strengthNrape vs #sticked.et (2726 views)

be SupNa
fr sMIRZz
fr kaZim
fr Provok
fr yokoo
fr kawaii


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
09.07.13 02:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth DogPenis 58 kills
Killing Spree DEADHEAD 8 frags without being killed
Accountant CatPenis 139% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SHINWA 11 gibs
...and stay dead! SHINWA 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning DogPenis 52 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! CatPenis 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer CatPenis 163 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! CatPenis 334 damage per frag
What objective? DEADHEAD 358 XP
Red Shirt Selena Gomez 78 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? horsePenis 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SHINWA 169 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut CatPenis 2 team kills
Gingerbread man DEADHEAD 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
DogPenis983585859900131059695151120/06/452/380/318316156
horsePenis34215246921018707685941800/01/122/451/5295123315
CatPenis3293825002826783226820/01/39/140/033512948
CatPenis13925546335001576934272180/02/436/135/116712974
Penis7392113618616125428043256073920/010/4119/136/124513658
Selena Gomez6029947786012385999933880/02/442/484/218312735
DEADHEAD68358436380127950083341650/05/333/324/122113286
SHINWA713104158110013750897761350/05/335/391/318316935
SHINWA6696713119925026325607280433880/012/3110/399/319614355
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DogPenis441141125500634153391760/01/110/180/1DK//KDDDDDKDDDKDKKX/K/DDD/DKDDKD/KDKD
horsePenis1676530000525573268720/00/04/241/2DKDDXDDD/DDDDDDDDKK/DDK/D/DDDD/DDDDK
CatPenis3293825002826783226820/01/39/140/0/DKD/TDK/DDDDD/DKKKK//T/DDKDDKDD/DD
Penis31283248050219865098852300/02/423/561/3
Selena Gomez848821252001436793249720/01/219/101/0//KKD/KD/KKK/K/K//KDKDDDKD/XDKKDKK//K/DKK/KK/KD
DEADHEAD11113119173011232082469930/01/018/51/0/K/D/KKKKKKKKDK/KD//K/TKK//K//K/KDKKD
SHINWA1401222115200729982932360/02/018/71/1KK/D/KDKK/KK/KKK/KDD/DKDKKKDKK/KKKDK
SHINWA112341615770133988586502010/04/255/223/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DogPenis161136291820064361326400/02/227/90/1K/K/KKKKKDKKDD/KKKKDKK/KKDKKDD/KDKKKDDK/KKKKDKD
horsePenis3857102621010199128001080/00/110/110/3/KK/DK/KDK/KDKK/DDDD/DDK/DK//DDD/SDD
CatPenis138144251820094528256900/02/220/63/1///KKKDK/KKDKKKKKKDKDKDKDKK/K/KDK/KK/KK/DKD
Penis1123376462610251088086331080/04/557/263/5
Selena Gomez51117142730032615351000/00/212/202/2D/DDKDDDKDDDDKDDKDKD/KDKDDKDDKK/DKDDKDKDK
DEADHEAD401151025300732823390540/02/15/173/0/DK/DDDK/DDDDKDDKKDDD/KK/KD/D/DDKKD
SHINWA48941225600327363980990/03/19/200/1DD/DDKD/DDKDKDKDD/DKDKKKDDDDKDKKDDDDK
SHINWA4632636771200138633108801530/05/426/575/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DogPenis885989200114711631180/02/16/60/1DDKDDK/DKDKDKKKDK
horsePenis5737470001822124200/00/04/60/0/DKKKDDDDDK
CatPenis90559100003161196600/00/25/51/0K/KK/KDKDKDKK/DDDKD
Penis781512126200539043839180/02/315/171/1
Selena Gomez63327110003993123400/01/05/61/0KDDD/DKD/KK/KDDKKD
DEADHEAD1007099200419301198180/02/17/40/0/DKKDK/KK/KKK/KDDD
SHINWA50475100002916147200/00/15/50/1KKDKDKD/DDDKD/D
SHINWA711492130200938393904180/03/217/151/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DogPenis14249107000013491229180/01/09/50/0KDDDKKDKKKDDKDKKK
horsePenis83455600021706128400/01/04/40/0DKKKD//KDDK
CatPenis2405612530031554737180/00/011/21/0/KKK/KKKKKKK/KDKD
Penis1551502718300546093250360/02/024/111/0
Selena Gomez3362515101313121940160/00/06/120/0/K//DKDDDTDDDDKDKKDDD
DEADHEAD414251200041080127700/00/13/60/1KK//DDKDDDDKDD/K/
SHINWA3747383001858139200/00/13/70/0DKD/XDKDDDKD
SHINWA371511335401832504609160/00/212/250/1

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Player Chats
[10:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:53]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:52]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
DEADHEAD [9:46]: :[
[5:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:41]: The Allied Truck is in position!
DogPenis [1:54]: g
DogPenis [1:54]: g
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
DEADHEAD [Intermission]: gg!!
horsePenis [Intermission]: gg
CatPenis [Intermission]: -,-
Selena Gomez [Warmup]: catpenis no tzac gg forfeit
DEADHEAD [Warmup]: catpenis
DEADHEAD [Warmup]: come back with tzac
CatPenis [Warmup]: joking i have none Xd
CatPenis [Warmup]: sec
[Countdown]: Axis team unlocked by DogPenis
[7:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:05]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:04]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:50]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:20]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:49]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:40]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
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CatPenis [3:40]: don't unpause pls
[3:40]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
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horsePenis [3:40]: go>?
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[3:40]: FIGHT!
[3:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:33]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:33]: The Allies have activated the crane!
DogPenis [2:22]: :D
[2:19]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
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horsePenis [1:36]: unpause pas
horsePenis [1:36]: jv boire
DogPenis [1:36]: il va arreter le youporn lui
[1:36]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
Selena Gomez [1:36]: mdr
DEADHEAD [1:36]: xd
DEADHEAD [1:36]: x
DEADHEAD [1:36]: dd
DEADHEAD [1:36]: x
DEADHEAD [1:36]: d
DEADHEAD [1:36]: x
DEADHEAD [1:36]: d
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[1:36]: FIGHT!
[1:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
CatPenis [1:36]: ty
[1:36]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[1:36]: FIGHT!
CatPenis [0:42]: gg
DogPenis [0:00]: 15/56
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
horsePenis [Intermission]: tg
horsePenis [Intermission]: XD
DogPenis [Intermission]: merci
horsePenis [Intermission]: derien pd
CatPenis [Intermission]: lol
[11:17]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:40]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:39]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:01]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:01]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:33]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:33]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:04]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:55
CatPenis [Intermission]: gg
DEADHEAD [Intermission]: mre
DogPenis [Intermission]: PARLE SUR TS MERCI
horsePenis [Warmup]: XD
DEADHEAD [Warmup]: smirz
DEADHEAD [Warmup]: prepare ta rage
DogPenis [Warmup]: sa prend de la place sur mon ecran
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:11]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:04]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[3:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:12]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[3:12]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[3:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:26]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:56]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
CatPenis [0:03]: gg
DEADHEAD [0:02]: ;
DogPenis [0:01]: :)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:55)
DEADHEAD [Intermission]: gg!!
[Intermission]: Selena Gomez disconnected
CatPenis [Intermission]: :)
DEADHEAD [Intermission]: lost against kazzim
horsePenis [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: CatPenis disconnected
DEADHEAD [Intermission]: quit ET
[Intermission]: DogPenis disconnected
[Intermission]: DEADHEAD disconnected
[Intermission]: SHINWA disconnected

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