eats my bullets bitch matches vs meet your masters (2351 views)

pl TSUNA
pl cisy
pl GETdmg
ee subbi
nl kARMA
fr kazim
de Oxy


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
17.07.13 13:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth eMB_GETdmg:X 76 kills
Killing Spree eMB_GETdmg:X 6 frags without being killed
Accountant mYm# subbi 92% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! eMB_GETdmg:X 21 gibs
...and stay dead! eMB_Lowsens Style : ) 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning eMB_GETdmg:X 68 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! mym# penis 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer eMB_GETdmg:X 178 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! HORSEPENIS 331 damage per frag
What objective? eMB_GETdmg:X 551 XP
Red Shirt eMB_aimshot 95 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? eMB_Lowsens Style : ) 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore eMB_Lowsens Style : ) 185 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut eMB_Lowsens Style : ) 3 team kills
Gingerbread man eMB_aimshot 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
mym# penis8842664739022112247105082230/04/364/616/319114466
mYm# subbi92475768317012516629142262530/06/267/544/421917166
Mym# karma642944874713229926103203750/00/248/473/220713845
Mym# 81119518823033166838802350548510/010/2179/4713/220615156
eMB_aimshot7139767951801291341415189840/04/162/642/520016046
eMB_Lowsens Style : )57392498617031812580153833890/03/345/584/825717948
eMB_GETdmg:X86551768821021613360130562080/03/768/644/217614866
eMB_71134019226956066339354436286810/010/7175/6410/221116257
HORSEPENIS4310210231016331430581690/00/210/161/033113325
4310210231016331430581690/00/210/161/033113325
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mym# penis83255620010982112800/00/012/101/0/K/K//K///KKKDKDDDK/DDK/KDDKDK/KD
mYm# subbi951172223601947003978600/04/018/141/0K/DK/T/K/DKKDKKDKDDKK//DKDKK/KKDK/DDKDDK/KDKKK
Mym# karma75701520210726782919510/00/015/130/0KDDKX//DK/KDDK/KK/KSDDDKDDKK/KK/KDDK
Mym# 842124249101126836080251110/04/045/372/0
eMB_aimshot5610313232001134273124180/00/113/110/1DK/KDX/K/DD/DK/KK/KDD//DKD/KKDKD/K/KD
eMB_Lowsens Style : )4790112330072991386600/00/111/140/1D/D/KD/KDK/DKK/DKDKKKDDKD/DKD/DDDD
eMB_GETdmg:X5011612246012284928821110/00/212/191/1DKDTD/DDDDKDDDDDKK/KDDDKKKDKKDDDDKDKD
eMB_513093670110120926798721290/00/436/441/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mym# penis8914017191013322624931530/00/216/142/0DDK/KKKKKDKKKTDK/DK/KKKDDDDKDDDKDKDDD
mYm# subbi1001221818500340743356180/00/116/142/1/DKDDD/KKKDKKXDDDDDKKDKKDKDDKDK/KKKKK
Mym# karma541041324200733823307180/00/113/160/0/KK/DDDKD/KDDDK/K/DKDDKKDKKDDDDDK/K/D
Mym# 813664861801131068291561890/00/445/444/1
eMB_aimshot1151122320601436193702660/02/021/141/4KDKDKDKDKDKDKKDKDKXDTKK/K/KKDKDDKK/KDKX/KKDDKD
eMB_Lowsens Style : )52761121402727903756790/02/010/141/1K/K/K/KDDTDDD/DXDK/DDDDKKKK/T/KKDDD
eMB_GETdmg:X631041422601427473224430/01/114/180/0DDD/K/XDDD/KKDKDTKD/DKKKKKDDKDDKKDDKDD
eMB_7729248631604159156106821880/05/145/462/5
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mym# penis476391920032143229500/00/18/141/2/KDKDDKDDKDDDDDKXDKDDDDK//DKK
mYm# subbi91701112100222572107180/01/110/80/2KKDDDKDDDKDDKXKK/KDK/DKK
Mym# karma727413182023217325671750/00/115/130/1KKD/DKDDDKK/DDDKK/DKTKDKTDKKDDKDD
Mym# 7020733495028657369691930/01/333/351/5
eMB_aimshot6648101510021915235900/02/07/141/0KDKDXKDDKK/DKDKKKDDDDKDD/D
eMB_Lowsens Style : )80691215401224642393890/00/112/111/1DKDKKDKKTDD/KKKKKDKDDKDDD/DD
eMB_GETdmg:X1721051911400425901821180/01/015/73/0DD/KKKKKKDKDK/KKKKKD/KDKK/KKKD
