30 seconds to MARS vs Obey us fuck you (2727 views)

ro Damon
fr mouss
be SupNa
fr Faks
ee Lullaby
pl w1lko
pl shizeR


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
03.07.13 19:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth 30s to Damon 92 kills
Killing Spree 30s to Damon 7 frags without being killed
Accountant 30s to Damon 123% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! 30s mouss 16 gibs
...and stay dead! 30s to neymar 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning 30s to Damon 84 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! 30s mouss 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer 30s to Damon 171 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! obey us lulla fuck you 289 damage per frag
What objective? 30s to Damon 557 XP
Red Shirt c[_] shizeR 111 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? c[_] shizeR 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore 30s to Damon 190 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut 30s mouss 3 team kills
Gingerbread man c[_] shizeR 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
30s to Damon123557927514002014907141631820/04/384/454/716218977
30s mouss80495769416132913883133503480/07/559/5313/618314159
30s to neymar47155153260053731474200/01/011/233/524914825
30s 91120718320136135432521322555300/012/0154/2320/519815957
GPS richardinho67456659715021315359157912110/03/460/733/723616347
c[_] shizeR51435571117012912860141263170/05/343/7010/9226127310
obey us lulla fuck you50373499810011912418150253210/02/842/656/725315358
s 56126417130632046140637449428490/010/8145/6519/723814848
30s to SupNa1154156254900291242183821980/03/251/215/320015557
1154156254900291242183821980/03/251/215/320015557
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30s to Damon14314323164004376430981100/02/020/111/1/DKDDKD/DKKKKDKKKKKDKD/KKDKDKKD/KKDKKKK
30s mouss54901222501226853021910/00/210/183/0DDDTKDDDK/DDKDKDDKDKDKDDDDDDK/KDKKK
30s to neymar4010082040042076296200/00/08/140/3KDKDXDKKKD/DD/KDDDDDKDDDDDK//
30s 793334358130110852590812010/02/238/434/4
GPS richardinho94931819301734912925910/00/018/131/0/KKKKXDKK/KDDK/DDK/KDKKKKDKK/K//DKDTDDD
c[_] shizeR78981823000831912939340/02/114/132/2/DKK/KKDKDKDDD/K/DKDKDKK/KD/DKKK/KKDK/DXDD
obey us lulla fuck you669912182012239926611370/00/113/140/1KKDDKTKDDKDKDDK/DKDDDDKK/KDKDDD
s 79290486050217908185252620/02/245/403/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30s to Damon92541213100417231786180/00/012/60/3DKK/KDKDDDKDKK//KK/KKDKDD
30s mouss7255811100513601504780/01/06/61/0/DKK/DK/DDK/K/KDKDK
30s to neymar585571220011655178000/01/03/93/2KDDDKDKKD/DDKDDDKDK
30s 7416427364001047385070960/02/021/214/5
GPS richardinho100721010400019421901580/00/110/80/1DKKKKDKDDDDKDDKKKDKD
c[_] shizeR63507111003129212292280/00/04/63/2D/DKDKDDDKK//DDKKK
obey us lulla fuck you9066910300118361608360/00/17/72/1KDKKDKK/DKDDDKKDKDD
s 8418826318004507047383220/00/221/215/4
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30s to Damon169181221340013999330900/01/020/121/0DDDXDKDKKKKDKKKKKKK/KDDKKKKKKDDDKKKD
30s mouss851041821411731943096320/03/113/113/1KKKDKTDDDKDD///DKDKKKKK/DDK/K/DKDK/KKDSK
30s 1272854034811871936405320/04/133/234/1
GPS richardinho5195152920024199438000/01/112/241/2DK/KKDKDDDDDKKDDDDDDDK/KDDDKKDDDKDDDDKKDKDKD
c[_] shizeR46102132830093278400700/01/111/161/2//K/DD/K/DDKKDKD/DKD/KK/DDDKDDKKDD/KDDKDD
obey us lulla fuck you29637242004235937921080/00/37/140/3DKDKDKDKDDDD/DDDKDDDKD//DKD/DDD
s 422603581700159836121791080/02/530/542/7
30s to SupNa16218426165006498634311080/01/122/83/1KKDKKDKKKK/DK/K/KKKKKDKD/KDKKD/KDKDK/KKDKK
16218426165006498634311080/01/122/83/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30s to Damon66923100047258700/00/02/30/0DDKDK
30s mouss803845200056465600/00/13/31/1DKKDKKDDD
30s 73476830001036124300/00/15/61/1
GPS richardinho333013000023163600/00/01/20/0DDKD
c[_] shizeR2816271000593807360/00/01/41/1DKDDDDDKD
obey us lulla fuck you831756100373471000/01/14/20/0/KK/KDKDKD/
s 4863816200315582153360/01/16/81/1
30s to SupNa233407300031117315180/01/03/00/0K/KKK/K/KK
233407300031117315180/01/03/00/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30s to Damon77801418100524143089540/00/213/81/3D/KDKD/DDDDDKDK/KK/KDDKKKKKD/KKD
30s mouss7011212173015234720611470/00/010/103/2KDK/KDD/DDD/DKK/KDKKDDDT/KKKDK
30s 74192263540110476151502010/00/223/184/5
GPS richardinho76861013400122712417180/00/09/101/2DDKKDDKKKDDD/KDDDKKDDKK
c[_] shizeR63721219201625012538190/02/09/122/1K/TDDK/DKKDK/KDK/KDDDKK//KDKDDDD
obey us lulla fuck you6676121820062556286600/01/09/122/1KK/XKDD/KKKKKDDKDK/DDD/K/DDKD/D
s 6823434508011373287821370/03/027/345/4
30s to SupNa5710511192001030602178720/00/110/81/1DKK//KDD/KKDD/KKK/D////XKDDKK/D
5710511192001030602178720/00/110/81/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30s to Damon15890191230062535229400/01/117/51/0DDKDDKK/KKKKK/K/KKDKK//K/KKKKKD
30s mouss122962218100103733301200/03/117/52/2K//KK/K/KKDK/KK/DDDKDKDKK/KK/KKKK/KKDK/D
30s 1401864130400166268530600/04/234/103/2
GPS richardinho47801123201332253532440/02/210/160/2K/DDDKDDD/DDKDDKDTKK/DKDDKDDDKDDKKD
c[_] shizeR219752300032005260600/00/14/191/1K/KDD/KKDD/DDDXDDDKDDDDDDDDDD
obey us lulla fuck you1852422000325343388400/00/22/162/1D/D/DK/DDDDKDDDKDDDDDDDKDD
s 292292068201977649526840/02/516/513/4
30s to SupNa112861816200103258245800/01/016/51/1DKK/KDK//KK/K/KK/KKDKDK/DK/K/K/KDK
112861816200103258245800/01/016/51/1

