SSTAT vs Obey us fuck you (3391 views)

fr Apricot
fi latee
pl Supertramp
ee lullaby
fi LORDI
ee MCLEOd

CB ET 3on3 OC Spring 2013
Second League
Group D
21.04.13 19:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth oufu LORDI 56 kills
Killing Spree SSTAT trmp 6 frags without being killed
Accountant oufu LORDI 95% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SSTAT trmp 16 gibs
...and stay dead! SSTAT trmp 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning oufu LORDI 47 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! oufu luna 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer oufu LORDI 189 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! SSTAT late 306 damage per frag
What objective? SSTAT trmp 387 XP
Red Shirt ^SSSTAT FRANCAIS 84 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? oufu luna 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SSTAT trmp 171 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SSTAT late 2 team kills
Gingerbread man oufu luna 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SSTAT trmp913875257160216953094261402/07/343/352/518316567
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS543824684111128886198061450/08/234/445/11193115410
SSTAT late42276337751223850498214240/02/628/445/4258126310
SSTAT 60104513121832256726895290537092/017/6105/4412/421113549
oufu luna61328467620029779574771700/11/633/3712/516998512
oufu LORDI923275659122131044295712800/16/947/335/318615735
OUFU K2GENZ813354757411171023192281500/05/340/323/421815933
OUFU 769901491927335928468262766000/012/3120/3220/419113847
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trmp1145087201313691103420/00/19/30/0KKK/KDDDKD/KT/KK
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS256431210038941499180/00/03/80/2DD/XD/DD/KDDDDKK
SSTAT late3342412001312391575840/01/24/80/0K/TDK/K/DKDDDDDXDD
SSTAT 5715615313029350241771440/01/316/190/2
oufu luna110631110100515791014150/01/08/52/0K/D/KDDK/K/KKK/KKKKDD
oufu LORDI80454510011177118600/01/03/40/0KDDK/DKKD
OUFU K2GENZ87507810021421130200/01/16/50/0DKKKDKDKKD//KDD
OUFU 921582223300841773502150/03/117/142/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trmp501536200073296800/00/03/60/0DDKDKDKDD
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS55275920051063104200/01/03/41/0KK/KK//D/KD/DD
SSTAT late83355600018421238180/01/14/40/0DDKKKDKK/DD
SSTAT 63771321400626373248180/02/110/141/0
oufu luna5051360003854756400/00/23/20/0D//D/KDKKX
oufu LORDI1004277001111548551430/02/16/50/0DKKD/DKDKDDKKKT
OUFU K2GENZ100405500011240102600/00/05/30/1KDKDK/DKDK
OUFU 8313315180015324826371830/02/314/100/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trmp52941121301523813005440/02/29/121/3KDDXKD//DDDDK/DK/K/KDKDDDKDKDKTDKD
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS761252026400829102996540/04/015/131/6KKKDDKD/KD//KDDDDD/KKDD/KDDKDDKK/K/DDKK/DKKKKXK
SSTAT late26786232117299329521580/00/24/123/1/DKS/KT/DD/DDDD/KD/DKDKDDK/DDD
SSTAT 51297377091220828489532560/06/428/375/10
oufu luna1001162020100727682507970/00/213/97/3D/K/XDK/K/KKKK/KKDKDKD/KKKDKDDKDKDK/KDDKD
oufu LORDI100921515021232692954650/02/212/92/1SKD/TDDDKKKDKKKDDKDKKK/KSDKDKDKD
OUFU K2GENZ7794141810062916282300/02/211/91/1DDKD/KK/KKK/KDK/KDKDKDD/K/DKDDDK
OUFU 92302495322115895382841620/04/636/2710/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trmp1611422113800734752511182/04/015/70/0K/DKD/K/KK/KDKKKKKD/K/KKKKKKDKX/KKD
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS601071220111726452641550/01/111/101/1K/KDDDDK/K//D/KDDDKDDKK/KKSTK/KDD
SSTAT late607812202007205222751340/00/111/101/2DKKDKK//KDDDDDKDK/KDKDD/DKK/KD//
SSTAT 943274553111121817274272072/05/237/272/3
oufu luna1570426000919982645180/10/03/161/0/D/D/DD/D//KKDDK/KD//DDDDDDDDD
oufu LORDI66821421000626692989360/11/513/90/1DKKDKKXDDDDK/KK//DK/DDKK/KDKDDDKD/KD
OUFU K2GENZ81901316201327602538460/01/011/122/1KDDKTKKD/KD//KDKDDKDKDDDKKDDKK
OUFU 54242316320118742781721000/22/527/373/2
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trmp7556340001512811180/01/02/20/1/KDDKKD
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS1830211100261496200/00/01/71/2DK//DDDDDDDDK
SSTAT late5534591004861932300/00/05/40/1/KD//KD/DKDKKD
SSTAT 491201024200719872705480/01/08/131/4
oufu luna622858000459655500/00/14/21/1D/DK/K//KDKKD
oufu LORDI133268600021097692180/00/05/43/0KDKDK/KKK/KDKD