eMB_10622241419018696965731070/03/134/325/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mym# penis1758514820012729187100/03/010/61/0KDKDKDKK/KKKDKKKDKDKKD
mYm# subbi7554912200620731916720/00/09/50/1DXK/K/DDKK/KD/DKKK//KD
Mym# karma58467121015169315271310/00/05/53/1DKTDDK/KD/DDK/KK/K/D
Mym# 103185303250112649553142030/03/024/164/2
eMB_aimshot213031410051074220100/00/03/90/0DD//DDK/DKDD/DD/K
eMB_Lowsens Style : )5075612300117932145760/00/15/71/3/KKKDKDDDDDDDDKDDK
eMB_GETdmg:X78811114200424472149180/00/28/80/0KKK/D/KD/KDKKDKKDDDK/DDKD
eMB_5018620406001053146495940/00/316/241/3
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mym# penis144621391002207899300/01/011/81/0KDKKKKXKDK/K/KDKKDKDKDD
mYm# subbi7251811200320971754850/00/08/80/0KDKDKDDKDK/K/K/KDDD
Mym# 1081132120300541752747850/01/019/161/0
eMB_aimshot464671520061623206300/00/07/90/0DKDD/KD/K/K/DDD/DKK/KD
eMB_Lowsens Style : )373838100013561794400/00/03/70/1DKDDDKDDKDD
eMB_GETdmg:X110811110200112861638180/00/111/80/0DD/KDKDKKDKDDKDDKKKKK
eMB_641652133500742655495580/00/121/240/1
HORSEPENIS50475101014132015181690/00/06/60/0TK/DD/DK/KD/KDKD
50475101014132015181690/00/06/60/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mym# penis5051612101210891728700/00/07/90/1DDK/DKDDDTKDDKK/KDD
mYm# subbi114618710021428111500/01/06/51/0K/DDDKKDDKK/KKK
Mym# 821121419201425172843700/01/013/141/1
eMB_aimshot1375811860011756174000/00/011/70/0KDKKDKKKKDKDKK/KDDD
eMB_Lowsens Style : )8544672001118614291050/01/04/51/1KDKKDDK/DDKKD
eMB_GETdmg:X128649710011441134200/01/18/40/1KDKDKKD/KKDDKKKD
eMB_11716626229003438345111050/02/123/161/2
HORSEPENIS385551300021994154000/00/24/101/0DDKDKDDKKDXD/KD/DDD
385551300021994154000/00/24/101/0

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Player Chats
Mym# karma [Countdown]: hf
[10:08]: Allies team locked from spectators by eMB_aimshot
[9:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:27]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:56]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [5:32]: *PAUSE*
[5:32]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
mym# penis [5:32]: OMG!: maybe can we play sMiRZz?
[5:32]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [5:32]: *UNPAUSE*
[5:32]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[5:32]: FIGHT!
Mym# karma [5:26]: d:d
Mym# karma [5:23]: fkn pause :PPPP
Mym# karma [5:20]: lets blame that
[4:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:26]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[4:26]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[4:26]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[4:26]: mYm# kazim disconnected
[4:26]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
eMB_GETdmg:X [4:26]: ?
mYm# subbi [4:26]: keine ahnung
Mym# karma [4:26]: ya das ist zo
[4:26]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
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eMB_aimshot [4:26]: dzis kurwa?
[4:26]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
Mym# karma [4:26]: jebem ti mater pisku
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:26]: zamknij jape zajezdzie jebany
[4:26]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
mYm# subbi [4:26]: jobanoi urod
eMB_GETdmg:X [4:26]: :0
eMB_GETdmg:X [4:26]: :0
Mym# karma [4:26]: jebany kurw pierdole
[4:26]: mYm# kazim connected
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_aimshot [4:26]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
[4:26]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
[4:26]: mYm# kazim client communication failure
[4:26]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:26]: brawo : D !
