cock and balls torture vs Mother Russia (2721 views)
Sinnu
dooppi
Mercier
dooppi
Mercier
jetro
zeto
vyper
zeto
vyper
13.12.12 23:15 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | RUS ))) jetro | 40 kills |
Killing Spree | RUS ))) zett | 4 frags without being killed |
Accountant | RUS ))) jetro | 138% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA | 8 gibs |
...and stay dead! | cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] | 44% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | RUS ))) jetro | 35 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | RUS ))) jetro | 4 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | RUS ))) jetro | 159 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] | 309 damage per frag |
What objective? | RUS ))) jetro | 262 XP |
Red Shirt | cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] | 49 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] | 13 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD | 188 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | RUS ))) vyper | 16 /kills |
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cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: | guys |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: | spec yours+ _:D |
RUS ))) zett [Warmup]: | ja |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: | oke |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: | cool :D |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: | then we speclock :D |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: | gg |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: | wp |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: | accept score |
[9:26]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[8:16]: | The Axis have blown the Main Entrance! |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:05]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:05]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:05]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:05]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:04]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:04]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [7:04]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[6:58]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[6:34]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[5:41]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:15]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[5:14]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:00]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:00]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:00]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
RUS ))) vyper [4:55]: | hoerezoon |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:50]: | no u :D |
RUS ))) vyper [4:46]: | yea :< |
[4:35]: | KRESTi[HB] connected |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:19]: | unfair :D |
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [4:11]: | the fuck |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [3:25]: | IUNMFAIR :;D |
[3:10]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[2:50]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[2:43]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[1:30]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [1:21]: | :-) |
[1:19]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[1:18]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [1:10]: | OPMG |
RUS ))) jetro [1:07]: | 1 min en nog in uw vlag zitten taffelen |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:30]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:30]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:30]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:30]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[0:19]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:00 |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: | dlamost :D |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: | yalmost :D |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: | y:D |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: | oops |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Warmup]: | jointje haze #optiC.et |
RUS ))) vyper [Warmup]: | gij wel ja |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Warmup]: | jointje haze #optiC.et |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: | LES Go |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: | G to the G |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: | G to the G |
[Countdown]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[Countdown]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Countdown]: | I THINK U MAD, I THINK U MAD, I THINK U MAAAAAAD |
RUS ))) jetro [9:55]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [9:52]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [9:42]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [9:39]: | jointje haze #optiC.et |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [9:21]: | :-) |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [9:21]: | :-) |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [9:21]: | :-) |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [9:21]: | :-) |
[9:19]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
RUS ))) jetro [9:14]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [9:13]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [9:13]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [9:13]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [9:13]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [9:13]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
[9:10]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:06]: | The Axis have blown the Main Entrance! |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [8:37]: | :-) |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [8:37]: | :-) |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [8:37]: | :-) |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [8:30]: | UNFAIR |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [8:15]: | :D |
RUS ))) jetro [8:10]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [8:09]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [8:09]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [8:09]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [8:09]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [8:09]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
[8:07]: | cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]]called a vote. |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [8:02]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [8:02]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [8:02]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[8:00]: | The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 1:59 (original: 10:00) |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: | :DDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: | haha :D |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Intermission]: | xd |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: | :D |
R^DUS ))) BOBAAAX [Warmup]: | hey dreke! |
RUS ))) zett [Warmup]: | you're trying too hard guys |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Warmup]: | I THINK U MAD, I THINK U MAD, I THINK U MAAAAAAD |
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Warmup]: | nah |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: | sorry for being stoned |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: | bitch |
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Warmup]: | :{D |
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Warmup]: | :{D |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: | go join a clan |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: | fuckface |
RUS ))) jetro [Warmup]: | allé, nog 12 min en gulder kunt ook al weer onder de wol kruipen |
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Warmup]: | nah |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Warmup]: | amai |
[Countdown]: | Vote FAILED! (Start Match ) |
RUS ))) zett [Countdown]: | what are you, like 12? first ever joint :DDD |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Countdown]: | die is wel grappig |
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: | 5 :D |
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [Countdown]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Countdown]: | lol |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Countdown]: | not 12 :D |
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Countdown]: | u think |
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Countdown]: | :D |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [11:58]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [11:58]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
RUS ))) jetro [11:48]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [11:47]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [11:47]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [11:47]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [11:47]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [11:00]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
R^DUS ))) BOBAAAX [10:43]: | hoelaat zijt ge der morge |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [10:42]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
RUS ))) jetro [10:41]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
AMnii [10:35]: | kweet ni man :D |
[10:23]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:12]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [9:53]: | faaggot :D |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [9:50]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[8:07]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
RUS ))) jetro [7:54]: | et gulder suit? |
[7:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:26]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:22]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[6:49]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
RUS ))) jetro [6:43]: | hoerejong |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [6:41]: | :-) |
RUS ))) jetro [6:39]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [6:38]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [6:38]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [6:38]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [6:38]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
RUS ))) jetro [6:38]: | JOINTJE HAZE IN UWEN OL |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [6:26]: | :-) |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [6:26]: | :-) |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [6:26]: | :-) |
[5:55]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:54]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:51]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:43]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:43]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:22]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [5:09]: | OMG :D |
RUS ))) jetro [5:00]: | can you shut your piehole for 1 min? |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:57]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:57]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [4:56]: | :-) |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:33]: | POMG |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:27]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [4:18]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[3:36]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[3:31]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:54]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [2:50]: | ee krijg kanker |
[2:47]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
RUS ))) zett [2:36]: | just niks jong |
[2:03]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:03]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[1:50]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
R^DUS ))) BOBAAAX [1:43]: | BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME :D:D:D:D:D:D |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [1:43]: | :-) |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:40]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:40]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:40]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:39]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:35]: | FUCKING SCARED ME :D |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:25]: | mr ballzy nuggets |
[0:16]: | cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]]called a vote. |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:03]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [0:03]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Intermission]: | :D:D |
[Intermission]: | Vote FAILED! (Swap Teams ) |
cbt Mercier #STONEBRO :]] [Intermission]: | wp |
cbt dooPPi #STONEDMOTHAFUCKA [Warmup]: | gg |
cbt Sinnu #STONEBRO :DDDDD [Warmup]: | .D |
RUS ))) jetro [Warmup]: | come back |
RUS ))) jetro [Warmup]: | mercier |
RUS ))) jetro [Warmup]: | get them back |
RUS ))) jetro [Warmup]: | we want to play attack |
RUS ))) jetro [Warmup]: | :S |
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