unknowss vs cock and balls torture (2638 views)
20.12.12 23:30 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | unk} lAptop | 52 kills |
Killing Spree | cbt + dAv1d | 4 frags without being killed |
Accountant | unk} lAptop | 85% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO | 10 gibs |
...and stay dead! | cbt + dAv1d | 26% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | unk} lAptop | 45 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO | 12 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | cbt + Simply | 204 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | cbt + LATINOZZ | 355 damage per frag |
What objective? | unk} lAptop | 313 XP |
Red Shirt | cbt + dAv1d | 70 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | cbt + dAv1d | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | cbt + LATINOZZ | 161 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | unk} RaPK | 28 /kills |
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cbt + LATINOZZ [Warmup]: | sec 1 on le phoney |
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: | yup |
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: | np |
unk} RaPK [Warmup]: | gftoo? |
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: | 12min for forfeit |
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: | :D! |
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: | :D! |
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: | :D! |
unk} RaPK [Warmup]: | share it |
cbt + dAv1d [Warmup]: | phone will only take 11 min |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Warmup]: | :DDDD |
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: | then its fine |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Warmup]: | and then 40sec to rup |
unk} RaPK [Warmup]: | brb jerkingof |
cbt + dAv1d [Warmup]: | 2 min? |
unk} RaPK [Warmup]: | OH YOU |
cbt + dAv1d [Warmup]: | :D |
unk} RaPK [Warmup]: | at least 1h |
cbt + dAv1d [Countdown]: | :D |
unk} lAptop [Countdown]: | wow |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: | 1h |
unk} lAptop [Countdown]: | 2cm and 1hour |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: | nais |
cbt + dAv1d [Countdown]: | hf |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [Countdown]: | BUZZERSCOUT :D |
unk} lAptop [Countdown]: | doesn't fit |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: | :DDDDDDD |
unk} RaPK [Countdown]: | and then I go hospital |
cbt + LATINOZZ [11:58]: | carry us |
[11:34]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:04]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[10:56]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[10:33]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
unk} lAptop [10:32]: | shoutout mitja |
[10:22]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:00]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:46]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:45]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[7:41]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:14]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
unk} lAptop [6:12]: | :D! |
[5:25]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[5:24]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
cbt + Simply [5:21]: | need warmup |
cbt + Simply [5:20]: | np :D |
cbt + Simply [5:17]: | G to the G |
cbt + Simply [5:17]: | G to the G |
cbt + Simply [5:16]: | G to the G |
cbt + Simply [5:15]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[5:11]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[3:12]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:47 |
cbt + dAv1d [Intermission]: | hmm :D |
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: | hm |
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: | lol |
cbt + Simply [7:20]: | unreal |
cbt + Simply [4:14]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + Simply [4:13]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + Simply [4:13]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + Simply [4:13]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + Simply [2:47]: | wtf |
cbt + Simply [2:43]: | hitbox D:; |
cbt + Simply [1:57]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + Simply [1:31]: | getting raped |
cbt + Simply [1:28]: | sk only now |
cbt + Simply [0:38]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + Simply [0:38]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[0:36]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[0:31]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
unk} lAptop [0:21]: | xd |
unk} lAptop [0:19]: | gg |
cbt + Simply [0:08]: | its weird how the laptop guy |
cbt + Simply [0:01]: | has stable 42 ping |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:47) |
unk} RaPK [Intermission]: | hehe:D |
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: | and yet i can see him warping |
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: | da fuq |
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: | stable |
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: | :D |
cbt + dAv1d [Countdown]: | fucking koud :s |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [Countdown]: | ja idd |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [Countdown]: | hande vriezen eraf |
cbt + dAv1d [Countdown]: | ja :D |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [8:52]: | :D |
cbt + LATINOZZ [8:50]: | :DDD |
[8:32]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[8:19]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[8:19]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cbt + LATINOZZ [7:34]: | noshit brah |
[7:09]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
cbt + Simply [7:05]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + Simply [7:05]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + Simply [7:05]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + Simply [7:05]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + Simply [7:03]: | not warpy |
cbt + Simply [7:01]: | at all |
cbt + Simply [7:00]: | rofl |
unk} lAptop [6:26]: | rly |
unk} lAptop [6:12]: | sinnu suicide for me?:o |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [5:39]: | gg |
[5:31]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:28 |
