gentleMen vs Obey us fuck you (2274 views)

si m1tja
nl timbolina
pl upload
ee ubka
ee Lullaby
fi LORDI


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
20.04.13 15:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth gMen sw1ruz 72 kills
Killing Spree gMen sw1ruz 5 frags without being killed
Accountant gMen sw1ruz 122% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! gMen sw1ruz 15 gibs
...and stay dead! =OUFU= ubka 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning gMen sw1ruz 62 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! =OUFU= LUNA 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer gMen sw1ruz 180 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! gMen M1TJA 300 damage per frag
What objective? =OUFU= ubka 347 XP
Red Shirt gMen timbolina 78 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? gMen M1TJA 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore gMen sw1ruz 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut gMen M1TJA 4 team kills
Gingerbread man gMen timbolina 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
=OUFU= ubka75347486412032010893101173020/00/245/406/422715845
=OUFU= LUNA61333477770226933587023820/01/238/4610/719911337
=OUFU= LRD6330343687021511498105263300/05/538/442/526715537
=OUFU= 66983138209260761317262934510140/06/5121/4418/523114236
gMen timbolina6029447787033010248112013950/02/340/428/521814436
gMen M1TJA37231297632423670798651560/00/231/432/8231126314
gMen sw1ruz122344725915032012390106603420/07/162/396/517218154
gMen 69869148213252107329345317268930/09/1133/3916/520715048
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=OUFU= ubka77103212730111413539261510/00/019/143/3KDDK/KK/KK/KKDKDK/K/DK/KDXKK/KDKDDDDKT/K//D/KDDDKD
=OUFU= LUNA691001623401933923242870/00/015/142/0K/KDKKDK/KDK/KDKD/KKDK//TDD/DKD/DDK/DDKK
=OUFU= LRD76101192520094265420410/01/018/150/2/KK/K/DK//DKD/KDK/KDKDKDDKKDKDKKDDKKDXDD//KDK
=OUFU= 7430456759022911792113722390/01/052/435/5
gMen timbolina4692153210112425545241930/00/113/183/1DD/TD/KKDDD/KK/KD/KDDKDKD/K/KDKDDKDKKD/DD//K//DD
gMen M1TJA329582502142281354950/00/09/170/3DDKDDDDDDDDDDDDXDKSDKTK/DSK/K/K/KDD
gMen sw1ruz10012123232016483637191330/00/022/182/1KDKXDDDKDKDKKDDKKDDKTKDKD/KDKK/KXKDK/K/K/DDK/KKDK
gMen 5930846803232211372117923310/00/144/535/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=OUFU= ubka551121120400432633337360/00/010/171/0DKK//KKD/DDKDKDDDDDKDX/KDDKKDDDK
=OUFU= LUNA4610414302016295630802030/00/113/212/3/K//DDDDDKKDDKDDDDDKD/DKDTDKKDDD/KXKD/DKDKDDKK
=OUFU= LRD34969261013417839481630/02/47/181/1/DDDKKDKDDDDD/DKDKDKDKDDDDDTDDD/KDKD
=OUFU= 4531234767021310397103654020/02/530/564/4
gMen timbolina7911519242011335753492960/01/118/91/1K/D/DKKDKDKDK/KKK/K/KDKKDDD///K/KD/K/T/K/KKD
gMen M1TJA61851321201825733203270/00/113/131/0/D/KDT/KDKDDXK//DKKK/DKK/KDDKK/DDDKD
gMen sw1ruz15512131209011042173702450/04/027/101/2/DKKKKKXDKKK/DKKK/KKKT/KDKK/K/KKDKKDKDKK/K/DK/K/KXKDKD
