Obey us fuck you vs Euphon (2410 views)

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nl kARMA
be dooPPi
gb jam
fr r1vA
de rAKJI
fi lEku


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
09.05.13 13:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth OBYE KARMAZINHO 77 kills
Killing Spree oldsChooler 6 frags without being killed
Accountant oldsChooler 171% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! eph r4KJI :C 34 gibs
...and stay dead! eph r4KJI :C 48% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning OBYE KARMAZINHO 66 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! eph r4KJI :C 15 SPAM kills
Fragstealer oldsChooler 151 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! OBYE KARMAZINHO 277 damage per frag
What objective? OBYE KARMAZINHO 489 XP
Red Shirt eph r1vA :o) 98 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? eph r1vA :o) 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore oldsChooler 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut muZe dooPPi 3 team kills
Gingerbread man eph r1vA :o) 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
eph r4KJI :C77444719034212214052141012860/04/053/5615/12198153510
eph lEku:C81449759211111915023151271430/06/465/634/820016335
eph r1vA :o)4543644987023010933122236720/02/536/518/13248125311
oldsChooler1611722917910744123286760/01/024/84/215218362
le731501219297614478444204473711770/013/0178/831/220015647
OBYE LULLAZINHO7243563881200211244712506940/01/547/5415/919814246
OBYE KARMAZINHO8848977872310291452413575590/05/466/456/1018915449
muZe dooPPi5526839697231210068106412840/02/332/468/625815038
e 72119217924442336237039367224370/08/3145/4629/621514948
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eph r4KJI :C5483132428007302035391480/02/09/142/3DKD/DD///KDKD/K/DKDKDKDDDDKDDKDK/DKKK
eph lEku:C871251416500330823155860/03/011/120/2DDDKXKKK/KDKD/K/DDDKKDDKKKDKKDD
eph r1vA :o)4010910252018198028301520/01/07/93/8D/D/TKDK/D/K///DDDD/DDKKKDDDDKDKDKKD
le603173765350118808295243860/06/027/355/13
OBYE LULLAZINHO1001102020300733512389400/00/213/97/2KK/KKK/KDKDDKDDDKK/K/KDDK/KK//KKDKKKDDDD
OBYE KARMAZINHO1051201918700735672856180/00/115/94/1K/KDKDKK/KK/KKDK/KDKDKDK/K/KDDDKDKK/D
muZe dooPPi4770817200426062837180/00/37/91/1KDDD/KDDK/DDD/KK/DDKDKDKD
e 84300475512001895248082760/00/635/2712/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eph r4KJI :C1351132317300733922393260/00/019/94/2K/KXK/KKKK/K/K/D/KDKDKKKKKDK/KDKDDKKDDKDK
eph lEku:C114972421100736473200180/02/021/131/1K/KK/KKK/KK/DKKDDDKDKDKK/DKDKKDKDKDKK/K/KDKDD
eph r1vA :o)30966200019233624152840/00/05/112/0//T///KDKDKK/KD/D/D/DDDKDDD
le93306535840123937580083280/02/045/337/3
OBYE LULLAZINHO601001423200725212925180/00/114/150/2D/DDDDKDD/KK/XDKD/D/D/KKDKKDKK/KDDKKDKX
OBYE KARMAZINHO3710292440082578309400/00/19/130/2/DDDDDDD/KDK//D//DDKDKDD/KKK/DDKK
muZe dooPPi507512241122290933561630/00/011/183/3DDDS/DKDKDDKTDKDKKD/DDDKKDDDDDKKDKDTDK
e 49277357171217800893751810/00/234/463/7
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eph r4KJI :C1231192117200334473231180/02/014/125/2K/KKKDKDKD/KDDKKDKK/DKKKDKDDKDKKDKKKDD
eph lEku:C6596152320043904357600/00/114/161/2DKKK/KDKDDKD/KDDKKKDDDDDKDDD/KK/DKDDDK
eph r1vA :o)687813192009240421691980/01/211/61/2DK//K/KD/DDKDKK//KDK/KKK/DK/DDKD
le85293495960016975589762160/03/339/347/6
OBYE LULLAZINHO57881119200123283037360/00/17/144/3KKDDDDDDKKDKDKDDD/KDKKDDKDDKDD
OBYE KARMAZINHO81891822400533143468180/01/217/120/4DDKDDKDKKK/DDKDKD//DK/DK/DKXKDKDDDKKKDKKK
muZe dooPPi73981419411433343250850/02/010/133/1DD/KKSDDKKK/KDKDDK/K/DDKTDKDKDDKKD
e 702754360101110897697551390/03/334/397/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eph r4KJI :C50353600118821160940/00/03/41/1DDKDKD/DKT
eph lEku:C150509600021602132000/01/28/30/0KDKDKDKK/KDK/KKX
eph r1vA :o)5736470001794693200/00/04/40/2DDKDKDD/KKD
le8612116190014327831731140/01/215/111/3
OBYE LULLAZINHO71345720021083107600/00/13/42/0DKKKDDKK/D/D
OBYE KARMAZINHO10025551001871100400/02/03/40/0KDKKDK/DKD
muZe dooPPi552559000212191198180/00/04/61/1KKK/DD/DDDDKKD
e 75841521300531733278180/02/110/143/1
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eph r4KJI :C286462102002318316100/00/03/163/4KDDKKSKDDDDDDDDDKSDDDDDKDDDD
eph lEku:C5269101931012266302500/00/18/151/2DDDDDKDDKKDKDDKDDK/KDDKDKSKDDD
eph r1vA :o)2075524100324583274180/00/35/170/1DDDDDDDDDDDKDKDDDD/DDK//DKDKD
oldsChooler2091292311800435102473760/01/019/53/2DKDKK/KKKKKKDKKDKK/KKKDKK/KKD/KKDK
le773374475123081055211933940/01/435/537/9
OBYE LULLAZINHO7874111430042448240800/01/08/92/0/DKDKK/DDKKDK/DKDKDKKD/DK
OBYE KARMAZINHO208141251261083502216150/02/021/22/2KKKSKKKDKKK/KK//K/KK/KKDKKDK//K/KDKKKK
