7:43]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[7:22]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cbt jMz [7:12]: | gonna delete et after |
[6:12]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:59]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[5:58]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:07]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
cbt Simply [5:01]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[4:56]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[3:51]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
cbt Simply [3:48]: | 3rd too? |
cbt Simply [3:46]: | for the lulz :D |
cbt jMz [3:44]: | xd |
cbt Simply [3:44]: | i wanna play :D |
/pD/Joka [3:42]: | tired :D |
cbt Simply [3:38]: | NOOO :D |
cbt Simply [3:38]: | pls |
/pD/Joka [3:37]: | after this wanna sleep |
/pD/Joka [3:37]: | :D |
cbt Simply [3:35]: | plsplsplspls |
cbt Simply [3:34]: | plsplsplspslsp |
cbt Simply [3:25]: | PLS :D |
cbt Simply [3:23]: | :D:D: |
cbt Simply [2:45]: | OMG |
cbt Simply [2:42]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [2:28]: | LOW |
cbt Simply [2:23]: | oops teamchat :D |
/pD/Joka [2:20]: | :D |
/pD/Joka [1:48]: | :D |
cbt Simply [1:47]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [1:47]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [1:47]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [1:47]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [1:47]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [1:46]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [1:44]: | LOL |
cbt Simply [1:40]: | :D:D::D:D |
cbt Simply [1:36]: | LOL |
cbt Simply [1:20]: | :D:D |
[1:12]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:44 (original: 10:56) |
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: | gg wp |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | 3rd |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | plsplspls |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | plsplspls :D |
cbt jMz [Intermission]: | SO TIRED:d |
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: | no sry.. really |
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: | :D |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | NOOOOO :D |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | plsplsplspls :D |
cbt jMz [Warmup]: | gg:D |
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