gMen 98321636513033110365103971680/05/258/323/3
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=OUFU= ubka707071010121535149720/00/18/60/1DK/KDKD/DDKDKKDKTD
=OUFU= LUNA3867718100715081556560/00/14/83/3D/DKKD/D/D/DKDKD/D/DK/KXKD
=OUFU= LRD88658930011810151100/02/05/71/1DKK/DDDDDKKDKKDKK
=OUFU= 6520222375011048534564580/02/217/214/5
gMen timbolina8135911301212741532880/01/15/84/1KXDKDKDKK//KKKDDKDDTDD
gMen M1TJA53347131025132315941060/00/08/61/2T/K/DTK/K//KKDDKDDDKDD
gMen sw1ruz13753118000319671727180/01/19/41/2K/DKDKXKDK/K/KKDKXKKD
gMen 90122273240310456448532120/02/222/186/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=OUFU= ubka12862974013196013571130/00/18/32/0KDKK/DKDKDK/KK/KT
=OUFU= LUNA1666210600041479824360/01/06/33/1KKD/K///KKKDKXKKKX
=OUFU= LRD874178101212458631660/00/18/40/1DKKDKDDKDKDK/K/T
=OUFU= 12716526215029468430443150/01/222/105/2
gMen timbolina3652411100311441653180/00/04/70/2DKDKD/K/D/DKDXDD
gMen M1TJA51711700065301519180/00/11/70/3/D//D//K/DDDDDDDDD
gMen sw1ruz8749784011137015121460/02/04/72/0KD/DKKKDKDKDTKDD
gMen 43118123650110304446841820/02/19/212/5

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Player Chats
=OUFU= LRD [Warmup]: heyy
gMen timbolina [Warmup]: sup man
=OUFU= LRD [Warmup]: terrible headacche
=OUFU= LRD [Warmup]: overslept
=OUFU= ubka [11:43]: u nervous?????
gMen sw1ruz [10:59]: best nade ever i think
=OUFU= LRD [10:53]: UNHIT TRIMbo
=OUFU= LRD [10:51]: timbo rly
gMen M1TJA [10:50]: xD
=OUFU= ubka [10:43]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= ubka [10:13]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= ubka [9:43]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LRD [9:42]: :D
=OUFU= LRD [9:08]: LOL
=OUFU= ubka [8:44]: u nervous?????
gMen M1TJA [8:39]: xD
=OUFU= ubka [8:13]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LUNA [7:52]: :D
=OUFU= LUNA [7:52]: :D
=OUFU= ubka [7:43]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= ubka [7:15]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LRD [7:03]: soz4ownage
gMen M1TJA [7:01]: xD
gMen timbolina [7:01]: f1
=OUFU= LRD [7:00]: :D
=OUFU= ubka [6:44]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LRD [6:44]: :D
gMen timbolina [6:42]: heuheuhe
=OUFU= LRD [5:59]: :D
=OUFU= LRD [5:59]: :D
=OUFU= LRD [5:59]: :D
[5:53]: gS SPELER connected
[5:51]: Axis team locked from spectators by =OUFU= LRD
=OUFU= ubka [5:43]: u nervous?????
gS SPELER [5:32]: can i spec you luna?????
=OUFU= LRD [5:06]: :D
=OUFU= LRD [5:06]: :D
gMen M1TJA [5:05]: XD
=OUFU= LRD [5:02]: pro
=OUFU= ubka [4:44]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LUNA [4:24]: why spec me
=OUFU= LUNA [4:23]: im low
=OUFU= ubka [4:14]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LRD [3:52]: lol
[3:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
=OUFU= LUNA [3:49]: :D
=OUFU= LUNA [3:49]: :D
[3:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=OUFU= ubka [3:14]: u nervous?????
