gentleMen vs Obey us fuck you (2476 views)

nl timbolina
se Weslann
it v7to
ee Lullaby
fi Metsuri
ee Skeit


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
16.04.13 13:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann 100 kills
Killing Spree ^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann 5 frags without being killed
Accountant gMen.vj7o 97% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann 23 gibs
...and stay dead! ^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning gMen.vj7o 88 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! gMen.timbolina 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer gMen.timbolina 195 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Buratiino.EE 242 damage per frag
What objective? gMen.vj7o 657 XP
Red Shirt nigger 131 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? gMen.timbolina 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore gMen.vj7o 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut luna 4 team kills
Gingerbread man gMen.timbolina 46 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann945821001062300301811017867361/07/887/585/1018116956
gMen.vj7o976579710016002620550170182780/05/488/634/821217046
gMen.timbolina605717813012014615248168331640/00/766/6713/10195129413
gMen.821810275336510110253908517184781/012/7241/6722/1019615648
nigger565537513111212416445171092510/03/660/9413/8219129312
Buratiino.EE725868411617122519469191291910/04/378/844/623216339
luna665747511413043415804176702930/113/455/6811/821115549
luna64171323436141378351718539087350/120/4193/6828/8221149310
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann123131262140073715377700/03/221/112/1KKK/KKDDKDKKD/DKK/DDKKDKKK/KKDDK/K/DDKDK/KKKDKK
gMen.vj7o84122222680010426635811480/00/020/142/2DKD//D/DKDK/KKK/DKDDDDKD/KKKDKK/KKKDKKK/KK/DDD/K
gMen.timbolina5093122400073203372920/00/211/151/0DKK/KDKD/DDDDD//DDDDK/KDDKK/DK/KDKKD
gMen.86346607112002411184110871500/03/452/405/3
nigger401251230200537823439180/00/210/212/3DDKDDDKKK/XDKKDDK//K/KKDKDDDDDKDDDDD/DDDDDD
Buratiino.EE741342027700941673885720/01/119/160/1KKDDDK/KK////KDKKKDKDDK/KDD/KDDKD/KDDK/KDDKKKDD
luna55111152720110313838601060/03/012/161/1DD/K/D/TK///DD//DKKDKKKKD/DKKKDDK/DDDKDDKDK
luna56370478411012411087111841960/04/341/533/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann80119172120033721354400/01/115/151/2KDDDKKD/K/KDDKK/KDDKDDDKDKDKDKDKKDKKDD
gMen.vj7o1111332018200240093634180/01/118/131/3/KKDDKKKDKKKKDDDDDDKKK/DDXKKKKDKKDDKDKD
gMen.timbolina51120152910192818338540/00/012/184/2DDK/D/KKDD///DKK/DD/KDDDKDDKDTKD/KKDDDDKKK/KD
gMen.813725268501141054810563220/02/245/466/7
nigger72107182510043260365900/01/115/182/2KDKDKK/DDD/DKDK/KDKDDKKDK/DDDKKDKDKKDKDDKDD
Buratiino.EE104123222130054281353900/00/021/161/1DKKDKDDKKDKK/DKDKK//KDDK/KDKXK/KKKDDDDKDDKKK
luna63821422101730223350540/01/110/114/3/K/DDDKDK/DK/KKKDDD/K/KTKDDDKDKKK/DDD
luna803125468501161056310548540/02/246/457/6
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann386371830072319265700/00/26/61/3/K//D/D/KD/KDDDDKDDKK/DKD
gMen.vj7o81751316000133003186400/00/213/110/2KDKDDKKDKDKDDDKKDKDDD/DKKDDKK
gMen.timbolina76991621100627262905360/00/313/73/5DDKKDDKDDKD/DKDD/KK/KKKKKD//DKDK/KKDD
gMen.6523736554001483458748760/00/732/244/10