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Player Chats
30s to SupNa [Warmup]: I have to eat faks inc
GPS richardinho [Warmup]: ddos?
30s to SupNa [Warmup]: food
30s to SupNa [Warmup]: eat
30s to SupNa [Warmup]: chipolata
GPS richardinho [Warmup]: cipalata?
c[_] shizeR [Warmup]: :D
GPS richardinho [Warmup]: spelock
c[_] shizeR [Warmup]: :D
c[_] shizeR [Warmup]: :D
c[_] shizeR [Warmup]: :D
c[_] shizeR [Warmup]: :D
GPS richardinho [Warmup]: hoor
GPS richardinho [Warmup]: vitt
GPS richardinho [Warmup]: :D
GPS richardinho [Warmup]: jo faks
GPS richardinho [Warmup]: !
[11:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:41]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:38]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:25]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:19]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:46]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[6:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:03]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[4:02]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[4:02]: FIGHT!
[1:44]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[0:46]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:13
30s to Damon [Intermission]: gg
30s mouss [Intermission]: ddddddddc
30s to neymar [Intermission]: 1st map ?
GPS richardinho [Warmup]: YES
[10:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:01]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[10:01]: FIGHT!
[9:40]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:37]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:40]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:22]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
30s to neymar [5:10]: wp
30s to Damon [4:46]: SUPNA
30s to SupNa [4:37]: yo i'm back
[4:19]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:54 (original: 11:13)
[Intermission]: 30s to neymar disconnected
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:20]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:04]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
GPS richardinho [10:04]: XD
[10:04]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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30s mouss [10:04]: dunno smth wrong with my sens
[10:04]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[10:04]: FIGHT!
[9:38]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:38]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:53]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:53]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:48]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:17]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:47]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:59]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:58]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
obey us lulla fuck you [3:58]: 23hs
obey us lulla fuck you [3:58]: gg
obey us lulla fuck you [3:56]: xd
[3:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:10]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:23]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
30s to Damon [10:37]: lol
30s to Damon [10:36]: xD
[10:34]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:34]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[10:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
GPS richardinho [9:16]: gg
[9:15]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:05]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:05]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:54 (original: 12:00)
30s to SupNa [11:32]: 8/ac_players
[10:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
30s to Damon [10:43]: gg
[10:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:08]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:13]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:13]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:13]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[9:13]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
obey us lulla fuck you [9:13]: sup with the continous pauses
[9:13]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
GPS richardinho [9:13]: wut happen?
30s to SupNa [9:13]: ETisMYlife: glhf & pls tell to this faggot shizer that he got pracc with his 6on6 team
30s to SupNa [9:13]: damon phone
[9:13]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
30s to Damon [9:13]: back
GPS richardinho [9:13]: who care
c[_] shizeR [9:13]: fuck
[9:13]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
c[_] shizeR [9:13]: 20:40
GPS richardinho [9:13]: :*
c[_] shizeR [9:13]: ;o
obey us lulla fuck you [9:13]: :}
GPS richardinho [9:13]: cmon
GPS richardinho [9:13]: :D
obey us lulla fuck you [9:13]: unpause
[9:13]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:13]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
GPS richardinho [9:13]: you've got offi in 30 mins
[9:13]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
GPS richardinho [9:13]: :D
[9:13]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[9:13]: FIGHT!
[8:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:34]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:48]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:34]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:34]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:20]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
GPS richardinho [3:55]: nice
[3:48]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[3:47]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[3:47]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[3:48]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:48]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:48]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:48]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[3:48]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:48]: FIGHT!
[2:24]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:35
30s to Damon [Intermission]: GG
[9:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:25]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:26]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:26]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:01]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:48]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
obey us lulla fuck you [1:11]: ggwp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:35)
GPS richardinho [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: GPS richardinho disconnected
30s to Damon [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: 30s to Damon disconnected
[Intermission]: c[_] shizeR disconnected
[Intermission]: 30s to SupNa disconnected
[Intermission]: 30s mouss shit sens disconnected

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