[3:13]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
gMen sw1ruz [3:11]: :XD
gMen sw1ruz [3:11]: :XD
[2:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
=OUFU= ubka [2:43]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= ubka [2:15]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= ubka [1:44]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LUNA [0:48]: :D
=OUFU= LUNA [0:48]: :D
=OUFU= LUNA [0:47]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
=OUFU= LRD [Intermission]: cmon bimbolisa
gMen timbolina [Intermission]: sup
gS SPELER [Intermission]: nerds got rolled, gg lullaby im proud of you
gMen M1TJA [Intermission]: timbolina almost carried
=OUFU= LUNA [Intermission]: xd
gMen timbolina [Intermission]: no you almost did
=OUFU= LRD [Intermission]: mitja good player
gMen M1TJA [Intermission]: said the real nerd
gMen M1TJA [Intermission]: XD
gS SPELER [Warmup]: says mitja :S
gMen timbolina [Warmup]: sorry m1tja has internet connection problem
gMen M1TJA [Warmup]: i need warmup :S
gMen sw1ruz [Warmup]: :XD
gMen sw1ruz [Warmup]: :XD
=OUFU= LRD [Warmup]: mitja is girls name in finland
gMen timbolina [Warmup]: we need
=OUFU= LRD [Warmup]: are you girl?
gMen timbolina [Warmup]: new 3rd
gS SPELER [Warmup]: im gonna spec you mitja
gMen sw1ruz [Warmup]: m1tja lagging hard :/
gMen timbolina [Warmup]: we got phyzic
gMen M1TJA [Countdown]: ok spec me for eyeball cancer
gS SPELER [Countdown]: speccing you with eyes closed
gMen timbolina [Countdown]: upload is up
=OUFU= LRD [Countdown]: he got it already from ur pic
gMen M1TJA [Countdown]: i'll play serious now :)
gMen timbolina [Countdown]: ue xpected that?
=OUFU= ubka [11:45]: u nervous?????
[11:28]: gS SPELER disconnected
[11:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
=OUFU= LRD [11:18]: :D
=OUFU= ubka [11:10]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LUNA [10:52]: :D
=OUFU= LUNA [10:52]: :D
[10:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=OUFU= LUNA [10:52]: :D
=OUFU= LRD [10:50]: soz4ownage
[10:41]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:29]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
=OUFU= ubka [10:25]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LRD [9:49]: lol
=OUFU= LUNA [9:49]: :D
=OUFU= LUNA [9:49]: :D
[9:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
=OUFU= ubka [9:26]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= ubka [9:15]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LUNA [9:10]: :D
=OUFU= LUNA [9:10]: :D
=OUFU= LRD [9:09]: :D
[8:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=OUFU= LRD [8:15]: fcuker
=OUFU= ubka [7:43]: u nervous?????
[7:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
=OUFU= LRD [7:00]: :D
[6:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
=OUFU= ubka [5:27]: u nervous?????
[5:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
=OUFU= LRD [5:10]: TEWAST
=OUFU= ubka [4:26]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LUNA [3:49]: :D
=OUFU= LUNA [3:49]: :D
[3:17]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[3:17]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[3:17]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
gMen timbolina [3:17]: m1tja acting as if on the phone
gMen timbolina [3:17]: he has no friends
=OUFU= LRD [3:17]: his mom
[3:17]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:17]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:17]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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[3:17]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
gMen M1TJA [3:17]: XD
[3:17]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:17]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:17]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:17]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:17]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:17]: FIGHT!
[2:35]: The Allied Truck is in position!
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: goldrush ice frost b4 erden beach base deli supply adler
[2:35]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
gMen timbolina [2:35]: brb
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: lo;l
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: m1tja are you fuckin retarded ?
[2:35]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
gMen timbolina [2:35]: brb must walk dogs 2 minutes
gMen sw1ruz [2:35]: :Dd
gMen timbolina [2:35]: he peed inside
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: fucking 12 y virgin shit tje fuck up
gMen sw1ruz [2:35]: XDDDDDDD
[2:35]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: omg
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: its timbolina
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: put the dog to normal toilet
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: who need pause
[2:35]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: if he alrdy peed, why would u take him outside
[2:35]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: tactics tbh
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: Gaymen
[2:35]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: m1tja should win new CF retard award
[2:35]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
gMen sw1ruz [2:35]: he's a nice guy wtf
[2:35]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: no
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: hes fucking braincancer
gMen sw1ruz [2:35]: ye i know
[2:35]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: i think u r mad
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: lullaby
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: XD
[2:35]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: mitja u girl or boy
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: woman name
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: fucking you only talk nonsense crap
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: cba to read it
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: girl ofc
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: wtf?
