SSTAT vs Obey us fuck you (3417 views)
Apricot
latee
Supertramp
latee
Supertramp
lullaby
LORDI
MCLEOd
LORDI
MCLEOd
21.04.13 19:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | oufu LORDI | 56 kills |
Killing Spree | SSTAT trmp | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | oufu LORDI | 95% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | SSTAT trmp | 16 gibs |
...and stay dead! | SSTAT trmp | 31% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | oufu LORDI | 47 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | oufu luna | 12 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | oufu LORDI | 189 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | SSTAT late | 306 damage per frag |
What objective? | SSTAT trmp | 387 XP |
Red Shirt | ^SSSTAT FRANCAIS | 84 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | oufu luna | 12 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | SSTAT trmp | 171 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | SSTAT late | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | oufu luna | 29 /kills |
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^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | lordi |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | u are in the 1st div already |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | forfeit win is coming for us |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | ohurcool |
oufu luna [Warmup]: | lol what ? |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | told you to gtfo now ? |
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: | no |
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: | im not playing for the 1st div |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | it's forfeit |
oufu luna [Warmup]: | if u look cb u see he is in allowed list |
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: | im playing for this team in 2nd div |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | you are already in |
oufu luna [Warmup]: | for oufu |
oufu luna [Warmup]: | so fuck off |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | you signed already |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | u signed |
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: | im in allowed list for OUFU but not for juurviljad. NO PLAYED matches for juruviljad |
oufu luna [Warmup]: | dude too much drugs |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | liar |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | ohurcool bans u |
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: | late puhu tolle järkee jaksa tota |
SSTAT late [Countdown]: | koitan koko ajan |
SSTAT late [Countdown]: | =D |
oufu LORDI [Countdown]: | :D |
[9:17]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
[8:03]: | Storage Wall destroyed! |
oufu LORDI [7:05]: | soz4ownage |
[6:53]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:28]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
oufu LORDI [4:43]: | :D |
[4:41]: | The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:18 |
SSTAT trmp [Warmup]: | shoutout to jassu erts abba kzm rex :D! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | SHOUTOUT TO ERTS LOGICO :D! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | and jassu <3 |
OUFU K2GENZ [Countdown]: | shoutout to erts and k2genz |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Countdown]: | and jassu <3 |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Countdown]: | and jassu <3 |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Countdown]: | and jassu <3 |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Countdown]: | and jassu <3 |
[4:29]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
[4:14]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:22]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
[1:23]: | The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:54 (original: 5:18) |
oufu LORDI [Intermission]: | GG |
oufu LORDI [11:15]: | :D |
[10:55]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:52]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
oufu LORDI [10:16]: | :D |
oufu LORDI [10:16]: | :D |
oufu LORDI [10:16]: | :D |
oufu LORDI [10:16]: | :D |
oufu luna [10:16]: | :D |
oufu luna [10:16]: | :D |
[9:40]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:37]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:36]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[9:36]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[9:36]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[9:36]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[9:36]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[9:36]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[9:36]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:36]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
oufu LORDI [9:35]: | no ref pauses this time thx |
[9:36]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
oufu LORDI [9:36]: | :D |
[9:36]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[9:36]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:36]: | FIGHT! |
[9:26]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:22]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:39]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:28]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:55]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [7:55]: | focking lags |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[7:55]: | FIGHT! |
oufu LORDI [7:11]: | nice nade teammate |
oufu LORDI [7:11]: | :D |
[6:47]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:24]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [5:05]: | fkn' lag |
[4:41]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[4:28]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[3:59]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
oufu LORDI [3:32]: | :D |
oufu LORDI [3:32]: | :D |
[3:08]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[3:06]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[3:06]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:52]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:20]: | low+ max :D! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:20]: | low+ max :D! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:19]: | low+ max :D! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:19]: | low+ max :D! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:19]: | low+ max :D! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:19]: | low+ max :D! |
[1:17]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:42 |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Intermission]: | cant do shit vs me lordi lowlwolwolwowlwolwowowolw |
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: | :-D |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | i m twice ur skill |
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: | yep |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: | u need mcleod to carry u |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Countdown]: | still forfeit incoming |
OUFU K2GENZ [Countdown]: | its k2genz |
OUFU K2GENZ [10:38]: | im in mcs house |
[7:18]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
oufu LORDI [7:18]: | soz4ownage |
[6:58]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:20]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:14]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[5:44]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:41]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:27]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[4:05]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[3:36]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[2:49]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
oufu luna [1:22]: | :D |
oufu luna [1:22]: | :D |
oufu luna [1:22]: | :D |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:21]: | OWND |
oufu LORDI [1:21]: | :D |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:19]: | FOCK U |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:17]: | OBEY US FOCK U |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:12]: | SHOUT OTU TO JASSU |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:10]: | FOCK UR MUMS |
oufu LORDI [0:54]: | u must get much pussy irl |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:49]: | shit face |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:47]: | u are ugly |
oufu LORDI [0:39]: | ill send you pic in irc and ull change ur mind |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:34]: | do |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:31]: | u are ugly |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:18]: | u need to get carried harder lordi |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:17]: | SHIT FACE |
oufu LORDI [0:10]: | are you braindamaged dude |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:06]: | LOW SHIT |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:03]: | I DESTROY YOU SO HARD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:42) |
oufu LORDI [Intermission]: | u got mental problems kid |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Intermission]: | U CANT DO SHIT VS ME |
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: | soz4ownage |
[9:49]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[9:47]: | Axis recapture the factory district! |
[9:32]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[9:20]: | The side gate has been built! |
[8:49]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
[8:17]: | Allies have destroyed the Side Door! |
[8:09]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:00]: | The side gate has been destroyed! |
[7:20]: | The side gate has been built! |
[6:55]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [6:55]: | 999 |
oufu luna [6:55]: | __ |
oufu LORDI [6:55]: | where |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
oufu LORDI [6:55]: | apricot mr. 2 pauses per round |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:55]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:55]: | FIGHT! |
[6:36]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[6:36]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[6:36]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[6:36]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[6:36]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[6:36]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:23 |
[Countdown]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[2:56]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[2:55]: | Axis recapture the factory district! |
[1:56]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[1:55]: | Axis recapture the factory district! |
[0:58]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:48]: | low+ max :D! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:48]: | low+ max :D! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:48]: | low+ max :D! |
[0:47]: | The side gate has been built! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:43]: | lordi |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:41]: | kill urself |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:40]: | rly |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:37]: | kill ur self |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:32]: | i shit in ur mouth |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:22]: | low+ max :D! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:21]: | low+ max :D! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:21]: | low+ max :D! |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:21]: | low+ max :D! |
oufu luna [0:19]: | gg |
oufu LORDI [0:16]: | u pretty boy |
SSTAT late [0:15]: | g |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:14]: | AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA |
SSTAT late [0:14]: | g |
[0:10]: | oufu luna disconnected |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:08]: | OWND HARd EVEN WITH LUGER |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:04]: | KILL URSELF |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:23) |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Intermission]: | FOCKING OWND |
oufu LORDI [Intermission]: | why dont you visit me in finland |
oufu LORDI [Intermission]: | tough guy |
[Intermission]: | OUFU K2GENZ disconnected |
[Intermission]: | SSTAT late disconnected |
oufu LORDI [Intermission]: | gg wp |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Intermission]: | I BEAT YOU UP |
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Intermission]: | SHIT FACE |
oufu LORDI [Intermission]: | yes u will with your 6 inch biceps |
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