cartoons vs Keelhauler (2431 views)

fi froxe
ee lullaby
ro Stary
si m1tja
nl timbolina
fi LORDI


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
09.05.13 18:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cartoons/StARy 58 kills
Killing Spree cartoons/StARy 10 frags without being killed
Accountant cartoons/StARy 129% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! cartoons/froxe 11 gibs
...and stay dead! cartoons/froxe 37% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cartoons/StARy 51 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cartoons/lulla 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cartoons/StARy 168 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! cartoons/froxe 364 damage per frag
What objective? cartoons/StARy 403 XP
Red Shirt lrd 61 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? lrd 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cartoons/StARy 203 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut lrd 4 team kills
Gingerbread man cartoons/froxe 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
MTJ48202296041316686687502810/12/428/352/723714338
TMB53274325921216921893782140/01/330/363/628815625
lrd8226050615049897894695151/03/246/474/6180155810
lrd61736111180112941250622759710101/06/2104/479/623515148
cartoons/froxe522633058110225803474611190/04/124/324/2268129410
cartoons/lulla83303506070119992699171460/01/342/368/219916567
cartoons/StARy12940358456018963776842910/04/251/354/2166171107
cartoons/8596913816324045227597250625560/09/2117/3516/221115578
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ75276810051000723180/00/16/20/0K/KDKK/K/K//DD
TMB50284800029061142360/00/04/50/1DDKKD/KDK/DD
lrd128409710011540123800/00/09/60/0DKK/DKKKKDKKDDKD
lrd84951923200834463103540/00/119/130/1
cartoons/froxe1215182001710109600/00/01/70/1/XDDDDDDKD
cartoons/lulla66364610009561206180/00/04/60/0DKDKDDDKDK
cartoons/StARy166671061010143711441100/01/08/62/0KKKTDDDKDDKKDKKKK
cartoons/8111815204011310334461280/01/013/192/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ2823270000734108900/00/12/70/0XDKDDDDDKD
TMB423537011115811305420/00/24/30/1TKDDDK/KSDDD
lrd574647100312391329720/01/12/21/1//DK/KKKDDD
lrd421049211114355437231140/01/48/121/2
cartoons/froxe10038551002110993500/02/02/31/0D/DKD/KKKK
cartoons/lulla753168200314401427360/00/15/31/1//KKK/DDDKDKKD
cartoons/StARy1505164100311741192580/02/04/10/0K/K/DK/KKK
cartoons/1081201717400837233554940/04/111/72/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ3296825201427753835700/10/19/160/6/DDDKDDXK/D/DDDDDKDTDDDKKDDK/DKDKDDXX
TMB3810010262018372940641000/01/09/161/2/DDDDKDDK/K//DD/KDDDKD/KDKDDK//DDDTKK
lrd546417311032275038103831/00/117/272/3DKDDDKKTKK/KDDDDDDDDD/KDKDKXDKKDDDDDDDKDKDKKDDKDXTDTK
lrd412603582505149254117095531/11/235/593/11
cartoons/froxe581001424500163368259700/01/011/82/1K////D/DD/K/K/KK/KKX/D/K/KD/DKD/KK/KK/D
cartoons/lulla12613929234011042303655920/01/123/126/0/KKDKDD/KDDKD///KKT/K/KKKDKKKKKKDKKK/KDKK/KKK/KDKDDKD
cartoons/StARy1781792514200041113002580/00/024/141/0KKKKKKKKKKDDKKKKKKDDDKDDDKDKKDDKKDKKDKD
cartoons/12141868611101261170992541500/02/158/349/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ655613201127235731031930/02/111/102/1/KKDKDKSTDKKK/DKK/K/TK//DDKDDKD/DDD
TMB831111518000530022867360/00/113/122/2/DK/KKXKDKKDDDDKD/K/KDKK/KDDKKXKDDD
lrd1251102016201334493092600/02/018/121/2D/DKDKKDDDK/KDKDKKKXKKKKKKKKDDKT/KDKDD
lrd91277485431315880890622890/04/242/345/5
cartoons/froxe4711010213026284728331190/01/110/141/0TD/DDDDDTKDD//DDDD//KKK/KDKDKDKKK
cartoons/lulla4797112300063300362900/00/110/151/1D/KD/KDDKKDK//K/KDDD/DKDDDDDDDKDKK
cartoons/StARy801061721200529152346650/01/215/141/2KXKK/KDKDDKKKXDK/DKDKDDD/DDDKDDDKK/KDK/K
cartoons/58313386550217906288081840/02/435/433/3

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Player Chats
cartoons/StARy [Warmup]: lol
cartoons/StARy [Warmup]: i just checked my ping on other host
cartoons/StARy [Warmup]: and had normal
lrd [Warmup]: mija and me are best fridns man
lrd [Warmup]: what u talkin about
MTJ [Warmup]: rup kurwa
cartoons/lulla [Countdown]: hf
TMB [Countdown]: glhf m1tja
cartoons/froxe [Countdown]: hf
TMB [Countdown]: shoutout to viko
MTJ [Countdown]: shoutout ViKO
lrd [Countdown]: shouitout to sungis mother
lrd [9:32]: xD
lrd [9:24]: :D
MTJ [9:19]: STary u got this bro
cartoons/froxe [9:11]: was about to do obj run
cartoons/froxe [9:10]: but gg
[9:07]: The Doors are opening!!
