cock and balls torture vs Tits or GTFO (3460 views)
Highway
fritsie
jMZ
fritsie
jMZ
sh0t
Tomun
Vein
Tomun
Vein
27.12.12 03:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | TitZ FragZone GTFO | 61 kills |
Killing Spree | TitZ SoSa gTfo | 4 frags without being killed |
Accountant | cbt yawhgiH | 107% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | TitZ FragZone GTFO | 22 gibs |
...and stay dead! | cbt JMZiNiHOOOO | 67% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | cbt yawhgiH | 53 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | cbt yawhgiH | 9 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | cbt yawhgiH | 173 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | TiTz Vein gtFo | 257 damage per frag |
What objective? | cbt yawhgiH | 403 XP |
Red Shirt | TitZ FragZone GTFO | 71 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | cbt JMZiNiHOOOO | 10 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | cbt fritsie | 156 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | cbt yawhgiH | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | cbt yawhgiH | 19 /kills |
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R^DUS ))) bobAx [Countdown]: | half 6 maar ? |
cbt yawhgiH [Countdown]: | fun |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [Countdown]: | half8 |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [Countdown]: | deal? |
R^DUS ))) bobAx [Countdown]: | :D |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [Countdown]: | :D |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [Countdown]: | :{D |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [Countdown]: | :{D |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [9:49]: | :{D |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [9:49]: | :{D |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [9:49]: | :{D |
[9:49]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [9:49]: | :{D |
[9:43]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:42]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:25]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:02]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:45]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [8:28]: | GNAGNA |
[8:28]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:24]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:33]: | Allies team locked from spectators by TitZ SoSa gTfo |
[6:26]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [5:54]: | lol ga is dood |
[5:39]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[5:34]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:01]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[5:00]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:47]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
TitZ SoSa gTfo [3:52]: | shoutout to foreigngay |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [3:46]: | <3 |
TitZ FragZone GTFO [3:43]: | shoutout to gungh0... |
[3:30]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:29 |
[6:44]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:25]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:21]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:05]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[6:03]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[4:30]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[4:25]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[4:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [4:17]: | :{D |
[3:23]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[2:56]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[1:11]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:10]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
R^DUS ))) bobAx [0:58]: | telaaaaaaaaaat |
[0:57]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
cbt yawhgiH [0:50]: | tja |
R^DUS ))) bobAx [0:44]: | jammer :) |
cbt yawhgiH [0:41]: | heb al poosje niet gespeelt |
cbt yawhgiH [0:40]: | wat wil je |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [0:13]: | speel me tog belabberd |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [0:12]: | xD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:29) |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [Intermission]: | you better win this next one jamz |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [Intermission]: | I have money on you |
cbt yawhgiH [Intermission]: | if its not delivery |
cbt yawhgiH [Intermission]: | or ice |
cbt yawhgiH [Intermission]: | we will |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [Intermission]: | xD |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [Intermission]: | it's delivery |
cbt yawhgiH [Warmup]: | for fuck sak |
[11:23]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:22]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[11:15]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[11:04]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:41]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[10:41]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[10:39]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[10:38]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[10:10]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[10:01]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[9:59]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:19]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[9:09]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [9:06]: | no shit |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [9:06]: | :D |
[8:59]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[8:59]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:14]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[7:14]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[7:13]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:20]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:12]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
cbt yawhgiH [5:27]: | wat |
[5:12]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:10]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:09]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [5:00]: | ja kankeropo |
[4:58]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:39]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:38]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:22]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:18]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:25]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:15]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:12]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:00]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[3:00]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:00 |
cbt yawhgiH [Intermission]: | gg |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [Countdown]: | Sosa: Mom, I said I'm a champion okay, I'm doing an official |
TiTz Vein gtFo [Countdown]: | XD |
[8:29]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:15]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
cbt yawhgiH [7:55]: | WAT |
[6:02]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[6:02]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
cbt JMZiNiHOOOO [5:53]: | lol |
[5:53]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[5:44]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[5:37]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:03]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:51]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:51]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[4:51]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:39]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:34]: | ( . Y . ) drAke connected |
[4:17]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:11]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:57]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:51]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[3:43]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:37]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:03]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:03]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[2:57]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[2:52]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[2:35]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [2:35]: | I bet against them |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [2:34]: | lmao |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [2:29]: | who titz? |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [2:26]: | yeah |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [2:25]: | :P |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [2:19]: | they yo team |
[2:16]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [2:15]: | :P |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [2:05]: | they dont want me to give them cheats?!?!? |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [1:54]: | my wall hacks are supreme!!!!! |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [1:50]: | xD |
cbt yawhgiH [1:45]: | {D;d;d; |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [1:29]: | we lost htis one |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [1:22]: | probably the war |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [1:22]: | eh |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [1:19]: | could still win |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [1:11]: | we suck too much |
[1:05]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:01]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [0:51]: | it's not over yet. |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [0:49]: | vein not clutch enoyugh |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [0:46]: | watch |
[0:43]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [0:42]: | him or weezy |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [0:41]: | gona fuck it up |
[0:28]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[0:28]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:31 (original: 9:00) |
TitZ SoSa gTfo [Intermission]: | GG |
( . Y .^H ) drAke [Intermission]: | WOW |
TiTz Vein gtFo [Intermission]: | woooooooooooooo |
TiTz Benchwarmer gtFo [Intermission]: | xDDD |
TitZ SoSa gTfo [Intermission]: | WE FUCKING WIN |
TitZ SoSa gTfo [Intermission]: | HELL YES |
cbt yawhgiH [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | cbt yawhgiH disconnected |
TitZ SoSa gTfo [Intermission]: | LOVE SOSA |
TiTz Vein gtFo [Intermission]: | sosa |
[Intermission]: | cbt fritsie disconnected |
TiTz Vein gtFo [Intermission]: | clutch daddy |
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