nigger526810191207256822321500/00/06/104/2XX/KD/KSKDK/K/DK/DDDDKS/K/KDDKD
Buratiino.EE64901117202132243266830/01/09/153/1DTDKDKDDKTDDDKK/KDDDDDKDKKDKDK
luna111962018401829562847130/06/012/103/1TKKDKK//KKK/DDXK/KKK/KDKDK/KK/K/DDKDDKKD
luna76254415472316874883452460/07/027/3510/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann4522511200310451599360/00/15/50/2K/DDDKDK/K/DDDKD
gMen.vj7o9062910200420901585360/02/07/60/0KDDKKK/KD/KK/DKD/KD
gMen.timbolina814291140061501162100/00/18/41/0K/K/KK/DDDK/K/KDKK/D
gMen.7212623328001346364805720/02/220/151/2
nigger6637692002949114300/00/06/70/0DDKDDKK/K/DKKDD
Buratiino.EE703971010011874174000/01/06/80/1/KDDKDKDDDDKKDKDK
luna6053610200319821753400/01/23/52/0D/KDKKDDK//KDDDK
luna651291929500648054636400/02/215/202/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann95105212240093742346201/01/118/111/1/KK/KDDKK/KKKDK/KKDDDKDKDKDK/KK/KK/DD/K/DDK
gMen.vj7o1331472015200640262520180/01/019/90/0KKKDKKDKDKKDKK/D/K/K/KD/KDKKKDK/KKD
gMen.timbolina589414242001429933061580/00/112/82/1K//DKK//D/DDDK/D/KK//KK/K/K/KK/DDDK/KD
gMen.95346556180029107619043761/02/249/283/2
nigger421211228401428663420830/01/110/222/1DDKDKDTDDDDDD/DKKDKD/DKKKDDKDDDKDDK/D/KDD
Buratiino.EE65125132020073617355100/01/212/130/0DK/XDK/KDDKKDK/KD//D/DDDDKDKK/KXKKD
luna35115720101225603790440/11/07/150/2DDDKDKK/KDDDK/DDDDDDDDKTDDKD
luna473613268702139043107611270/13/329/502/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann184142241380013568282800/02/122/100/1DKKK/KKDKKDKKKKKDKDKDDDKDKKKKDKKDKDKK
gMen.vj7o861181315200328592512180/01/111/101/1KDKKDDK/D/DDDKKDKKDD/KKKDKDK
gMen.timbolina571231221400420072132640/00/010/152/2/DDDK/KDD/KDKKKKDDKDKDDDKDDK/KDDD
gMen.10938349491400884347472820/03/243/353/4
nigger8595172010023020321600/01/213/163/0/DKDKKKDDDKDKDDKKK/KDDKDDKDDKKDDKKDKD
Buratiino.EE52751121210223063148360/00/011/160/2DK/DKDDKKDKDDDDKSDDKDK/KDDDDKDKD
luna761171317300421462070360/01/111/111/1KKDDDKDDDKD/KKKKDK/K/DKD/DDKKD
luna712874158610874728434720/02/335/434/3

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Player Chats
luna [Warmup]: sup stoner
gMen.vj7o [Warmup]: today i'm ok
luna [Warmup]: :D
gMen.vj7o [Warmup]: no drugs or alcool
nigger [Warmup]: im ok
nigger [Warmup]: also
gMen.vj7o [Warmup]: in da blood
nigger [Warmup]: gg
luna [Warmup]: :D
luna [Warmup]: :D
gMen.vj7o [Warmup]: hurry baby
[9:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:29]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:20]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
luna [7:41]: :D
luna [7:41]: :D
[6:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:52]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:21]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:20]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:07]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
luna [Countdown]: hf
[10:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:37]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann [10:16]: :D
Buratiino.EE [10:12]: HITBOX
[9:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
Buratiino.EE [9:31]: that was fucking uneral
gMen.vj7o [9:29]: :D
[9:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
gMen.vj7o [9:20]: what was unreal _
Buratiino.EE [9:20]: 2headshots and 5bullets
Buratiino.EE [9:18]: to head...
gMen.vj7o [9:18]: ?
