30 seconds to MARS vs Keelhauler (2406 views)

ro Damon
be SupNa
be MEPHii
si m1tja
fi LORDI
de rAKJI


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
30.05.13 21:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER 39 kills
Killing Spree SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER 6 frags without being killed
Accountant SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER 126% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER 6 gibs
...and stay dead! MTJ 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER 37 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! rki 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer sick cunt 155 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! MTJ 270 damage per frag
What objective? SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER 264 XP
Red Shirt MTJ 47 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? rki 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore lowbob >> 30 sec to mars 189 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut MTJ 2 team kills
Gingerbread man Damon > 30 seconds to MARS 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
MTJ3814918476025471867072920/01/315/394/126214337
rki5917226435101465065845540/01/420/244/225013338
sick cunt5017120404019447560102750/00/218/283/122415026
sick cunt494926413015132815699185626210/02/253/2811/124514237
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS70173304340217632856112690/03/228/221/221113025
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER126264393160115734050071310/03/037/140/318816263
lowbob >> 30 sec to mars10020332325001048945081590/03/027/182/515315957
> 30 sec9564010110615034218562156994590/09/092/183/518415045
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ2359521400017493346180/00/35/190/0DDKDKXDDDDKDDDDDKDDKDDDDDDD
rki47831123200732593388180/01/49/121/0DK/DDK/KKKK/K/KD/DDKDDDDDDDDK//KDD
sick cunt44908181011200828762380/00/26/153/0DDKDDT/DKKDDKDDDDDKDDKDKDDK
sick cunt3823224627018701696102740/01/920/464/0
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS85871720100933732743540/03/114/90/2KDKDK/DDDDKDKK/KKD/XDK/KK//KK/KDKKD/K/
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER1501271812301837072057230/03/016/40/0KKKKKKDDKKKK//TK//KKK/KKD//K/KD
lowbob >> 30 sec to mars126961915100625302216410/03/016/70/2K/D/DDKKDDKK/KK/KKKKKDKDKDK/DKK/KK
> 30 sec120310544750123961070161180/09/146/200/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ69509130013194117141340/01/06/103/0DTDDKKDDKD/K/KKKDDD/KKD
rki77317921051324869360/00/06/31/1K/KXSKKK/K/K/DD/D
sick cunt885289300314821364180/00/08/60/0KKDKDKDDK/DKK/K/D
sick cunt78133243151111474739471880/01/020/194/1
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS724081110041736168700/00/18/60/0K//KDKDDKDKDKD/KD/K
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER7556912200316261879360/00/09/80/1DKDKDDKKD/DKK/DK/KDKD
lowbob >> 30 sec to mars20372102002585118100/00/02/60/2DDK/DDDDD/KD
> 30 sec561331933500939474747360/00/119/200/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ331126200158465900/00/02/40/1DKDD/KDD
rki57224710021022101200/00/03/51/0KDDD/KKDK/D
sick cunt572047000374294200/00/04/30/1DK/KK/K/DDD
sick cunt4953102030062348261300/00/09/121/2
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS281727101152886190/00/03/60/0DKDDKTDDD/
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER16645531001122463300/00/05/10/1/DKDKKKK
lowbob >> 30 sec to mars23326732001861854180/00/05/32/0KKKDK/XKKDK
> 30 sec142881413401326132348270/00/013/102/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ28292700114449881400/00/02/61/0DD/DDDTKDK
rki1003644000090157600/00/02/41/1KDKDKXDKD
sick cunt09060002243828190/00/00/40/0D//DDD
sick cunt43746170013158823921590/00/04/142/1
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS60293510136913202060/00/03/11/0/D/K/TKKD
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER17536740003783438720/00/07/10/1KK/XKK/KDK/K
lowbob >> 30 sec to mars1004444000191883000/00/04/20/1K/DKKDKD
> 30 sec11210914131017239215882780/00/014/41/2

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Player Chats
sick cunt [Warmup]: soz4ownage
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [Warmup]: sozformysexiness
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [Countdown]: glhf
sick cunt [Countdown]: i dont allow that.
