Keelhauler vs cartoons (3328 views)
m1tja
yokoo 
Hing
DrLagAlot 
01.06.13 15:00 CEST
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | EZ | 66 kills |
| Killing Spree | Lust | 7 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | EZ | 118% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | supersankari fro D) | 10 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | supersankari fro D) | 22% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | EZ | 57 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | EZ | 6 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | Lust | 170 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | supersankari fro D) | 250 damage per frag |
| What objective? | EZ | 422 XP |
| Red Shirt | Cho Gath | 75 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | Cho Gath | 10 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | EZ | 163 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | Miss Fortune | 3 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | Austrian Penis Asc. | 21 /kills |
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| Lust [Warmup]: | FYI |
| Lust [Warmup]: | league of losers is literally made for 12 year old kiddies |
| EZ [Warmup]: | well yes |
| EZ [Warmup]: | rup |
| Miss Fortune [Warmup]: | how u know its lol |
| Lust [Warmup]: | googled |
| Lust [Warmup]: | cho gath |
| Miss Fortune [Warmup]: | :D |
| EZ [Warmup]: | wat a nerd |
| EZ [Warmup]: | lol |
| Lust [Warmup]: | no uj |
| EZ [Warmup]: | googling cho gath in offi |
| EZ [Warmup]: | XDDDD |
| supersankari fro D) [Warmup]: | cho goat would be better name |
| Miss Fortune [Warmup]: | XDDDDDDDDDDD |
| Cho Gath [Warmup]: | thanks for googling my name |
| Lust [Warmup]: | sounded cool |
| Lust [Warmup]: | but now i know |
| Lust [Warmup]: | how shit it actually is |
| Miss Fortune [Warmup]: | uve never even played LoL |
| supersankari fro D) [Countdown]: | got all champs |
| Lust [Countdown]: | fortunately |
| Miss Fortune [Countdown]: | so stop insulting the game |
| supersankari fro D) [Countdown]: | not >* |
| supersankari fro D) [Countdown]: | I dont |
| supersankari fro D) [11:48]: | hf |
| supersankari fro D) [11:44]: | was typing |
| supersankari fro D) [11:42]: | I demand reset |
| supersankari fro D) [8:58]: | what |
| [8:44]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [8:29]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [8:22]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [7:35]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [7:25]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [7:21]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
| [7:21]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| [7:20]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [7:20]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| [7:20]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| [7:20]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| [7:20]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| [7:20]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| [7:20]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| [7:20]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [7:20]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [7:20]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [7:20]: | FIGHT! |
| supersankari fro D) [6:15]: | :d |
| [5:49]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [5:45]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [4:30]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| supersankari fro D) [4:23]: | what |
| Miss Fortune [4:19]: | karma |
| [4:04]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [4:03]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [3:57]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| EZ [2:14]: | :[ |
| [2:09]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [1:55]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| Miss Fortune [1:15]: | <upload> nice life timbolinaa |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
| [9:48]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [9:42]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| [9:41]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [9:23]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [9:10]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [8:56]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| EZ [8:43]: | fuck this |
| EZ [8:42]: | guys |
| [7:34]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [6:59]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [5:30]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| Cho Gath [4:21]: | 1 more touch:D |
| [4:05]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [4:00]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [3:58]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [3:03]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [3:02]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [2:58]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
| [2:49]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| supersankari fro D) [0:17]: | gigi |
| [0:14]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 11:45 (original: 12:00) |
| EZ [Intermission]: | very good |
| Miss Fortune [Warmup]: | b4 frost deli beach ice grush |
| Miss Fortune [Warmup]: | b4 out |
| Lust [Countdown]: | don't rush ahead of things |
| [6:15]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
| [6:15]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [6:02]: | The Doors are opening!! |
| Austrian Penis Asc. [5:49]: | lol luckers |
| [5:36]: | Main blast door opening! |
| [4:58]: | Main blast door closing! |
| [4:50]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:10 |
| [2:03]: | The Doors are opening!! |
| Miss Fortune [0:16]: | gg |
| Lust [0:07]: | gj rushing ahead of things |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:10) |
| supersankari fro D) [Intermission]: | wp |
| [Intermission]: | Miss Fortune disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | Lust disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | Austrian Penis Asc. disconnected |
| EZ [Intermission]: | u are good |
| [Intermission]: | EZ disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | supersankari fro D) disconnected |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
Credits to the author of StatWhore
of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.
