Keelhauler vs POLARBEERS (2451 views)

fi LORDI
fr Faks
si m1tja
fi janari
fi blackwolf
fi Scarce


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
25.05.13 17:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ><> BLACKWOLF 65 kills
Killing Spree ><> BLACKWOLF 4 frags without being killed
Accountant ><> BLACKWOLF 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! FKS 12 gibs
...and stay dead! lrd 24% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ><> BLACKWOLF 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! FKS 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ><> BLACKWOLF 161 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! MTJ 301 damage per frag
What objective? ><> BLACKWOLF 435 XP
Red Shirt MTJ 71 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? MTJ 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ><> NiCKEXCZIc 183 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut lrd 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ><> JANARIZXiC 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
MTJ37238277152110681291813190/03/520/525/525212648
FKS903695662120112949884911700/01/548/428/417013744
lrd91309495212236856890393180/02/345/415/117516744
lrd7091613218529452824878267118070/06/3113/4118/119914345
><> NiCKEXCZIc9632948507006934485471570/08/135/355/819517134
><> JANARIZXiC74281405470118721381161920/02/339/300/318015035
><> BLACKWOLF1004356565900131015482151360/03/260/472/415612644
><> 91104515316923013726711248784850/013/2134/477/417714934
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ59911322001122142650200/01/410/173/1DDKKDDDDDKDKDKDKKD/DKDDDKKDDKTXDKDDKD
FKS831121518100319372346790/00/113/112/3KDDDDDKD/KKKK/DKDK/KDKKDKDDKDDKDK
lrd1157915133111247723931160/02/113/101/1KDKDKDDDDKKDKDKDKDKK/KKXTKSKKD
lrd8628243534125662873892150/03/636/386/5
><> NiCKEXCZIc821041417100025152693750/03/09/152/2KDKDKKKDKDKDKDKKDDKDDDKDDDKDDKD
><> JANARIZXiC140941410000022751881360/02/212/70/1KKKDKKDDDDDKKKDKDDKKKDKK
><> BLACKWOLF9013119211005259920541180/01/117/141/1DKKD/KK/KKKDDDK/KDKDKDKDKK/KDKK/DKDDKDDD
><> 10432947482005738966282290/06/338/363/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ16523182106136719551820/00/03/110/1K/D//DDDKDX/DKSDDD/DD/
FKS1331272015700330851896800/00/215/105/0KDK/K/KKDDKKDKKDDKDKK/KKDKKKKDDDDKK
lrd84871113311020662157560/00/19/113/0DKDKDKDDKSDTKKKDKDKKDDKDD
lrd78266344612219651860083180/00/327/328/1
><> NiCKEXCZIc100861515200228842687360/03/011/81/5DDKK/KKDKKKDDKDDDKKDKDDK/KKDKD
><> JANARIZXiC6073915200717032072540/00/09/80/0KK/DDDKDDD/DKK///D/KKKK/
><> BLACKWOLF78102111430011421175900/00/011/100/3KDKDDDKKKDKDKKDDDK/DDDKKD
><> 7926135447001060086518900/03/031/261/8
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ50425102002154516881170/02/02/81/0DKDDDDDD/KKKD/K
FKS504061210011315168900/00/16/100/0DKDKDDKDKDDKDDDDK/
lrd7247811300214711820540/00/18/80/0DKKDKK/KD/KDKDDKDDD
lrd5712919336005433151971710/02/216/261/0
><> NiCKEXCZIc1004988000314181353180/00/18/40/0/DKKDKKKDKK/DK/D
><> JANARIZXiC664269101314021479840/00/17/40/1KDDD/K/KD/KKDTKD
><> BLACKWOLF14062141000022377149900/02/012/90/0KK/KDKDKDKKDDKDKKKK/DKXKD
><> 10215328271018519743311020/02/227/170/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ502236000176780600/00/12/51/0KXDDKDK/DD
FKS5718470013750725110/00/15/30/0KTDK/DKD/K/D
lrd160618520011327974180/00/08/40/0KK/KKDKKKKDDD
lrd891011518201528442505290/00/215/121/0
><> NiCKEXCZIc20023420000539560100/02/02/20/0DKKDKK
><> JANARIZXiC1110191002554114500/00/01/60/1/K/DDDDDDD
><> BLACKWOLF88448940031412113900/00/08/60/0/DKD/DK/KKDDKDKKK
><> 100771320500525052844100/02/011/140/1
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ2226291100599124300/00/02/70/1SKDDDDDDDKD
FKS71355710011332117200/00/04/61/0DKDDDKDKD/KK
lrd6623461000664115600/00/04/60/0DKDDKKDDDK
lrd5384112231012595357100/00/010/191/1
><> NiCKEXCZIc125475430011210619180/00/04/21/1DDKKDKK/K
><> JANARIZXiC11436871004806931180/00/08/30/0K/KDK/KK/KK/DKD
><> BLACKWOLF116537610011555104500/00/07/50/0KKKKDDKK/DKDD
><> 1181362017500635712595360/00/019/101/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ16516000032083900/00/01/40/2DDDKDDD
FKS20037632001107966300/01/05/20/1XK/KDKKKDK
lrd7512340012563539740/00/03/21/0TKDK//KD
lrd97541013201319622041740/01/09/81/3
><> NiCKEXCZIc502024100077863500/00/01/41/0KDDKDD
><> JANARIZXiC502624200247360800/00/02/20/0K/KD/D
><> BLACKWOLF12043650001790719180/00/15/31/0/KDKDDKKKKD
><> 73891013300320411962180/00/18/92/0

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Player Chats
lrd [Countdown]: entä jonne
[10:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
MTJ [10:10]: omfg
><> BLACKWOLF [10:08]: LOL
><> BLACKWOLF [10:06]: I RENAMED
lrd [10:06]: :D
[9:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
MTJ [9:48]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
><> BLACKWOLF [9:40]: UPS
[9:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:28]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
lrd [9:07]: :D
[8:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:14]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:51]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:48]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:57]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:01]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
lrd [6:00]: x
lrd [5:59]: d
[5:41]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:34]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:33]: Axis have returned the objective!