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: give pics then
[2:35]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: later
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: hes a troll
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: he cant
[2:35]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: hes a midget with a vagina
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: i have a thing for midgets
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: i dont mind
[2:35]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
[2:35]: =OUFU= LRDcalled a vote.
[2:35]: Vote cancelled
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: F1
[2:35]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: can u pause?
[2:35]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: :XD
[2:35]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:35]: FIGHT!
[2:33]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:32]: The Allies have activated the crane!
=OUFU= LRD [2:26]: for one blowjob
[2:19]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
gMen M1TJA [2:14]: fairplay everywhere
=OUFU= LRD [1:54]: u have 3 guys playing
gMen timbolina [1:49]: i wasnt here
=OUFU= LRD [1:46]: sure
=OUFU= ubka [1:25]: u nervous?????
gMen timbolina [0:37]: FAIRPLAY
gMen timbolina [0:36]: :SSSSSSSS
=OUFU= LRD [0:34]: soz4ownage
=OUFU= LRD [0:33]: soz4ownage
=OUFU= LRD [0:33]: soz4ownage
=OUFU= LRD [0:33]: soz4ownage
=OUFU= LRD [0:33]: soz4ownage
=OUFU= LRD [0:33]: soz4ownage
[0:32]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:27 (original: 12:00)
=OUFU= LUNA [Intermission]: blmae m1tja for pausing for imaginary friends
=OUFU= LUNA [Intermission]: blame
=OUFU= LRD [Warmup]: walls for you
=OUFU= LRD [Countdown]: last tinme i played b4 i got 4/22 stats
=OUFU= LUNA [Countdown]: :D
=OUFU= LUNA [Countdown]: :D
gMen M1TJA [Countdown]: u've ubka in team idiot + u r busted alrdy
gMen sw1ruz [Countdown]: because ur shit
gMen M1TJA [Countdown]: XD
=OUFU= LRD [Countdown]: yes
=OUFU= LRD [9:56]: never busted
=OUFU= LRD [9:52]: clean since 1972
=OUFU= LRD [9:50]: :S
=OUFU= LRD [8:52]: :D
[8:47]: Allies capture the factory district!
=OUFU= ubka [8:45]: u nervous?????
[8:27]: The side gate has been built!
[8:07]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[7:36]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[7:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:05]: The side gate has been destroyed!
=OUFU= ubka [7:05]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LRD [5:19]: soz4ownage
gMen timbolina [4:10]: xD
=OUFU= LRD [4:09]: :D
[4:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:51
=OUFU= ubka [5:26]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LRD [5:09]: :D
[5:00]: Allies capture the factory district!
[4:58]: Axis recapture the factory district!
=OUFU= ubka [4:55]: u nervous?????
[4:18]: Allies capture the factory district!
[3:45]: The side gate has been built!
=OUFU= ubka [3:27]: u nervous?????
[3:12]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
=OUFU= ubka [1:55]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= ubka [1:24]: u nervous?????
=OUFU= LRD [0:54]: :D
gMen timbolina [0:31]: ggs
=OUFU= LUNA [0:30]: gg
=OUFU= LRD [0:27]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:51)
[Intermission]: gMen timbolina disconnected
[Intermission]: =OUFU= LUNA disconnected
[Intermission]: gMen sw1ruz disconnected
=OUFU= LRD [Intermission]: mitja wrolled
[Intermission]: =OUFU= LRD disconnected
[Intermission]: gMen M1TJA disconnected

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