just random players vs TECHNOBOIS (2661 views)
filuS
emorej
immoo
emorej
immoo
promen
mortal
Faks
mortal
Faks
08.05.13 23:15 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | tech.tomasz | 73 kills |
Killing Spree | tech.tomasz | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | tech.tomasz | 128% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | tech.FAKS | 16 gibs |
...and stay dead! | tech.FAKS | 36% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | tech.tomasz | 63 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | tech.mortalii | 7 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | tech.tomasz | 173 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | filuS'jrp | 300 damage per frag |
What objective? | tech.tomasz | 411 XP |
Red Shirt | immoo'jrp | 60 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | filuS'jrp | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | tech.tomasz | 181 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | tech.mortalii | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | tech.tomasz | 18 /kills |
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tech.FAKS [Warmup]: | emorej and me two french have shittest ping on dat server |
emoreh'jrp [Warmup]: | bah pas pour jouer jpense |
tech.tomasz [Warmup]: | que |
tech.FAKS [Warmup]: | ha |
tech.tomasz [Warmup]: | que |
tech.FAKS [Warmup]: | :D |
tech.tomasz [Warmup]: | que |
emoreh'jrp [Warmup]: | t'es chez qui ? |
tech.tomasz [Warmup]: | que |
emoreh'jrp [Warmup]: | j'ai le pire d'europe |
tech.mortalii [Warmup]: | cmon lets rup so we can get over with this |
tech.mortalii [Warmup]: | im already bored. |
tech.tomasz [Warmup]: | oui |
tech.tomasz [Warmup]: | que |
tech.FAKS [Warmup]: | :D |
tech.tomasz [Warmup]: | play |
emoreh'jrp [Countdown]: | provider? |
[11:10]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:07]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[10:23]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:48]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[9:20]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[8:58]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:47]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[8:37]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
[8:14]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:27]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:23]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
tech.FAKS [6:07]: | forgot it :D |
[5:56]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[5:55]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[5:43]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[4:36]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:23 |
[6:56]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[6:53]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[6:28]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:18]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
[4:23]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[4:14]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:58]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
immoo'jrp [2:47]: | wp |
[1:57]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 5:26 (original: 7:23) |
[10:24]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[10:23]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:01]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[9:32]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[9:26]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[8:58]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:50]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[8:49]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
immoo'jrp [8:48]: | :XD |
[7:52]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[7:52]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[7:45]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:12]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[7:05]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[6:46]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:41]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
tech.mortalii [6:40]: | saved by lag |
[6:33]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:30]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[6:30]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:29 |
tech.mortalii [Intermission]: | A |
filuS'jrp [Intermission]: | one piece of unhit |
filuS'jrp [Intermission]: | whoever that orange guy is |
tech.tomasz [Warmup]: | hero |
tech.FAKS [Warmup]: | tu lag pas emorej ? |
emoreh'jrp [Warmup]: | bof |
tech.FAKS [Warmup]: | je lag comme un gros porc |
tech.FAKS [Warmup]: | 62ping mtn |
tech.FAKS [Warmup]: | wtf |
emoreh'jrp [Countdown]: | t'es pas stable |
emoreh'jrp [5:06]: | xD |
[4:16]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[4:01]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[3:29]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
emoreh'jrp [3:29]: | à ce point? |
[3:29]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
tech.FAKS [3:29]: | lol non telephune |
[3:29]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[3:29]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[3:29]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
emoreh'jrp [3:29]: | ah |
[3:29]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[3:29]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[3:29]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[3:29]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
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[3:29]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[3:29]: | FIGHT! |
[2:59]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[2:59]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
tech.FAKS [2:52]: | ta vu le lag |
tech.FAKS [2:50]: | je vais mourir |
[2:48]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[2:35]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[2:25]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
immoo'jrp [2:01]: | 8( |
tech.mortalii [1:56]: | :D |
[1:47]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:43]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:34]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:30]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[1:28]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:27]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[0:53]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[0:36]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[0:36]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 4:53 (original: 5:29) |
tech.FAKS [Intermission]: | adlernest, b4, beach, ice, frost, deli, supply, grush |
tech.FAKS [Intermission]: | cash |
tech.FAKS [Intermission]: | :D |
emoreh'jrp [Intermission]: | genre |
emoreh'jrp [Warmup]: | putain de lui :) |
immoo'jrp [Warmup]: | we can choose to attack first |
immoo'jrp [Warmup]: | you started map |
immoo'jrp [Warmup]: | :) |
[8:01]: | The Doors are opening!! |
tech.FAKS [5:11]: | :D |
tech.FAKS [5:10]: | le boredl |
[4:52]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[4:52]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:02]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | fone |
immoo'jrp [4:02]: | .. |
immoo'jrp [4:02]: | milol! |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
emoreh'jrp [4:02]: | mais lol |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | :D |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | immo nice fr |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | :DD |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | a l'arabe |
immoo'jrp [4:02]: | he said: milol |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | mi lol |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | l'arabe quoi |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
immoo'jrp [4:02]: | :) |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | hahah |
emoreh'jrp [4:02]: | l'blédard |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | ;DD |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | mi lol c'pas chir khoya |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | ta vu mon ping mtn |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | :X |
emoreh'jrp [4:02]: | t'es chez qui? |
emoreh'jrp [4:02]: | orange? |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | oyui |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | ui |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | wanadoo avant |
tech.tomasz [4:02]: | rdy? |
emoreh'jrp [4:02]: | y'a pire |
filuS'jrp [4:02]: | c'mon |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
tech.FAKS [4:02]: | :D |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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[4:02]: | FIGHT! |
[3:44]: | vEX connected |
[3:29]: | Axis team locked from spectators by tech.tomasz |
easy [3:19]: | 6 faks |
easy [2:39]: | allies speclock |
filuS'jrp [2:35]: | leave |
tech.FAKS [2:11]: | wp |
[2:10]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:49 |
tech.FAKS [Warmup]: | who remember the famous team T4CE ? |
tech.tomasz [Countdown]: | you |
tech.FAKS [Countdown]: | :D |
[5:36]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
tech.mortalii [5:36]: | cool |
tech.tomasz [5:36]: | xd |
tech.FAKS [5:36]: | :D |
immoo'jrp [5:36]: | lal |
tech.tomasz [5:36]: | nade on my legs |
tech.tomasz [5:36]: | gg full |
tech.FAKS [5:36]: | jhahahahhahahaahahahahah |
tech.FAKS [5:36]: | unpause? |
[5:36]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
immoo'jrp [5:36]: | unpause |
[5:36]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[5:36]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[5:36]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[5:36]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[5:36]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
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[5:36]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[5:36]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[5:36]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:36]: | FIGHT! |
tech.tomasz [5:33]: | xd |
[5:32]: | The Doors are opening!! |
tech.tomasz [5:31]: | gg lag |
[5:20]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[5:20]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:48]: | Main blast door opening! |
[4:36]: | Main blast door closing! |
[4:28]: | Main blast door opening! |
immoo'jrp [4:17]: | wpgg |
[4:07]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:41 (original: 7:49) |
tech.FAKS [Intermission]: | wp guys |
emoreh'jrp [Intermission]: | ggs |
tech.tomasz [Intermission]: | faks noob |
tech.FAKS [Intermission]: | merci emi |
[Intermission]: | emmoo'jrp disconnected |
[Intermission]: | immoo'jrp disconnected |
[Intermission]: | filuS'jrp disconnected |
tech.FAKS [Warmup]: | emorej |
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