MTJ [5:12]: :D
><> NiCKEXCZIc [4:46]: shit server
[4:45]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
><> BLACKWOLF [4:41]: :D
><> BLACKWOLF [4:41]: :D
><> BLACKWOLF [4:41]: :D
lrd [4:40]: :D
><> BLACKWOLF [4:39]: excuse
MTJ [4:37]: sure
><> NiCKEXCZIc [4:34]: fucking laggin shit
lrd [4:30]: :D
[4:14]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
lrd [4:09]: :D
lrd [4:09]: :D
lrd [4:08]: soz4ownage
Kwiz:exe [4:02]: cant spec this mitja tard
lrd [4:01]: :D
lrd [4:00]: :D
lrd [3:54]: XD
[2:57]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:02
FKS [Intermission]: magician trick
lrd [8:58]: maind
lrd [8:45]: vitu uijari olit side
lrd [8:42]: mit' vittuablavk
><> BLACKWOLF [8:00]: forever alone
[7:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:04]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:01]: The Tank has been damaged!
lrd [6:41]: sxD "i willfull him
lrd [6:40]: "
[6:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
><> BLACKWOLF [6:36]: i got stuck
><> BLACKWOLF [6:33]: behind the tank
[6:26]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
Kwiz:exe [6:16]: m1tja stop carrying
MTJ [6:09]: specs stfu or go gtv
[6:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
lrd [5:34]: soz4ownage
lrd [5:27]: :D
lrd [5:27]: :D
[5:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:59]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:44]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:14]: The Tank has been repaired!
lrd [3:55]: xDD
><> BLACKWOLF [3:52]: :D
[3:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:59]: dsasdasda connected
><> BLACKWOLF [2:52]: we dont allow 2specs
[2:51]: Axis team locked from spectators by MTJ
[2:45]: ><> NiCKEXCZIccalled a vote.
[2:42]: BOUNCETOBEATJUMPINGINTHEPOGOhas been kicked!
[2:42]: Vote passed!
[2:42]: BOUNCETOBEATJUMPINGINTHEPOGO player kicked
lrd [2:42]: dno him
lrd [2:38]: oh its Webe
[2:25]: Axis team unlocked from spectators by MTJ
lrd [2:03]: se o webe voiko tulla
><> NiCKEXCZIc [2:00]: e9
><> NiCKEXCZIc [1:58]: sil wh
Kwiz:exe [1:45]: y webe has wh dont inv him
lrd [1:43]: :D
lrd [1:43]: :D
lrd [1:30]: :D
><> BLACKWOLF [1:25]: im always alone:(
lrd [1:21]: :D
lrd [1:18]: fa
[1:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
FKS [0:56]: 3 fops for xp
FKS [0:55]: noo
FKS [0:54]: noob
[0:50]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
MTJ [0:37]: XD
FKS [0:16]: mtj 16/40
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:02)
Kwiz:exe [Intermission]: m1tja stop carrying
MTJ [Warmup]: side?
><> BLACKWOLF [Warmup]: no roofs
FKS [Warmup]: :D
MTJ [9:18]: speclock
[9:15]: Axis team locked from spectators by ><> BLACKWOLF
MTJ [8:57]: KWIZ ON TS SO HAPPY : I CAN SPEC THEM
Kwiz:exe [8:48]: Who
Kwiz:exe [8:41]: u said i cant talk or go to gtv
><> BLACKWOLF [8:40]: maybe i can play medic next timne
[8:37]: The Doors are opening!!
Kwiz:exe [8:35]: thats why i said
[7:02]: Axis have returned the objective!