[9:07]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
lrd [9:07]: tactics
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: yea
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: lordi always doing tactics
[9:07]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
lrd [9:07]: toi oikeesti pauses takuejn takii eile
lrd [9:07]: :D
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: :DD
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: mitä vittua
lrd [9:07]: xD
lrd [9:07]: älä
lrd [9:07]: sil ei ollu mic sillo yhe peli ajan
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: :PP
[9:07]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
lrd [9:07]: se vetää pauset ja kertoo meille ohjeet
lrd [9:07]: :D
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: lol
cartoons/StARy [9:07]: spec lulla for awesome dubstep
cartoons/lulla [9:07]: :D
cartoons/StARy [9:07]: featuring
cartoons/StARy [9:07]: the GATe
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: se on aina kiva ku pelaat jonku euro kans
[9:07]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
cartoons/StARy [9:07]: Dj Gate
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: sit se käy pätee ja neuvoo
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: :D
[9:07]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
lrd [9:07]: :D joo mut ei ollu mitää sellast
lrd [9:07]: oli vaa jotai tyylii et mennää comtrols delis tjsp
lrd [9:07]: enm uista
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: :D
lrd [9:07]: nää on kivoi
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: niih
[9:07]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
TMB [9:07]: The good mood clearly took over their madness ! And it does really feel good ! :D!
TMB [9:07]: twoja stara pierze w rzece
[9:07]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
cartoons/lulla [9:07]: sup?
cartoons/StARy [9:07]: btw timbo
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: She is my muse, my flame
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: She is my muse, my flame
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: She is my muse, my flame
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: She is my muse, my flame
[9:07]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
lrd [9:07]: bimbolina
TMB [9:07]: hi
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: gettin headache from this door
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: dno why I keep looking at it
[9:07]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: tulee joku epilepsiakohtaus kohta tosta ovesta vittu
TMB [9:07]: where is this little piece of shit
lrd [9:07]: mist ovest :D
[9:07]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: tää isoovi, aukee ku räjähti toi
lrd [9:07]: aa
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: jäi väpättää toho
lrd [9:07]: xD
[9:07]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
TMB [9:07]: laten we allemaal in ons eigen taaltje praten
TMB [9:07]: maken we het er heel gezellig mee
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: ja ja
TMB [9:07]: oh wait
cartoons/StARy [9:07]: trollolololololololololol
TMB [9:07]: no dutchies
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cartoons/StARy [9:07]: trollolololololololololol
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: du och me shall bearester drink
lrd [9:07]: paras oli joskus ku jäi rg 0.5cm päähä naamast ja CP ääni tuli korvaa samaa aikaa
lrd [9:07]: mutesin kaiken sen pause ajaks
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: xdd
TMB [9:07]: i understood what u said lrodi
[9:07]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: alles goed timbo
cartoons/StARy [9:07]: kanker
cartoons/StARy [9:07]: moeder
TMB [9:07]: jahoor met jou
[9:07]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: fine
cartoons/StARy [9:07]: warrom is dit gay timbo hier?
