abstraction vs boozers (2466 views)
28.01.13 02:15 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | boozers PapaSmurf | 60 kills |
Killing Spree | boozers PapaSmurf | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | boozers PapaSmurf | 97% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | boozers PapaSmurf | 17 gibs |
...and stay dead! | boozers bNk' | 36% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | boozers PapaSmurf | 57 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | boozers bNk' | 9 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | boozers PapaSmurf | 162 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | Aristo | 336 damage per frag |
What objective? | boozers PapaSmurf | 312 XP |
Red Shirt | n | 76 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | @k | 16 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | @k | 165 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | boozers bNk' | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | boozers Nani | 30 /kills |
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boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | @k get your tzac guid registred |
@k [Warmup]: | noww? |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | yes now |
n [Warmup]: | cmon |
@k [Warmup]: | u_u |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | nie kumam graliscie tyle meczy z nim |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | They call me papa smurf for a reason, I am a strict pedophile |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | a on nie dodal tzaca jeszcze |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | ? |
@k [Warmup]: | oki w8 |
@k [Warmup]: | wtf |
n [Warmup]: | on ma inny tzac na kazdym meczu wiec ciezko |
n [Warmup]: | dostaje bana , to bierze nastepny |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | CO KURWA |
n [Warmup]: | ma 40 kont, z botem i wh od zaby taka gra. |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | smiechy smiechami |
n [Warmup]: | dodanie tzac id na cb nie sprawi ze ktos nie bedzie gral na wh albo bocie |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | niech to doda i bd spokoj |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | .. |
n [Warmup]: | to zmiencie czas meczu |
boozers Nani [Warmup]: | ten sie spina od nas |
n [Warmup]: | albo juz chuj, i tak nie zbetuje |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | what takes you so long to add your id? |
n [Warmup]: | bo to biznesmen z krwi i kosci, trzepie hajs na tej grze od 2002 |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | Get the damn tzac guid registred... cmon |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | zmien dilera ;d |
n [Warmup]: | how much money u gonna win, if u care that much |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | nothing, I just like to know who I play against |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | =1 |
n [Warmup]: | agaisnt kazzim |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | It doesn't even take a minute |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | to add the stupid tzac guid |
n [Warmup]: | he probably dont know how |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | kazzim got another tzac guid than this on the cb site |
n [Warmup]: | /..... |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | so if it really is kazzim |
n [Warmup]: | :O |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | he knows how to add it |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | :D |
boozers Nani [Warmup]: | wpierdolcie to jebane id na to cb bo kurwa on nigdy nie rupnie |
n [Warmup]: | cb broken |
Aristo [Warmup]: | :D |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | JAJA |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | sobie robisz |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | ? |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | it's not broken, add it |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | I give you 5 mins |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | 2 mins if you come up with a stupid excuse |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | :D |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | :D |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | :D |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | troche dziwne ze ma inne tzaci |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | to raz |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | a dwa kazdy ma id tzaca do cb |
Aristo [Warmup]: | something is wrong with this guy |
boozers Nani [Warmup]: | XD |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | ... :D |
Aristo [Warmup]: | seriously |
n [Warmup]: | no wlasnie tez tak mysle |
n [Warmup]: | jezu kurwa |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | Well, is it really that hard to simply add/change his tzac guid or connect with the right account? :D |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | he stink |
boozers Nani [Warmup]: | co on jakis jebniety |
n [Warmup]: | it is |
n [Warmup]: | for him |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | Tell him if he doesn't want to loose due to a forfeit he better hurry |
n [Warmup]: | u understand? |
n [Warmup]: | XD |
Aristo [Warmup]: | and you're going to win points |
Aristo [Warmup]: | oh noes |
n [Warmup]: | like for my old teammate even install et right was big problem |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | This ain't chinaleague.nk |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | :D |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | :D |
n [Warmup]: | ok. |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | kurwa |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | co on kurwa w szafie spi ? |
n [Warmup]: | ja sobie gadam do niego a tu 0 odpowiedzi |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | od razu widac ze ukrywa cos |
n [Warmup]: | tak ,bota i wh |
boozers Nani [Warmup]: | skad on jest? |
n [Warmup]: | dla tego ma najnizszy dmg w kazdym meczu prawie |
n [Warmup]: | fra |
Aristo [Warmup]: | idk why do you need two tzac acc anywa |
Aristo [Warmup]: | y |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | wyjebane mam gracie w cb nie pierwszy raz |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | wiecie jak jest |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | He doesn't have his tzac guid registred -> we don't know it it really is kazzim |
Aristo [Warmup]: | you will see at the end of the map |
n [Warmup]: | yes i know |
Aristo [Warmup]: | 2000 dmg less than the others |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | That's not what I care about |
boozers Nani [Warmup]: | hfvrefggvyuregfvyuevyuegfqr |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | And why isn't he actually able to write himself? |
boozers Nani [Warmup]: | w kurwe |
n [Warmup]: | why he rly care about |
n [Warmup]: | he doing it now |
n [Warmup]: | lets wait |
Aristo [Warmup]: | if I tould my grandmother to change his cb tzac guid she'd do it faster |
n [Warmup]: | for effect |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | :D |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | :D |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | Tell him there is option to use french on the cb site |
Aristo [Warmup]: | :D |
boozers Nani [Warmup]: | ja pierdole 2;40 a ja musze na jakiegos popierdolca czekac |
boozers PapaSmurf [Warmup]: | if he doesn't speak english |
n [Warmup]: | done |
n [Warmup]: | fine? mr businessman? |
@k [Warmup]: | omg |
boozers bNk' [Warmup]: | ja juz spie na klawie |
@k [Countdown]: | sorry w8 i think have guid but change because wrong pw |
[8:13]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:55]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:34]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:34]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[6:59]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
boozers bNk' [6:31]: | -.- |
[6:03]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:00]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:25]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[4:05]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[3:46]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
@k [2:38]: | hit? |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
@k [Intermission]: | papa hit |
Aristo [Warmup]: | dont mess with him |
Aristo [Warmup]: | he is donator |
[8:35]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:03]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[7:56]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:41]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:36]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[7:01]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:57]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:00]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:52]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[3:29]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
boozers bNk' [2:29]: | :D |
[1:44]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:43]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[1:30]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
@k [Intermission]: | gg |
n [Intermission]: | he is obv cheater |
Aristo [Warmup]: | :D |
[8:18]: | Allies permanently capture the factory district! |
[8:18]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
[7:24]: | The side gate has been built! |
[7:23]: | Allies have destroyed the Side Door! |
[6:28]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[6:28]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[6:28]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[6:28]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[6:28]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[6:28]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:32 |
n [2:23]: | za glosno chodze |
n [2:21]: | :/ |
Aristo [2:14]: | gg |
[1:43]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[1:07]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
boozers PapaSmurf [0:33]: | :-) |
boozers PapaSmurf [0:20]: | Papa Smurf wishes you a good night, and remember |
boozers PapaSmurf [0:07]: | Sleeping with your butt towards the wall doesn't help you when you sleep with an open mouth |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:32) |
[Intermission]: | Aristo disconnected |
[Intermission]: | boozers bNk' disconnected |
[Intermission]: | boozers PapaSmurf disconnected |
[Intermission]: | boozers Nani disconnected |
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