gentleMen vs Obey us fuck you (2293 views)
m1tja
timbolina
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timbolina
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ubka
Lullaby
LORDI
Lullaby
LORDI
20.04.13 15:45 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | gMen sw1ruz | 72 kills |
Killing Spree | gMen sw1ruz | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | gMen sw1ruz | 122% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | gMen sw1ruz | 15 gibs |
...and stay dead! | =OUFU= ubka | 25% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | gMen sw1ruz | 62 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | =OUFU= LUNA | 10 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | gMen sw1ruz | 180 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | gMen M1TJA | 300 damage per frag |
What objective? | =OUFU= ubka | 347 XP |
Red Shirt | gMen timbolina | 78 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | gMen M1TJA | 14 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | gMen sw1ruz | 188 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | gMen M1TJA | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | gMen timbolina | 30 /kills |
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=OUFU= LRD [Warmup]: | heyy |
gMen timbolina [Warmup]: | sup man |
=OUFU= LRD [Warmup]: | terrible headacche |
=OUFU= LRD [Warmup]: | overslept |
=OUFU= ubka [11:43]: | u nervous????? |
gMen sw1ruz [10:59]: | best nade ever i think |
=OUFU= LRD [10:53]: | UNHIT TRIMbo |
=OUFU= LRD [10:51]: | timbo rly |
gMen M1TJA [10:50]: | xD |
=OUFU= ubka [10:43]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= ubka [10:13]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= ubka [9:43]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LRD [9:42]: | :D |
=OUFU= LRD [9:08]: | LOL |
=OUFU= ubka [8:44]: | u nervous????? |
gMen M1TJA [8:39]: | xD |
=OUFU= ubka [8:13]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LUNA [7:52]: | :D |
=OUFU= LUNA [7:52]: | :D |
=OUFU= ubka [7:43]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= ubka [7:15]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LRD [7:03]: | soz4ownage |
gMen M1TJA [7:01]: | xD |
gMen timbolina [7:01]: | f1 |
=OUFU= LRD [7:00]: | :D |
=OUFU= ubka [6:44]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LRD [6:44]: | :D |
gMen timbolina [6:42]: | heuheuhe |
=OUFU= LRD [5:59]: | :D |
=OUFU= LRD [5:59]: | :D |
=OUFU= LRD [5:59]: | :D |
[5:53]: | gS SPELER connected |
[5:51]: | Axis team locked from spectators by =OUFU= LRD |
=OUFU= ubka [5:43]: | u nervous????? |
gS SPELER [5:32]: | can i spec you luna????? |
=OUFU= LRD [5:06]: | :D |
=OUFU= LRD [5:06]: | :D |
gMen M1TJA [5:05]: | XD |
=OUFU= LRD [5:02]: | pro |
=OUFU= ubka [4:44]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LUNA [4:24]: | why spec me |
=OUFU= LUNA [4:23]: | im low |
=OUFU= ubka [4:14]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LRD [3:52]: | lol |
[3:52]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
=OUFU= LUNA [3:49]: | :D |
=OUFU= LUNA [3:49]: | :D |
[3:22]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
=OUFU= ubka [3:14]: | u nervous????? |
[3:13]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
gMen sw1ruz [3:11]: | :XD |
gMen sw1ruz [3:11]: | :XD |
[2:50]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
=OUFU= ubka [2:43]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= ubka [2:15]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= ubka [1:44]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LUNA [0:48]: | :D |
=OUFU= LUNA [0:48]: | :D |
=OUFU= LUNA [0:47]: | :D |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
=OUFU= LRD [Intermission]: | cmon bimbolisa |
gMen timbolina [Intermission]: | sup |
gS SPELER [Intermission]: | nerds got rolled, gg lullaby im proud of you |
gMen M1TJA [Intermission]: | timbolina almost carried |
=OUFU= LUNA [Intermission]: | xd |
gMen timbolina [Intermission]: | no you almost did |
=OUFU= LRD [Intermission]: | mitja good player |
gMen M1TJA [Intermission]: | said the real nerd |
gMen M1TJA [Intermission]: | XD |
gS SPELER [Warmup]: | says mitja :S |
gMen timbolina [Warmup]: | sorry m1tja has internet connection problem |
gMen M1TJA [Warmup]: | i need warmup :S |
gMen sw1ruz [Warmup]: | :XD |
gMen sw1ruz [Warmup]: | :XD |
=OUFU= LRD [Warmup]: | mitja is girls name in finland |
gMen timbolina [Warmup]: | we need |
=OUFU= LRD [Warmup]: | are you girl? |
gMen timbolina [Warmup]: | new 3rd |
gS SPELER [Warmup]: | im gonna spec you mitja |
gMen sw1ruz [Warmup]: | m1tja lagging hard :/ |