TMB [9:07]: heb je recent nog wat lekkers gebeft
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: :D
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cartoons/froxe [9:07]: unp?
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: :oo
TMB [9:07]: no clue where mitja is
TMB [9:07]: XD
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: this is how m1tja rolls
[9:07]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
cartoons/StARy [9:07]: sleeptime
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: pauses till oppo egoquits
[9:07]: lrdcalled a vote.
[9:07]: MTJhas been muted!
[9:07]: Vote passed!
TMB [9:07]: open your console and enter: /scores
lrd [9:07]: :D
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TMB [9:07]: look at the name lrd
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cartoons/StARy [9:07]: low/-
[9:07]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
cartoons/froxe [9:07]: :DD
[9:07]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:07]: FIGHT!
cartoons/froxe [9:01]: hes back?
lrd [9:00]: :D
TMB [8:53]: i dont have pauses button
cartoons/froxe [8:47]: console go go
[8:44]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
TMB [8:44]: whats ur spawntime
[8:44]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
lrd [8:44]: 00
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lrd [8:44]: stary @ down, froxe ramp
lrd [8:44]: am i rite
cartoons/froxe [8:44]: veri rite
cartoons/froxe [8:44]: veri
cartoons/StARy [8:44]: a lot of very much
[8:44]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
lrd [8:44]: just kidding u all dead spawning in 4
TMB [8:44]: what ksill is this
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cartoons/froxe [8:44]: aika pieles oot
cartoons/froxe [8:44]: :d
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cartoons/lulla [8:44]: sigh
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lrd [8:44]: :D
cartoons/froxe [8:44]: kuolleita ollaa
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cartoons/froxe [8:44]: mut respa
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lrd [8:44]: :D
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cartoons/froxe [8:44]: ei oo tarkka sul
[8:44]: FIGHT!
[8:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:42]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
lrd [8:39]: :D
cartoons/froxe [8:32]: 1 heitti su l:DD
[8:17]: Axis have returned the objective!
lrd [7:54]: :D
cartoons/lulla [7:32]: :D
cartoons/froxe [6:16]: he slow
cartoons/froxe [6:10]: ei vittu
cartoons/froxe [6:09]: nauran
[6:08]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
TMB [Intermission]: vittu
lrd [Intermission]: txDd
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:51
TMB [Intermission]: perkele
cartoons/StARy [Intermission]: kurwa
cartoons/froxe [Intermission]: :D
cartoons/lulla [Intermission]: damn im fast
cartoons/StARy [Intermission]: cwelu
cartoons/StARy [Intermission]: this ping is funny xD
cartoons/StARy [Warmup]: i feel like hans
TMB [Warmup]: xdddd
lrd [Warmup]: he noticed
MTJ [Warmup]: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
cartoons/StARy [Warmup]: trollolololololololololol
cartoons/StARy [Warmup]: trollolololololololololol
lrd [3:24]: :D
lrd [3:24]: :D
MTJ [3:22]: sick nade:)
lrd [3:21]: :D
MTJ [3:19]: :D
[1:45]: The Doors are opening!!
TMB [0:37]: xDDDD
lrd [0:36]: :D
[0:12]: Axis have returned the objective!
lrd [0:00]: 7quit
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:51)
cartoons/StARy [Intermission]: :D
cartoons/froxe [Intermission]: - damage
cartoons/froxe [Intermission]: ei juma
cartoons/froxe [Intermission]: :ss
lrd [Intermission]: :D
TMB [Warmup]: rup rznje
cartoons/froxe [Warmup]: shoutout myself & lordi
TMB [Warmup]: shoutout lordi and froxe
cartoons/froxe [Countdown]: ok shoutout timbo aswell
TMB [Countdown]: ty
lrd [Countdown]: shoutout to sungis mother
cartoons/froxe [Countdown]: so he can get good night sleep
TMB [Countdown]: shoutout sungis grandmom
lrd [11:58]: dead sorry
cartoons/StARy [11:17]: XD
MTJ [11:14]: ;d
MTJ [10:52]: :d
TMB [10:50]: mitja op
lrd [10:25]: :D
lrd [10:25]: :D
TMB [10:24]: XDD
[9:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cartoons/StARy [8:42]: WTF?
