identikal norwayn kunts vs cock and balls torture (3679 views)
Aquila
hunta
Webe
4nti
gnajda
k0reK
hunta
Webe
4nti
gnajda
k0reK
sake
jemsky
imPluX
Revenge
Sinnu
eraz
jemsky
imPluX
Revenge
Sinnu
eraz
10.12.12 00:30 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | cbt sake | 70 kills |
Killing Spree | ident.kor3k | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | cbt sake | 103% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | ident.eu Aq | 25 gibs |
...and stay dead! | ident.eu Aq | 48% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | cbt sake | 57 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | cbt Paaltje | 44 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | ident.eu Webe8] | 154 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | ident.eu 4nTi/<3 | 226 damage per frag |
What objective? | ident.eu 4nTi/<3 | 450 XP |
Red Shirt | cbt Paaltje | 95 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | cbt eraz | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | ident.eu Aq | 182 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | cbt Paaltje | 6 team kills |
Gingerbread man | cbt Paaltje | 32 /kills |
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ident.eu Webe8] [Warmup]: | she dosnt have one anymore |
ident.eu Webe8] [Warmup]: | u dumb cunt |
cbt Simply [Warmup]: | not after tonight yeap |
ident.eu Webe8] [Warmup]: | obviously u dont see the diff between cock and vag |
ident.eu Webe8] [Warmup]: | cos u never saw a vag :D |
cbt Simply [Warmup]: | YOU KNOW |
cbt jEmsky [Warmup]: | leggo |
cbt jEmsky [Warmup]: | :{D |
cbt jEmsky [Warmup]: | :{D |
cbt Simply [Warmup]: | LETS GO BOYS |
cbt jEmsky [Warmup]: | YOU R SIMPLY A FAG |
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Warmup]: | @!@!@ |
cbt Paaltje [Countdown]: | hf |
cbt eraz [Countdown]: | hf guys |
cbt sake [Countdown]: | hf |
cbt Simply [Countdown]: | fun |
cbt Simply [Countdown]: | (trivium`gnajda) you are hard in inet |
cbt Simply [Countdown]: | (trivium`gnajda) i dont like ppl like you |
cbt Simply [Countdown]: | (trivium`gnajda) estonian kurwo |
cbt Simply [Countdown]: | (trivium`gnajda) cu at adroin lan |
cbt Simply [Countdown]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Countdown]: | ! |
cbt Simply [Countdown]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Revenge [Countdown]: | Shoutout to Meijer! THE 1 AND ONLY |
[14:50]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
cbt jEmsky [14:39]: | BOEMM |
cbt jEmsky [14:36]: | HOTSEFLOTS |
[13:52]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:50]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[13:05]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[12:59]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[11:01]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[10:55]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cbt Simply [10:44]: | OMG |
cbt Simply [9:45]: | HAHA |
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [9:39]: | korek |
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [9:37]: | ... |
cbt Simply [9:28]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:28]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:27]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:27]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:27]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [9:26]: | OOPS :D |
cbt Simply [9:17]: | OKE ANTI |
cbt Simply [9:14]: | PRO :D |
[9:06]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[8:23]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
cbt Simply [8:13]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [8:13]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [8:13]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[7:52]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
cbt Simply [7:16]: | IMNG :D |
[7:04]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[7:03]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
cbt sake [6:59]: | NAISU |
ident.eu Webe8] [6:59]: | :d:d |
ident.eu Webe8] [6:58]: | LMAO |
ident.eu Webe8] [6:53]: | hahhahhahaa |
[6:50]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[6:46]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
cbt Simply [5:31]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [5:31]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[4:15]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:44 |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | wwwww |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | :D |
cbt eraz [Intermission]: | wp |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | WP GUYS |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | :D |
cbt Revenge [Warmup]: | Rups! |
cbt Paaltje [Countdown]: | whut |
[8:55]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:54]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:53]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
cbt sake [8:52]: | Xdd |
[8:29]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:17]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:39]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cbt Simply [7:23]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [7:23]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [7:22]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [6:44]: | OMG |
ident.eu Webe8] [6:40]: | +1 |
[6:37]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:51]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[4:14]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:06]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[2:52]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:51]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:38]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
cbt Simply [1:43]: | fuycing fucker |
