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be BrCh
cl NAKEZ
gb Knocker
nl dETZ
in fragnon


CB 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
03.02.13 17:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth c[_] nightmare 79 kills
Killing Spree c[_] nightmare 6 frags without being killed
Accountant c[_] nightmare 113% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! c[_] BrCh?! 17 gibs
...and stay dead! c[_] BrCh?! 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning c[_] nightmare 67 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! c[_] nightmare 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer PulSe( dETZ 136 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! PulSe( elomax 243 damage per frag
What objective? c[_] nightmare 447 XP
Red Shirt PulSe( elomax 71 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? pulse(Knocker 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore c[_] nightmare 155 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut PulSe( elomax 3 team kills
Gingerbread man PulSe( dETZ 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
c[_] nightmare11344779708001713846112701240/06/667/496/117516166
c[_] NAKEZ78320425282217803069063280/05/434/285/219112824
c[_] BrCh?!703694564170318862693022090/010/433/405/319214556
c[_] 88113616618633255230502274786610/021/4134/4016/318614545
pulse(Knocker50256356882111635484892570/01/1234/391/818212137
PulSe( elomax5630940712031211372114372310/03/439/531/328416147
PulSe( dETZ80326577160119906298881760/08/346/444/515913947
PulSe(6289113221016254226788298146640/012/3119/446/520814047
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
c[_] nightmare901451921300736763200880/04/112/143/0/KKK/DD/DD/KDDKDDKK//KKKK/DDDKKKKDXDKDKKK
c[_] NAKEZ5010281631062329231500/01/16/71/1SDDKK/DDKDK/DDKD///KD/KK
c[_] BrCh?!47103919401522502932240/01/27/92/3DDDDDKD/KDD/DDK/K/D/DDKKTKDKK
c[_] 623503656101118825584471120/06/425/306/4
pulse(Knocker50688162005151720872000/00/47/61/3/DKKXKDKKK/X/DDDK/K/DDDDDD
PulSe( elomax45951022001641893689600/01/19/121/3KD/TK/KDD/DD/DKKKKDDDDK/DDK/DKDDD
PulSe( dETZ1059519181019274124791220/02/014/74/2DK/KK//KK/KK/KD/KTKDK/KK/DDK/KDKKDKKDD
PulSe(67258375630220844782553820/03/530/256/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
c[_] nightmare10698171610033069279100/00/216/121/1K/KD//KDDKKDDKDKXKKDDKDDKDDKDKKKKKX
c[_] NAKEZ1137717154113245317041690/01/113/104/0DKKDKD/KKK/KDDKDKKK/KKDKDDKSDKDKT
c[_] BrCh?!1301061713801324292250620/04/013/101/0KDKDK/KDKKKKKDDTKKK/KDDKKDKDK/D
c[_] 116281514413129795167452310/05/342/326/1
pulse(Knocker7793141810021674196500/00/214/110/3DKK/K/DKDDKDDKKDKDDKKDDDKKDDKDDK
PulSe( elomax45809201003262130101120/00/19/160/0DD/DDKDDDK/KDKDKDDK/DKDKDKDDD
PulSe( dETZ4590112430062450297600/02/19/150/2KD/DDKKDD/DD/KK/DDD/DDK/KDDKKKDDKDD
PulSe(56263346250011674579511120/02/432/420/5
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
c[_] nightmare194149331730064914297500/00/031/112/0KKKKDKKK/KKDKK/DKKDDKK/KDKK/KKDKKK/KKKDKKK/KKDDKKD
c[_] NAKEZ5878712000716961351820/01/16/40/0K/DKDD/K/D/K/D//KKK
c[_] BrCh?!83911518400725262403340/04/110/101/0KDKKKD/KKDDKKD/DKD/KDK/K/D/DK/KKD
c[_] 112318554770020913667291160/05/247/253/0
pulse(Knocker3037723201214982993300/01/37/160/2DDDKDDDKDTKDDKD/DDKDDDD/DDKDDKD
PulSe( elomax3578720000327573094180/00/17/170/0DKDDDK/DKXDKD/DKDDDD/KKDDDDD
PulSe( dETZ7679131710002474304900/01/112/150/1DKDDDDDKKDKDKDKKKDDKDDDKDKDKDK
PulSe(471942760301567299136480/02/526/480/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
c[_] nightmare553759100013541407360/00/25/70/0DDKDDKDKDDKDKD
c[_] NAKEZ100336610119411015770/02/15/40/1DDKK/KXTDKDDKK
c[_] BrCh?!304231010128861137890/01/12/81/0D/DD/DTKXDDKDKD
c[_] 6211214253023318135592020/03/412/191/1
pulse(Knocker572247200210201091180/00/34/30/0XKDK/KDDD/KD
PulSe( elomax1403875101012861097410/01/07/50/0KTKDKDDKKDKDK
PulSe( dETZ1575111710031253993540/03/08/40/0KKKDKK//K/KKKKDKDD
PulSe(11811122194015355931811130/04/319/120/0
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
c[_] nightmare50924000147234500/02/00/30/0D/DDKK
c[_] NAKEZ1502132000028539200/00/03/20/0KDKKD
c[_] BrCh?!501812000129118600/00/01/10/0K/D
c[_] 8348680002104892300/02/04/60/0
pulse(Knocker2002121110026011000/00/02/10/0SKKD
PulSe( elomax1001833000051954700/00/13/20/0DKKDKD
PulSe( dETZ501112000014439100/00/11/10/0DKD
PulSe(11750661100923104800/00/26/40/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
c[_] nightmare100933000036155200/00/13/20/0DKDDKK
c[_] NAKEZ100911000032612900/00/01/10/0DK
c[_] BrCh?!0902000024439400/00/00/20/0DD
c[_] 6727460000931107500/00/14/50/0
pulse(Knocker01503010038524390/00/00/20/0DSD
PulSe( elomax40004100100000/01/04/10/0KTKKKD
PulSe( dETZ6602300010000/00/02/20/0X/KKD
PulSe(1551567011138524390/01/06/50/0