[4:26]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:26]: jebane buce
[4:26]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:26]: FIGHT!
[4:00]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:00]: *PAUSE*
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: i hope he will back soon : )
[3:59]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Mym# karma [3:59]: i think we got a new 1
[3:59]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: you got 200 sec
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: : )
eMB_aimshot [4:00]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_aimshot [3:59]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: znasz mietusa? : D
[3:59]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:00]: dostalismy gryps od mietusa : P
[3:59]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
eMB_aimshot [3:59]: :D
[3:59]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:00]: ze chlopakow posprzedawales , chuj ci w dupe nygusie : D
[3:59]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[3:59]: newb connected
[3:59]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: who?
Mym# karma [4:00]: juan antonio oxinho
[3:59]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
Mym# karma [3:59]: unpaz
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: get tag : )
[3:59]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
eMB_aimshot [3:59]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_aimshot [3:59]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
[3:59]: mYm# kazim connected
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: haha
eMB_aimshot [3:59]: no pojebani kurwa
[3:59]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
HORSEPENIS [4:00]: <3 ddosing
eMB_aimshot [3:59]: dobra japa gramy
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:59]: no kurwa downy jebane buce
Mym# karma [3:59]: unpause.
[3:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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HORSEPENIS [3:59]: gl hf all
[3:59]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
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[3:59]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:59]: FIGHT!
[3:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Mym# karma [2:52]: rofl
[2:29]: The Allied Truck is in position!
HORSEPENIS [2:27]: XD
HORSEPENIS [0:45]: xd
[0:21]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:16]: The Allies have activated the crane!
HORSEPENIS [0:10]: subbi stop hs
HORSEPENIS [0:08]: XD
[0:03]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
eMB_aimshot [Intermission]: CC
HORSEPENIS [Intermission]: gg
[10:12]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:35]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:25]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
HORSEPENIS [8:39]: XD
mYm# subbi [8:37]: >D>D
[8:33]: eMB_aimshotcalled a vote.
[8:29]: Vote FAILED! (KICK HORSEPENIS)
HORSEPENIS [8:22]: plz man
eMB_aimshot [8:17]: wypierdalaj na ettv
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [8:16]: no wypierdalaj
HORSEPENIS [8:08]: english maybe?
[8:04]: eMB_Lowsens Style : )called a vote.
[7:58]: Vote FAILED! (KICK HORSEPENIS)
[7:47]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [6:23]: kurwa daj sie zabic dziwko
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [6:22]: jebana
[4:38]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:38]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:36]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:22]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:54]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:05 (original: 12:00)
HORSEPENIS [Intermission]: subbi!
HORSEPENIS [Intermission]: yes
Mym# karma [Intermission]: subbi gonna make transfer to real madrid
HORSEPENIS [11:35]: tommorow
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
mYm# subbi [11:10]: almost
[11:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:13]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:13]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[10:13]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:13]: FIGHT!
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [9:44]: no kruwa mac
Mym# karma [7:46]: :D
Mym# karma [7:45]: rofl
HORSEPENIS [6:58]: XD!
[6:47]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:46]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:46]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:24]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [4:15]: gg wp
[4:12]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:12]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:47
[7:07]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:02]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[6:25]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:25]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:14]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:14]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:14]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:14]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[6:14]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:14]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[6:14]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:14]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[6:14]: FIGHT!
[5:58]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:55]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:22]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Mym# karma [4:34]: :d
Mym# karma [4:00]: wtf are you guys doing
Mym# karma [3:59]: hahahaha
[3:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:37]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:34]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[0:34]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:12 (original: 7:47)
HORSEPENIS [Intermission]: :'(
HORSEPENIS [9:58]: shoutout karma smirzz monkey
[9:03]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:09]: The Service Door has been breached!
eMB_GETdmg:X [4:50]: sure
[3:25]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:34
HORSEPENIS [Intermission]: wp
[5:36]: The Main Door has been breached!
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:46]: ytU KURWo jak Cie zlapie na lanie to Cie zajebie
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [3:45]: pameitaj
[3:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
eMB_Lowsens Style : ) [2:38]: lez szmato
[2:14]: The Service Door has been breached!
[0:33]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:01 (original: 6:34)
[Intermission]: eMB_aimshot disconnected
[Intermission]: mym# penis disconnected

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