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann [9:10]: u had like 30 packs or what
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann [9:08]: 8 hs
gMen.vj7o [9:08]: not to me
[9:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
Buratiino.EE [9:01]: 3 TO ENGI
nigger [9:01]: penis
Buratiino.EE [8:59]: 2to medic
Buratiino.EE [8:54]: and shooted 5bullets to ehad
Buratiino.EE [8:53]: head
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann [8:52]: 2 bad
[8:13]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:42]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:59]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:56]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:34]: The Allies have activated the crane!
Buratiino.EE [2:33]: wtf
Buratiino.EE [2:29]: whers your head
[2:20]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Buratiino.EE [0:47]: GG
[0:18]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:41 (original: 12:00)
luna [Countdown]: hf
[4:40]: The Doors are opening!!
[4:33]: Main blast door opening!
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann [3:41]: shit lag
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann [3:39]: niggergame
[2:43]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[2:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:00]: Main blast door closing!
nigger [0:59]: :-)
gMen.vj7o [0:11]: behind the door :D
gMen.timbolina [0:08]: gg
Buratiino.EE [0:03]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
gMen.vj7o [Intermission]: :D
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann [Intermission]: restart
[Intermission]: -=DISPO=- Weslann disconnected
gMen.timbolina [Warmup]: oui
Buratiino.EE [Warmup]: restarting pc?
Buratiino.EE [Warmup]: or
gMen.timbolina [Warmup]: loading bot
[8:03]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:21]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Buratiino.EE [5:16]: 'GET GHEAD
Buratiino.EE [5:12]: FUCKING FITTA
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann [4:51]: 3rdie
Buratiino.EE [4:43]: ?
gMen.vj7o [4:29]: :D
gMen.vj7o [4:29]: :D
gMen.timbolina [4:23]: gg
[4:19]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:41 (original: 10:00)
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: gg
gMen.timbolina [Intermission]: tails
Buratiino.EE [9:44]: :ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Buratiino.EE [9:41]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Buratiino.EE [9:32]: are you laughing also?
[8:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:34]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:26]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:09]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:50]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:35]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:38]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:19]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:58]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[5:42]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:42]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:42]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[5:42]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[5:42]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[5:43]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:43]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:43]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:43]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:43]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:43]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:43]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:43]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:43]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:43]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:43]: FIGHT!
[5:20]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
Buratiino.EE [2:21]: GO WARP BACK TO ITALY
luna [2:17]: :D
Buratiino.EE [1:01]: wp
gMen.vj7o [0:04]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
gMen.vj7o [Intermission]: i just got good movements
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann [Warmup]: :)
nigger [11:08]: :-)
nigger [11:07]: :-)
nigger [11:07]: :-)
nigger [11:07]: :-)
nigger [11:07]: :-)
nigger [11:07]: :-)
[10:33]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:30]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:07]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:20]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:53]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:51]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:23]: The Tank has been damaged!
gMen.vj7o [7:00]: :D
gMen.vj7o [6:59]: :D
[5:49]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Buratiino.EE [4:28]: ...
[3:59]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
Buratiino.EE [2:51]: AGAIN
Buratiino.EE [2:47]: CROUNCH AND HITBOX GONE
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann [2:41]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Buratiino.EE [2:37]: that'
luna [2:33]: ggs
Buratiino.EE [2:33]: that's how you get kills
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann [2:25]: yeh its the game mate
Buratiino.EE [2:00]: its like boom
nigger [1:51]: wp
^H-^K=^LDISPO=- Weslann [1:49]: boom 3hs
[1:41]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:18 (original: 12:00)
luna [Intermission]: gg
Buratiino.EE [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: Buratiino.EE disconnected
gMen.timbolina [Intermission]: 1ggs
[Intermission]: nigger disconnected
gMen.vj7o [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: luna disconnected
gMen.vj7o [Warmup]: bb

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