unknowss vs cock and balls torture (2638 views)

fr RaPK
be ViKO
be SupNa
be dAv1d
ee Sinnu
nl jMz


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
20.12.12 23:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth unk} lAptop 52 kills
Killing Spree cbt + dAv1d 4 frags without being killed
Accountant unk} lAptop 85% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO 10 gibs
...and stay dead! cbt + dAv1d 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning unk} lAptop 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cbt + Simply 204 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! cbt + LATINOZZ 355 damage per frag
What objective? unk} lAptop 313 XP
Red Shirt cbt + dAv1d 70 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cbt + dAv1d 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cbt + LATINOZZ 161 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO 2 team kills
Gingerbread man unk} RaPK 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
cbt + dAv1d49270347090023983410259180/04/328/392/628914749
cbt + LATINOZZ43209276360111764410674920/03/425/430/528316926
cbt + Simply66247416191121815592313020/02/232/348/319914936
cbt + 5272610219424125525633301644120/09/285/3410/325715537
unk} lAptop853135261801231128692131840/06/345/312/621715134
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO7530949651002271064185442620/00/438/3312/321713135
unk} RaPK69271375450228823778762000/03/234/222/322314625
unk} 7789313818023057830164256336460/09/2117/2216/321914335
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt + dAv1d355361720051705233000/02/24/90/1DDKKDK//DDDD/KKK/DDDD/D
cbt + LATINOZZ405261530021884288800/00/36/100/0KDDD/DDKDDK/DDKDKDDKD
cbt + Simply68611116400224062917180/00/010/141/0DKKDKK/KDKDDKDDDD/KKDDDDDKK
cbt + 481662348900959958135180/02/520/331/1
unk} lAptop10010116162001032292209360/03/013/60/0KDKK/KDDD/K/KKK/K//KKK//KDDKK/K/
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO761191317300628941991180/00/112/101/0DDDK/KD/DKK/KD/DKKDKK/DKKK/DKD
unk} RaPK83861012400620121795290/02/18/40/1K/K//DK/DK/KDDKKDK/KKD
unk} 8630639459002281355995830/05/233/201/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt + dAv1d1663424100112729324000/01/13/120/1/XDDKD//D///D/KDDD/DDKDD///KD
cbt + LATINOZZ5259917001222053320740/03/17/120/2KTDKDDDDDKDDD/KDKK/DKDDKKDD
cbt + Simply4059820200922302798680/00/17/101/0KDKDK/K/D/DD/KD/D/DDK/K//KDD
cbt + 36181216130122716493581420/04/317/341/3
unk} lAptop1059619182017364826571480/02/116/92/1DKKDKKDDDKK/KK/KK/DK/K/K/KKDK/KDKTDKDD
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO47618172001025732389310/00/27/61/0/DK////K/K/KDDDKDDX/K//DKK
unk} RaPK8080121500112313721181180/01/111/21/1/KDKK//K//DK/K/K//KK/TDKX/K/K
unk} 77237395040229935871642970/03/434/174/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt + dAv1d66406920021738157100/01/05/70/1K/KDDDDK/XKDKDKD
cbt + LATINOZZ33133910017411262180/00/03/70/1/DKKDDDDDDKD
cbt + Simply5749470111113311721580/00/13/32/1KKDD/TDDDSKK
cbt + 5210213253114361240051760/01/111/172/3
unk} lAptop87407810031402121100/01/16/30/1DKKK/K/DKK/DDKD
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO128459710031565110300/00/07/42/0DKKKDDKK/KK/KK/D
unk} RaPK50354800041038129800/00/04/40/0DDKK/DK/D/K/
unk} 881202023200104005361200/01/117/112/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt + dAv1d50394810021076936180/00/04/40/2DDKDDK/KK/DD
cbt + LATINOZZ66466910031348134900/00/06/50/1/DKDKD/DDKDKK/K
cbt + Simply1402775000472957100/01/06/10/0K/KK/KK/KK/D
cbt + 851121722200931532856180/01/016/100/3
unk} lAptop57304710011272126400/00/04/60/1DDKXDK/DKDKD
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO7731791013122611531070/00/14/54/0/KKDKKDTD/KK/DKDD
unk} RaPK281127000235873600/00/02/50/0DKDKDD//D
unk} 547213232016285631531070/00/110/164/1
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt + dAv1d133408600001333118900/00/07/41/1DKKKDKDDKDKKK
cbt + LATINOZZ282727100273589400/00/02/40/1D/DDDK/DK
cbt + Simply502536100263192900/01/02/30/1KK/D/DKDD
cbt + 7092131920042699301200/01/011/111/3
unk} lAptop752234100185776100/00/13/20/1DDKK/KXD
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO1003388101214171049880/00/05/53/1/K/KDDKKKDTKDDKD
unk} RaPK8024451001738889360/00/03/41/0DK/DKKDDK
unk} 857915173014301226991240/00/111/114/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt + dAv1d10035663003125399300/00/05/31/0KKDK/DK/KDK/
