Obey us fuck you vs Bros (1576 views)

ee Lullaby
ee synce
ee crea
si Kwiz
nl base
nl xtream
29.06.13 13:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth base 2 kills
Killing Spree base 2 frags without being killed
Accountant base 200% kills/killed ratio
Lead Poisoning base 2 SMG kills
Red Shirt m1tja 1 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? lulla 1 deaths without fragging
Gingerbread man m1tja 1 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
lulla000100000000/00/00/10/00001
xpz.crea000100000000/00/00/10/00001
xpz.crea000200000000/00/00/10/00001
m1tja000100010000/00/00/00/00001
base20002100010000/00/02/00/00021
Kwiz10002200020000/00/02/00/00011
Player Summary for supply
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
lulla000100000000/00/00/10/0D
xpz.crea000100000000/00/00/10/0D
xpz.crea000200000000/00/00/20/0
m1tja000100010000/00/00/00/0/
base20002100010000/00/02/00/0KK/
Kwiz10002200020000/00/02/00/0

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Player Chats
base [Warmup]: hf guys
base [Warmup]: ty for wait
Kwiz [Warmup]: base hasto go
Kwiz [Warmup]: lol
Kwiz [Warmup]: gg
base [Warmup]: XD
Kwiz [Warmup]: thanks for waiting cu
base [Warmup]: stop troll
lulla [Warmup]: ?
xpz.crea [Warmup]: fu
m1tja [Warmup]: he has to go lol
m1tja [Warmup]: im just back
lulla [Warmup]: srsly
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: wanna play or what
lulla [Warmup]: go fuck yourself
m1tja [Warmup]: i want to play
m1tja [Warmup]: can we getmerc
m1tja [Warmup]: ?
lulla [Warmup]: yes
lulla [Warmup]: fast
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: ye
lulla [Warmup]: get some fucking decent friends not some mongols
m1tja [Warmup]: ok
lulla [Warmup]: base why you keep searching for 3v3 offi ?
base [Warmup]: cus i think u might take forfeit
m1tja [Warmup]: he meant merc
m1tja [Warmup]: we didnt even have cfg
base [Warmup]: maybe we can play 2v3?
m1tja [Warmup]: and u wanted to take forfeit
m1tja [Warmup]: nah man
m1tja [Warmup]: to easy then
base [Warmup]: or 2v2
base [Warmup]: nice
base [Warmup]: 1 left
base [Warmup]: rup
m1tja [Warmup]: rup
m1tja [Warmup]: 2o2
lulla [Warmup]: he comes if u got 3rd
lulla [Warmup]: cba to wait after faggots
m1tja [Warmup]: ok
m1tja [Warmup]: upload is fine?
lulla [Warmup]: no
m1tja [Warmup]: but he is in team
lulla [Warmup]: then il just take forfeit
m1tja [Warmup]: im trolling upload quited ET
base [Warmup]: omfg mn
m1tja [Warmup]: gg
base [Warmup]: then we lose points
lulla [Warmup]: get 3rd you fucking cancerhead cunts
base [Warmup]: play 2o2 or what
m1tja [Warmup]: got 1
m1tja [Warmup]: gg
m1tja [Warmup]: coming
xpz.crea [Warmup]: when
m1tja [Warmup]: 14:00 ithink
m1tja [Warmup]: now
m1tja [Warmup]: :D
lulla [Warmup]: he wanna tzac up
lulla [Warmup]: ?
m1tja [Warmup]: ye it's tohaj
m1tja [Warmup]: sorry
m1tja [Warmup]: wtf
m1tja [Warmup]: u busted him now
lulla [Warmup]: tohaj is banned till 2023
lulla [Warmup]: so no
m1tja [Warmup]: true man he is banned
lulla [Warmup]: tzac up ffs
m1tja [Warmup]: ok forfeit
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: hi lullaby!
lulla [Warmup]: how many times must i say
m1tja [Warmup]: u dont have 3 players
m1tja [Warmup]: gg
m1tja [Warmup]: thanks for forfeit
m1tja [Warmup]: kapot doesnt know what is tzac
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: xd lol
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: tzac is shiiiiiiti
m1tja [Warmup]: GET 3RD
m1tja [Warmup]: FFS
lulla [Warmup]: he gonna tzac up or not ?
m1tja [Warmup]: ask him
m1tja [Warmup]: we r not using ts
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: kanker mongol my tzac dont work
lulla [Warmup]: don't care
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: chapja stupid mongol
m1tja [Warmup]: promen is avi
m1tja [Warmup]: take him
lulla [Warmup]: we got 3rd
lulla [Warmup]: you dont
m1tja [Warmup]: i do
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: you ready ?
m1tja [Warmup]: kapot
lulla [Warmup]: player without tzac can't be counted as a player
base [Warmup]: man
base [Warmup]: u wna play
base [Warmup]: or what
lulla [Warmup]: tzac up and we will play
lulla [Warmup]: don't wory
m1tja [Warmup]: U THINK kapot hacks or what
m1tja [Warmup]: xD
lulla [Warmup]: worry
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: tzac dont work :x
lulla [Warmup]: lol, sure it is kapot
m1tja [Warmup]: he's tzac banned
lulla [Warmup]: so he cant play
lulla [Warmup]: get new one
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: why?
m1tja [Warmup]: k
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: omg
lulla [Warmup]: 12y helium voice
lulla [Warmup]: fuck off
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: wtf omg?
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: tzac dont work i say again
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: :xx
lulla [Warmup]: ur banned so gtfo
lulla [Warmup]: thx
m1tja [Warmup]: ur english also dont work is
lulla [Warmup]: sorry i left my english skills to /care
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: so play or fofeit?
lulla [Warmup]: not gonna say 100th time
m1tja [Warmup]: kapot wasnt there
m1tja [Warmup]: can u repeat?
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: 3rd?
lulla [Warmup]: get player with tzac or gtfo
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: dont work :x
m1tja [Warmup]: get 3rd or we take forfeit
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: how often I must say omg!!! :x
lulla [Warmup]: i got my forfeit 30 mins ago, just wanna play so im waiting
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: u stupid or what?
kApotiZexe. [Warmup]: play?
[Countdown]: lullacalled a vote.
[Countdown]: kApotiZexe.has been kicked!
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
[Countdown]: kApotiZexe. player kicked
[Countdown]: lullacalled a vote.
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
m1tja [Countdown]: 2o2 gg
base [Countdown]: hf
[11:57]: lullacalled a vote.
[11:55]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:51]: lullacalled a vote.
[11:50]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:38]: lulla disconnected
[11:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:33]: xpz.crea disconnected

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