noPulse vs Obey us fuck you (2767 views)
11.03.13 15:15 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | noob | 74 kills |
Killing Spree | noob | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | noob | 116% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | noob | 19 gibs |
...and stay dead! | oldsChooler | 28% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | noob | 64 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | Lullaby | 10 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | noob | 208 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | Lullaby | 322 damage per frag |
What objective? | noob | 455 XP |
Red Shirt | |<377u7 fraGaLL | 92 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | |<377u7 fraGaLL | 10 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | noob | 217 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | Lullaby | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | Youri Karmakovski | 31 /kills |
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Lullaby [Warmup]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [Warmup]: | u mad????? |
Youri Karmakovski [Warmup]: | lullaby what if some1 typed yes im mad. what then? |
Lullaby [Warmup]: | then |
Lullaby [Warmup]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [Countdown]: | u mad????? |
Youri Karmakovski [Countdown]: | haz fun |
oldsChooler [Countdown]: | gonne be fun |
noob [Countdown]: | u2 |
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Lullaby [11:34]: | :D |
[11:24]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:15]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
Lullaby [11:02]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [10:32]: | u mad????? |
Buratiino.EE [10:07]: | WARPING |
Buratiino.EE [10:06]: | hell |
Lullaby [10:01]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [9:00]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [8:31]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [8:00]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [7:30]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [7:00]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [6:32]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [6:32]: | u mad????? |
[6:25]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[6:25]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[6:23]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:14]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
Lullaby [6:04]: | :D |
[5:54]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[5:53]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[5:33]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:04]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
Buratiino.EE [5:01]: | GTFO WARPER CUNT |
[5:01]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[5:01]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 6:58 |
oldsChooler [Intermission]: | this |
oldsChooler [Intermission]: | lag |
Youri Karmakovski [Intermission]: | he not warping, he stronk |
Lullaby [Intermission]: | :D |
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: | You 2 fucking warp like fags |
oldsChooler [Intermission]: | :( |
Lullaby [Intermission]: | fix ur inet |
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: | lol |
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: | hes nooob. |
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Youri Karmakovski [Warmup]: | no... noob = in your team... |
Lullaby [Warmup]: | u mad????? |
Youri Karmakovski [Warmup]: | peeter still alive? |
Lullaby [Warmup]: | rup |
noob [Warmup]: | yes |
noob [Countdown]: | playing dota 2 |
Youri Karmakovski [Countdown]: | havent seen his whiny ass in months |
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[6:14]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[6:12]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[6:04]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
Lullaby [5:09]: | fix ur inet |
[5:08]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[4:52]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
Lullaby [4:48]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [4:31]: | u mad????? |
Youri Karmakovski [3:46]: | rofl:D |
Lullaby [3:28]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [3:09]: | u mad????? |
Buratiino.EE [2:49]: | GTFO |
Lullaby [2:48]: | this is absurd X |
Lullaby [2:31]: | u mad????? |
[1:45]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[1:45]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[1:44]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
Lullaby [1:32]: | u mad????? |
[1:25]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:22]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
Lullaby [1:13]: | :D |
Lullaby [1:13]: | :D |
[1:03]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[0:51]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[0:42]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[0:29]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[0:21]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:58) |
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: | you all warp |
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: | sad but true. |
Youri Karmakovski [Intermission]: | 48 ping |
Youri Karmakovski [Intermission]: | but hey its alllll goood |
Lullaby [Intermission]: | i get hit behind walls all the time >D |
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Buratiino.EE [Warmup]: | schooler |
Buratiino.EE [Warmup]: | fix your connection |
Buratiino.EE [Countdown]: | ping jumping from 48-300 |
Youri Karmakovski [Countdown]: | hf |
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[10:59]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
Youri Karmakovski [10:49]: | wtf |
Youri Karmakovski [10:44]: | was wayyyy behind the wall:D |
Lullaby [10:26]: | u mad????? |
[10:06]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
