cock and balls torture vs Mother Russia (2721 views)

ee Sinnu
be dooppi
nl Mercier
be jetro
be zeto
be vyper


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
13.12.12 23:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth RUS ))) jetro 40 kills
Killing Spree RUS ))) zett 4 frags without being killed
Accountant RUS ))) jetro 138% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA 8 gibs
...and stay dead! cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] 44% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning RUS ))) jetro 35 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! RUS ))) jetro 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer RUS ))) jetro 159 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] 309 damage per frag
What objective? RUS ))) jetro 262 XP
Red Shirt cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] 49 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] 2 team kills
Gingerbread man RUS ))) vyper 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
RUS ))) jetro13826240294011362214161640/02/135/144/015614332
RUS ))) zett79181273450113647048622620/02/023/202/324014345
RUS ))) vyper80207324050116747360162490/03/129/211/223415027
RUS ))) 966509910314034220164150395750/07/187/217/221014535
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]]18136949402632417264400/00/310/361/4360148113
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD711912533720753576029180/02/120/253/221417244
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA5721227468111464416871170/00/326/271/123914634
#STONE47539611281933271503920164750/02/356/275/127115537
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
RUS ))) jetro16397181120072929168500/00/015/43/0KDKKKDK/K/KDK/K//KKDKKKK/K/KK
RUS ))) zett767510132004279220151360/00/09/91/0DKKDK/KDDDKDK/K/KKKD/DD
RUS ))) vyper557210181009283220731480/01/18/71/1D//K/DK/DKDKD//K/KKK/KDK/DDD
RUS ))) 98244384250020855357732840/01/132/205/1
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]]2047420302312473325400/00/05/141/3DDD//K/DDKDDDDDDDDTKDDDTKD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD666681222021778249600/01/06/91/2DKD/DKSKDSKKDDDX/DDKXKK
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA6298101650042748273200/00/110/100/1KKDKDDK/KDKDDKD/DDKKDDK//D
#STONE4921122481022957738553400/01/121/332/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
RUS ))) jetro1504632000050932400/00/03/20/0KKDKD
RUS ))) zett1001422000142126500/00/02/10/0DK/K
RUS ))) vyper20013211000483274540/00/02/10/0DKK
RUS ))) 150737510011413863540/00/07/40/0
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]]50512000015729600/00/01/20/0DKD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD661123000051757900/00/02/30/0KKDDD
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA20415010218953800/00/01/20/0/SDDK/
#STONE45204100102863141300/00/04/70/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
RUS ))) jetro1181191916201627832152640/02/117/81/0DK/KK/KT/KDDKKDKDKDKK/DKDKK/DKDKK/KK
RUS ))) zett789215193018325725821260/02/012/101/3/K/K/KDDK/DX/KDKDDDDDKXK/DKKKDKKKK//T
RUS ))) vyper951222021301741583669470/02/019/130/1KDKDKDKDK/K//DKDKK/DKKTDKK/K/KDDDKKDKDK/DKX
RUS ))) 973335456803211019884032370/06/148/312/4
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]]148442710031837364300/00/34/200/1KDDK/DDDDDK/DDDDDDDDDDDDK/DDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD831141518500530622954180/01/112/132/0DDDKKDK/K/KD/K//KDKKKDKDDDKKKKDXDD
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA641101625301835043601170/00/215/151/0K//KDDK/DD/K/DKKDK/KD/DKDKDKKDDDKKDDDKTDK/
#STONE54308357090116840310198350/01/631/483/1