gMen timbolina [Warmup]: | we got phyzic |
gMen M1TJA [Countdown]: | ok spec me for eyeball cancer |
gS SPELER [Countdown]: | speccing you with eyes closed |
gMen timbolina [Countdown]: | upload is up |
=OUFU= LRD [Countdown]: | he got it already from ur pic |
gMen M1TJA [Countdown]: | i'll play serious now :) |
gMen timbolina [Countdown]: | ue xpected that? |
=OUFU= ubka [11:45]: | u nervous????? |
[11:28]: | gS SPELER disconnected |
[11:20]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
=OUFU= LRD [11:18]: | :D |
=OUFU= ubka [11:10]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LUNA [10:52]: | :D |
=OUFU= LUNA [10:52]: | :D |
[10:52]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
=OUFU= LUNA [10:52]: | :D |
=OUFU= LRD [10:50]: | soz4ownage |
[10:41]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[10:29]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
=OUFU= ubka [10:25]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LRD [9:49]: | lol |
=OUFU= LUNA [9:49]: | :D |
=OUFU= LUNA [9:49]: | :D |
[9:26]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
=OUFU= ubka [9:26]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= ubka [9:15]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LUNA [9:10]: | :D |
=OUFU= LUNA [9:10]: | :D |
=OUFU= LRD [9:09]: | :D |
[8:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
=OUFU= LRD [8:15]: | fcuker |
=OUFU= ubka [7:43]: | u nervous????? |
[7:00]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
=OUFU= LRD [7:00]: | :D |
[6:56]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
=OUFU= ubka [5:27]: | u nervous????? |
[5:18]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
=OUFU= LRD [5:10]: | TEWAST |
=OUFU= ubka [4:26]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LUNA [3:49]: | :D |
=OUFU= LUNA [3:49]: | :D |
[3:17]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[3:17]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[3:17]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
gMen timbolina [3:17]: | m1tja acting as if on the phone |
gMen timbolina [3:17]: | he has no friends |
=OUFU= LRD [3:17]: | his mom |
[3:17]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[3:17]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[3:17]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[3:17]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[3:17]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
gMen M1TJA [3:17]: | XD |
[3:17]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[3:17]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[3:17]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[3:17]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[3:17]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[3:17]: | FIGHT! |
[2:35]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | goldrush ice frost b4 erden beach base deli supply adler |
[2:35]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
gMen timbolina [2:35]: | brb |
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: | lo;l |
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: | m1tja are you fuckin retarded ? |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
gMen timbolina [2:35]: | brb must walk dogs 2 minutes |
gMen sw1ruz [2:35]: | :Dd |
gMen timbolina [2:35]: | he peed inside |
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: | fucking 12 y virgin shit tje fuck up |
gMen sw1ruz [2:35]: | XDDDDDDD |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: | omg |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | its timbolina |
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: | put the dog to normal toilet |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | who need pause |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: | if he alrdy peed, why would u take him outside |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | tactics tbh |
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: | Gaymen |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: | m1tja should win new CF retard award |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
gMen sw1ruz [2:35]: | he's a nice guy wtf |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: | no |
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: | hes fucking braincancer |
gMen sw1ruz [2:35]: | ye i know |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | i think u r mad |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | lullaby |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | XD |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: | mitja u girl or boy |
