SteelSeries vs meet your masters (2403 views)
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07.06.13 02:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | DDHD | 86 kills |
Killing Spree | DDHD | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | upLOAd SteelSeries | 95% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | Shin | 21 gibs |
...and stay dead! | Shin | 28% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | DDHD | 74 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | upLOAd SteelSeries | 13 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | Shin | 191 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | horny[asfuck] | 261 damage per frag |
What objective? | DDHD | 616 XP |
Red Shirt | kazim | 105 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | drunk[asfuck] | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | horny[asfuck] | 171 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | upLOAd SteelSeries | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | upLOAd SteelSeries | 37 /kills |
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DDHD [Warmup]: | loled gizmo |
DDHD [Countdown]: | the best nl fragger doesn't fear to play combi |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Countdown]: | :XD |
horny[asfuck] [Countdown]: | ? |
[11:38]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:35]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[10:47]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:32]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
[10:20]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:03]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[9:08]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[8:09]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:50 |
DDHD [Intermission]: | gg |
DDHD [Intermission]: | best nl aimer |
DDHD [Intermission]: | gg |
horny[asfuck] [Intermission]: | ye |
horny[asfuck] [Intermission]: | i owned you |
DDHD [Intermission]: | XDDD |
horny[asfuck] [Intermission]: | :D |
drunk[asfuck] [Warmup]: | i only used pistol |
[2:41]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[2:39]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
drunk[asfuck] [2:00]: | DONT SHOOT! |
DDHD [0:37]: | :[ |
DDHD [0:37]: | :þ |
DDHD [0:13]: | putin |
drunk[asfuck] [0:09]: | kankerpool laggin out |
DDHD [0:05]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:50) |
DDHD [Intermission]: | did u actualy ask kazzim to pick this map ? |
DDHD [Intermission]: | :xD |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Warmup]: | its off now guys , i dont need it for this offi |
horny[asfuck] [Warmup]: | when going through menus too fast |
horny[asfuck] [Warmup]: | true datw |
DDHD [Warmup]: | is this real? |
DDHD [Warmup]: | i mean |
DDHD [Warmup]: | can someone cheating rly be kicked for that? |
DDHD [Warmup]: | XD |
DDHD [Warmup]: | hahahaha |
DDHD [Warmup]: | wtf |
[11:16]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[11:10]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
upLOAd SteelSeries [10:26]: | :XD |
[10:16]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[10:16]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[10:15]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[10:10]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:45]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[9:30]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:17]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[9:14]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[9:06]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[8:45]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[8:29]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[8:17]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[7:59]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:59]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:50]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
kazim [6:46]: | xtf |
kazim [6:41]: | nice hit |
[6:37]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:16]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[6:09]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:08]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:12]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:09]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[4:09]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:50 |
drunk[asfuck] [Countdown]: | LETS LOOSE |
drunk[asfuck] [7:47]: | I want to get rolled on 3rd map |
[6:40]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[5:00]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[5:00]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[4:58]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:52]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:24]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:23]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[3:53]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:34]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
drunk[asfuck] [3:33]: | DONT SECURE |
upLOAd SteelSeries [3:30]: | oke |
drunk[asfuck] [3:25]: | 3rd map |
drunk[asfuck] [3:23]: | you will win |