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Player Chats
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: guys
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: spec yours+ _:D
RUS ))) zett [Warmup]: ja
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: oke
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: cool :D
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: then we speclock :D
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: gg
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: wp
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: accept score
[9:26]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:16]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:05]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:05]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:05]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:05]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:04]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:04]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:04]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[6:58]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:34]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:41]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:15]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[5:14]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:00]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:00]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:00]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
RUS ))) vyper [4:55]: hoerezoon
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:50]: no u :D
RUS ))) vyper [4:46]: yea :<
[4:35]: KRESTi[HB] connected
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:19]: unfair :D
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [4:11]: the fuck
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [3:25]: IUNMFAIR :;D
[3:10]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[2:50]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:43]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:30]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [1:21]: :-)
[1:19]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:18]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [1:10]: OPMG
RUS ))) jetro [1:07]: 1 min en nog in uw vlag zitten taffelen
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:30]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:30]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:30]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:30]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[0:19]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: dŽlamost :D
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: yalmost :D
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: y:D
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: oops
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Warmup]: jointje haze #optiC.et
RUS ))) vyper [Warmup]: gij wel ja
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Warmup]: jointje haze #optiC.et
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: LES Go
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: G to the G
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: G to the G
[Countdown]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Countdown]: I THINK U MAD, I THINK U MAD, I THINK U MAAAAAAD
RUS ))) jetro [9:55]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [9:52]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [9:42]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [9:39]: jointje haze #optiC.et
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [9:21]: :-)
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [9:21]: :-)
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [9:21]: :-)
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [9:21]: :-)
[9:19]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
RUS ))) jetro [9:14]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [9:13]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [9:13]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [9:13]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [9:13]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [9:13]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
[9:10]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [8:37]: :-)
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [8:37]: :-)
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [8:37]: :-)
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [8:30]: UNFAIR
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [8:15]: :D
RUS ))) jetro [8:10]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [8:09]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [8:09]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [8:09]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [8:09]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [8:09]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
[8:07]: cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]]called a vote.
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [8:02]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [8:02]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [8:02]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[8:00]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:59 (original: 10:00)
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: :DDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: haha :D
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Intermission]: xd
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: :D
R^DUS ))) BOBAAAX [Warmup]: hey dreke!
RUS ))) zett [Warmup]: you're trying too hard guys
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Warmup]: I THINK U MAD, I THINK U MAD, I THINK U MAAAAAAD
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Warmup]: nah
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: sorry for being stoned
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: bitch
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Warmup]: :{D
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Warmup]: :{D
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: go join a clan
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: fuckface
RUS ))) jetro [Warmup]: allé, nog 12 min en gulder kunt ook al weer onder de wol kruipen
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Warmup]: nah
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Warmup]: amai
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
RUS ))) zett [Countdown]: what are you, like 12? first ever joint :DDD
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Countdown]: die is wel grappig
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: 5 :D
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Countdown]: lol
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: not 12 :D
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Countdown]: u think
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Countdown]: :D
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [11:58]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [11:58]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
RUS ))) jetro [11:48]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [11:47]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [11:47]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [11:47]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [11:47]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [11:00]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
R^DUS ))) BOBAAAX [10:43]: hoelaat zijt ge der morge
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [10:42]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
RUS ))) jetro [10:41]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
AMnii [10:35]: kweet ni man :D
[10:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:12]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [9:53]: faaggot :D
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [9:50]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[8:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
RUS ))) jetro [7:54]: et gulder suit?
[7:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:26]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:22]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
RUS ))) jetro [6:43]: hoerejong
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [6:41]: :-)
RUS ))) jetro [6:39]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [6:38]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [6:38]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [6:38]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [6:38]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
RUS ))) jetro [6:38]: JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [6:26]: :-)
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [6:26]: :-)
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [6:26]: :-)
[5:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:51]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:43]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:43]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:22]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:09]: OMG :D
RUS ))) jetro [5:00]: can you shut your piehole for 1 min?
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:57]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:57]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [4:56]: :-)
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:33]: POMG
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:27]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:18]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[3:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:31]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:54]: The Allied Truck is in position!
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [2:50]: ee krijg kanker
[2:47]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
RUS ))) zett [2:36]: just niks jong
[2:03]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
R^DUS ))) BOBAAAX [1:43]: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME :D:D:D:D:D:D
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [1:43]: :-)
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:40]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:40]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:40]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:39]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:35]: FUCKING SCARED ME :D
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:25]: mr ballzy nuggets
[0:16]: cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]]called a vote.
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:03]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:03]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: :D:D
[Intermission]: Vote FAILED! (Swap Teams )
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Intermission]: wp
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Warmup]: gg
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: .D
RUS ))) jetro [Warmup]: come back
RUS ))) jetro [Warmup]: mercier
RUS ))) jetro [Warmup]: get them back
RUS ))) jetro [Warmup]: we want to play attack
RUS ))) jetro [Warmup]: :S

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