OUFU K2GENZ10039440002101274000/00/04/20/0K/K/KKDD
OUFU 98931718000827051987180/00/113/84/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trmp1003066100010611028180/00/05/51/1KDKDKDKKDDKD
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS6629462003735666180/02/11/21/0DK/KD/KDK/
SSTAT late14917000151784900/00/00/61/0DD/DDKDD
SSTAT 60681119300423132543360/02/16/133/1
oufu luna5003600010000/00/12/31/1DKDDDKK/D
oufu LORDI160408500011076895180/00/18/20/1KKDKKDKKDK/KD
OUFU K2GENZ66224601038827991040/01/03/10/1K/KDK/D/KS
OUFU 926215170105195816941220/01/213/61/3

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Player Chats
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: lordi
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: u are in the 1st div already
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: forfeit win is coming for us
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: ohurcool
oufu luna [Warmup]: lol what ?
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: told you to gtfo now ?
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: no
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: im not playing for the 1st div
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: it's forfeit
oufu luna [Warmup]: if u look cb u see he is in allowed list
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: im playing for this team in 2nd div
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: you are already in
oufu luna [Warmup]: for oufu
oufu luna [Warmup]: so fuck off
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: you signed already
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: u signed
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: im in allowed list for OUFU but not for juurviljad. NO PLAYED matches for juruviljad
oufu luna [Warmup]: dude too much drugs
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: liar
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: ohurcool bans u
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: late puhu tolle järkee jaksa tota
SSTAT late [Countdown]: koitan koko ajan
SSTAT late [Countdown]: =D
oufu LORDI [Countdown]: :D
[9:17]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:03]: Storage Wall destroyed!
oufu LORDI [7:05]: soz4ownage
[6:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:28]: The Service Door has been breached!
oufu LORDI [4:43]: :D
[4:41]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:18
SSTAT trmp [Warmup]: shoutout to jassu erts abba kzm rex :D!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: SHOUTOUT TO ERTS LOGICO :D!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: and jassu <3
OUFU K2GENZ [Countdown]: shoutout to erts and k2genz
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Countdown]: and jassu <3
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Countdown]: and jassu <3
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Countdown]: and jassu <3
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Countdown]: and jassu <3
[4:29]: The Main Door has been breached!
[4:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:22]: The Service Door has been breached!
[1:23]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:54 (original: 5:18)
oufu LORDI [Intermission]: GG
oufu LORDI [11:15]: :D
[10:55]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:52]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
oufu LORDI [10:16]: :D
oufu LORDI [10:16]: :D
oufu LORDI [10:16]: :D
oufu LORDI [10:16]: :D
oufu luna [10:16]: :D
oufu luna [10:16]: :D
[9:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:37]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:36]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:36]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:36]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:36]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:36]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:36]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:36]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
oufu LORDI [9:35]: no ref pauses this time thx
[9:36]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
oufu LORDI [9:36]: :D
[9:36]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:36]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:36]: FIGHT!