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [Countdown]: :D
sick cunt [9:33]: :D
[7:37]: The Doors are opening!!
sick cunt [5:33]: xD did u go through cp
sick cunt [5:24]: :D
sick cunt [5:19]: n1 gotta say
MTJ [2:57]: XD
sick cunt [2:54]: :D
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [2:50]: :x:x:
MTJ [2:02]: supna i believe
sick cunt [1:56]: in God
sick cunt [1:44]: :D
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [1:44]: xD
sick cunt [1:43]: soz4ownage
MTJ [1:17]: man :D
[0:56]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
sick cunt [0:56]: i havent thrown even 1 good nade today
sick cunt [0:56]: just spec thsi offi + previous
[0:56]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
sick cunt [0:56]: fail movie material
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [0:56]: tell us more
rki [0:56]: true
[0:55]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[0:55]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[0:55]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[0:55]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[0:55]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[0:55]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
sick cunt [0:56]: in next pause ok supna
[0:55]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[0:55]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[0:55]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [0:55]: XD
[0:55]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
MTJ [0:56]: LORDI is shit
[0:55]: FIGHT!
sick cunt [0:50]: soz4ownage
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [0:06]: XDD
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [0:03]: RUN
MTJ [0:03]: XD
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [0:02]: RUN
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [0:02]: :d
rki [0:01]: :D
rki [0:01]: :D
rki [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
sick cunt [Intermission]: wwwwwwwww
rki [Intermission]: didnt know mitja was so bad
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [Intermission]: ME AND SUPNA BEST 2ON2 TEAM EVER
rki [Intermission]: :S
rki [Intermission]: :D
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [Intermission]: :P
rki [Warmup]: is this 2o2?
MTJ [Warmup]: why 2o2?
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [Warmup]: idk this is 3o3
MTJ [Warmup]: LOL
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [Warmup]: XD
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [Warmup]: :D
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [Warmup]: :D:D:D
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [Warmup]: :D:DD:
rki [Warmup]: and actually u arent any good. but we got mitja
rki [Warmup]: :D
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [Warmup]: true
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [Warmup]: true that
rki [Warmup]: :D
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [Warmup]: :D!
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [Warmup]: :D!
MTJ [Warmup]: bs
lowbob >> 30 sec to mars [Warmup]: they got me rak mate
rki [Warmup]: HAHA MEPHI
MTJ [Warmup]: LORDI tbed me like 10x with his shit nade
sick cunt [Warmup]: wanna 2o2 offi damon
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [Countdown]: k
sick cunt [9:21]: xD
rki [9:06]: :D
sick cunt [8:49]: xD
MTJ [8:48]: we got good nades
MTJ [8:41]: u r fast supna
[8:39]: The Doors are opening!!
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [8:35]: XD
MTJ [8:31]: fast as sqzz man
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [8:31]: im fucking worse tjer ever
sick cunt [8:28]: :D
sick cunt [8:28]: :D
sick cunt [8:23]: u dont say
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [8:20]: :D!
sick cunt [8:19]: im worst nader oh my god
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [8:03]: lol
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [8:03]: nice
sick cunt [8:01]: ty
[7:39]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:53]: kbhybigy connected
[5:48]: Allies team locked from spectators by SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER
[5:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
MTJ [5:36]: tacs
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:36]: whos that spec?
MTJ [5:36]: ours
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:36]: we were actually watching it
Ruotsalainen Pop-Hinttari [5:36]: me
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:36]: who care
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:36]: leave
sick cunt [5:36]: so supna
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:36]: spec leave
[5:36]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:36]: now
sick cunt [5:36]: i havent thrown good nades today
MTJ [5:36]: Damon u are dick
MTJ [5:36]: really
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:36]: i dont rly care
Ruotsalainen Pop-Hinttari [5:36]: cmon dont be a dickface :/
[5:36]: MTJcalled a vote.