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: | no win money:s |
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: | unreal |
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: | that fkin warp >D |
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: | ye cheats |
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: | join the group |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Warmup]: | we know |
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: | wait wut ? |
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: | cheats... :D |
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: | ROFL |
unk} lAptop [Warmup]: | alot ppl say :s |
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: | just a shitty fkin inet provider for others |
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: | rofl |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [Warmup]: | :D |
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: | CHEATS :D |
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: | gege |
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: | G to the G |
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: | G to the G |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: | sinnu dont laugh u not stoned |
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: | :{D |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: | :{D |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: | :{D |
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[1:10]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[0:42]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
cbt + LATINOZZ [0:42]: | n1 pause:D |
unk} lAptop [0:42]: | he is 999 for a while i think |
unk} lAptop [0:42]: | :D |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [0:42]: | with 42 sec left |
[0:42]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [0:42]: | :Sss |
cbt + Simply [0:42]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[0:42]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[0:42]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[0:42]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[0:42]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[0:42]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
cbt + LATINOZZ [0:42]: | he will be afk for 42 sec? |
cbt + Simply [0:42]: | u got 33s to get it |
[0:42]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
cbt + Simply [0:42]: | lul |
cbt + LATINOZZ [0:42]: | :D |
[0:42]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[0:42]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[0:42]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[0:42]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[0:42]: | FIGHT! |
cbt + Simply [0:38]: | wp |
unk} lAptop [0:36]: | gg |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [0:22]: | ocharme die hande |
cbt + dAv1d [0:15]: | ni normaal |
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: | wreed eh |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:28) |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Intermission]: | BAM |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [Intermission]: | efkes hande onder warm water houde :D |
cbt + dAv1d [Intermission]: | :p |
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: | cunt |
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: | zuig me lul |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [Warmup]: | na de match in de douches |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Warmup]: | HAHA |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Warmup]: | :DD |
cbt + Simply [Warmup]: | especially you buzzer |
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: | zuig me lul |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: | xDDDDd |
cbt + Simply [Countdown]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
[Countdown]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[9:13]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
unk} lAptop [9:10]: | KUT SINNU |
cbt + LATINOZZ [9:09]: | :{D |
unk} lAptop [8:34]: | np |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [8:33]: | cu david moments |
cbt + Simply [8:33]: | gege |
cbt + Simply [8:29]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + Simply [8:28]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
cbt + LATINOZZ [8:27]: | :{D |
cbt + LATINOZZ [8:27]: | :{D |
[8:05]: | The Axis have blown the Main Entrance! |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [7:36]: | zak |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [7:35]: | :D |
unk} lAptop [7:35]: | np for viko |
cbt + Simply [7:33]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
unk} lAptop [7:04]: | xd |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [6:02]: | gg |
[6:02]: | The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:57 |
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: | scheisserei |
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: | damn |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Intermission]: | woempa |
unk} lAptop [Countdown]: | viko got this |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Countdown]: | supna not |
cbt + Simply [3:28]: | ={DDDDDDDDDD |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [3:23]: | eye for an eye |
cbt + LATINOZZ [3:08]: | going for 0 xp |
unk} RaPK [3:05]: | :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D |
[2:48]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[2:03]: | The Axis have blown the Main Entrance! |
cbt + LATINOZZ [1:52]: | :{D |
[0:24]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO [0:12]: | GG |
cbt + LATINOZZ [0:11]: | gg |
cbt + Simply [0:10]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:57) |
cbt + dAv1d [Intermission]: | gg's |
[Intermission]: | unk} ViIiIKkKKOoOOooOO disconnected |
cbt + LATINOZZ [Intermission]: | gg |
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: | cant hit shit |
unk} lAptop [Intermission]: | gg |
cbt + Simply [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | cbt + LATINOZZ disconnected |
[Intermission]: | cbt + Simply disconnected |
unk} RaPK [Intermission]: | got this |
[Intermission]: | cbt + dAv1d disconnected |
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