Obey us fuck you vs MONTE power (4434 views)
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CF ET Spring Cup 2013: Division 2
Winners Bracket Round 1
15.04.13 20:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | oufuLOWRDI | 93 kills |
Killing Spree | oufusynce | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | oufusynce | 109% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | oufucure | 35 gibs |
...and stay dead! | oufucure | 47% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | oufusynce | 78 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | MONTE szczurek? | 47 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | MONTE nightmare | 142 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | MONTE jiewie | 258 damage per frag |
What objective? | MONTE dexter | 565 XP |
Red Shirt | MONTE jiewie | 127 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | MONTE szczurek? | 10 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | oufuubka | 182 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | oufuLOWRDI | 8 team kills |
Gingerbread man | oufuluna | 39 /kills |
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MONTE dexter [Warmup]: | bobika is derping around |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | they hate me |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | u know |
MONTE jiewie [Warmup]: | bobika on comms |
MONTE jiewie [Warmup]: | im fucking scared |
MONTE jiewie [Warmup]: | g |
MONTE jiewie [Warmup]: | g |
MONTE dexter [Warmup]: | THATS ME |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | jewie:thats me! |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | jewie:thats me! |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | jewie:thats me! |
MONTE dexter [Warmup]: | oh wait, no |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | dexter_:but we got me! |
MONTE nightmare [Warmup]: | szczurek to pizda |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | u at OC? |
oufuLOWRDI [Warmup]: | rup |
oufuluna [Warmup]: | yes |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | youre missing? |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | rate? |
oufuluna [Warmup]: | oc prem |
MONTE bobig [Countdown]: | were 9 |
MONTE szczurek? [Countdown]: | he is so excited |
oufuluna [Countdown]: | hf |
MONTE jiewie [Countdown]: | gl hf guys |
MONTE dexter [Countdown]: | hf |
MONTE jiewie [Countdown]: | mitja <# |
MONTE jiewie [Countdown]: | <3 |
oufuLOWRDI [Countdown]: | glhf |
MONTE bobig [Countdown]: | SHOUTOUT:gEFFI<3,jAssu<3,talex<3,puttu&mikko<3 |
oufuLOWRDI [Countdown]: | mitja homo |
MONTE dexter [Countdown]: | #Fus<3 |
MONTE nightmare [Countdown]: | czekam na powolanie kruwy |
[14:44]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
oufuubka [13:52]: | u nervous????? |
oufuLOWRDI [13:15]: | :D |
[12:59]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
oufuubka [12:26]: | u nervous????? |
[12:25]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[12:12]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[12:09]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
oufuubka [11:45]: | u nervous????? |
[11:13]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[10:50]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[10:46]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
oufuLOWRDI [10:05]: | :D |
[10:02]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[10:01]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[10:01]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
MONTE dexter [10:00]: | rdy? |
[10:01]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
oufuluna [10:01]: | yes |
[10:01]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[10:01]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[10:01]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[10:01]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[10:01]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[10:01]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[10:01]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[10:01]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[10:01]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[10:01]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[10:01]: | FIGHT! |
oufuubka [9:46]: | u nervous????? |
[9:40]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
oufuxbz [9:08]: | ye |
oufuluna [8:50]: | :D |
oufuluna [8:49]: | :D |
[7:55]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[7:54]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[7:41]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
MONTE dexter [6:14]: | gg |
MONTE bobig [6:09]: | those comebacks |
MONTE bobig [6:04]: | and randomly preshooting |
MONTE jiewie [5:58]: | :D |
[5:45]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:14 |
oufuluna [Countdown]: | hf |
MONTE nightmare [Countdown]: | » Sorry! « |
MONTE nightmare [9:12]: | » Thanks! « |
[9:12]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[9:12]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
MONTE dexter [9:12]: | ye.. its not like it doesnt happen like every 2nd round.. |
[9:12]: | connected |
oufuLOWRDI [9:12]: | :D |
MONTE szczurek? [9:12]: | xD |
oufuluna [9:12]: | 1 hs previous round |
MONTE nightmare [9:12]: | XD |
[9:12]: | Axis team locked from spectators by oufuxbz |
oufuluna [9:12]: | gg |
oufuLOWRDI [9:12]: | even i got 3hs |
MONTE dexter [9:12]: | youre a beast |
[9:12]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
oufuluna [9:12]: | :D |
[9:12]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[9:12]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[9:12]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[9:12]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[9:12]: | Allies team locked by MONTE nightmare |
[9:12]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[9:12]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:12]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:12]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
