Malibu vs Caution! (2524 views)
04.01.13 22:30 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | caution.naab | 76 kills |
Killing Spree | SupNaiZmAlibu. | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | caution.naab | 86% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | caution.naab | 14 gibs |
...and stay dead! | caution.naab | 18% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | caution.naab | 67 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | jijweetdat | 7 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | jijweetdat | 131 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | kApotiZmAlibu. | 273 damage per frag |
What objective? | caution.naab | 441 XP |
Red Shirt | yokoiZmAlibu. | 96 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | kApotiZmAlibu. | 15 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | jijweetdat | 169 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | caution.naab | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | SupNaiZmAlibu. | 31 /kills |
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yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | :þ |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | :þ |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | Brb toilet |
lag machine [Warmup]: | come on |
lag machine [Warmup]: | shit in ru seat |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy. |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ipod |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | viko wants to spec |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | he told me to ask you |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | can he ? |
lag machine [Warmup]: | sure |
lag machine [Warmup]: | XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd |
lag machine [Warmup]: | yes? |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ty |
lag machine [Warmup]: | :) |
lag machine [Warmup]: | no ghosting tho mate |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | xD |
lag machine [Warmup]: | viko <3 |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ViKO WELCOME XD |
caution.notlaggingatall [Warmup]: | U NEVER SEEN WARPING LIKE THIS |
S L E E P E R [Warmup]: | ipod speclock :$ |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | HAHAHA |
lag machine [Warmup]: | :D |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | HE WANTED TO SPEC ME |
S L E E P E R [Warmup]: | :DD |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | care |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | :D! |
S L E E P E R [Countdown]: | 6 :( |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | hf |
yokoiZmAlibu. [11:21]: | wtf |
yokoiZmAlibu. [11:20]: | XD |
yokoiZmAlibu. [11:13]: | TELEPORTING NAZYS |
[10:19]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
lag machine [10:19]: | SON OF A BITCH |
lag machine [10:17]: | I FUCKING AHTE U NAIM |
[9:51]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:33]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:30]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:26]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:01]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
lag machine [9:01]: | THIS IS TOO MUCH |
yokoiZmAlibu. [9:01]: | haha |
caution.notlaggingatall [9:01]: | I FEEL YOU |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [9:01]: | ME TOO |
caution.notlaggingatall [9:01]: | "teleporting nazi" |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [9:01]: | oh no |
caution.notlaggingatall [9:01]: | lmfao |
[9:01]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[9:01]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[9:01]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[9:01]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[9:01]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [9:01]: | a true bodybuilder never gives up ipod |
[9:01]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[9:01]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:01]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:01]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[9:01]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [9:01]: | :D! |
[9:01]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [9:01]: | :D! |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [9:01]: | :D! |
[9:01]: | FIGHT! |
[8:29]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[8:20]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[7:53]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
yokoiZmAlibu. [7:34]: | :*D |
yokoiZmAlibu. [7:34]: | :*D |
caution.notlaggingatall [6:27]: | THE LAGS |
[6:25]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
lag machine [5:13]: | fuckin ahte u anim |
kApotiZmAlibu. [4:45]: | lways 2v1 |
[3:31]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[3:31]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[3:17]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
yokoiZmAlibu. [3:15]: | :þ |
caution.notlaggingatall [0:59]: | KIK |
caution.notlaggingatall [0:58]: | LOL |
caution.notlaggingatall [0:56]: | I LAGGED ON IT |
[0:23]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:36 |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | ur lag stopped:/ |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy. |
[10:26]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:25]: | tiMbolina connected |
[10:17]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:16]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
S L E E P E R [10:09]: | heee chemp ;p |
jijweetdat [10:03]: | hee ViKODiN |
[9:56]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
jijweetdat [9:54]: | 7 pls :$ |
[9:44]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:29]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
jijweetdat [9:02]: | hoe gaat ie? ;-) |
[8:12]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:09]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
S L E E P E R [7:54]: | ^^ |
[6:51]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
kApotiZmAlibu. [6:41]: | TIMBO &VIKO?> |
[6:38]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
jijweetdat [6:27]: | im saKen |
jijweetdat [6:10]: | Xd |
lag machine [6:10]: | fcj |
lag machine [6:08]: | et forze |
[6:02]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[6:02]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
kApotiZmAlibu. [5:49]: | saKen met tzac van timbo |
S L E E P E R [5:45]: | busted |
[5:34]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[5:34]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[5:20]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
yokoiZmAlibu. [5:06]: | ahah |
kApotiZmAlibu. [5:04]: | you rly lagging |
jijweetdat [5:04]: | viko can i ask you something |
lag machine [5:02]: | stfu |
S L E E P E R [4:56]: | you just did ;p |
kApotiZmAlibu. [4:45]: | bAd gAme . |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [4:44]: | bN xD |
jijweetdat [4:36]: | bAd gAme kApot |
yokoiZmAlibu. [4:35]: | brb |
[4:29]: | yokoiZmAlibu. disconnected |
[4:04]: | olasfanmaszmalego connected |
lag machine [4:01]: | get in timb |
lag machine [4:00]: | ggs |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [3:57]: | xD |
