dawgss vs tempuS (2916 views)

de KRESTi
cl hanS
de Oxy
fr sMIRZz
fr kazim
ca monkey


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
12.07.13 03:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hanS. 53 kills
Killing Spree hanS. 7 frags without being killed
Accountant hanS. 95% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! DOGPENIS 16 gibs
...and stay dead! DOGPENIS 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning DOGPENIS 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer newb 146 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! HORSEPENIS 307 damage per frag
What objective? DOGPENIS 385 XP
Red Shirt HORSEPENIS 74 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? HORSEPENIS 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore DOGPENIS 219 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Resolution 4 team kills
Gingerbread man NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
DOGPENIS813855163160113991699001970/03/245/444/819415748
Resolution673464160714141062397011300/00/641/364/325915944
HORSEPENIS392742974300207614104061580/01/928/380/8263141310
PENIS61100512119726154728153300074850/04/9114/388/823915247
newb72354476411111899699883960/08/135/435/221215247
hanS.93368535661121801482052280/07/243/324/215114477
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS71374496960028120241006500/02/138/379/324514635
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCH78109614918923226730007281533240/017/1116/3718/320314756
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DOGPENIS5062816601520032323750/00/18/71/3/KK/KT//KKDDKDDKD/DDKDDDD
Resolution8470111330032420207700/00/110/81/1/K/DDKD/DKKDKKKKDDDKDKKD
HORSEPENIS5253917100714552312860/00/19/60/4/D/KXK/KKD//KKDDDK/KK/DDDDD
PENIS621852846100115587867121610/00/327/212/8
newb508671440042248208100/00/04/103/1D/DK/DDK/DDXDDDKKKK/DK
hanS.107771413211617961513840/03/011/71/0/KDDD/SKDK/K/DKKT/K/DDKKKKKKK
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS5290101900082668228400/00/06/104/1/D/DKK///DD/K/DKKKDDDKK/DKKDD
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCH7025331466111867125878840/03/021/278/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DOGPENIS47691021300621052667180/01/19/130/1KDDKDKDD/K//K//DKDKDDDK/DDKDDDK
Resolution3051413000221132088360/00/14/90/1DDK/DKDDDK/DDKDDD
HORSEPENIS409182010022520290200/00/48/130/1DDDKDD/DKKDKDDDDDKDDD/DKKKDD
PENIS3921122544001067387657540/01/621/350/3
newb875614162001020772027360/03/011/60/0KK//DKD/KK/KDK/K/D/K/KDKKK/K/D
hanS.9492171810010240823221040/02/013/82/0/KDKKK/K//DD/KDK//K/DKKKD/KDKKDK/KK
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS72781318300103172238900/01/111/71/0D/KK/K/D/K/DKKDK//KDKK/K//KDDKD
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCH84226445260030765767381400/06/135/213/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DOGPENIS91951112200021232136360/01/08/132/3DDDKXXDDDXDDKKKXKKKDKKKDKDD
Resolution5785814204322702535760/00/111/91/1/DTKTDKDT/DDKKTDKKDDKD/DKD
HORSEPENIS3154516100112492528180/00/25/110/2DDDDDDDDDDKK/KDDDDDKK
PENIS6023424425044564271991300/01/324/333/6
newb125120151240002794214700/02/011/112/1KKKDKKDKKKKDKDDDDDDKDDKKKKD
hanS.14285107100115471482400/00/19/51/0KKKKKDDKDDKK/KDKD
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS11897131120052858201300/01/010/52/1K/K/KDKK/KKKD/K/DKDKKDKD
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCH1283023830700671995642400/03/130/215/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DOGPENIS1161071412200226962084180/01/012/101/0KDKDDKDDKK/KKKDDK/KKKKDDKD
Resolution92991213210422371894180/00/211/61/0/KKDDKKDDSK/KKDKKK//KKDDD
HORSEPENIS3544514000515932073540/01/24/60/1KDDKD///DD/KK/DDKDD
PENIS8125031394101165266051900/02/427/222/1
newb84821113101324372475600/03/19/90/0DKDTDKKKKDDK/DK//DDDDKKKK
hanS.648091420041656174900/01/18/90/1DKDKKXDK/DD//DDK/DDKKDKK
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS505271400031958230200/00/06/101/1/KDKDK/D/DKKDDDDDKKDD
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCH6621427413011060516526600/04/223/281/2
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DOGPENIS30026312000392482500/00/03/00/1DKKK
Resolution1002044000192151000/00/13/21/0K/KDKDKD
HORSEPENIS252314000234228100/00/01/20/0D/KD/
PENIS1426989200316551273500/00/17/41/1
newb0304000020961500/00/00/40/0DDDD
hanS.100922000019954200/01/01/10/1DKDK
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS1333243100186549800/00/03/21/0KKK/DKD
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCH78446910011273165500/01/04/71/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DOGPENIS5002651100059720800/00/05/10/0KKDKKK
Resolution662123000166259700/00/02/20/0KD/KD
HORSEPENIS33913000345531000/00/01/00/0/K//
PENIS200568710041714111500/00/08/30/0
newb0705010120453800/00/00/30/0DD/DS
hanS.502512000040859700/00/01/20/0DKD
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS502524000150357900/00/02/30/0/DKDDK
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCH335731101021115171400/00/03/80/0

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Player Chats
DOGPENIS [Warmup]: duno
Resolution [Warmup]: no he was born in france
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS [Warmup]: where is pinkninja
[11:54]: Allies team locked by hanS...
[10:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:46]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:15]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS [6:38]: :}
[6:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:16]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
DOGPENIS [4:12]: wp
[3:35]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:24
hanS. [Intermission]: hjwahjdlhwajkhjwadw
HORSEPENIS [Intermission]: rqzrhqzrgqzhrqzhrq
[6:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:52]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:25]: The Allied Truck is in position!
DOGPENIS [0:57]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:24)
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS [Intermission]: gg
HORSEPENIS [Intermission]: gg
hanS. [Intermission]: new dongo
HORSEPENIS [Warmup]: tiene miedo ?
[10:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:40]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:51]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:39]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[3:55]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:04
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS [Intermission]: gg
[7:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:55]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:58]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:08]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:41]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[2:40]: Allies team locked by hanS.
[2:40]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[2:40]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[2:40]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:40]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[2:40]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:40]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[2:40]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[2:40]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[2:40]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:40]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:40]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:40]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:40]: FIGHT!
[1:07]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
DOGPENIS [1:05]: ± AMEN ±
DOGPENIS [0:56]: wp
[0:43]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:04)
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS [Intermission]: gg
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
[9:12]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:55]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:04
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS [Intermission]: gg
[1:21]: The Main Door has been breached!
DOGPENIS [0:17]: gg
NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS [0:12]: gg wp
DOGPENIS [0:09]: tiene miedo
DOGPENIS [0:08]: ?
HORSEPENIS [0:02]: tiene miedo ?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:04)
[Intermission]: DOGPENIS disconnected
hanS. [Intermission]: gg
Resolution [Intermission]: miedo hard
[Intermission]: hanS. disconnected
[Intermission]: NCHEZ'CROZH'EZCHOS disconnected
[Intermission]: HORSEPENIS disconnected
[Intermission]: Resolution disconnected

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