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: | woman name |
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: | fucking you only talk nonsense crap |
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: | cba to read it |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | girl ofc |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | wtf? |
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: | give pics then |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | later |
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: | hes a troll |
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: | he cant |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
=OUFU= LUNA [2:35]: | hes a midget with a vagina |
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: | i have a thing for midgets |
=OUFU= LRD [2:35]: | i dont mind |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 15 seconds! |
[2:35]: | =OUFU= LRDcalled a vote. |
[2:35]: | Vote cancelled |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | F1 |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | can u pause? |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
gMen M1TJA [2:35]: | :XD |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[2:35]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[2:35]: | FIGHT! |
[2:33]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:32]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
=OUFU= LRD [2:26]: | for one blowjob |
[2:19]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
gMen M1TJA [2:14]: | fairplay everywhere |
=OUFU= LRD [1:54]: | u have 3 guys playing |
gMen timbolina [1:49]: | i wasnt here |
=OUFU= LRD [1:46]: | sure |
=OUFU= ubka [1:25]: | u nervous????? |
gMen timbolina [0:37]: | FAIRPLAY |
gMen timbolina [0:36]: | :SSSSSSSS |
=OUFU= LRD [0:34]: | soz4ownage |
=OUFU= LRD [0:33]: | soz4ownage |
=OUFU= LRD [0:33]: | soz4ownage |
=OUFU= LRD [0:33]: | soz4ownage |
=OUFU= LRD [0:33]: | soz4ownage |
=OUFU= LRD [0:33]: | soz4ownage |
[0:32]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 11:27 (original: 12:00) |
=OUFU= LUNA [Intermission]: | blmae m1tja for pausing for imaginary friends |
=OUFU= LUNA [Intermission]: | blame |
=OUFU= LRD [Warmup]: | walls for you |
=OUFU= LRD [Countdown]: | last tinme i played b4 i got 4/22 stats |
=OUFU= LUNA [Countdown]: | :D |
=OUFU= LUNA [Countdown]: | :D |
gMen M1TJA [Countdown]: | u've ubka in team idiot + u r busted alrdy |
gMen sw1ruz [Countdown]: | because ur shit |
gMen M1TJA [Countdown]: | XD |
=OUFU= LRD [Countdown]: | yes |
=OUFU= LRD [9:56]: | never busted |
=OUFU= LRD [9:52]: | clean since 1972 |
=OUFU= LRD [9:50]: | :S |
=OUFU= LRD [8:52]: | :D |
[8:47]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
=OUFU= ubka [8:45]: | u nervous????? |
[8:27]: | The side gate has been built! |
[8:07]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
[7:36]: | Allies have destroyed the Side Door! |
[7:07]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:05]: | The side gate has been destroyed! |
=OUFU= ubka [7:05]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LRD [5:19]: | soz4ownage |
gMen timbolina [4:10]: | xD |
=OUFU= LRD [4:09]: | :D |
[4:09]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[4:09]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[4:09]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[4:09]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[4:09]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[4:09]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:51 |
=OUFU= ubka [5:26]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LRD [5:09]: | :D |
[5:00]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[4:58]: | Axis recapture the factory district! |
=OUFU= ubka [4:55]: | u nervous????? |
[4:18]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[3:45]: | The side gate has been built! |
=OUFU= ubka [3:27]: | u nervous????? |
[3:12]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
=OUFU= ubka [1:55]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= ubka [1:24]: | u nervous????? |
=OUFU= LRD [0:54]: | :D |
gMen timbolina [0:31]: | ggs |
=OUFU= LUNA [0:30]: | gg |
=OUFU= LRD [0:27]: | gg wp |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:51) |
[Intermission]: | gMen timbolina disconnected |
[Intermission]: | =OUFU= LUNA disconnected |
[Intermission]: | gMen sw1ruz disconnected |
=OUFU= LRD [Intermission]: | mitja wrolled |
[Intermission]: | =OUFU= LRD disconnected |
[Intermission]: | gMen M1TJA disconnected |
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