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:36]: leave
[5:36]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:36]: Vote FAILED! (MUTE Damon > 30 seconds to MARS)
[5:36]: MTJcalled a vote.
sick cunt [5:36]: itsCB admin
[5:36]: Vote FAILED! (MUTE Damon > 30 seconds to MARS)
sick cunt [5:36]: are u retard
MTJ [5:36]: fucking dick
[5:36]: SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITERcalled a vote.
[5:36]: Vote FAILED! (KICK Ruotsalainen Pop-Hinttari)
[5:36]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:36]: MTJcalled a vote.
[5:36]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:36]: Vote FAILED! (MUTE Damon > 30 seconds to MARS)
[5:36]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:36]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:36]: idiot
[5:36]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:36]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:36]: nvm
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:36]: not allowed
[5:36]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
rki [5:36]: :D
rki [5:36]: :D
MTJ [5:36]: you
rki [5:36]: :D
[5:36]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:36]: so
[5:36]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:36]: :)
[5:36]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
sick cunt [5:36]: i dont allow u
[5:36]: FIGHT!
[5:32]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
MTJ [5:32]: NO MERCS ALLOWED
MTJ [5:32]: MEPHII LEAVE
rki [5:32]: :D
rki [5:32]: :D
rki [5:32]: :D
rki [5:32]: :D
rki [5:32]: :D
sick cunt [5:31]: gg forfiet
rki [5:32]: :D
MTJ [5:32]: fucking retards
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:32]: no mercs allowed
rki [5:32]: pwned
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:32]: rakji leave
MTJ [5:32]: he is in team
[5:32]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
rki [5:32]: im in cb roster
MTJ [5:32]: umad?
sick cunt [5:32]: yep u mad
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:32]: kurwa
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:32]: mepgi
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:32]: is in my team also
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:32]: fu
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:32]: :D
Ruotsalainen Pop-Hinttari [5:32]: no specs allowed, gtv leave
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:32]: retard
rki [5:32]: haha mitja owned z
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:32]: low
rki [5:32]: :D
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:32]: tard
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:32]: :D
[5:32]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:32]: mephi is in team
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:32]: check it
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:31]: :D
MTJ [5:32]: tards
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [5:32]: u are so fuking retard mtj
sick cunt [5:32]: no pauses allowe
[5:32]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:32]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:32]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:32]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:32]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
rki [5:32]: this mitja
[5:32]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
rki [5:32]: :D
sick cunt [5:31]: ye he is lol
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:32]: nice ur mate paused
[5:32]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:32]: :D!
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:32]: :D!
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [5:31]: :D!
[5:32]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
rki [5:32]: hf guys
[5:32]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:32]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:32]: FIGHT!
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [4:56]: gg
rki [4:52]: wp
lowbob >> 30 sec to mars [4:51]: Hi2u :o)
[4:46]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:13 (original: 10:00)
[Countdown]: MTJcalled a vote.
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (MUTE Damon > 30 seconds to MARS)
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [Countdown]: fu
MTJ [Countdown]: mad
[11:29]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
MTJ [11:17]: xD
MTJ [11:16]: fail
sick cunt [11:09]: :D
sick cunt [11:09]: :D
[11:03]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[11:03]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[11:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[10:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[10:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:31]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
sick cunt [9:23]: xD
[9:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:15]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:46]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:46]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:13
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [Intermission]: fu
sick cunt [Intermission]: lucky
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [Intermission]: mtj
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [Intermission]: GG
MTJ [Intermission]: worst game ever
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [Intermission]: low
sick cunt [Intermission]: donal duck car number
Damon > 30 seconds to MARS [Intermission]: tard
sick cunt [Intermission]: 313
rki [Intermission]: wp
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [Intermission]: where did i hear that before
[2:27]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER [2:15]: XDD
[1:53]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:53]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:52]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:42]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:18]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:15]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:14]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:14]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:13]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:13]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:06]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
sick cunt [0:06]: :D
rki [0:05]: ggwp
sick cunt [0:01]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:13)
[Intermission]: sick cunt disconnected
[Intermission]: Damon > 30 seconds to MARS disconnected
rki [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: rki disconnected
[Intermission]: SupNa > 30 seconds to JUPITER disconnected
[Intermission]: lowbob >> 30 sec to mars disconnected

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