cbt + LATINOZZ161216000173196100/00/01/50/0D/DDKDD
cbt + Simply114268720031026844580/00/04/34/1KKDKD/K/KK/KDKD
cbt + 77731519500730102798580/00/010/115/1
unk} lAptop3724381001878111100/00/03/50/2DDK/DDKDDKD
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO5720472003966859180/00/03/31/2KDK///XKDDKD
unk} RaPK71355700139541040170/00/06/30/1DDK///KTDKDKK
unk} 55791222301727983010350/00/012/111/5

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Player Chats
cbt + LATINOZZ [Warmup]: sec 1 on le phoney
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: yup
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: np
unk} RaPK [Warmup]: gftoo?
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: 12min for forfeit
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: :D!
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: :D!
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: :D!
unk} RaPK [Warmup]: share it
cbt + dAv1d [Warmup]: phone will only take 11 min
cbt + LATINOZZ [Warmup]: :DDDD
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: then its fine
cbt + LATINOZZ [Warmup]: and then 40sec to rup
unk} RaPK [Warmup]: brb jerkingof
cbt + dAv1d [Warmup]: 2 min?
unk} RaPK [Warmup]: OH YOU
cbt + dAv1d [Warmup]: :D
unk} RaPK [Warmup]: at least 1h
cbt + dAv1d [Countdown]: :D
unk} lAptop [Countdown]: wow
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: 1h
unk} lAptop [Countdown]: 2cm and 1hour
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: nais
cbt + dAv1d [Countdown]: hf
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [Countdown]: BUZZERSCOUT :D
unk} lAptop [Countdown]: doesn't fit
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: :DDDDDDD
unk} RaPK [Countdown]: and then I go hospital
cbt + LATINOZZ [11:58]: carry us
[11:34]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:04]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:56]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
unk} lAptop [10:32]: shoutout mitja
[10:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:14]: The Allied Truck is in position!
unk} lAptop [6:12]: :D!
[5:25]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:24]: The Allies have activated the crane!
cbt + Simply [5:21]: need warmup
cbt + Simply [5:20]: np :D
cbt + Simply [5:17]: G to the G
cbt + Simply [5:17]: G to the G
cbt + Simply [5:16]: G to the G
cbt + Simply [5:15]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[5:11]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:12]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:47
cbt + dAv1d [Intermission]: hmm :D
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: hm
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: lol
cbt + Simply [7:20]: unreal
cbt + Simply [4:14]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + Simply [4:13]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + Simply [4:13]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + Simply [4:13]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + Simply [2:47]: wtf
cbt + Simply [2:43]: hitbox D:;
cbt + Simply [1:57]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + Simply [1:31]: getting raped
cbt + Simply [1:28]: sk only now
cbt + Simply [0:38]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + Simply [0:38]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[0:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[0:31]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
unk} lAptop [0:21]: xd
unk} lAptop [0:19]: gg
cbt + Simply [0:08]: its weird how the laptop guy
cbt + Simply [0:01]: has stable 42 ping
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:47)
unk} RaPK [Intermission]: hehe:D
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: and yet i can see him warping
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: da fuq
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: stable
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: :D
cbt + dAv1d [Countdown]: fucking koud :s
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [Countdown]: ja idd
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [Countdown]: hande vriezen eraf
cbt + dAv1d [Countdown]: ja :D
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [8:52]: :D
cbt + LATINOZZ [8:50]: :DDD
[8:32]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:19]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cbt + LATINOZZ [7:34]: noshit brah
[7:09]: Axis have returned the objective!