Lullaby [10:05]: | u mad????? |
[9:49]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:21]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[9:10]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
Lullaby [8:47]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [8:29]: | u mad????? |
[8:22]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
Youri Karmakovski [7:36]: | :L! |
|<377u7 fraGaLL [7:34]: | lol |
[7:30]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
Lullaby [7:24]: | u mad????? |
[7:23]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[7:22]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[7:09]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
Lullaby [6:26]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [6:12]: | :D |
Lullaby [6:12]: | :D |
Lullaby [5:47]: | u mad????? |
Buratiino.EE [5:07]: | wp |
Youri Karmakovski [5:03]: | goegaim |
Buratiino.EE [4:48]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd |
[4:44]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:15 |
oldsChooler [Intermission]: | this lag |
oldsChooler [Intermission]: | :( |
Youri Karmakovski [Intermission]: | you great pelejer skeit great i tell you |
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Lullaby [6:48]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [6:18]: | u mad????? |
oldsChooler [6:12]: | fuck this |
[6:00]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
Buratiino.EE [6:00]: | :D |
Youri Karmakovski [6:00]: | need 2 mercs pm on irc gamestv viewers |
Youri Karmakovski [5:59]: | if we have any |
Youri Karmakovski [6:00]: | :D:D:D |
Buratiino.EE [6:00]: | ohh now you think you can win so you try to fix it? |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
Lullaby [6:00]: | :D |
Buratiino.EE [6:00]: | you can't |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
oldsChooler [6:00]: | dude shut the fuck up |
oldsChooler [6:00]: | i cant even move |
Youri Karmakovski [6:00]: | he ca'n if he wan'ts o'ke? |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
oldsChooler [5:59]: | nothing with winning |
Lullaby [6:00]: | stop downloading gay porn |
Buratiino.EE [6:00]: | 4 viewers |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
Buratiino.EE [6:00]: | schooler, you warp like a littel monkey who just had 1st bite of banana |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[5:59]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:59]: | FIGHT! |
Youri Karmakovski [6:00]: | :D |
oldsChooler [5:56]: | su nigger |
oldsChooler [5:56]: | thnx |
Buratiino.EE [5:52]: | fuck you fitta |
Lullaby [5:48]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [5:20]: | u mad????? |
[4:52]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
Lullaby [4:51]: | u mad????? |
|<377u7 fraGaLL [4:32]: | Syntex:The door is.... mit helvetti |
[4:31]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
Buratiino.EE [4:27]: | fitta |
Lullaby [4:18]: | u mad????? |
[4:12]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[3:59]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
Youri Karmakovski [3:43]: | erm |
oldsChooler [3:16]: | its stabel again :D |
Lullaby [2:49]: | u mad????? |
Youri Karmakovski [2:25]: | :!/ |
Lullaby [1:51]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [1:37]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [0:32]: | tails |
[0:29]: | Lullabycalled a vote. |
[0:25]: | Vote passed! |
[0:25]: | Coin toss comes up TAILS! |
[0:25]: | Coin toss comes up TAILS! |
Buratiino.EE [0:12]: | :d |
oldsChooler [0:11]: | :D |
Youri Karmakovski [0:11]: | you said tails but meant heads so we win |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:15) |
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: | -b4 |
oldsChooler [Intermission]: | -gold |
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Buratiino.EE [Warmup]: | -ice |
oldsChooler [Countdown]: | PING IS STABEL |
oldsChooler [Countdown]: | :d |
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Lullaby [9:36]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [9:10]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [8:36]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [7:37]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [7:11]: | u mad????? |
Youri Karmakovski [6:45]: | . |
Lullaby [6:38]: | :D |
Lullaby [5:36]: | u mad????? |
Youri Karmakovski [5:28]: | nice kid bind :D |
Lullaby [4:20]: | :D |
[3:47]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[2:16]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:43 |
|<377u7 fraGaLL [Intermission]: | intense gaming |
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Lullaby [Warmup]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [Warmup]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [Warmup]: | rup |
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Lullaby [6:46]: | u mad????? |
[6:26]: | The Doors are opening!! |
Lullaby [5:59]: | u mad????? |
[5:29]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[5:29]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
Lullaby [4:55]: | u mad????? |
[4:19]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
Lullaby [3:25]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [2:07]: | u mad????? |
[2:00]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
Lullaby [1:49]: | u mad????? |
Lullaby [0:34]: | god what warp |
|<377u7 fraGaLL [0:02]: | gg |
Youri Karmakovski [0:01]: | :) |
Youri Karmakovski [0:00]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:43) |
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: | gg warping cunts |
[Intermission]: | noob disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Buratiino.EE disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Youri Karmakovski disconnected |
[Intermission]: | oldsChooler disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Lullaby disconnected |
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