[3:56]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 7:40 (original: 11:36) |
jijweetdat [Intermission]: | sure |
[Intermission]: | lag machine disconnected |
jijweetdat [Intermission]: | what team |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | their team |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy. |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy. |
[Countdown]: | SupNaiZmAlibu.called a vote. |
[Countdown]: | Vote cancelled |
[11:13]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[11:09]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:12]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[10:12]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[10:11]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[9:58]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[9:52]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
jijweetdat [9:01]: | xdd |
kApotiZmAlibu. [8:59]: | XDD |
yokoiZmAlibu. [8:04]: | thats so fking stupid |
[7:52]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[7:44]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[7:33]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
caution.notlaggingatall [7:29]: | that lag |
caution.notlaggingatall [7:27]: | so storng |
[7:27]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
caution.naab [7:11]: | LOL |
[6:48]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:34]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:29]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:18]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[6:15]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:11]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:41]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[5:24]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[5:14]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:05]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:40]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:37]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[4:37]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:22 |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy. |
[6:35]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[6:03]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[6:02]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[6:01]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[5:54]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[5:52]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
caution.notlaggingatall [5:28]: | sir |
caution.notlaggingatall [5:27]: | that nade |
[5:15]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[5:15]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [5:02]: | was awesome |
[4:52]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:27]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:23]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[4:15]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:13]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[3:55]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:33]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:33]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:00]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[2:41]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[2:34]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:46]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:42]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[1:42]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 5:40 (original: 7:22) |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | ggg |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | gg |
S L E E P E R [Intermission]: | :XD |
caution.notlaggingatall [Intermission]: | lag to op |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | yeah |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | angry as fuck op |
caution.notlaggingatall [Warmup]: | but |
caution.notlaggingatall [Warmup]: | its ur map |
caution.notlaggingatall [Warmup]: | u voted |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | LOL? |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | XD |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | who voted? |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | shut up fag |
jijweetdat [Warmup]: | kapot voted |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | niet waar man |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | leugenaar |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | stfu |
jijweetdat [Warmup]: | just trolling lol |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | XD |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | xD |
caution.notlaggingatall [Countdown]: | so serious |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | me to |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | :) |
jijweetdat [Countdown]: | xddd |
yokoiZmAlibu. [8:32]: | ITS OVER |
yokoiZmAlibu. [8:26]: | 9000 |
kApotiZmAlibu. [7:45]: | mfg |
kApotiZmAlibu. [7:19]: | again |
yokoiZmAlibu. [5:44]: | :þ |
yokoiZmAlibu. [5:43]: | :þ |
yokoiZmAlibu. [5:43]: | :þ |
yokoiZmAlibu. [5:43]: | :þ |
yokoiZmAlibu. [5:43]: | :þ |
yokoiZmAlibu. [5:42]: | :þ |
kApotiZmAlibu. [5:19]: | lucky |
[3:51]: | The Doors are opening!! |
yokoiZmAlibu. [3:42]: | Xd |
yokoiZmAlibu. [3:40]: | 3 full |
[3:24]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[3:24]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[1:37]: | Main blast door opening! |
[1:27]: | Main blast door closing! |
[1:07]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:52 |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | gg |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | big plays |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | much plants:D |
yokoiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | planted 8 times |
caution.naab [Warmup]: | thats 7 times too many |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | kut timbo |
jijweetdat [Warmup]: | ? |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | met je defuses |
jijweetdat [Warmup]: | wasnt me |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy. |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | oh wie dan |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | kut bN |
jijweetdat [Countdown]: | een van die andere weet niet wie |
yokoiZmAlibu. [8:24]: | YEAH |
jijweetdat [8:21]: | enjoy |
kApotiZmAlibu. [8:07]: | gg |
[8:00]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[7:25]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[7:25]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
yokoiZmAlibu. [5:13]: | gg |
yokoiZmAlibu. [5:12]: | cu |
[4:12]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 4:40 (original: 8:52) |
caution.naab [Intermission]: | ggs |
[Intermission]: | kApotiZmAlibu. disconnected |
caution.notlaggingatall [Intermission]: | AND IF U DONT KNOW |
caution.notlaggingatall [Intermission]: | NOW U KNOW NIGGA |
[Intermission]: | caution.naab disconnected |
[Intermission]: | caution.ipodolina disconnected |
[Intermission]: | caution.notlaggingatall disconnected |
SupNaiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ? XD |
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