cbt Simply [1:00]: | wp guys |
cbt Simply [0:59]: | :D |
cbt Paaltje [0:56]: | wp |
[0:47]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:57 (original: 10:44) |
cbt Paaltje [Intermission]: | wp |
[14:18]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:31]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
cbt Simply [11:31]: | YES |
cbt Paaltje [11:31]: | soep? |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
cbt Paaltje [11:31]: | 12 vieuwer peak fuck yes :'D |
cbt Simply [11:31]: | MOM IM ON TV |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
cbt Paaltje [11:31]: | :D |
cbt Simply [11:31]: | GTV |
cbt Paaltje [11:31]: | tudu |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[11:31]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[11:31]: | FIGHT! |
cbt Simply [10:45]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [10:45]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[10:11]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[10:09]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[10:05]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
cbt jEmsky [9:54]: | :{D |
cbt jEmsky [9:53]: | :{D |
cbt jEmsky [9:53]: | :{D |
cbt jEmsky [9:53]: | :{D |
cbt jEmsky [9:53]: | :{D |
[9:47]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:39]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[8:33]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
cbt jEmsky [8:18]: | ggwp |
[8:04]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[7:55]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
cbt Simply [7:28]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [7:27]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[6:23]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
cbt Simply [6:14]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [6:13]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [6:13]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[5:04]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:55 |
cbt eraz [Intermission]: | gg |
ident.eu ====== [Intermission]: | gg |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | :D |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | exactly |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | :D |
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Warmup]: | korek afk ? |
cbt Revenge [Warmup]: | Rups! |
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Warmup]: | or waht? |
cbt Simply [9:52]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Paaltje [9:40]: | :D |
[9:11]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[9:08]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[8:56]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:39]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
cbt Simply [8:31]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [8:31]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [8:31]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [8:31]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [8:30]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [8:30]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[8:29]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
cbt Paaltje [8:16]: | :D |
[8:15]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
cbt Simply [8:03]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [8:03]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [7:54]: | fags teamworking :D |
[7:53]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [7:41]: | stfu and play |
cbt Simply [7:39]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [7:39]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt jEmsky [7:32]: | stfu and accept ice |
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [7:28]: | 3rd map |
cbt Paaltje [6:10]: | :D |
cbt Simply [6:07]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [5:47]: | OIRFL |
[5:46]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[5:27]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[5:04]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[4:47]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[4:44]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
cbt Paaltje [4:21]: | ~~~ Multikill ~~~ |
cbt Simply [4:19]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [4:19]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[3:57]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
cbt Simply [3:04]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Simply [3:04]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[2:47]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[2:43]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cbt Paaltje [0:51]: | wp |
ident.eu ====== [0:46]: | wp |
cbt Simply [0:20]: | UNFAIR >D |
cbt Simply [0:18]: | 3rd too |
cbt Simply [0:17]: | pls >D |
cbt jEmsky [0:04]: | ye now our fucking map |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:55) |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | and then if we win |
ident.eu ====== [Intermission]: | gg |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | decider |
cbt Paaltje [Intermission]: | WP |
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Intermission]: | XDDDD |
ident.eu ====== [Intermission]: | no decider |
cbt Revenge [Intermission]: | gg wp |
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Intermission]: | wajt |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | >D |
ident.eu gnajdaaaa :D [Intermission]: | waht |
cbt Simply [Intermission]: | >D>D |
[Intermission]: | ident.eu Aq disconnected |
ident.eu Webe8] [Intermission]: | wp |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
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of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.