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Player Chats
PulSe( dETZ [Countdown]: gl hf buys
c[_] nightmare [Countdown]: hf
[7:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:05]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:54]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[3:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:59]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:04]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:51]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
PulSe( dETZ [0:49]: brb pee
PulSe( elomax [0:38]: fucking gay shit bind
PulSe( elomax [0:33]: taking out knife
[0:29]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:30
[10:55]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:50]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:10]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:58]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:34]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:37]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:51]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[2:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
PulSe( dETZ [1:19]: XD
PulSe( elomax [1:17]: xD
[1:03]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:26 (original: 11:30)
PulSe( dETZ [Intermission]: gg wp
[6:33]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:55]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:29]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:50]: Axis have returned the objective!
PulSe( dETZ [3:35]: Xd
[3:08]: Axis have returned the objective!
PulSe( elomax [2:54]: wtf
PulSe( elomax [2:51]: gasy shit mouse
[0:18]: Main blast door opening!
c[_] nightmare [0:06]: gg
PulSe( dETZ [0:04]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
PulSe( dETZ [Warmup]: xD
[9:10]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:14]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
c[_] nightmare [5:27]: gg
[5:20]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:39 (original: 10:00)
PulSe( dETZ [Intermission]: tails
c[_] nightmare [Intermission]: brb
PulSe( elomax [Intermission]: gay tard mouse5
PulSe( elomax [Intermission]: i wanna fuck it
c[_] NAKEZ [Warmup]: rup
PulSe( dETZ [Warmup]: no
PulSe( dETZ [Warmup]: other pls
c[_] nightmare [Warmup]: so w/o
c[_] nightmare [Warmup]: our map
PulSe( elomax [Warmup]: rofl so u pick ne retarded shit we want
PulSe( elomax [Warmup]: nice attitude in a dead game
c[_] nightmare [Warmup]: This game isn't dead.
PulSe( elomax [Warmup]: ok
PulSe( dETZ [Warmup]: It is actually dropped from 2k players to 200 ?
c[_] nightmare [Warmup]: rup
pulse(Knocker [Warmup]: THIS MAP ON MAP POOL
c[_] BrCh?! [Warmup]: do you wanna go then for raw castle?
[9:21]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:13]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[9:03]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:51]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:08
PulSe( dETZ [Intermission]: fuck off sucky map lost my way =,=
c[_] BrCh?! [Warmup]: be happy it aint village
c[_] nightmare [Warmup]: It's only a game, why you have to be mad?
PulSe( elomax [Warmup]: feelin so proud?
PulSe( dETZ [Warmup]: I know that one
c[_] nightmare [Warmup]: Yes, i'm proud of myself.
c[_] BrCh?! [Warmup]: you know village and get lost on beach? and you want us to take you srsly?
PulSe( elomax [Warmup]: i bet ur mommie gonna give u some present for winning this offie
PulSe( dETZ [Warmup]: I dont that this game serious as you do.
c[_] nightmare [Warmup]: Yes, i'll get new iphone
PulSe( dETZ [Warmup]: just rup
[1:07]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[0:36]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
PulSe( elomax [0:23]: retards
[0:22]: PulSe( elomax disconnected
[0:16]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
c[_] nightmare [0:12]: He mad?
[0:02]: PulSe( dETZ disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:08)

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