cartoons/StARy [8:41]: how fast
lrd [8:39]: xd
[8:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
lrd [8:14]: im onown for my sick stafe starYbro
[7:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:52]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
MTJ [6:14]: timbo usefull player
[5:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
MTJ [4:24]: RLY:d
lrd [2:35]: nerd
lrd [1:27]: wh
lrd [0:56]: soz4ownage
MTJ [0:53]: xdDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TMB [0:49]: troll dynamite
lrd [0:49]: xD
lrd [0:25]: soz4ownage
TMB [0:24]: XDa
MTJ [0:22]: man this guy
MTJ [0:21]: xD
MTJ [0:20]: xD
lrd [0:11]: I GOT BIG MONEY COMING
MTJ [0:08]: XD
lrd [0:07]: LOSING ON PURPROSE
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
MTJ [Intermission]: LORDI the lowest dmg
MTJ [Intermission]: GG man
lrd [Intermission]: was eng
TMB [Intermission]: why did ppl bet on us
lrd [Intermission]: nice kills
TMB [Warmup]: lordi shit engi
cartoons/StARy [Warmup]: 0 selfkills lol
cartoons/StARy [Warmup]: like a boss
lrd [Warmup]: :D
lrd [Warmup]: :D
cartoons/froxe [Warmup]: stary and lullaby playing aggresive
cartoons/froxe [Warmup]: I haz to play defensive :s
MTJ [Countdown]: lets play rematch
cartoons/froxe [Countdown]: yes
cartoons/froxe [Countdown]: and I play aggresive
cartoons/froxe [Countdown]: stary will camp and be backup when needed
MTJ [11:21]: LOW
MTJ [11:20]: :D
cartoons/StARy [11:12]: check my ping mate
lrd [11:08]: 8
lrd [11:07]: 84
TMB [11:04]: 179
cartoons/froxe [10:37]: GG
cartoons/froxe [10:37]: She is my muse, my flame
cartoons/froxe [10:37]: She is my muse, my flame
cartoons/froxe [10:37]: She is my muse, my flame
lrd [10:33]: noob team
cartoons/froxe [10:30]: +1
TMB [10:28]: u are our eng
cartoons/froxe [10:27]: playing with two rambos
cartoons/StARy [10:14]: Nice backrape xD
cartoons/StARy [10:11]: u couldn't hit me?
MTJ [10:09]: gg
[10:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
MTJ [10:08]: MAN
TMB [10:06]: true
TMB [10:05]: XD
lrd [9:46]: soz4ownage
cartoons/froxe [9:46]: wat
cartoons/froxe [9:37]: meni kaikki ohi
cartoons/froxe [9:35]: dat movement
lrd [9:34]: :D
[9:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:17]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
lrd [9:03]: :D
[9:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
TMB [8:41]: XDD
[8:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
MTJ [8:28]: this is for eyeball cancer
MTJ [8:26]: xD
TMB [8:19]: m1tja tried gib me
TMB [8:17]: then fulselfed
[8:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TMB [8:14]: what a retard
MTJ [8:13]: XDDDDDDDDDDD
[8:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
cartoons/lulla [7:15]: :D
lrd [6:15]: OMG MTJ
cartoons/lulla [5:37]: :D
[5:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
lrd [4:19]: xd
[4:16]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:14]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:12]: The Allies have activated the crane!
lrd [4:00]: SULJIN IKKUNA
[3:58]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TMB [2:53]: lordi up
lrd [2:48]: :D
TMB [2:45]: sick player
lrd [2:37]: xd
TMB [2:35]: XDD
MTJ [2:34]: xD
TMB [2:31]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TMB [2:26]: watch replay
lrd [2:24]: xD
TMB [2:22]: on how they both threw airstrikes
cartoons/froxe [2:20]: ?
lrd [2:19]: >D>Dd
TMB [2:16]: XDDDDDD
MTJ [2:16]: XDDDDDDDDDd
cartoons/froxe [1:56]: gg
cartoons/StARy [1:56]: ggs
cartoons/StARy [1:52]: my ping lol
[1:45]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:14 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: cartoons/StARy disconnected

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