e 1432153626910125950456950/03/029/114/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eph r4KJI :C1003055100499361700/00/05/10/0D/KK/KK/K/
eph lEku:C4212370012522851390/00/03/41/1DKK/DTK/DDD
eph r1vA :o)2004263200096184200/00/04/42/0KKKXDKKKDD
oldsChooler1004366110390281300/00/05/31/0K/SKDDK/DKKK/
le1111272021411933783123390/00/017/124/1
OBYE LULLAZINHO402925000071667100/00/02/30/2DDDKDDK
OBYE KARMAZINHO1612161000692992180/00/01/50/1DKDDDDD
e 2841311100014081663180/00/03/80/3

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Player Chats
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: 2 much brattenwurst rakji?
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: :D:D:D
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: :D
eph lEku:C [Warmup]: =DDD
eph r1vA :o) [Warmup]: don't rup brb toilets
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: all dutchies know 2 german words: sauerkraut und bratwurst
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: ich kan eine kleine bische deutsch
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: abba nicht fiel
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: abba :D
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: u mean aber?
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: aba ?:D
eph r1vA :o) [Warmup]: back
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: abba is the oldie band
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: :D
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: it leute wat magst du?
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: habst du eine problem mit mich:??????
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: :D
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: NICE SPECLOCK BRA
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: he came in peace
OBYE LULLAZINHO [Warmup]: dooppi <3
OBYE LULLAZINHO [Warmup]: great game btw
muZe dooPPi [Warmup]: sec food ready
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: :D
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: :D
OBYE LULLAZINHO [Warmup]: i quitted smoking today
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: :D
OBYE LULLAZINHO [Warmup]: i think it is wrong day
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: :D
eph r1vA :o) [Warmup]: wrong day for sure
OBYE LULLAZINHO [Warmup]: so if i rage
OBYE LULLAZINHO [Warmup]: please
OBYE LULLAZINHO [Warmup]: forgive me
eph lEku:C [Warmup]: =DDD
OBYE LULLAZINHO [Warmup]: :D
eph r1vA :o) [Warmup]: call dooppi for free weed
eph r1vA :o) [Warmup]: :)
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: where schoolboy?
OBYE LULLAZINHO [Warmup]: dead
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: yeiiiii
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: doop
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: kom ts
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: speel
eph lEku:C [Warmup]: :D
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: dooppi STRONKIR
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: u dont need stronk players vs us
OBYE LULLAZINHO [Warmup]: :D
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: DOOOOOUPPPI
eph lEku:C [Warmup]: oke now just kick lulla and get fatty -> vote mp
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: :D
eph lEku:C [Warmup]: map et ice and gg
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: we have trained hard in the mountains for maps like supply/gr
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: forfeit in 10sec
eph lEku:C [Warmup]: :D
muZe dooPPi [Warmup]: ready !!!
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Countdown]: HF
eph r4KJI :C [11:09]: :D
[10:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
eph r4KJI :C [9:41]: :D
[9:41]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:29]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
OBYE KARMAZINHO [9:25]: LOL.
eph lEku:C [9:24]: =DDD
[9:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:25]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[6:24]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:25]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:25]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:25]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[6:25]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:25]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[6:25]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[6:25]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:25]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:25]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:25]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:25]: FIGHT!
