eats my bullets bitch matches vs meet your masters (2351 views)
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cisy
GETdmg
cisy
GETdmg
subbi
kARMA
kazim
Oxy
kARMA
kazim
Oxy
17.07.13 13:45 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | eMB_GETdmg:X | 76 kills |
Killing Spree | eMB_GETdmg:X | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | mYm# subbi | 92% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | eMB_GETdmg:X | 21 gibs |
...and stay dead! | eMB_Lowsens Style : ) | 35% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | eMB_GETdmg:X | 68 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | mym# penis | 6 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | eMB_GETdmg:X | 178 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | HORSEPENIS | 331 damage per frag |
What objective? | eMB_GETdmg:X | 551 XP |
Red Shirt | eMB_aimshot | 95 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | eMB_Lowsens Style : ) | 8 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | eMB_Lowsens Style : ) | 185 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | eMB_Lowsens Style : ) | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | eMB_aimshot | 29 /kills |
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Mym# karma [Countdown]: | hf |
[10:08]: | Allies team locked from spectators by eMB_aimshot |
[9:40]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:27]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[9:18]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:56]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[8:54]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[7:37]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:30]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [5:32]: | *PAUSE* |
[5:32]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
mym# penis [5:32]: | OMG!: maybe can we play sMiRZz? |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [5:32]: | *UNPAUSE* |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[5:32]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:32]: | FIGHT! |
Mym# karma [5:26]: | d:d |
Mym# karma [5:23]: | fkn pause :PPPP |
Mym# karma [5:20]: | lets blame that |
[4:43]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[4:26]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[4:26]: | mYm# kazim disconnected |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
eMB_GETdmg:X [4:26]: | ? |
mYm# subbi [4:26]: | keine ahnung |
Mym# karma [4:26]: | ya das ist zo |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: | dzis kurwa? |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
Mym# karma [4:26]: | jebem ti mater pisku |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:26]: | zamknij jape zajezdzie jebany |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
mYm# subbi [4:26]: | jobanoi urod |
eMB_GETdmg:X [4:26]: | :0 |
eMB_GETdmg:X [4:26]: | :0 |
Mym# karma [4:26]: | jebany kurw pierdole |
[4:26]: | mYm# kazim connected |
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: | chuj ci w dupe nygusie:< |
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: | chuj ci w dupe nygusie:< |
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: | chuj ci w dupe nygusie:< |
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: | chuj ci w dupe nygusie:< |
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: | chuj ci w dupe nygusie:< |
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: | chuj ci w dupe nygusie:< |
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: | chuj ci w dupe nygusie:< |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 15 seconds! |
[4:26]: | mYm# kazim client communication failure |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:26]: | brawo : D ! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:26]: | jebane buce |
[4:26]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[4:26]: | FIGHT! |
[4:00]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:00]: | *PAUSE* |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: | i hope he will back soon : ) |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
Mym# karma [3:59]: | i think we got a new 1 |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: | you got 200 sec |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: | : ) |
eMB_aimshot [4:00]: | chuj ci w dupe nygusie:< |
eMB_aimshot [3:59]: | chuj ci w dupe nygusie:< |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: | znasz mietusa? : D |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:00]: | dostalismy gryps od mietusa : P |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
eMB_aimshot [3:59]: | :D |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:00]: | ze chlopakow posprzedawales , chuj ci w dupe nygusie : D |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
[3:59]: | newb connected |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: | who? |
Mym# karma [4:00]: | juan antonio oxinho |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
Mym# karma [3:59]: | unpaz |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: | get tag : ) |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
eMB_aimshot [3:59]: | chuj ci w dupe nygusie:< |
eMB_aimshot [3:59]: | chuj ci w dupe nygusie:< |
[3:59]: | mYm# kazim connected |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: | haha |
eMB_aimshot [3:59]: | no pojebani kurwa |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
HORSEPENIS [4:00]: | <3 ddosing |
eMB_aimshot [3:59]: | dobra japa gramy |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: | no kurwa downy jebane buce |
Mym# karma [3:59]: | unpause. |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
HORSEPENIS [3:59]: | gl hf all |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[3:59]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[3:59]: | FIGHT! |
[3:46]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
Mym# karma [2:52]: | rofl |
[2:29]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
HORSEPENIS [2:27]: | XD |
HORSEPENIS [0:45]: | xd |
[0:21]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[0:16]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
HORSEPENIS [0:10]: | subbi stop hs |
HORSEPENIS [0:08]: | XD |
[0:03]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
eMB_aimshot [Intermission]: | CC |
HORSEPENIS [Intermission]: | gg |
[10:12]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:57]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:35]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[9:25]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:10]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:06]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
HORSEPENIS [8:39]: | XD |
mYm# subbi [8:37]: | >D>D |
[8:33]: | eMB_aimshotcalled a vote. |
[8:29]: | Vote FAILED! (KICK HORSEPENIS) |
HORSEPENIS [8:22]: | plz man |
eMB_aimshot [8:17]: | wypierdalaj na ettv |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [8:16]: | no wypierdalaj |
HORSEPENIS [8:08]: | english maybe? |
[8:04]: | eMB_Lowsens Style : )called a vote. |
[7:58]: | Vote FAILED! (KICK HORSEPENIS) |
[7:47]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[7:09]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [6:23]: | kurwa daj sie zabic dziwko |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [6:22]: | jebana |
[4:38]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:38]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:36]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:22]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[0:54]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 11:05 (original: 12:00) |
HORSEPENIS [Intermission]: | subbi! |
HORSEPENIS [Intermission]: | yes |
Mym# karma [Intermission]: | subbi gonna make transfer to real madrid |
HORSEPENIS [11:35]: | tommorow |
[11:15]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
mYm# subbi [11:10]: | almost |
[11:08]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:13]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[10:13]: | FIGHT! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [9:44]: | no kruwa mac |
Mym# karma [7:46]: | :D |
Mym# karma [7:45]: | rofl |
HORSEPENIS [6:58]: | XD! |
[6:47]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[6:05]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[5:46]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[5:46]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[5:39]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:37]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[5:24]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[5:20]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:38]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:25]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:15]: | gg wp |
[4:12]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[4:12]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:47 |
[7:07]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[7:02]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[6:25]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[6:25]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[6:24]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:17]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:14]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:14]: | FIGHT! |
[5:58]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[5:55]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[5:37]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:22]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:57]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:46]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:37]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
Mym# karma [4:34]: | :d |
Mym# karma [4:00]: | wtf are you guys doing |
Mym# karma [3:59]: | hahahaha |
[3:35]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:35]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[2:06]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[1:57]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:40]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:37]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[1:37]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:26]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[0:37]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[0:34]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[0:34]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 7:12 (original: 7:47) |
HORSEPENIS [Intermission]: | :'( |
HORSEPENIS [9:58]: | shoutout karma smirzz monkey |
[9:03]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
[8:03]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:09]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
eMB_GETdmg:X [4:50]: | sure |
[3:25]: | The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 6:34 |
HORSEPENIS [Intermission]: | wp |
[5:36]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:46]: | ytU KURWo jak Cie zlapie na lanie to Cie zajebie |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:45]: | pameitaj |
[3:11]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [2:38]: | lez szmato |
[2:14]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
[0:33]: | The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 6:01 (original: 6:34) |
[Intermission]: | eMB_aimshot disconnected |
[Intermission]: | mym# penis disconnected |
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