[3:17]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[3:17]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 4:33 (original: 7:50) |
drunk[asfuck] [Intermission]: | fuck you |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Intermission]: | :D |
drunk[asfuck] [Intermission]: | bitch |
DDHD [Intermission]: | we can play third |
DDHD [Intermission]: | for fun |
DDHD [Intermission]: | if u want |
drunk[asfuck] [Intermission]: | ok |
DDHD [Intermission]: | we don't play for points |
DDHD [Intermission]: | t:p |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Intermission]: | ofc we do |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Intermission]: | wtf |
drunk[asfuck] [Intermission]: | you do |
Shin [Warmup]: | brb |
DDHD [Warmup]: | XD |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Warmup]: | rup kaziu |
DDHD [Warmup]: | kazien |
drunk[asfuck] [Warmup]: | kazim getting baguette |
horny[asfuck] [Warmup]: | :DD |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Warmup]: | wtf |
horny[asfuck] [Warmup]: | my eyes are too weak now to shoot well |
horny[asfuck] [Warmup]: | thats why we lost deli ofcourse |
horny[asfuck] [Warmup]: | :D |
DDHD [Warmup]: | yeah |
[9:08]: | The Doors are opening!! |
DDHD [7:34]: | :[ |
[7:04]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:04]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[6:30]: | Main blast door opening! |
[5:58]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:01 |
drunk[asfuck] [0:01]: | supply for last ok? |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:01) |
horny[asfuck] [Intermission]: | no |
DDHD [Intermission]: | XD |
horny[asfuck] [Intermission]: | i go now |
horny[asfuck] [Intermission]: | ty for game |
horny[asfuck] [Intermission]: | cu |
DDHD [Intermission]: | no man |
DDHD [Intermission]: | stay |
horny[asfuck] [Intermission]: | nah |
DDHD [Intermission]: | lets play more |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Warmup]: | radar |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Warmup]: | nice life |
horny[asfuck] [9:31]: | xD |
upLOAd SteelSeries [9:22]: | close |
upLOAd SteelSeries [9:21]: | :D |
drunk[asfuck] [9:15]: | i dont have beer anymore |
upLOAd SteelSeries [9:10]: | :/ |
drunk[asfuck] [7:25]: | CAN we have 1st stage? |
horny[asfuck] [7:18]: | can you get cancer rat |
drunk[asfuck] [7:14]: | (\,;,/) |
drunk[asfuck] [7:14]: | (o o)\//, |
drunk[asfuck] [7:14]: | \ / \, |
drunk[asfuck] [7:14]: | `+'( ( \ ) |
drunk[asfuck] [7:14]: | // \ |_./ |
drunk[asfuck] [7:14]: | '~' '~----' |
DDHD [6:31]: | :[ |
[6:24]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:20]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
upLOAd SteelSeries [3:29]: | :XD |
horny[asfuck] [3:27]: | I FLEW |
horny[asfuck] [3:25]: | REALLY |
horny[asfuck] [3:23]: | I DID |
horny[asfuck] [3:19]: | did u see that? |
[3:11]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[1:44]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
kazim [Intermission]: | zzzzzzzzzzzz |
DDHD [Intermission]: | gg |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Intermission]: | ITS SO NICE |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Intermission]: | LETS PLAY MORE |
horny[asfuck] [Warmup]: | XD |
DDHD [Warmup]: | 5th et beach? |
horny[asfuck] [Warmup]: | you can suck my dick afterwards |
DDHD [Warmup]: | XD |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Warmup]: | :XD |
drunk[asfuck] [Warmup]: | idd |
drunk[asfuck] [Warmup]: | after game |
horny[asfuck] [Warmup]: | thats a yes |
DDHD [Warmup]: | i can't even aim anymore |
drunk[asfuck] [Warmup]: | i go jerk off |
drunk[asfuck] [Countdown]: | because |
drunk[asfuck] [Countdown]: | im mirin u players |
horny[asfuck] [Countdown]: | i havent been aiming the last 2 hours |
kazim [9:53]: | u_u |
[9:39]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:26]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[9:20]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:59]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[8:56]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
horny[asfuck] [8:37]: | teabag |
[8:23]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:59]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:58]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
horny[asfuck] [6:50]: | i got revived |
horny[asfuck] [6:47]: | YOU BITCH |
[3:10]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[2:30]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:50]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[1:05]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
DDHD [1:03]: | :[ |
[0:52]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
horny[asfuck] [0:45]: | we fullheld ya |
horny[asfuck] [0:42]: | BAM |
drunk[asfuck] [0:42]: | u are really noobs |
DDHD [0:39]: | XD |
horny[asfuck] [0:37]: | xD |
upLOAd SteelSeries [0:34]: | i think they didnt press |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
horny[asfuck] [Intermission]: | oki |
horny[asfuck] [Intermission]: | off to bed |
horny[asfuck] [Intermission]: | cu |
[Intermission]: | drunk[asfuck] disconnected |
upLOAd SteelSeries [Warmup]: | cu |
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You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.