MTJ [6:23]: xD
lrd [6:22]: :D
lrd [6:22]: :D
FKS [5:41]: mtj carry
FKS [5:26]: in ammo place
[4:39]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:20
Kwiz:exe [Intermission]: m1tja stop carrying
Kwiz:exe [Intermission]: most dmg et is die
><> NiCKEXCZIc [Warmup]: shit server
><> BLACKWOLF [Countdown]: :D
><> BLACKWOLF [Countdown]: :D
MTJ [Countdown]: small penis
Kwiz:exe [5:19]: nah mitja to good
><> BLACKWOLF [4:32]: vittuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Kwiz:exe [4:26]: gg busted
lrd [3:52]: soz4ownage
lrd [3:44]: soz4ownage
lrd [2:29]: Xd WAT
lrd [1:49]: taas
[1:38]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:30]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
MTJ [Intermission]: :d
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:50 (original: 5:20)
lrd [Intermission]: gg
Kwiz:exe [Intermission]: m1tja stop carrying
lrd [Intermission]: j'iks s' palalle camppii
><> BLACKWOLF [Intermission]: JOO
lrd [Intermission]: no mitä vittua
><> BLACKWOLF [Intermission]: Mut se ei auttanu planttia
MTJ [Intermission]: blaming faks
MTJ [Intermission]: for sneak
FKS [Warmup]: adlernest, b4, beach, ice, frost, deli, supply, grush
[9:56]: MTJcalled a vote.
[9:53]: Vote passed!
[9:53]: *** Match Reset! ***
MTJ [Warmup]: i was afk
><> BLACKWOLF [Warmup]: ahahah
><> JANARIZXiC [Warmup]: no u werent
><> BLACKWOLF [Countdown]: you were medic
Kwiz:exe [Countdown]: he didnt go eng
lrd [Countdown]: :D
><> NiCKEXCZIc [Countdown]: u walk like rihanna
FKS [Countdown]: the true story no eng
Kwiz:exe [9:44]: m1tja stop strafing
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
MTJ [9:03]: D
[8:33]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
lrd [7:54]: xD mit' ny
lrd [7:16]: wtf ny
lrd [6:34]: mit' vittua mist ammut kokoaaj blacky
lrd [6:30]: tai ukka toi o
Kwiz:exe [6:21]: 2 full
lrd [6:20]: josta imuuri p;';'lt >D
Kwiz:exe [5:19]: lordi strafing hard
MTJ [5:16]: omfg
[5:11]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:48
Kwiz:exe [Intermission]: this guy stucks 20 times
MTJ [Intermission]: this strafe skills
lrd [Intermission]: xD
lrd [Intermission]: played with 2 fingers like whole offi
lrd [Intermission]: thats why
><> BLACKWOLF [Intermission]: ddidnt have st
><> NiCKEXCZIc [Warmup]: one in ass?
lrd [Warmup]: two
[4:21]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:15]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
><> BLACKWOLF [4:14]: st?
><> BLACKWOLF [4:14]: kwiz
MTJ [4:14]: in 19 secs
Kwiz:exe [4:15]: in 19 secs
[4:14]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
><> BLACKWOLF [4:14]: m1tja
[4:14]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
MTJ [4:14]: ye
><> BLACKWOLF [4:15]: 8 offis in 2 days
><> BLACKWOLF [4:15]: wtf
Kwiz:exe [4:15]: 1 there
Kwiz:exe [4:14]: 1 going to flag
Kwiz:exe [4:15]: on right
[4:14]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
lrd [4:14]: only 8?
[4:14]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:14]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:14]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:14]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
lrd [4:15]: going for 12 today.
><> NiCKEXCZIc [4:14]: Kwiz u gay?
Kwiz:exe [4:14]: 1 full man
MTJ [4:15]: lordi is full
[4:14]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:14]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:14]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:14]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:14]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:14]: FIGHT!
Kwiz:exe [4:08]: mitja sneaking at flag
Kwiz:exe [4:06]: box man
Kwiz:exe [4:01]: np
[3:56]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
MTJ [3:39]: Xd
lrd [3:21]: :D
[2:09]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:39]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:08 (original: 4:48)
MTJ [Intermission]: omfg
MTJ [Intermission]: fucking noobs
><> JANARIZXiC [Intermission]: :D:D:D:D:D
[Intermission]: FKS disconnected
><> JANARIZXiC [Intermission]: :D:D:D:D:D:D.
><> JANARIZXiC [Intermission]: :D:D:D:DD:
Kwiz:exe [Intermission]: faks lagged right time
[Intermission]: lrd disconnected
[Intermission]: Kwiz:exe disconnected
[Intermission]: ><> NiCKEXCZIc disconnected
[Intermission]: ><> JANARIZXiC disconnected
[Intermission]: ><> BLACKWOLF disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.