[5:44]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:59]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
eph lEku:C [4:54]: =DDD
eph lEku:C [4:54]: =DDD
eph lEku:C [4:53]: =DDD
eph lEku:C [4:53]: =DDD
OBYE LULLAZINHO [4:51]: :D
muZe dooPPi [4:40]: :-)
[4:27]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
OBYE KARMAZINHO [3:32]: rofl
[3:27]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:59]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:58]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:45]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
muZe dooPPi [1:28]: :-)
OBYE LULLAZINHO [1:28]: :D
OBYE KARMAZINHO [1:26]: :/
[1:25]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:34
eph r4KJI :C [Intermission]: my gibs
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: no bug!
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: fake boobs bra
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: :D
eph lEku:C [Warmup]: Ready
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: i love fake boobs
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: u 2?
eph r4KJI :C [Warmup]: :D
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Warmup]: i love them real thingzzz MMM
OBYE LULLAZINHO [Warmup]: :D
muZe dooPPi [Warmup]: ready !!!
eph lEku:C [9:12]: =DDD
muZe dooPPi [9:03]: :-)
[6:36]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:05]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
OBYE KARMAZINHO [4:31]: dat camp :D
eph r4KJI :C [4:30]: :D
[2:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:15]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:09]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:03]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
OBYE KARMAZINHO [1:37]: :/
OBYE LULLAZINHO [0:15]: ggwp
[0:02]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:31 (original: 10:34)
muZe dooPPi [Warmup]: ready !!!
OBYE LULLAZINHO [9:40]: :D
OBYE LULLAZINHO [9:40]: :D
[6:30]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:25]: Main blast door opening!
OBYE LULLAZINHO [6:19]: :D
OBYE LULLAZINHO [6:19]: :D
[4:55]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
eph r4KJI :C [4:16]: :D
eph r4KJI :C [4:16]: :D
eph r4KJI :C [4:16]: :D
OBYE LULLAZINHO [4:10]: :D
OBYE LULLAZINHO [4:10]: :D
[3:38]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[3:38]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
eph r4KJI :C [3:38]: cuz everytime we touch+
[3:38]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
eph r4KJI :C [3:38]: jeeeez what is this
[3:38]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
eph r4KJI :C [3:38]: leku wants me to sing a bday song
OBYE LULLAZINHO [3:38]: :D
[3:38]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
eph r4KJI :C [3:38]: its his 56th bday today
eph lEku:C [3:38]: GONNA RETIRE SOON
[3:38]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
eph r4KJI :C [3:38]: i hope so
[3:38]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
OBYE KARMAZINHO [3:38]: what we waiting for bra'z
eph r4KJI :C [3:38]: riva on phone
[3:38]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:38]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:38]: FIGHT!
eph lEku:C [3:12]: =DDD
OBYE LULLAZINHO [1:36]: :D
OBYE LULLAZINHO [1:36]: :D
eph lEku:C [1:01]: O0
OBYE LULLAZINHO [0:36]: :D
OBYE KARMAZINHO [0:36]: OK
eph r4KJI :C [0:34]: :D
eph r4KJI :C [0:33]: :D
eph r4KJI :C [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
eph r4KJI :C [Intermission]: not 30 gibs anymore :(
eph lEku:C [Warmup]: Ready
muZe dooPPi [Warmup]: ready !!!
muZe dooPPi [9:09]: :-)
[7:30]: The Doors are opening!!
eph r4KJI :C [7:25]: :D
eph r4KJI :C [7:23]: 2dark
OBYE KARMAZINHO [7:22]: :D
OBYE KARMAZINHO [7:20]: not smart you
[7:16]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:35]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:24 (original: 10:00)
eph r4KJI :C [Intermission]: i am obj man
eph r1vA :o) [Intermission]: beach b4 gr ice frost deli
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Countdown]: HF
eph r4KJI :C [9:43]: :s
[9:16]: The Main Door has been breached!
eph r4KJI :C [5:37]: :D
eph r4KJI :C [4:12]: wtf
OBYE KARMAZINHO [4:06]: ?
[3:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:29]: The Service Door has been breached!
OBYE KARMAZINHO [1:21]: :/
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
eph r4KJI :C [Intermission]: wp
eph lEku:C [Warmup]: Ready
[9:08]: The Main Door has been breached!
eph lEku:C [8:52]: >DDd
eph lEku:C [8:49]: FUCKING LAGGER
[8:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
OBYE KARMAZINHO [8:26]: tbh leku
OBYE KARMAZINHO [8:23]: you really shouldent talk
OBYE KARMAZINHO [8:21]: about warp
[7:43]: The Service Door has been breached!
[7:07]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:30]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
eph lEku:C [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:29 (original: 10:00)
[Intermission]: eph lEku:C disconnected
OBYE LULLAZINHO [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: eph r1vA :o) disconnected
OBYE KARMAZINHO [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: OBYE KARMAZINHO disconnected
[Intermission]: eph r4KJI :C disconnected

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