MONTE bobig [9:12]: | this pc |
[9:12]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[9:12]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:12]: | FIGHT! |
MONTE bobig [9:12]: | sry |
oufuLOWRDI [9:12]: | :D |
[8:57]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:39]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:33]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
oufuubka [6:55]: | u nervous????? |
[6:09]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[5:40]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:36]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:26]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
oufuubka [5:25]: | u nervous????? |
[4:53]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[4:41]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
oufuubka [4:25]: | u nervous????? |
oufuubka [4:25]: | u nervous????? |
oufuubka [3:55]: | u nervous????? |
MONTE dexter [3:50]: | z |
[3:43]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
oufuubka [3:25]: | u nervous????? |
oufuubka [2:55]: | u nervous????? |
[2:52]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
oufuluna [2:52]: | :D |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
MONTE jiewie [2:52]: | He got phone |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
oufuxbz [2:52]: | we all do |
oufucure [2:52]: | stop calling me |
oufuLOWRDI [2:52]: | i never get calls when im playing |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
oufuLOWRDI [2:52]: | so lonely |
MONTE jiewie [2:52]: | same here |
MONTE szczurek? [2:51]: | give me your phone number |
MONTE szczurek? [2:52]: | + pracc days |
MONTE szczurek? [2:51]: | gonna call |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
oufuLOWRDI [2:52]: | 0408655673 |
MONTE jiewie [2:52]: | oke got it |
MONTE szczurek? [2:52]: | sec |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
MONTE dexter [2:51]: | hes going to call u |
MONTE nightmare [2:51]: | 6005457** |
oufucure [2:52]: | +372 900 2006 |
oufuLOWRDI [2:52]: | :D go on call me |
MONTE nightmare [2:52]: | K |
MONTE dexter [2:52]: | he is |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
oufuLOWRDI [2:51]: | not ringing |
MONTE szczurek? [2:52]: | a lot of numbers |
MONTE szczurek? [2:52]: | liek in matrix |
MONTE szczurek? [2:52]: | :o |
MONTE nightmare [2:52]: | not such number |
MONTE nightmare [2:52]: | LOL |
MONTE dexter [2:52]: | it is the matri |
MONTE dexter [2:52]: | x |
oufuLOWRDI [2:52]: | sure |
oufuLOWRDI [2:51]: | u didnt even try |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
MONTE bobig [2:51]: | sry |
MONTE bobig [2:52]: | father |
MONTE bobig [2:52]: | going to mexico |
MONTE bobig [2:52]: | :XD |
MONTE nightmare [2:51]: | sure |
MONTE bobig [2:52]: | last phone |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
MONTE jiewie [2:52]: | mexico XD |
MONTE dexter [2:51]: | hang it, we dont care |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
MONTE dexter [2:52]: | hes playing? NO |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[2:51]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[2:51]: | FIGHT! |
[2:40]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[2:11]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:11]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[2:10]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[1:57]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
oufuubka [0:57]: | u nervous????? |
MONTE nightmare [0:21]: | gg |
MONTE jiewie [0:17]: | GG |
MONTE dexter [0:14]: | not even close |
[0:13]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
oufuLOWRDI [0:13]: | :[ |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:01 (original: 9:14) |
MONTE bobig [Intermission]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
oufuluna [Intermission]: | lol |
MONTE nightmare [Intermission]: | nice |
MONTE jiewie [Intermission]: | gg |
MONTE nightmare [Intermission]: | wtf happened |
MONTE nightmare [Intermission]: | :D |
oufuluna [Warmup]: | rup |
MONTE jiewie [Warmup]: | tsec lagging |
MONTE bobig [Countdown]: | btw guys, kapot is back |
MONTE bobig [Countdown]: | :o |
MONTE jiewie [Countdown]: | gl hf |
oufuluna [Countdown]: | :D |
oufuLOWRDI [Countdown]: | glhf |
MONTE bobig [Countdown]: | hf lordi |
oufuLOWRDI [Countdown]: | lowrdi* |
[14:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:31]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[13:28]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[13:15]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[13:04]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[12:27]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[12:01]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
MONTE bobig [11:46]: | oh |
MONTE bobig [11:45]: | im idiot |
[11:45]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[11:24]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[11:21]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:00]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[10:56]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[10:50]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[10:26]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:21]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
oufuubka [9:06]: | u nervous????? |
oufuubka [7:35]: | u nervous????? |
oufuubka [7:05]: | u nervous????? |
oufuubka [6:35]: | u nervous????? |
oufuubka [6:05]: | u nervous????? |
[6:01]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
oufuluna [6:01]: | what the fuck |
oufuluna [6:01]: | is those pauses |
MONTE dexter [6:01]: | youre fucking dead |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:01]: | FIGHT! |
oufuubka [5:35]: | u nervous????? |
oufuubka [4:35]: | u nervous????? |
oufuubka [4:05]: | u nervous????? |
oufuubka [3:35]: | u nervous????? |
[2:36]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