cbt + Simply [7:05]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + Simply [7:05]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + Simply [7:05]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + Simply [7:05]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + Simply [7:03]: not warpy
cbt + Simply [7:01]: at all
cbt + Simply [7:00]: rofl
unk} lAptop [6:26]: rly
unk} lAptop [6:12]: sinnu suicide for me?:o
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [5:39]: gg
[5:31]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:28
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: no win money:s
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: unreal
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: that fkin warp >D
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: ye cheats
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: join the group
cbt + LATINOZZ [Warmup]: we know
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: wait wut ?
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: cheats... :D
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: ROFL
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: alot ppl say :s
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: just a shitty fkin inet provider for others
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: rofl
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [Warmup]: :D
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: CHEATS :D
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: gege
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: G to the G
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: G to the G
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: sinnu dont laugh u not stoned
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: :{D
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: :{D
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: :{D
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[1:10]: The Doors are opening!!
[0:42]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
cbt + LATINOZZ [0:42]: n1 pause:D
unk} lAptop [0:42]: he is 999 for a while i think
unk} lAptop [0:42]: :D
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [0:42]: with 42 sec left
[0:42]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [0:42]: :Sss
cbt + Simply [0:42]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[0:42]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[0:42]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[0:42]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[0:42]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[0:42]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
cbt + LATINOZZ [0:42]: he will be afk for 42 sec?
cbt + Simply [0:42]: u got 33s to get it
[0:42]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
cbt + Simply [0:42]: lul
cbt + LATINOZZ [0:42]: :D
[0:42]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[0:42]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[0:42]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[0:42]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[0:42]: FIGHT!
cbt + Simply [0:38]: wp
unk} lAptop [0:36]: gg
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [0:22]: ocharme die hande
cbt + dAv1d [0:15]: ni normaal
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: wreed eh
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:28)
cbt + LATINOZZ [Intermission]: BAM
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [Intermission]: efkes hande onder warm water houde :D
cbt + dAv1d [Intermission]: :p
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: cunt
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: zuig me lul
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [Warmup]: na de match in de douches
cbt + LATINOZZ [Warmup]: HAHA
cbt + LATINOZZ [Warmup]: :DD
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: especially you buzzer
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: zuig me lul
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: xDDDDd
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
[Countdown]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[9:13]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
unk} lAptop [9:10]: KUT SINNU
cbt + LATINOZZ [9:09]: :{D
unk} lAptop [8:34]: np
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [8:33]: cu david moments
cbt + Simply [8:33]: gege
cbt + Simply [8:29]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + Simply [8:28]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
cbt + LATINOZZ [8:27]: :{D
cbt + LATINOZZ [8:27]: :{D
[8:05]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [7:36]: zak
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [7:35]: :D
unk} lAptop [7:35]: np for viko
cbt + Simply [7:33]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
unk} lAptop [7:04]: xd
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [6:02]: gg
[6:02]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:57
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: scheisserei
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: damn
cbt + LATINOZZ [Intermission]: woempa
unk} lAptop [Countdown]: viko got this
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: supna not
cbt + Simply [3:28]: ={DDDDDDDDDD
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [3:23]: eye for an eye
cbt + LATINOZZ [3:08]: going for 0 xp
unk} RaPK [3:05]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
[2:48]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:03]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
cbt + LATINOZZ [1:52]: :{D
[0:24]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [0:12]: GG
cbt + LATINOZZ [0:11]: gg
cbt + Simply [0:10]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:57)
cbt + dAv1d [Intermission]: gg's
[Intermission]: unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO disconnected
cbt + LATINOZZ [Intermission]: gg
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: cant hit shit
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: gg
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: cbt + LATINOZZ disconnected
[Intermission]: cbt + Simply disconnected
unk} RaPK [Intermission]: got this
[Intermission]: cbt + dAv1d disconnected

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