abstraction vs totalna zerowce (2509 views)
14.03.13 21:30 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | Boozers SMAKU^CU | 68 kills |
Killing Spree | Boozers SMAKU^CU | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | Boozers SMAKU^CU | 148% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | Boozers SMAKU^CU | 15 gibs |
...and stay dead! | Kapla | 26% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | Boozers SMAKU^CU | 66 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | tZ-prostytutka | 7 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | Boozers SMAKU^CU | 152 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | m1tja | 275 damage per frag |
What objective? | Boozers SMAKU^CU | 368 XP |
Red Shirt | Kapla | 68 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | tZ-bAstek | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | Boozers SMAKU^CU | 188 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | tZ-prostytutka | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | Boozers SMAKU^CU | 23 /kills |
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n [Warmup]: | na kaplana zawsze trzeba poczekac |
tZ-bAstek [Warmup]: | rup |
tZ-prostytutka [Countdown]: | fun |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [Countdown]: | HF |
tZ-bAstek [Countdown]: | gl |
[Countdown]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
m1tja [Countdown]: | hf aimbotters |
m1tja [10:38]: | yE |
m1tja [10:37]: | SURE |
m1tja [10:35]: | FUCKING HOMO |
tZ-bAstek [10:23]: | i watch |
tZ-bAstek [10:22]: | 2 cave |
tZ-bAstek [10:21]: | man.. |
[10:17]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[10:17]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[10:17]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
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[10:17]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[10:17]: | FIGHT! |
n [9:02]: | XD |
n [8:59]: | jezu, co to jest |
[6:47]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[6:46]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [6:46]: | KAMILUUUUUUUU |
[6:46]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [6:46]: | WIEM ZE MNIE OGLADASZ |
[6:46]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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[6:46]: | FIGHT! |
[6:30]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
n [6:12]: | co jeszcze mi powiesz |
[6:10]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [6:07]: | GL |
[4:40]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[4:39]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [4:28]: | :Ð |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [4:28]: | :Ð |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [4:27]: | :Ð |
n [4:03]: | jacy oni sa zretardowani ,ze 1v3 nie ida po flage |
[3:10]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[2:58]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[2:52]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:30]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[2:30]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[1:01]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
[Countdown]: | Vote passed! |
[11:08]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:57]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [10:57]: | :Ð |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [10:57]: | :Ð |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [10:57]: | :Ð |
[10:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:31]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[10:29]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
m1tja [10:15]: | man rly:D |
[9:55]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
n [9:44]: | gram sobie sam, jest. |
m1tja [9:39]: | ja res |
[9:33]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:33]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
m1tja [9:15]: | thats why we buy mics. to give infos nejm |
n [8:12]: | XD |
[7:55]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[7:25]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[5:28]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[5:27]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[5:27]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
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[5:27]: | FIGHT! |
[2:53]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:52]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:39]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[1:34]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 10:25 (original: 12:00) |
n [Intermission]: | chcecie kaple?> |
n [Intermission]: | 4v2> |
tZ-prostytutka [Intermission]: | xD |
n [Intermission]: | bedzie nam latwiej |
m1tja [Intermission]: | 64 hs |
m1tja [Intermission]: | gg |
n [Warmup]: | on robi demejcz |
[9:50]: | ncalled a vote. |
[9:48]: | Vote FAILED! (Map Restart ) |
n [9:48]: | bylem afk |
[9:45]: | ncalled a vote. |
[9:44]: | Vote FAILED! (Map Restart ) |
[9:41]: | ncalled a vote. |
[9:39]: | *** Level Restarted! *** |
[9:39]: | Vote passed! |
n [Warmup]: | afk kurwa jebane debile |
tZ-bAstek [Countdown]: | rupales |
[8:33]: | The Doors are opening!! |
tZ-prostytutka [8:12]: | XD |
[8:04]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[8:04]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:16]: | Main blast door opening! |
[7:02]: | Main blast door closing! |
[6:56]: | Main blast door opening! |
[6:48]: | Main blast door closing! |
[6:18]: | Main blast door opening! |
[6:11]: | Main blast door closing! |
[6:06]: | Main blast door opening! |
[5:55]: | Main blast door closing! |
[5:39]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:20 |
[3:55]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
Kapla [3:55]: | gg |
[3:55]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
Kapla [3:55]: | tez sie cziesze z pauzy |
tZ-prostytutka [3:55]: | wp |
[3:55]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[3:55]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[3:55]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
tZ-prostytutka [3:55]: | i play with 25 fps |
[3:55]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[3:55]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[3:55]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [3:55]: | gg |
[3:55]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[3:55]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
n [3:55]: | fajnie |
Kapla [3:55]: | nie wyobrazasz sobie |
[3:55]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[3:55]: | FIGHT! |
n [3:53]: | a ja gram z gosciem co ine umie w tograc |
tZ-prostytutka [3:35]: | gg |
tZ-prostytutka [3:32]: | take documnets |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [3:27]: | 1usaurarja |
[2:30]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[1:07]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
Boozers SMAKU^CU [0:16]: | :Ð |
n [0:14]: | zajebista gra |
n [0:09]: | chujowy team + 2 cheaterow |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:20) |
[Intermission]: | tZ-bAstek disconnected |
[Intermission]: | m1tja disconnected |
tZ-prostytutka [Intermission]: | cya |
[Intermission]: | tZ-prostytutka disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Boozers SMAKUU disconnected |
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