MONTE bobig [2:00]: | :D |
MONTE bobig [2:00]: | :D |
MONTE bobig [2:00]: | :D |
MONTE bobig [2:00]: | :D |
[1:36]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 13:23 |
[Intermission]: | MONTE bobika disconnected |
oufucure [Warmup]: | bobika is who? |
MONTE nightmare [Warmup]: | bobika |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | sry |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | too much ppl watching |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | lagging |
MONTE jiewie [Countdown]: | hf guys |
oufuLOWRDI [Countdown]: | lol |
oufuLOWRDI [Countdown]: | glhf |
MONTE bobig [Countdown]: | hf |
MONTE dexter [Countdown]: | hf |
[13:09]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[12:29]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[12:25]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:41]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[9:38]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
oufuubka [9:34]: | u nervous????? |
[9:07]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[9:05]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[8:38]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[8:16]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:05]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[7:51]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[7:48]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[7:29]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
oufuubka [7:26]: | u nervous????? |
[7:13]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[7:02]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[6:24]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[6:16]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
oufuubka [5:13]: | u nervous????? |
[5:12]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
MONTE dexter [4:50]: | gg |
MONTE jiewie [4:44]: | unplayable 60 fps :< |
oufuLOWRDI [4:43]: | gg |
MONTE jiewie [4:42]: | gg wp |
MONTE nightmare [4:33]: | xd |
MONTE nightmare [4:32]: | Xd |
MONTE nightmare [4:29]: | fragmovie |
oufuluna [4:26]: | :D |
MONTE bobig [4:23]: | get ping |
MONTE jiewie [4:21]: | how hard did he scream on ts? |
MONTE jiewie [4:19]: | :DD |
MONTE nightmare [4:17]: | :D |
oufuluna [4:16]: | :D |
MONTE nightmare [4:15]: | :D |
oufuluna [4:11]: | lordi outscreamed me |
oufuLOWRDI [4:11]: | like a little girl |
MONTE bobig [4:11]: | fucking low+ get five man |
oufucure [4:10]: | giggled like a little girl |
oufuLOWRDI [4:10]: | for 20 secs |
oufuLOWRDI [4:09]: | LOL |
[4:08]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:15 (original: 13:23) |
MONTE jiewie [Intermission]: | radar bremen adler frost |
oufuluna [Intermission]: | tails |
MONTE jiewie [Warmup]: | normal cointoss this time |
MONTE dexter [Countdown]: | hf |
MONTE jiewie [Countdown]: | hf |
MONTE jiewie [Countdown]: | mitjaaaaa |
MONTE bobig [Countdown]: | SHOUTOUT:gEFFI<3,jAssu<3,talex<3,puttu&mikko<3 |
[11:36]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:30]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:29]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[11:24]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:16]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[11:11]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:09]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[11:08]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:06]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[11:05]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:50]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[10:06]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
[9:30]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:26]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
oufuubka [8:32]: | u nervous????? |
MONTE bobig [8:24]: | what a landmine |
MONTE bobig [8:24]: | :XD |
oufuLOWRDI [8:23]: | :D |
MONTE bobig [8:19]: | scared me |
oufuLOWRDI [8:18]: | :D |
oufuubka [8:01]: | u nervous????? |
[7:21]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
oufuubka [5:32]: | u nervous????? |
oufuubka [4:31]: | u nervous????? |
[3:27]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:32 |
MONTE jiewie [Intermission]: | im shit :D |
MONTE szczurek? [Warmup]: | dont be afk then |
MONTE szczurek? [Warmup]: | ! |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | RECON |
MONTE dexter [Warmup]: | default stuff |
MONTE dexter [Warmup]: | stat reset |
MONTE dexter [Warmup]: | trust me |
MONTE nightmare [Warmup]: | rup |
MONTE bobig [Warmup]: | learn me to aim like maus there |
MONTE dexter [Countdown]: | teach me* |
MONTE bobig [Countdown]: | teach me |
MONTE bobig [Countdown]: | :> |
MONTE nightmare [Countdown]: | shit Ping |
MONTE nightmare [Countdown]: | thats all |
[8:14]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:10]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:22]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[7:13]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
oufuubka [7:05]: | u nervous????? |
[6:28]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
oufuubka [6:05]: | u nervous????? |
[5:41]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:37]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
oufuubka [5:25]: | u nervous????? |
oufuubka [4:44]: | u nervous????? |
[3:34]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 4:58 (original: 8:32) |
MONTE dexter [Intermission]: | quui |
oufuLOWRDI [Intermission]: | gg wp |
oufuluna [Intermission]: | gg |
MONTE dexter [Intermission]: | quui |
MONTE nightmare [Intermission]: | GG |
oufuxbz [Intermission]: | gg |
MONTE jiewie [Intermission]: | gg wp |
[Intermission]: | MONTE dexter disconnected |
[Intermission]: | MONTE jiewie disconnected |
[Intermission]: | MONTE aedi disconnected |
[Intermission]: | oufuxbz disconnected |
[Intermission]: | MONTE nightmare disconnected |
[Intermission]: | oufucure disconnected |
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