[9:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:39]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:55]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[7:55]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [7:55]: focking lags
[7:55]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:55]: FIGHT!
oufu LORDI [7:11]: nice nade teammate
oufu LORDI [7:11]: :D
[6:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [5:05]: fkn' lag
[4:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
oufu LORDI [3:32]: :D
oufu LORDI [3:32]: :D
[3:08]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:06]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:20]: low+ max :D!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:20]: low+ max :D!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:19]: low+ max :D!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:19]: low+ max :D!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:19]: low+ max :D!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:19]: low+ max :D!
[1:17]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:42
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Intermission]: cant do shit vs me lordi lowlwolwolwowlwolwowowolw
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: :-D
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: i m twice ur skill
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: yep
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Warmup]: u need mcleod to carry u
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Countdown]: still forfeit incoming
OUFU K2GENZ [Countdown]: its k2genz
OUFU K2GENZ [10:38]: im in mcs house
[7:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
oufu LORDI [7:18]: soz4ownage
[6:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:20]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:14]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:27]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:49]: The Allied Truck is in position!
oufu luna [1:22]: :D
oufu luna [1:22]: :D
oufu luna [1:22]: :D
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:21]: OWND
oufu LORDI [1:21]: :D
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:19]: FOCK U
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:17]: OBEY US FOCK U
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:12]: SHOUT OTU TO JASSU
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [1:10]: FOCK UR MUMS
oufu LORDI [0:54]: u must get much pussy irl
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:49]: shit face
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:47]: u are ugly
oufu LORDI [0:39]: ill send you pic in irc and ull change ur mind
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:34]: do
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:31]: u are ugly
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:18]: u need to get carried harder lordi
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:17]: SHIT FACE
oufu LORDI [0:10]: are you braindamaged dude
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:06]: LOW SHIT
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:03]: I DESTROY YOU SO HARD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:42)
oufu LORDI [Intermission]: u got mental problems kid
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Intermission]: U CANT DO SHIT VS ME
oufu LORDI [Warmup]: soz4ownage
[9:49]: Allies capture the factory district!
[9:47]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[9:32]: Allies capture the factory district!
[9:20]: The side gate has been built!
[8:49]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[8:17]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[8:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:00]: The side gate has been destroyed!
[7:20]: The side gate has been built!
[6:55]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [6:55]: 999
oufu luna [6:55]: __
oufu LORDI [6:55]: where
[6:55]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
oufu LORDI [6:55]: apricot mr. 2 pauses per round
[6:55]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:55]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:55]: FIGHT!
[6:36]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:36]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:36]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:36]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:36]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:36]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:23
[Countdown]: Allies capture the factory district!
[2:56]: Allies capture the factory district!
[2:55]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[1:56]: Allies capture the factory district!
[1:55]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[0:58]: Allies capture the factory district!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:48]: low+ max :D!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:48]: low+ max :D!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:48]: low+ max :D!
[0:47]: The side gate has been built!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:43]: lordi
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:41]: kill urself
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:40]: rly
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:37]: kill ur self
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:32]: i shit in ur mouth
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:22]: low+ max :D!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:21]: low+ max :D!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:21]: low+ max :D!
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:21]: low+ max :D!
oufu luna [0:19]: gg
oufu LORDI [0:16]: u pretty boy
SSTAT late [0:15]: g
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:14]: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
SSTAT late [0:14]: g
[0:10]: oufu luna disconnected
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:08]: OWND HARd EVEN WITH LUGER
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [0:04]: KILL URSELF
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:23)
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Intermission]: FOCKING OWND
oufu LORDI [Intermission]: why dont you visit me in finland
oufu LORDI [Intermission]: tough guy
[Intermission]: OUFU K2GENZ disconnected
[Intermission]: SSTAT late disconnected
oufu LORDI [Intermission]: gg wp
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Intermission]: I BEAT YOU UP
^SSSTAT FRANCAIS [Intermission]: SHIT FACE
oufu LORDI [Intermission]: yes u will with your 6 inch biceps

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