Obey us fuck you vs noPulse (2507 views)
Elliot
lullaby
dooppi
lullaby
dooppi
fraGnon
wssquad
SkyLine
wssquad
SkyLine
03.03.13 13:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | korralik vanaema | 56 kills |
Killing Spree | korralik vanaema | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | korralik vanaema | 108% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | korralik vanaema | 13 gibs |
...and stay dead! | korralik vanaema | 23% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | ZaraLarsson | 39 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | korralik vanaema | 12 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | korralik vanaema | 174 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | {no-PLs}fraGa | 357 damage per frag |
What objective? | korralik vanaema | 339 XP |
Red Shirt | YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE | 65 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | {no-PLs}fraGa | 15 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | {no-PLs}SkyLine | 171 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | ELT | 1 team kills |
Gingerbread man | YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE | 21 /kills |
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ZaraLarsson [Warmup]: | yo elt |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [Warmup]: | fragnon mom pulled out the internet again ? |
{no-PLs}fraGa [Warmup]: | no |
ELT [Warmup]: | :D! |
{no-PLs}fraGa [Warmup]: | was rebooting |
{no-PLs}fraGa [Warmup]: | mom not at home |
{no-PLs}fraGa [Warmup]: | can play |
{no-PLs}fraGa [Warmup]: | :D |
korralik vanaema [Warmup]: | i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!! |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [Countdown]: | hf |
korralik vanaema [Countdown]: | HF NO GL |
[11:58]: | Allies team locked from spectators by {no-PLs}fraGa |
[11:54]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
ELT [11:54]: | :D! |
ELT [11:53]: | :D! |
ELT [11:53]: | :D! |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [11:54]: | :D |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [11:53]: | :D |
korralik vanaema [11:53]: | :-) |
korralik vanaema [11:54]: | :-) |
korralik vanaema [11:53]: | :O) |
korralik vanaema [11:54]: | :O) |
korralik vanaema [11:53]: | :P |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
{no-PLs}fraGa [11:53]: | wss drunk ^^ |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [11:53]: | wss crash mouse |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [11:53]: | becase bad spawntime |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [11:53]: | :D |
[11:54]: | Axis team locked from spectators by JGP |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
ELT [11:53]: | :D! |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [11:53]: | sup |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
ELT [11:53]: | :D! |
ELT [11:54]: | :D! |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [11:54]: | :D |
{no-PLs}fraGa [11:54]: | he fixing mouse apparantly |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
korralik vanaema [11:53]: | play nomouse |
korralik vanaema [11:54]: | np |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [11:53]: | xD |
korralik vanaema [11:54]: | touchscreen |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [11:54]: | i thought someone nuked poland' |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [11:54]: | :S |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
[11:53]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[11:53]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[11:53]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[11:53]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[11:53]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[11:53]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[11:53]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[11:53]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[11:53]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[11:53]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[11:53]: | FIGHT! |
[9:45]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:42]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:54]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:44]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [7:43]: | :D |
korralik vanaema [7:43]: | :-) |
ELT [7:43]: | :D! |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [7:43]: | :D |
ELT [7:43]: | :D! |
ELT [7:43]: | :D! |
korralik vanaema [7:41]: | HAHAHAAZ |
{no-PLs}fraGa [7:38]: | lol |
korralik vanaema [7:30]: | nice granma |
korralik vanaema [7:28]: | grandma |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [6:13]: | :D |
korralik vanaema [3:46]: | :-) |
korralik vanaema [3:46]: | :-) |
korralik vanaema [3:45]: | haha |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [3:13]: | :D |
[3:11]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[2:55]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:33]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[2:29]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[1:56]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [0:01]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
korralik vanaema [Warmup]: | i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!! |
korralik vanaema [11:10]: | TALIBAN? |
[11:09]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [11:05]: | fucking unlucky nade |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [11:01]: | fuck thsi shit |
korralik vanaema [10:59]: | :-) |
korralik vanaema [10:35]: | :-) |
[10:35]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:31]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[10:28]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:33]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:29]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [9:27]: | ty kurwo |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [9:26]: | stara |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [9:25]: | pierdolona |
korralik vanaema [9:24]: | :-) |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [9:22]: | ropo |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [9:22]: | jebana |
[8:44]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
korralik vanaema [8:43]: | :-) |
korralik vanaema [8:43]: | hahaha |
[8:35]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[8:25]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[7:51]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
korralik vanaema [7:39]: | :-) |
[7:25]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[7:24]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[7:23]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[7:10]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
ELT [5:36]: | :D |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [5:24]: | fucking nade |
korralik vanaema [5:21]: | :-) |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [5:13]: | gg |
[4:34]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 7:25 (original: 12:00) |
korralik vanaema [Warmup]: | skyline u love my nades ? |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [Warmup]: | rup |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [Warmup]: | yep |
korralik vanaema [Warmup]: | dooppi dopi do .. |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [Warmup]: | :D |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [Countdown]: | hf |
korralik vanaema [Countdown]: | hf |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [9:34]: | fuicking waiter |
ELT [9:31]: | :D! |
[9:14]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
[9:03]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:02]: | Storage Wall destroyed! |
[8:05]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
korralik vanaema [6:34]: | fail |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [5:18]: | gg |
[5:14]: | The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:45 |
korralik vanaema [Warmup]: | i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!! |
{no-PLs}fraGa [Countdown]: | GOT MORE kills in 1 round here |
{no-PLs}fraGa [Countdown]: | than2 rounds of supply |
{no-PLs}fraGa [Countdown]: | :DDD |
ELT [Countdown]: | :D! |
ELT [Countdown]: | :D! |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [Countdown]: | :D |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [Countdown]: | :D |
[3:55]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [3:49]: | :D |
[3:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:33]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
korralik vanaema [0:09]: | :-) |
{no-PLs}SkyLine [0:08]: | gg |
korralik vanaema [0:05]: | why not main ? |
korralik vanaema [0:01]: | then u would had it |
korralik vanaema [0:00]: | cp way |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:45) |
YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE [Intermission]: | ggwp |
[Intermission]: | ZaraLarsson disconnected |
[Intermission]: | ELT disconnected |
[Intermission]: | {no-PLs}SkyLine disconnected |
[Intermission]: | korralik vanaema disconnected |
[Intermission]: | {no-PLs}fraGa disconnected |
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